Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I hurriedly said: "I'm Wu Er's friend, I'm here to find you, Miss Li Xuemei, Wu Er is in some trouble, I need you to help me."

Li Xuemei opened the door, and slapped me from head to toe with a black face: "Aren't you the official who walked the dog in front of my door the day before yesterday and taught the dog to lose it? You just said What? Brother Erlang, what happened to him?"

"Miss Xuemei,? It's urgent. Let's talk and walk."

As soon as I pulled her, I went to the horse. Miss Li Xuemei grabbed my hand and said unhappily: "Hey, you official, why do you start using your hands while talking? I am a clean man My big girl, you can't flirt with a man."

I cupped my hands and said, "Miss Xuemei, I'm sorry for being rude,? Let me put it this way, Wu Er needs you very much now!"

Li Xuemei looked puzzled: "Need me? What does he need me for?"

As a big man, I really don't know how to say some things to a woman.

I pushed her and said anxiously: "Let's go, girl, let's talk as we walk,? You see, I'm definitely not a bad person if I dress so well. You really have to solve this matter about Wu Er."

Li Xuemei was pushed onto the horse by me, and immediately the fine horse snorted several times.

Sure enough, the beautiful skin is the same, and the interesting soul weighs more than 200 catties, Wu Er,? Why are you so good at it?

After saying offended, he got on his horse and took the reins for Li Xuemei.

Li Xuemei swayed her body and said: "Your official, I'm a big girl. If you didn't say that brother Erlang was in a hurry today, I wouldn't ask you to be so close. I'm a person with a very clean reputation."

Li Xuemei twisted her body and made my good horse stagger.

I said: "Miss Xuemei, don't blame me for speaking rudely. Just because Wu Song is my brother and he is in great trouble at this time, I really don't care about other etiquette.

Let me tell you so.I will formally propose marriage to you on behalf of my brother Wu Er, how about it? "

"Propose marriage?" Li Xuemei was startled, and stared at me with big eyes like cowbells: "You mean, you want to propose marriage to me for Wu Er?"

"That's right, if Miss Wanwang agrees, he's really suffering right now."

Li Xuemei's expression was a little hesitant: "He asked you to say this?"

"He didn't ask me to tell, but as a brother, I could see it.

Look at him, although Kong Wu is handsome, but he never has a word of gossip with any woman.But Dudu is very kind to you.

Come to your door every day, not to mention water and firewood for you, but also buy some small things for you.Not only me, even the servants in the mansion can see that he is interested in you. "

Li Xuemei put her thick index finger on her lips, her expression was a little strange.

"You mean Brother Wu Er likes me? But he never told me?

He used to work for me all the time before, and he always gave me small things that girls can use, but I always thought he was for...he was for..."

Li Xuemei twisted the corners of her clothes with both hands, her face was already red to the base of her neck.

I hastened to persuade her: "Wu Song is always boring, what can you tell you by pointing at him? You only talk about this marriage, are you willing?"

Li Xuemei nodded quickly: "I agree, I agree."

I nodded: "That's it... I'll send you and him to the bridal chamber!"

"Ah?" Li Xuemei was startled: "Your official, what are you talking about? Bridal chamber now? Why are you in such a hurry?"

"It's not that I'm in a hurry, it's that he is in a hurry! Miss Xuemei, I know it's a bit difficult to ask you like this, but now saving Wu Er is the most important thing, and we don't care too much.

Get off the horse in a while, and you will meet him in the room. If he wants to do something to you... please bear with me.

I will go out now and ask the matchmaker to come over, write a marriage letter for the two of you, and set a dowry. All the dowry will come from my Ximen mansion. Do you think it is feasible? "

Li Mei turned to look at me: "My dear, so you are the richest man in the city, Ximen Qing?"

"That's right, that's me. I'm Ximen Qing, you see, with me as the guarantor, I'm sure I won't lie to you, right?

Who do you think you are marrying?Isn't it the same thing as who you marry?

Now we're just skipping the middle link, and directly asking you to make a deal with Wu Er, helping him once, and saving his life, are you willing? "

Li Xuemei thought for a while, then nodded abruptly: "I understand, don't you just ask me and Brother Wu to do that first, and you will make up for me later?

Although this matter is a bit impolite, I have thought about it for more than ten or twenty years. Since I want to save him, then I will go all out! "

While he was talking, he had already arrived at Ximen Mansion.

Li Xuemei didn't wait for me to greet her, she jumped off the horse, lifted her skirt, stretched her neck and ran into the yard.

"Brother Erlang, I'm here! I'm here to save you!"

The huge feet stepped on the path, stepping on a pit, and the body of two feet wide followed the path all the way to the room, knocking down countless people along the way.

Why are you suddenly worried about my Second Master Wu?

Wu Song was sitting in the bathtub dripping wet, when he saw us coming, he stared at his big blood red eyes and asked viciously, "What are you going to do?"

The beautiful male wet suit is really worth seeing.

Li Xuemei's eyes froze, she covered her face and said: "Brother Erlang, the high official asked me to come here, he said that he will offer you a dowry to marry me now, and told me to have a... room with you right now. Ahhh , Mom, I'm so ashamed!"

Li Xuemei said that she was ashamed to death, but she waved her big hands and shouted the servants out: "Get out, get out, all of you get out! Don't let me and Brother Erlang get things done!"

All the servants were kicked out by her barking teeth and claws, Li Xuemei lay down on the bed next to her carelessly, and said with a generous look: "Brother Erlang, we have already talked about this, so you can Don't just sit around, hurry up and do whatever you need to do, I'll do whatever you want!"

I shrank my head and turned to leave, but Wu Song suddenly said in a cold voice: "Ximen Qing, if you don't untie me, how can I have anything to do with her?"

I looked at his fierce look and dared not go over.

Li Xuemei couldn't wait any longer, she covered her face and twisted back and forth on the bed: "Master, please help Brother Erlang untie it, I'm a big girl, I can't be too proactive. Go, go, Hurry up! Hey, don't just delay things!"

Even if she kept urging me, I couldn't stand still, so I walked up to Wu Song and said something nice to him first: "Wu Song, you are a reasonable person, you should know that I am helping you at this time. You take that medicine and it will help you." It's so fierce, if you can't find someone to explain it, I'm afraid it will kill your life.

You said you don't want girls from brothels, so I found Miss Xuemei, she is innocent and has a solid body, and you like her, and you can make up later with the rest of the etiquette. See what I mean? "

He gritted his teeth and looked at me and smiled: "Understood, the official is very careful. If you want to detoxify, you need someone you like, right?"

"It's good that you understand, you must be gentle with your hands and feet for a while, and don't scare other girls."

Li Xuemei on the bed covered her face and shrunk her body into a big ball shyly, thinking that she had already made all the preparations.

After I untied the tendon rope from Wu Song's hand, Wu Song suddenly turned his hand, grabbed my neck and dipped me into the bathtub.

I was startled, and kicked him, but he dodged, and I kicked the bathtub to pieces, and the two of them fell to the ground with wet clothes, and he grabbed my neck viciously The authentic way: "Ximenqing, you said today's account, how should I settle it with you?"

I was so angry that my eyeballs popped out, and I cursed: "Wu Song, don't bully people again and again. You took that medicine by yourself. No one forced you. Now you take it yourself and cause trouble. I tried my best to help you, but you still hit me? Are you still human?"

He leaned forward and stared fiercely into my eyes: "Oh, what you're trying to do is to either send me a prostitute or a beast? Did you deliberately disgust me, Wu Er?"

Li Xuemei was also obviously frightened by the appearance of the two of us, she jumped out of the bed and didn't even care about putting on her shoes, she ran over and pulled Wu Er: "Brother Erlang, don't deal with high officials, he is doing it for our own good. "

Wu Song shook off her hand, and still stared at me: "Ximen Qing, keep saying you're nice to me, right? Yes! Then today's poison, can you help me get rid of it?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his hand and pulled my clothes.

"Wu Er, are you crazy?"

I slapped his face with a palm, turned around and ran.

When he ran to the door, he grabbed the collar and dragged him back, and locked the door casually.

He ran to the window, but was dragged back by his ankles, and closed the window casually.

I grabbed the table to go to the room, but he smashed my rosewood table into pieces.

I flew onto the bookshelf, and he kicked my yellow rosewood bookshelf away.

In desperation, I hugged the pillar and wanted to go up to the beam, but he grabbed my leg from below: "Come down! Otherwise, I will take off your trousers and tie you to the pillar to dry!"

Look at this smelly and shameless!

I kicked his hand away and continued to run around the room, the guy was chasing after him, and Li Xuemei was shouting loudly beside him!

In this scene, it seemed that Yashenan was about to force Cao Zhijing, and the extra-large Yuli was cheering from the side!

After running straight for half an hour, his physical strength was finally no match for him, the whole house was beaten to pieces, and the person couldn't run anymore, so he grabbed him and pressed him to the bed.

I said weakly: "Wu Song, soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!"

He leaned over to look me in the eyes: "How can I insult you?" As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his hand and came to strip me of my clothes.

A scream came from behind: "Wu Er, high officials, what are you two doing!"

Looking back, I saw Li Xuemei covering her mouth and looking at the two of us in disbelief.

I quickly explained: "Miss Xuemei? Don't get me wrong, Wu Er is deliberately disgusting me."

Wu Song said: "Xuemei, you go back first, I will settle this account with this bastard today."

Li Xuemei tore off her neckline, revealing her fertile chest: "Brother Erlang, let go of the officials, come to me if you have anything to do!"

Wu Er and I looked up at her, turned our bodies around at the same time, each holding a bucket and throwing up.