Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

This is the scary thing about ancient women, they would commit suicide at every turn.

After fighting and snatching, she was finally controlled,? Those women also rushed in when they heard the movement.

Li Ping'er asked with a big belly: "Senior official,? Sister,? What's wrong with you?"

Yueniang cried while grabbing the scissors: "The high official said just now that we would all be divorced and kicked out of the mansion, so I said I would save him the paper of divorce,? Teach him to paste a set of coffin will I sent it away.

I, Wu Yueniang, was born as a member of Ximen's family, and died as a ghost of Ximen's family. Drive me out of the house, I can't afford to lose face! "

Hearing what she said, all the women cried.

I hurriedly said: "Yue Niang, listen to me,? I didn't mean to drive you out of the house just now, but I terminated the relationship between the couple of us with a divorce letter. Let you go to find the real one. Love you guys!

I... I really can't give you what I have!

Besides, I didn't say to let you leave the house.This family business is all yours,? I went out alone! "

Yueniang cried even harder when she heard this, she pulled out the hairpins and wanted to cut her hair with scissors again: "Okay, okay? I've been married to you for so many years, so I know that we are all like this in your heart.

If you can't do sex, you suspect that we hate you and hate you,? If you don't drive us out of the house, you just think that we are greedy for your money.

Alright, you write the letter of divorce now, and when I'm done, I'll shave off all my hair and go to a nunnery to be a nun. "

Several other women were also crying and shouting, and the yard was full of chickens and dogs.

Li Ping'er clutched her big belly and cried out of breath: "Your official, we are really not that kind of people! Why do you suspect us so much?"

Meng Yulou raised his hand and slapped his pink cheeks and jade face vigorously: "It's my fault. I offended the son of the county magistrate's family yesterday without any reason, which made the officials angry. The officials should rest Just leave me alone and have nothing to do with the sisters.

Now that you have kicked me out with a divorce letter, I will throw myself into the river and jump into the well, and I can't blame you, the high official! "

It's not easy for me to talk to Yueniang to persuade the two of them, so I yelled at the servants: "What the hell are you doing standing there? Why don't you help the grandmas up quickly, so don't tell them to make trouble again."

Of all the people, only Li Jiaoer looked the calmest, knelt on the ground and said: "Okay, sisters and sisters, stop crying, and ask the cabinet to bring back a bag of Hedinghong in a while. We sisters will take a sip each, and we will drink it after drinking." Just clean.

It's just that the officials are so tired that they have to make a good coffin for us alone, so the funeral can be done together in a simple way, which saves money and trouble. "

I really want to be killed by these women!I said angrily: "Li Jiaoer, are you acting like a demon again? Ping'er is pregnant now, you are deliberately trying to scare her into getting pregnant!"

Li Jiaoer said coldly: "Don't you want to scold me, I didn't count her in at all."

Li Ping'er shouted loudly: "Why don't you count me? Am I not from Ximen's family? The Hedinghong in your bowl is counted as me, I am willing to drink two mouthfuls!

Take the child in my stomach with me, even if I am under the Nine Springs, I am not ashamed to see him, Hua Zixu, this child in Hengshun is also surnamed Ximen! "

It's really going to collapse.

I pointed the scissors at myself and said, "You all stop making trouble, Heng Shun was the one who got me wrong. I'd better kill myself now."

The other women were frightened, but Li Jiaoer was the only one who remained calm: "Dai'an, order another pack of Hedinghong to be placed on the cabinet.

One pack is enough for a few of us sisters, and the senior officials get one pack for themselves.

The whole family died clean together.Life is his person, death is his ghost.

He went alone, and we must not live alone.Hurry up! "

Dai'an's bastard really turned around and ran out the door.

I was so angry that I scolded him: "Dai'an, you fucking dare to go, I will break your leg!"

Dai'an just came back to his senses, knelt down, and knocked his head full of blood in a blink of an eye: "I know I was wrong, senior officials, please calm down, grandmas, please calm down, it's the fault of the villain, it's all the villain's fault wrong!"

Even he came to play self-mutilation, what kind of routines did the ancients use?

I slumped on the ground, patted my thighs and wailed: "Okay, ancestors, please stop making trouble. Senior officials, I drank too much yesterday and talked nonsense.

You all think I'm a fart, okay?Stop messing around, please.

I don't divorce my wife, and I don't leave the house either.In the days to come, let us old girls have a good time! "

Yueniang cried: "Your official, are you serious?"

"really!"

Meng Yulou choked, "Is it true what the official said?"

"really!"

Li Jiaoer said: "The high official wrote us a letter, promising never to divorce his wife."

After all, this little girl still has a lot of eyes.

I was forced to write down the documents by several women, and finally the whole room was full of people who stopped looking for life and death.

The servants brought hot water for them to wash their faces, changed the clothes for the waiter, coaxed them for a while, and finally they all stopped making trouble.

The air in the room was so stuffy that I couldn't breathe, and I got up to go.

Several women asked in unison: "Master, where are you going?"

I shook my head and smiled wryly: "I'm not going anywhere, just go to the cabinet and have a look, and teach them to put away all the crane crests and put away the rat medicine carefully, and don't sell anyone who comes."

Several women knew that I was joking, but they were still worried, and told Dai'an: "Follow your father carefully, don't leave half a step away."

So Dai'an's obstinate follower followed, and it really didn't leave half a step away.I stepped on my shoes several times without leaving the yard.

Just as he was about to turn around and tell him to stay a few steps away, the guy immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed, saying that he deserved to die.

I had no choice but to give up communication and ride out of the courtyard instead.

After riding the horse for a few steps, I suddenly heard someone shouting from behind: "Hey, Ximen Qing!"

As soon as I heard this voice, my scalp became numb, and I rode my horse and ran away without saying a word.

Wu Song just caught up with him, jumped in front of his eyes, and pulled the rein tightly: "Hey, Ximen Qing, what are you calling, are you deaf?"

I hid my face and didn't dare to look at him, and said falteringly: "I'm still hungover, my hearing is not very good."

"I can't hear you so loudly? Are your ears used to vent your anger? Oh, you were crazy late last night, weren't you?"

I should be asking you this question, you played crazy with that woman last night, didn't you?

He snatched the reins from his hand and turned to leave, but he stopped him from the front: "Hey, what are you doing? Angry? But blame me for leaving early last night? Tch, I haven't mentioned you yet, you can fight with an actor It's really thanks to that old face of yours that you played so crazy."

I looked up and smiled wryly: "I have no face, with your Second Master Wu, I have no face at all."

He tore me off the horse and put his hand on my shoulder: "Hey, guess what good thing happened to me today?" He waved a purse proudly in front of me: "Grandfather sent me away early in the morning." Called me, and gave me money, and comforted me, saying that I have worked hard for the safety of a county for many days, and I will be praised more in the future. Look, is this a good thing?"

She lowered her head, still not looking at him.

It is written in a book: Love is like a master's move, the one who is tempted first is doomed to lose.

High officials are exquisite and dazzling in front of everyone, but they lose confidence when they see Wu Song. This is not like me, this is not like me...

He shook my shoulder a few more times: "Let's go, I got a silver reward, I invite you to drink. I won't spend your money today, I'll be the host!"

I pushed his hand away and said in a cold voice, "Let's wait another day, I already have an appointment with a friend today."

Before he could speak again, I turned around and got on my horse, and left without looking back.

The mansion was too chaotic and dared not go back, so I asked Earl Ying and the others to go to the Lichun Courtyard again, and ordered the lady from Persia to ask her to sing and dance.

That girl is indeed a fierce horse, almost as tall as me, wearing a golden bra, revealing her entire belly, dancing to the music, shaking her belly full of little flesh.As a result, Earl Ying and the others choked on alcohol and had nosebleeds.

Seeing the appearance of these bastards, the old bustard knew that the business was on the way, and then bragged about the Persian top card as the best in the world, and tried her best to encourage the bastards to hurry up and spend money on her for a night.

When Widow Sun heard that it would cost money, he forced himself to swallow his nosebleed and pretended not to hear.

Yun Lishou obviously couldn't afford the money, so he pretended to inspect the goods, and reached for the clothes of others, but the old bustard was not stupid, and immediately patted his hand back.

Earl Ying had the cheek to pay the bill, the old bustard sneered, "I'm sorry, Mr. Ying, we never pay the bill here."

Earl Ying tugged at my clothes and said, "Hang it on the official account, he can afford it."

The Persian dancer suddenly beckoned the old bustard to come over, and whispered a few words in her ear.

The old bustard said: "This daughter said that if a high-ranking official calls an escort, she will only charge half of the price tonight!"

"Hey!" The bastards beside him screamed with jealousy and hatred.

I waved to the Persian beauty: "All brothers like you, come and sit."

The Persian beauty came over and sat sideways beside me, deliberately keeping her distance from those around her.

Yun Lishou said sourly: "Women are all the same, they only like rich people, and never pay attention to the connotation of character!" Well, if I were a woman, I would also like someone who is clean, good-looking, decent and rich like a high official."

There was a smell of pickled alcohol, I pushed it on my body: "Go away!"

Those bastards got into a mess again, and pretended to be crazy after the fight, and reached out to touch the belly of the Persian dancer.

The dancer stood up and wanted to run away, they gathered around and patted her body, the woman was obviously about to cry, but she still forced herself to laugh.

I said: "Stop making trouble, let the family sit down and eat something."

The dancer finally got away, and said in blunt Chinese: "The high official rewarded me, I want to thank the high official, how about drinking a leather cup together?"

People around booed together.

The Persian dancer was about to kiss my lips with fragrant fruit wine in her mouth. I closed my eyes and waited for her to kiss me. When I was an inch away, I couldn't help but get out of the way.

"The ladies at home have leather cups, I don't care about you, or you can sing us a song."

The dancer picked up the dombra-like qin and played and sang for us, and the bastards around her finally settled down for a while.

The old bustard called a few more girls to accompany him, and Earl Ying called two more young ladies to come over.

I saw that the two coffins were handsome, so I chatted with them and asked them why they did this.

The thin-faced man said that he couldn't help it.When he was young, his family was poor, so his parents sold him to an opera troupe. The owner of the opera troupe was not a human being. He first said that he was accepted as a disciple, and then he was raped. When he grew up and got tired of playing, he was sold again. He was given to this brothel and called him to serve men.

At first he didn't want to do this, and he ran away a few times, and when he was caught, he was beaten easily, and then he stopped running, anyway, he had already been beaten by a man, so what should he care about?Fortunately, life in this building is leisurely, and the bustard also teaches some playing and singing skills, and the food and drink are good, which is a hundred times better than following that old opera troupe and cheap troupe master.

The stronger and more handsome man said: "I voluntarily voted for this job. My family was originally a rich man, but because of being male, my father beat me several times because of this, but I couldn't change it." .

Later he died and taught me to manage the family business, but I don't know how to do that, so I lost the family business not long after.Just let the investment bank do this, live a good life, and still earn money, why not do it? "

This is quite generous.

Earl Ying saw that the two men he had summoned were just sycophating me, he was not happy, and said: "Master, you are going to tease your top card, what are you doing with me? You are not good." This mouth?"

I purposely reached out to the two men: "How do you know that I'm not a good official? Maybe tonight, I want to try it?"

Earl Ying hurriedly embraced the two people, one on each side: "Your Majesty, these two are mine, they must accompany me tonight, you can't snatch them away."

I laughed out loud, and asked Dai'an to pour wine for me and pour them all the way.After a while, these bastards got drunk one by one, and they couldn't move anymore.

Yun Lishou and the others lay on the table with drooling faces and waved to the dancer: "Sister, come here, let my brother kiss you, and then touch your belly to see if it's soft." They are cheap and have no strength.

Earl Ying had already gone mad in the next room with his arms around the two young ladies.

I returned home on my own.

After entering the yard, the women were all asleep, only the lantern in the corridor was still on, the orange light and shadow covered the smell of sweet-scented osmanthus in the air, the smell of powder, the smell of earth after the new rain, and the smell of urine... …

I said how could I feel a burst of heat on my ankle, it turned out that the dead dog peed on my shoe again.

Kicked the dead dog away, and lay down on the stone bench with his clothes on.

The dew wets the clothes, but the mind cools down exceptionally.

I turned on the system and called a few times before the guy woke up.

"Why do you feel that you are getting bigger and bigger these days, and you are getting lazy?"

The system yawned back to me: "I'm not human, I'm just lazy."

"Wake up, I have something to ask you."

"Well, you said."

"Those two famous books. One is about me and Fan Jinlian gou-qi, and we partnered to kill Wu Da, which angered Wu Song and told him to take my life. The other one is about Riri and the woman Y Chaos, hurt the body, and died through the sun.

According to the current situation, it seems that neither of the two situations will happen.

For one thing, I have no intentions with that woman, let alone have an affair with her. The death or immortality of Wu University has nothing to do with me.

What's more, now, Wu Erlang has a good relationship with me.Grandpa gave him a reward, so he first thought of buying me a drink, so it can be seen that even if he didn't regard me as a life and death confidant, he wouldn't have the intention of harming me.

As for those women, listen carefully, is it safe in the house at the moment?

I have already stated that they can accept it without that function, and they will definitely not harm me because of this matter.So you said, if I really wanted to die, what would be the reason? "

That guy didn't speak for a long time, but he made a lot of noise in my head.

"Hey hey, I'm asking you something serious. What are you doing?"

"Host, please wait a moment. I am carefully analyzing various data to give you a reasonable cause of death."

Be patient and wait for it.

After a while, the voice finally disappeared, and the system only heard: "The officials are really powerful. Now various data show that everyone's resentment towards you is lower than 20.00%, which is a very safe factor. .

And everyone, not only the lady in your family, but also your fateful enemy Wu Song, have already reached over 60.00% of their affection for you, if they continue to develop at this level.

Your most likely cause of death will be - old age. "

I sat up suddenly: "Really?"

"Well, that's what the data is currently showing."

A burst of joy welled up in my heart, and I suddenly felt that the surrounding night was warm.

I jumped off the stone bench and walked back and forth, rubbing my hands excitedly.

Could it be that this fine land and beautiful house plus this romantic face will all be mine in the future?If it is placed in later generations, how many years will it take to earn it?

Thinking about my previous life, I was exhausted from running the market like a dog, and I had to guard against all kinds of open guns and dark arrows in the office. After a year of hard work, I still couldn’t earn enough money to buy a toilet outside the Seventh Ring Road of the capital.

After being reborn, he has secured his position as the richest man in Qinghe County. He has land properties in prime locations inside and outside the capital, and has investments in government offices!There is also constant trade with the border of the Western Regions, what a blessing it is?

Well, well, all this hard work is finally not in vain, I finally live the way all men in the world want to live!

The system asked: "Now are you at ease? How will you arrange it next?"

I clapped my hands happily: "How else should I arrange it? Live the rest of my life as a high official carefully."

It suddenly sneered again: "Don't be too happy, routine data analysis is indeed the result.

But one item was missed, and that is your feelings for Wu Song.

If you can control your youthful heart, you can indeed live the rest of your life without any worries.But if I can't control my heart and fall into this ungodly love, I'm afraid I will find my own death. "

I was stunned: "You mean, the price for me to enjoy my old age is that I can't fall in love with Wu Song?"

The system sneered: "Before you endured the jealousy in your heart, you deliberately taught him to take care of the woman surnamed Fan, because you knew that with her, the family of Wuhan University would be there.

With the home of Wuhan University, there is a family relationship in this world that can bind Wu Song.

With this kind of family affection, Wu Song is not a beast. He will not kill you cruelly, nor will he go to Liangshan to fall grass, lose that arm in the end, and live in the rivers and lakes since then.

But now the person you love is him!If he gets closer to Fan Jinlian, you will be guessing and jealous, and if he gets close to other women, so will you.

It can be seen that sorrow arises from love, and fear arises from love.You and him are entangled in love, how can there be no trouble?Is it possible for Ximen Daguanren and Wu Song to have a good result?but……"

He asked anxiously, "But what?"

"It's just asking for death!"

With a bang, the system was forcibly shut down.

Sitting on the stone bench and thinking for a while, I said, "Okay, I understand."

……