Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The troupe master held up the play list and ordered the master's play.

The mother-in-law ordered "Five Blessings", and the grandpa's wife ordered "Shou Ruhai". It's Yueniang's turn, and she deliberately acted like a baby: "I want to order "Da Jinzhi",? Teach my family officials to sing it for me personally .”

The mother-in-law blamed her: "Nonsense, today a high-ranking official is the host to celebrate your birthday? How can you ask him to come on stage to sing?"

Yueniang just ignored her, pulled my sleeve and acted like a baby: "Your official, you said you wanted to celebrate my birthday, why don't you sing for me today."

Conscience of heaven and earth, I only sang rock and roll in my previous life, but I really can't sing in opera.

Don't want to spoil Yueniang's interest,? Bite the bullet and say: "Okay, okay? Today Yueniang is the birthday star, you ask me to sing and I will sing,? I must be singing the son-in-law!"

Yueniang covered her mouth and smiled: "No, today you have to pretend to be a golden branch?"

"what?"

The mother-in-law thumped Yueniang's back a few times: "Yueniang,? You're such a spoiled official that you're out of shape. Qing'er, ignore her and teach her to go crazy by herself. "

I hurried forward and said: "Mother-in-law dare not say that about my Yueniang,? My heart hurts. Who told me that I just like her so much, and I am happy to be pampered.

None of you here are outsiders. Today I will pretend to be a golden branch and get beaten once to teach my ladies to be happy. "

The happiness on Yueniang's face was about to overflow.

The wife of the county magistrate pinched him on the arm: "Look at how many senior officials know how to cherish their wives,? You will learn it carefully some other day."

The grandfather bared his teeth in pain and was still smiling: "If you can't learn, you can't learn. I'm the parent of a county. I pretend to be a golden branch. How dare you watch it?"

While everyone was talking and laughing, I went to the back of the stage and grabbed Liu Qiqiao's costume and put it on.

This kid is really short and thin. I put on his costume which only reached my knees. I couldn’t even fasten the buttons at the back. I had to tie it up with a rope. As soon as the drum beat came on stage, all the audience burst out laughing? .

Even the kid playing Guo Nuan was almost overwhelmed, I gave him a blank look: "Acting, this is the beginning."

The kid said with a sullen face: "Today is your parents-in-law's [-]th birthday, why don't you go to pay your respects?"

I spread my hands: "Isn't it because the cabinet is too busy to pass?"

The crowd couldn't stop laughing again, Yueniang fell into her mother's arms and said: "Mother, look quickly, the high official forgot his words as soon as he came to the stage."

Meng Yulou and the others also stood by the window and laughed.

I like these sisters most laughing and beautiful.

The actor who played Guo Yan was so excited that he forgot his words, and simply skipped a few lines in the middle and said, "No matter how busy you are, you still have to go, you, you are so mad at me."

Then he opened his voice and sang: "I didn't make trouble with anyone, who would dare to bully the prince's son-in-law. I have something to ask you today, and you tell me the story..."

Needless to say, this voice is really nice.

After he finished singing, I scratched my fingernails and said, "Who are you scaring with anger? Women don't coax me like that. If you want me to go, don't you just kiss me?"

There was another burst of laughter on and off the stage, even those who were pulling the strings and those who were beating the drums couldn't hold back, and the drums were all chaotic.

The kid who played Guo Yan was blushing with embarrassment, and really didn't know what to sing next.

The high official automatically turned on the madness mode, chasing him all over the table with his sharp mouth: "Kiss one, one kiss, I will go if you kiss me once. If you really do it, can you beat me? Look at you, you haven't done it yet." I have high shoulders."

Everyone laughed and staggered, the little actor was so frightened that he ran all over the place, and his shoes ran away.

Seeing that the quarrel with him was almost over, I didn't go crazy anymore, I washed my face and changed my clothes before leaving the stage.

The wives upstairs yelled at the stage: "Your high-ranking official has performed well, I'll give you a reward!" A few baskets of flower petals fell down the window, covering their bodies.

Peeking at that person through the rain of flowers, he saw him holding a cup and talking and laughing with An Jiu who was sitting beside him. He didn't seem to notice the lively performance on stage.

A few women were so crazy that they ran down the stairs again, fighting to get me a drink.

Meng Yulou ran the fastest, but before reaching the front, he collided with someone full of arms, and smashed to the ground together with the good wine and the good pot. Yulou opened his mouth and was annoyed: "Who is rude? Offer me the good wine for the officials smash?"

It was a young man who bumped into her, well dressed, but with a rough face.Glancing at Meng Yulou, the boy blushed immediately, and hurriedly bowed and bowed to apologize.

Xu Meng Yulou just drank some wine, and was very dissatisfied with being put off, and complained a few words, so embarrassing that the man had no place to put his hands and feet.

Someone behind him said: "Master, that man is the second son of the county magistrate's family. I'm afraid the banquet came late."

Hearing that it was the grandfather's yamen, he was about to go forward to persuade him.Looking up again, I saw a figure bypassing the side door but didn't dare to come in, said a few words to the boy, and then waited outside the door, who else could it be if it wasn't Fan Jinlian?

The servant trotted all the way to Wu Song's ear and said a few words, Wu Song paused the hand holding the cup, turned around to look outside the corner gate, exchanged a glance with Fan Jinlian, put the cup away immediately, and walked away like anyone else. Didn't say hello?

Someone behind me gave me a slight push: "Your official, the yamen is gone, maybe you are angry?"

Looking back, I saw that the second son of the county magistrate had really gone out, so I chased after him without thinking.

Second Young Master stepped out of the side gate and got on his horse and was about to leave, I quickly stepped forward and grabbed him: "Second Young Master, I offended you just now, don't take it to heart."

The Second Young Master quickly got off his horse and saluted me: "Your Majesty, I was the one who was rude just now, don't blame my sister-in-law for calling me."

I persuaded him: "I have been spoiled by these women in my family, and they have never been polite. Just now I was only messing around on the stage, and I haven't recovered from it. Take the seat, and I will apologize to you on her behalf in a while."

The second son kept saying that he didn't dare, his face and neck were all red.

The county magistrate has such a thick skin, why is his son so refined.

I have always liked gentle, clean and courteous people the most, so I hurriedly called the servant to coax him back.

When I turned around again, I saw Wu Song and Fan Jinlian standing face to face on the other side of the street. I don't know what Fan Jinlian said, Wu Song turned his back and refused to talk to her.

Fan Jinlian tugged at the skirt of his clothes behind him. After tugging once, he didn't turn around, and after tugging again, he still didn't move.

Xu Shifan Jinlian was aggrieved, she lowered her head and let out tears, Wu Song sighed and turned to look at her, as if raising his hand to caress her shoulder, his hand paused in the air, and said something, she So weeping into laughter, he stepped forward to pull his sleeve.

Wu Song flicked his hand, but he didn't tell her to grab her, but obediently followed her and walked out of the alley.

That night, I got very drunk, and so did Wu Qianhu.

He patted me on the shoulder vigorously and said repeatedly: "Brother, brother, I knew that marrying my daughter to you is definitely not wrong."

I patted him with the same strength: "Brother, brother, I am actually not as good as you think. It is your daughter who has always tolerated me and taken care of me. I owe her a huge debt of love."

Wu Qianhu grabbed my wrist?: "Ximenqing, what you said is wrong. I can tell today that you are a hundred times better than me at coaxing women to dote on them.

No, I shouldn't call you brother, I should call you big brother.Come, come, brother and son-in-law, I toast you, brother! "

Mother-in-law and Yueniang saw that the two of us were making too much noise, so they forcibly came up and snatched the cups, and asked the servants to carry them back to their rooms.

It was a very deep sleep.

In the dream, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are all named after that person, and all the floating waves in the sea are covered with that person's face.Occasionally, Pan Jinlian penetrates into the mirror, but it is a beauty with the bones of a tiger, who presses Wu Song under her body and humiliates her in every possible way.

I wanted to save him, but I couldn't see clearly the expression on Wu Song's face, whether it was struggling in pain or intoxicated.

When he was at a loss, Wu Song suddenly saw me and shouted sharply: "Ximen Qing, come here!"

The moment I met his gaze, I suddenly felt a rush of hot air along the tailbone and climbed to the top of the skull, and my body trembled, feeling extremely refreshed.

When I woke up the next morning, I found that my underwear was wet. Staring at the glaring white mass, I covered my face with the edge of the bed and threw up.

When eating, people are still sleepy.

Yueniang complained from the side: "The senior officials were sick in those days, and they just got better, but they drank like this again, and it took a lot of time to recover."

Li Jiaoer replied with a sour taste: "Didn't the high officials drink too much to please you, eldest sister? I figured it out. Among the sisters, you are the one who has this dignity."

I put down the chopsticks and said with a straight face: "She is a wife, you are a concubine, each position should be correct, what is the comparison?"

As a senior official, it was the first time to talk to them like this, and the women were all frightened.

Li Jiaoer quickly put the bowls and chopsticks away, and knelt on the ground to apologize.

I just bury my head in eating? I just ignored her.

It was Yueniang and Yulou who helped her up. Li Jiaoer was so frightened that she burst into tears, she didn't dare to eat any more, and stood sideways.

Meng Yulou's eye circles were also red, and he asked in a low voice: "Is the official also angry with me? Yesterday I really didn't know that person was the second son of the grandfather's family, so I was a little tyrannical to him. If you are angry, I will be angry with you today." Go to his house to make amends in person."

I still bowed my head to eat and ignored her.

Yueniang saw that my face was not good, so she asked the maid to coax the two crying women out.

After the meal is finished, teach the servants to clean up.

Yueniang let me lie on the couch again, and said she would rub my head.

I grabbed her hand and said: "Yueniang, I really can't do it, or you all remarry."

Yueniang was stunned with anger: "Senior official, what's wrong with you? Even if you are angry again, you dare not say this lightly?"

"No, I didn't say it lightly. I thought about it last night. Although I can give you a good life, the illness there will never be cured. I'm really afraid that you will be like Zhuo Dier..."

Yueniang's face turned red all of a sudden: "Master! Do you think we are all such prostitutes in your heart? Without that, you really can't live?"

"No, Yueniang, listen to me. I just hope that you are all happy and live a life that a woman should have. You guard me, a fake man, no matter how good you are, it is useless. Don't you want to Want a child of your own?"

Yueniang interrupted me angrily: "I won't listen to you! Senior official, I know that Diu'er is gone, and you blame yourself for being sad. But how could it be your fault?

When you married her, her health has been bad.

You still treat her as usual, Jinyi Yushi has never treated her badly, if she really can't think about it, then blame herself.Where can I blame you?

Are you going to divorce us now because of that failure?

OK!Now that the high officials say such things, the concubine has no face to live anymore!I'll end it myself, saving your paper of divorce! "

As soon as she finished speaking, Yueniang rushed to the side and picked up the scissors to stab her neck.