Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was pestering him in private, I asked him to show the goods for me to see, lest he would not sell them, I first showed a few stacks of bank notes.

Naturally, the businessman saw money and my sincerity, so he took out all the good goods he had hidden.

There is a Hudao, about one foot and three inches long, the scabbard is made of mullet skin, it looks inconspicuous on the surface, but when the blade comes out, the cold light overflows, I waved the knife in the air, and I was frightened The guy screamed, but it was the sharp blade that cut off a strand of his hair.

Such a good thing must be mine.

There is also a box of plum-blossom needles, which are really the same as the unique hidden weapons written in martial arts novels. There are eighteen needles in a box, and there is a switch on the box. It can be fired six times in a row, and can hit more than ten feet away.

I spent a total of more than a thousand taels of silver to buy these two things and hide them in my luggage.

When he came out again, he saw that the hall was full of excitement, but several other merchants called a lot of singing girls and turtle slaves to come on board to drink and make fun of.

Wu Song sat alone in the far corner, ordered two meat dishes to drink alone, full of resentful women, guessing that he was still missing Lin Chong and Lu Da.

I walked over to him and asked, "Why don't you play with them?"

Wu Song snorted coldly: "It's very boring."

He almost forgot that he wasn't even interested in an alluring singing girl like Li Shishi, let alone such a vulgar fan.

I asked my servants to add a pair of chopsticks and was about to eat, when I saw a round-faced singing girl walking over with her zipa in her arms, she said shamefully, "This official, would you like to support me? Order me a song."

I glanced at Wu Song's stiff face, and whispered to the singing prostitute's ear, "There's no need to sing the song. If you can make this official laugh, I'll give you five taels of silver."

The singing girl instantly cheered up, and as soon as she let the zipa go, she told us jokes.

"One day, the Grand Master called me and all my sisters to drink at the mansion, and taught us all to write poems and drink orders to him.

Don't be afraid of officials' jokes, what kind of background are we waiting for?The songs he sang were all taught word by word by people, and he couldn't read at all, so how could he be so elegant?

The officials were pressing hard, so I blurted out: "A river of spring water is heading east."

Unexpectedly, this became an order.

When it came to the next move, the younger sister sitting next to me was aroused, and after a long pause, she blurted out: Gaoshan jumped out of the house!

Everyone laughed, saying how could such a mountain be jumped out?

She should be punished for drinking.

She jumped out with a limp on one leg and said, "The Gaoshan I mentioned is not a mountain, but he is a person's name. The one named Gaoshan has a lame leg, so why didn't he just jump back and forth?"

Hahaha, officer, do you think it's ridiculous for her to carry out this drinking order? "

This geisha laughed wildly to herself, I looked at her with my chin in my hand, I really couldn't get the joke in this story, Wu Song drank with mutton without raising his head, his face was still as rigid as a coffin Board.

The geisha was embarrassed, and asked in a low voice: "You two officials, isn't this joke funny?"

I looked at her, then at Wu Song, and suddenly slapped the table and laughed loudly: "It's funny, it's so funny. Second Master Wu, I've never heard such a funny joke when I grow up, what do you say?" right?"

Wu Song said, "Are you holding on?"

"Tsk, you are so unappreciative when a beauty tells a story, it's really incomprehensible, girl, ignore him, I'll reward you."

I jumped out from behind the table and limped out step by step: "Dai'an, take my money bag from Master Gao Shan, I want a reward!"

When the singing girl saw my legs, she was so frightened that she knelt down on the ground with a "plop" and kowtowed.

"Officials, forgive me, Shicai's family is talking nonsense, and absolutely did not mean to ridicule you, you must not blame it!"

Wu Song glanced at the two of us, and finally couldn't help laughing.

When he smiled, the snow melted into the clouds, and I walked over and helped the singing girl up from the ground: "Girl, I am teasing you, don't be afraid, here are five taels of silver for you."

Only then did the geisha realize that she was tricked by me, she took the money, thanked her, turned around and ran away.

After such a commotion just now, Wu Song’s face finally looked much better. I changed a pair of chopsticks to pick up food for him: “Okay, don’t be sad, people who are destined will get together sooner or later. ?”

He sighed: "I have traveled the rivers and lakes in the first half of my life, and I have also made some righteous friends, but I have never been so compatible with others. Let's say goodbye today, and you say get together again, how easy is it?"

Sooner or later you will get together every day, but you don't know it yet.

You can't say this clearly to him, so he said: "Now you can't play together all day, you can play with me first, can't you?"

He sneered extremely contemptuously: "I can't play with you!" Throwing the chopsticks away, he turned and went back to his room.

I looked at the food and drink on that table with my chin up, and suddenly lost my appetite, so I beckoned the girl back again: "Sing me a song for the high officials."

The girl sat sideways, tuned the zipa, and sang "Slow Voice".

Li Qingzhao was not born yet, and this word was written by Chao Bu. I don't know who Chao Bu is, but I think this tune sounds really slow, so slow that it can make people constipated.

I gave her a few pieces of silver to pass away, and went to the side of the boat to blow some air, and my heart sank for some reason.

It is getting farther away from Tokyo, and the prosperity behind it fades away. There are no tall buildings on both sides of the strait, but huts.

Going back for dozens of miles, even the huts disappeared, only a little afterglow on the vast river, and those uneven reeds.

I didn't want to go back to my room, I was afraid of seeing that guy's stinky face and I would get bored, so I clicked on the system and looked back and forth in it, only to find that I still had an arsenal.

"System, why didn't you remind me that there is an armory? And let me spend money to buy it?"

The system snorted coldly: "You will spend your money no matter what you buy. Is there any difference? You can store the two items you just bought with me first. Although the price is very cheating, people like you don't earn money. You don’t make money for nothing.”

The net encounters the lever essence.

I put the two good things I just bought into it, took out a fishing rod, danced in my hand, and shook it on the water.

The system sneered: "Isn't it just that people don't want to talk to you? As for being so boring?"

"He doesn't want to talk to me, and I don't want to talk to him! How great it is to be himself."

"Heh, even if it's fishing, you have to hang the bait first, right? You're shaking back and forth like this, are you trying to catch weeds?"

"What do you care what I fish for? I just try to have fun, okay?"

The system didn't bother to pay attention to me, and flashed with a "beep".

I flicked the fishing rod boredly, drawing an S shape on the water surface for a while, and drawing a B shape on the water surface for a while, and suddenly felt the fishing rod sink, as if something was hanging under it.

Could it be a big fish?

I was overjoyed, and quickly took the fishing rod back.

The strength of the thing at the bottom of the water is also very strong, I pull it and then it earns, it struggles and I retract it again, the two sides tugged for a few rounds, I had enough confidence to pick up the fishing rod desperately, only to hear a "hiss" Noise, the fishing rod is up, and there is a pair of men's underwear hanging on it!

At the same time, a man floated up on the surface of the river, waving a knife and shouting loudly: "No, they found out! Brothers, do it!"

The sound of killing was heard everywhere, and a dozen or so small boats floated out from the reed marsh, with four or five men standing on each boat, quickly outflanking our big boat.

The captain of the boat was so frightened that he dropped the pole and shouted loudly: "It's not good, there are Jiangliu thieves!"

The merchants on the boat were all panicked. Some took the gold and silver wrapped around their bodies and pretended to throw themselves into the river; of.

I was also in a hurry to find a place to hide with them, but I saw the man soaked in the river suddenly slapped the surface of the water, and he jumped up into the air, waving a knife to kill me: "Traitors don't go, eat me!" Zhang Shun strikes!"

I pointed at him: "Brother, you're not wearing underwear!"

"Ah?" He thought for a moment, retracted the blade in the air, and then lowered his head to block himself, followed by another scream of "Aw", rolled his eyes, and fell back into the water again.

Seeing a smear of blood floating on the surface of the water, I gasped, jumped into the room and went to look for Wu Song. "Wudoutou, there are pirates outside, let's run!"

The man was lying on his back on the bed, despite the shouts and killings outside, he was as stable as Mount Tai, with a grass stalk in his mouth, he lazily looked at the roof of the cabin and said: "Brother, thief, what kind of robber?"

I rushed over and pulled him up: "Don't take it seriously, just now I didn't lose my mind and asked that thief leader to eunuch himself. After a while, they will let no one let me go Yes, let me tell you how good your water skills are? How about the two of us jump into the river and escape first?"

He squinted at me: "Where are your goods? Don't want them all?"

I ran out with a money box in my arms, "You can buy the goods again, let's save my life first!"

As soon as I went out, a steel knife rested on my neck: "Don't move, Lord Yan Luo Ruan is here!"

This is the end!

Together with a dozen or so merchants, I was pushed onto the deck and knelt down one by one.

Wu Song was standing with the servants with a root of grass in his mouth, looking so upright that he was still laughing.

Zhang Shun was helped in by several people. His trousers had already been put on, and there was a large area of ​​blood underneath, and he was also unconscious.

Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaoqi waved their steel knives and gestured at the group of us one by one: "Say, who was fishing on the deck just now?"

No one responded, Ruan Xiaoqi slashed his knife: "Don't say anything, right? Then I'll chop off your heads one by one and throw them into the river to feed the fish!"

"I know I know!"

The guy who sold controlled knives pointed at me and shouted: "It's him, the one in white clothes. I saw him fishing with my own eyes."

This damn thing!

The steel knife on my neck tightened, and I quickly apologized with a smile: "Don't be angry, hero, I was really fishing just now. I didn't expect that Mr. Zhang, a white strip in the waves, was under there. I didn't mean to catch his underwear. Besides, the knife was not his. Did you draw it yourself?"