Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Look, the brain circuits of these people on Liangshan are all the same.

Wu Song put his finger on his lips: "Hey, the unique secret medicine can cure internal injuries and improve internal strength. I feel really refreshed right now!"

"Really? Then I'll try too!" He raised his hand and took away the remaining half bowl of paste.

After a while, I opened my eyes and peeked, and saw that his bald head was the same, and his face was also the same. The funniest thing was that his beard was covered with paste. He was lying on the bamboo chair next to him, looking like a mud-stained Big broom.

Don't laugh, you'll get wrinkles!

On the contrary, the person beside him couldn't bear it anymore, and he couldn't hold back his laughter. The monk turned his head which was blurred with facial features: "Wudutou, what are you laughing at?"

I quickly said: "He didn't smile, he was resting his breath."

Monk Hua: "Oh!" He also looked up to the sky and adjusted his breath with luck.

I forced myself to tremble with a sullen face, and Wu Song also endured too hard. He lifted his foot to shine on me, and cursed in a low voice, "I knew you were playing tricks!"

Monk Hua heard the movement? "Dutou, what are you talking about?"

Wu Song quickly said: "It's nothing, I'm talking with the officials in detail."

He is not stupid when it comes to teasing people, so I kicked him back: "It really can beautify your skin, who is playing tricks on you!"

"You're a bitch!"

I was good at pinching, he punched, I raised my hand to block, he kicked, I turned around and kicked, and after a while, the two of them fought together, Monk Hua heard the movement, and said: "Hey, I have practiced!" ? Add me!"

Before he finished speaking, his casserole-sized fist came straight towards my face. Wu Song raised his hand to hold his wrist, blocking between the two of us. I.

The three monsters made a fuss, and suddenly heard someone behind him asking: "Master, Dutou, senior official, what are you three doing?"

Turning around, she saw Mrs. Lin with a little maid behind her.

The three old men hurriedly turned their backs to wipe their faces.

Mrs. Lin had already walked over with a smile: "Where is my husband?"

Monk Hua quickly said, "He's asleep in the room, I'll call him."

"Stop barking, let him sleep for a while."

Mrs. Lin took the food box from the maid's hand: "I heard that the official Ximen is ill, so I cooked a medicinal meal and a few side dishes for him."

Four meat and four vegetables, everything looks good, and there is also black chicken soup with ginseng in the middle.

I finally know why Lin Chong and his wife are so affectionate, this woman is really very virtuous.

The little maid served a bowl of soup, and the lady of the Lin family smiled and said, "Yo, I didn't say which one is a senior official from Ximen, you recognized it yourself?"

The little girl blushed: "Anyway, I know that monk won't be."

Mrs. Lin just wanted to tease her: "Why is that gentleman in black?"

The little girl's face became even redder: "Anyway, I know he is not."

Monk Hua took a look at Wu Song: "Let me just say, he is different from us, anyone can see it."

Wu Song covered his mouth and let out a dry cough: "Sister-in-law, I'm going to ask Teacher Lin to wake up."

Monk Hua followed behind his ass: "I'm going too, I'm going too..."

I drank the soup and wiped my mouth: "Sister-in-law is a good cook."

Mrs. Lin smiled shyly, pushed the little girl away, and asked softly: "My family didn't treat the high official as an outsider, and wanted to ask you a few words in private, so I beg you not to blame me."

"No wonder, no wonder, Mrs. Sister-in-Law, please speak up if you have something to say."

"I heard that there are four concubines in the high official's family besides the main wife?"

"Yes."

She asked again: "Has your principal house and concubine's room ever been in harmony? But because you favored one of them privately, it caused trouble if you ignored the other?"

I thought about it and said, "It's okay."

Lady Lin pondered for a while and said, "What do you think of the girl next to me?"

I was taken aback: "This is not appropriate!"

Lady Lin frowned: "Why is it wrong?"

"I don't know her well!"

Mrs. Lin was stunned for a moment, and she covered her mouth and laughed so that her flowers trembled: "The high officials have misunderstood. I didn't want to give her to you, but I wanted her to be a concubine to Teacher Lin."

God!These days, there are still principals who rush to find mistresses for their men!Miss Lin, why are you so overwhelmed?

"How could my wife have such an idea?"

Her face was slightly red: "Don't blame the officials, I know it's impolite to say these words to a foreigner.

But I don't know why, I only met the senior officials twice, and I feel that you are extraordinarily peaceful, and you are different from those friends of my teacher Lin.

So I would like to mention some inappropriate things to you, in fact, I went to the temple that day to ask for a son..."

Now I understand, Teacher Lin and her have been married for many years without even having a child. Seeing that they are both grown up, they must be anxious.

"Since Mrs. Sister-in-law doesn't treat me as an outsider, I'll tell you the truth. You'd better not have this idea."

Mrs. Lin was puzzled: "Why is this? I think that Jin'er is cute and has followed me since she was a child. Besides, she is young and has a strong body. If she follows my family's officials, maybe next year... I also talked to her about it in private, and she herself is willing."

Which maid would not like this kind of thing?

When Yueniang asked Ximenqing to take over Chunmei's house, Chunmei just pretended to be twitchy, and then she went crazy.

What's more, Coach Lin is so handsome, although he is a little worse than me.

"Sister-in-law, things in the back house are not as simple as you think. You are magnanimous, and your maid is also loyal. It's just that Teacher Lin is busy with work and there are many people in the house. Can he take care of it?"

Lady Lin pondered: "This is also..."

"That's why I said, it's better not to bring up this matter lightly."

Lady Lin lowered her head and thought for a while, as if she let out a long sigh of relief.

"The high official said this to the heart, in fact, my parents mentioned this matter to me in private, and I was not happy at first.

Think about it later, which man nowadays doesn't have three wives and four concubines?How can I wrong him because he dotes on me and loves me?

But after chatting with you, I figured it out. He doesn't like this normally, and it's useless to marry another woman. "

While talking, Instructor Lin came out and said with a smile, "Miss, are you thanking your savior again?"

Mrs. Lin smiled: "The official is very understanding, so what if I chat with him a little longer?"

This woman is really psychic, and she has already started to make jealous of Teacher Lin. It is not appropriate for me to continue to stand here.

"Hey, where did Wu Song go? The food is cold, why don't you hurry up and eat?" He trotted all the way to find Wu Song, and dragged Monk Hua over with him.

Several people sat around the table to eat and drink again, and Mrs. Lin led the maid to the back room to eat.

After eating and drinking, Monk Hua still kept Lin Chong from letting him go, saying that he wanted to continue the discussion for another night.

I have every reason to believe that because he has no wife, he deliberately delayed the reunion of Lin Chong and his wife.

When Mrs. Lin was leaving, I handed her several bottles of good wine in the carriage, and privately asked her to drink a small pot for Teacher Lin every night to ensure that he would go home on time every night.

Sure enough, Coach Lin refused to stay here the next night, no matter how much Monk Ren Hua tried to push him, he would not stay.

Cut, if this matter is not settled, the high officials will not open the herbal medicine shop.

Authentic northwestern epimedium made of high-quality Huadiao wine, the man drank it, beat him with a stick and refused to leave the house.

See if it's the charm of your flower monk, or the fun in other people's rooms is more attractive!

**

If you ask a woman the best memory in her life, it must be related to a man.

If you ask a man the best memory in his life, it must be related to a group of men.

On the day before leaving, the three big men were reluctant to part with tears in their eyes, and they refused to leave after sending them for more than ten miles.

At that moment, I suddenly envied Wu Song. He has such a good friend, and he is definitely a rich man in spirit.

It's not like Ximen Qing, who only have Earl Ying's gang of drinking and meat friends. Apart from money, women and drinking and meat, there is no other topic.

When we parted, the great monk's eye circles were obviously red, his throat was choked up, and he couldn't even speak well.

It was Lin Chong who advised him: "One day the high officials will come to Tokyo to do business, and then ask Wu Dutou to come over and meet with us. Why is the master so affectionate?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Chong also turned around and raised his hand to wipe the corners of his eyes.

A human being with rich emotions like Wu Song can't bear such a situation, holding the hands of the two of them, there is always endless talk, and when the emotion is moved, the three big men actually start crying when hugging each other.

I was left alone, trying not to look at them, dawdling from morning to noon, Wu Song finally agreed to go on the road.

After walking a long way, he kept looking back, looking at Monk Hua's big lump leaning on Lin Chong's shoulder, whimpering like a loli.

Along the way, my beast has been unhappy, just like a little daughter-in-law who was forced to separate from her lover, she lowered her head and drooped her eyes, refusing to speak.

I persuaded him in a low voice: "Okay, Mr. Wu, Mr. Lin, didn't you say everything? I will often come to Tokyo in the future, and I will bring you with me. Why do you have to be so sad because of this momentary parting?"

He said fiercely: "What do you know?" Then he turned his face away and ignored people.

He was choked again and was speechless for a long time.

Yeah, what do I know?Monk Hua is right, I am different from them, anyone can tell it with a glance, if that is the case, why force it.

Fortunately, on the night of the serious illness, I also figured out some things and drew a line in my heart. As long as I don't cross the line, the two will be stable.

When I came here, I took the road, but when I went back, I specially chose the waterway. The waterway is convenient and faster. I can't wait to see the ladies at home.

There are also several merchants who charter a boat with us, some sell silk, some deal in porcelain, and one is secretly controlling knives.

The laws and regulations of the Song Dynasty were strict, and the knives in the common people's homes had to be recorded by the government if they exceeded a certain amount, and some high-tech weapons were not allowed to be kept privately by the people.This guy pretended to be a leather seller and hid all the knives inside.

He knew that Wu Song was a member of the yamen, so he was always on guard against him, and he refused to talk to us, but secretly sold it to others.