Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Erlang leaned over: "Nothing,? It was Li Kui who told the brothers that you were a martial artist. He took them to piss and drowned the god. This solved the predicament."

I fell into his arms and smiled: "If only you were here at that time, it would be fine? It can be solved with a urinate, and it doesn't have to be so hard for the four of us."

Erlang hugged me and laughed: "Qing'er,? How did you guess that that thing was related to the battle ahead?"

I rode on his knees and pressed his head against his head: "I'm just guessing, Erlang,? You're not injured, are you?"

Erlang kissed me on the face: "No,? But the situation at that time was also very dangerous,? Thanks to you.

At that time, I discussed with Song Gongming that if we could not win this battle, we had to go back and invite Mr. Gongsun. He also has the ability to call the wind and rain, but not as powerful as Gao Lian. "

I was stunned for a moment: "You mean that Gongsun Sheng also has this method?"

Erlang said: "That's right,? Before Chao Tou led them to Liangshan, there were also officers and soldiers chasing after them. That's what Mr. Gongsun did. Use the wind to blow the officers and soldiers' warships upside down, sink them. That's what won the battle."

Would Gongsun Sheng have such a skill?Could it be that he is the one who traveled over here?In my memory,? Apart from pretending to be a ghost, I haven't seen him do anything else?

Erlang suddenly shrugged his waist up: "Qing'er... come, give me a kiss."

Frowning at him: "Marshal, why are you so perverted?"

He moved his hand to my buttocks and squeezed it a few times: "Show that guy of yours and let me have a look,? Take a closer look at what kind of baby it will be if you control the monster."

"Go, how many times have you watched it usually, do you want to watch it now? There are still people outside."

"I haven't seen it for a few days, didn't I miss it again? Hurry up and let me have a look."

"Take your hand away, Erlang, you pervert! Oh, don't grab it! I, I fought back!"

He pressed against my ear, breathing urgently and hotly: "Stinky boy, he is really my nemesis. If I sit on my lap, I won't be able to take it anymore. I'll give you a couple of hands now, and I'll wait until I get back." Liangshan, I will take care of you again."

I bit his ear, but my body was unbearably hot: "You fuck me like this, I still have time to go back to Liangshan? You sit still for me, I will teach you what car shock is!"

"What's the car? Well, Qing'er...you really know how to play, oh...God, you goblin."

The wheels rolled forward, bumping the two of them on the seat, I hugged him tightly on Erlang's body, and kissed him frantically.

Enjoying the pleasure of bliss, my heart suddenly becomes clear, what do I think about so much mess?Everywhere with Erlang is heaven!

The two of them were crazy enough in the car, I hugged his neck and pressed my forehead against his face: "Erlang, I have something to tell you, actually... I am not the person I am now."

Erlang panted and laughed: "What nonsense are you talking about? You are not from this time, so what time should you be from?"

"Actually, I came here from the future. I didn't expect to fall in love with you here, and I didn't expect to encounter a future civilization that I couldn't imagine. That so-called monster is something from the future."

Erlang didn't speak.

"Erlang, in fact, I am not the only one here who came from the future, there is another person who is more powerful than me, that is, he made the so-called monster, but I don't know if he has anything else in his hand. "

Erlang: "..."

"So we have to find out that person quickly, lest he harm us in Liangshan."

Only then did Erlang speak: "How will he cause harm?"

"Just like now, if we build something that can control the weather, it will send snow, rain, sand and rocks at every turn, or we can build a space-time shuttle. You see, we are still on the carriage, and we may reach Liangshan in the blink of an eye."

Erlang opened the car curtain and took a look outside: "You are right, we have arrived at Liangshan."

I quickly pulled out the car curtain and looked out, and I was startled when I saw it: "It really is a blink of an eye! This is broken. It turns out that the person has already built this thing. What can I do? What can I do?" ?”

Erlang tapped me on the forehead: "What a blink of an eye, it's two hours younger. You are only crazy about me, and you forgot the time."

"God, Erlang, how long can you stay in the car?"

Erlang raised his hand to help me tidy up my clothes: "Okay, little fool, don't think about anything useless, tidy up, it's time for us to get out of the car."

I grabbed his hand: "Erlang, why are you not nervous at all? You have seen the power of that weather controller, what if there is something more powerful than it?"

He smiled and pinched my nose: "Then let's wait until that thing comes out. Right now, my Qing'er is in my arms, and I can kiss him if I want to, and hug him if I want to. That's fine. As for other things, we'll talk about them later when we meet."

While talking, Erlang beckoned me to get off the car.

Hua Rong and Lin Chong had already brought a team of people to pick us up at the intersection.

When the car stopped, Li Kui carried Chai Jin off the car, and Lin Chong and the others immediately went forward to salute Chai Jin.

I rushed straight into the crowd to find someone.

Li Kui shouted loudly from behind: "Your official, don't rush to leave. Mr. Chai asked you where you live now? Oh, Mr. Senior, you didn't ride a horse, and your legs didn't even touch each other when you walked." gone?"

Erlang took Chai Jin and carried it on his back, and whispered to Li Kui: "Where are you talking so much?"

I poked around in the crowd for a while, and finally found Gongsun Sheng in the crowd who bowed his head and shrunk his head. I stepped forward and grabbed his wrist and stared into his eyes.

Gongsun Sheng was frightened, and stammered with his eyes wide open, "Master, sir, did I do anything wrong?"

I stared at him and asked, "Can you call the wind and call the rain?"

Gongsun Sheng opened his mouth wide: "Ah!"

"Then let it rain for a while."

Gongsun Sheng raised his head to look at the sky, closed his eyes and twirled his fingers and said, "Wait for the impoverished Daoist to come out of the Niwan Palace and explain to the Dragon King what the big boss asked you in detail."

After a long time, I almost fell asleep, and this guy opened his eyes: "I'll ask, the Dragon King is not at home!"

I grabbed him by the collar.

Gongsun Sheng immediately shortened by half: "No, no, no... I said the big boss, this matter of praying for rain didn't just happen in a short while, I have to prepare incense records, burn incense and draw symbols, you let me do this Come on, I really don’t have the ability.”

I stared into his eyes and sang: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much!"

Gongsun Sheng was so frightened that he covered his mouth and screamed: "Boss, you don't dare to say such a thing, the second master will tear me to pieces if he hears it."

I still held him tightly: "Gongsun Sheng, have you never heard this song?"

He shook his head frantically: "No, really not."

I sang again: "We are the successors of communism..."

Gongsun Sheng knelt on the ground and hugged my leg: "Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you are not the successor, you are the Jade Emperor who came down to earth to be the leader of our Liangshan! I said you can Stop singing, you're going to scare me to death!"

I was stunned, and everyone around me was also puzzled.

Erlang supported Chai Jin and walked over: "Qing'er, are you bullying Mr. Gongsun again?"

I shook my head blankly: "It doesn't seem to be him."

Chai Jin asked: "Qing'er, what are you talking about not him?"

I looked at him, then at the others behind him.

Now there are about [-] heroes on Liangshan, and they have nearly [-] soldiers and horses. If that very powerful person is not Gongsun Sheng, who is he?Where will he hide in our Liangshan?

Facing these faces, I am getting more and more confused, and the eyes they look at me are even more confused.

Erlang said: "Qing'er, let's take our brother home first."

I nodded and was about to walk back with him when I suddenly heard a voice from behind the crowd: "You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring is here again and the hillside is full of flowers, La la la la la la..."

I stopped in my tracks.

Looking back, I saw a person sitting on a big rock on the hillside with his back to the crowd, waving a piece of dogtail grass in his hand and humming while shaking his head.

I parted from the crowd and walked behind him step by step: "Is that you?"

He stopped humming, and heaved a long sigh: "Ximenqing, I didn't expect you to be... I really thought that the real you in history was like this. Pointing at him, Song Jiang couldn't have made Liangshan so messed up." good."

I pulled him to stand up: "It seems that your history is not very good, you are from the science class?"

He smiled: "You really flatter me, I never went to school."

"You made that weather controller?"

He nodded: "I drew the drawings, but I didn't make the things."

"Even if you can design this thing, your ability is too great, right?"

He said: "Actually, I broke through the real-life firewall of the Red Police first. After playing there for a long time, I felt that the people there all had faces like machines. It was too boring, so I wanted to change to a personalized one." If you want to play around here, I chose you here."

I squinted at him: "You came here to play with such a powerful weapon, is this determined to dominate Liangshan?"

He sighed: "To tell you the truth, my order to the system is to become the most powerful person in Liangshan, so that their big bosses have to listen to me!

If I tell him to go east, he won't dare to go west; if I tell him to go south, he won't be able to go north!

Then I can use the artifact in my hand to wish him unification!"

I laughed: "So, you became the father of the big boss!"

Song Taigong spread his hands: "Yes. But I really didn't expect my son to be disobedient at all. I told him to go east and he must go west. I told him to go south and he must go north. Look at him now. of……"

Pointing at Song Jiang who was standing in the distance: "My son is wicked and unlucky, I don't think he has any other capital to gain a foothold in Liangshan."

He and I looked at each other, and the two laughed together.