Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Hearing the sound of footsteps, it seemed that Gao Lian led people to search around, and said: "This courtyard has been deserted for a long time, where is there a place for Tibetans? I am afraid that the courtyard is also lying!

Ha,? Just now, the gust of divine wind scattered Liangshan soldiers and horses, and those two people were afraid that they would be crushed to death by the hail even if they escaped!

We don't need to look any further, wait for the official to send a letter back to the capital at this time, reporting to my brother today's great victory! "

The woman said flatteringly: "Thanks to my lord's thaumaturgy, I managed to get rid of that Liangshan thief.

I used to hear that their Marshal Wu Song was very powerful. He was a god who came down to earth, and he was able to defeat a fierce tiger. Many people from the government went to punish him before, but they couldn't take him.

Looking at today's battlefield, his soldiers and horses were blown to pieces by the divine wind, and the hailstones also killed many of them.

That Wu Song must have suffered a lot this time,? He should know how powerful you are, my lord. "

Gao Lian laughed loudly: "Ma'am, you go and get some food now? Wait until I finish eating and drinking before going to meet him in front of the battle. Today, I will definitely take Wu Song's head!"

I was so angry that I jumped up and wanted to scold, but Li Kui covered my mouth: "Young official, calm down, this is not the time to scold."

I looked back at him: "Are you really Li Kui? How can you say such a smart thing?"

Li Kui nodded: "Well,? I have brains sometimes, especially when I'm hungry. Senior official, do you still have pancakes in your arms? Give me one too."

I threw one of the pancakes in my arms to him, and asked him to take care of my brother to eat and drink. I grabbed the courtyard and pulled it to the bone and asked, "Who is this person, do you know him?"

The courtyard was trembling with fright: "Hero, this man has been dead for a long time at least, how could I know him?"

I frowned: "Then how did he die here, do you know?"

The family courtyard repeatedly shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't been in Gaofu for a long time, I really didn't know that people died here before."

I squatted next to the corpse and looked carefully, and saw that the clothes on his body were also very ordinary, and he didn't look like some great person. Well, how could he die here?

I took a knife and pulled it back and forth on his body a few times, but saw that there were no scars on the man's bones. It didn't look like he had been beaten by someone, so I pulled it a few more times, and suddenly heard a "ding", Something fell out of this man, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be a bunch of keys.

I looked back and forth with the key in my hand, but I couldn't see why. Suddenly, I heard the sound of water "squeaking" behind me.

I was so angry that I stood up and kicked Li Kui: "In such a small place like him, you still pee everywhere, are you trying to stink us to death?"

Li Kui was also annoyed: "I can't suffocate him with urine, can I?"

I grabbed his ear and was about to strike, Li Kui also grabbed my neck with a backhand, and the two of us started fighting in a blink of an eye.

Chai Jin said weakly: "Qing'er, stop beating... Save some strength and think about how we can get out!"

I pushed Li Kui on the ground and knocked him on the head: "Brother, don't try to persuade me, it's this brat who made you like this, I'll beat him first to vent your anger!"

Li Kui rolled in the pit and scolded me: "Ximenqing, I see that you are the boss of Liangshan, so I let you go. Let me go, or I will kill you when I go up!"

I opened my mouth and was about to continue scolding him, when I suddenly felt something was wrong, I let go of my hand, and Li Kui was about to go up and chisel me with his big fist, but I blocked his wrist and said, "Shh, don't move, this well It's empty underneath! There's no way your piss will dry so quickly!"

I shook off Li Kui, and stretched out my hand to pick in the piss pit.

After pawing for a while, I saw a stone slab protruding from the soil with a keyhole on it.

I took out the bunch of keys and compared them one by one, found a match, and inserted it into the keyhole, only to hear: "Long", the stone plate moved to the left and right, revealing a big hole underneath.

Li Kui was dumbfounded: "Oh, I'll go, Ximenqing! You really found the way? You are too capable! Oh, I'll go, what is this thing?"

Chai Jin was also supported by the courtyard and looked into the cave together. With just one glance, both of them were stunned: "God, what is this?"

I stared at the big hole dumbfounded, and I was too shocked to speak for a long time. No matter if I used the memory of the previous life or the experience of this life, I couldn't explain what I saw in front of my eyes!

According to the visual inspection, this thing is about ten feet square, and a big blue ball in the middle of the skeleton made of pure iron is constantly rotating. power supply!

How could there be such a thing in this year?

I said: "Brother, you have been staying here for a while, have you found this thing?"

Chai Jin said: "I was already in a coma when I was thrown in. Later, when I recovered, I did hear some strange movements below, but I really didn't expect such a big universe to be hidden below. Qinger, you Do you know what this is?"

I shook my head: "I swear to God based on my life experience, I have never seen such a weird thing!

but!According to my experience in playing games, I always feel that this thing looks very familiar... It seems to be the weather controller in Red Alert! "

The voice fell, and the machine suddenly started to run quickly, and a string of green sparks flashed on the ball in the middle.At this time, there were several loud bangs overhead, and the sound of the wind suddenly rose, like a beast screaming in the air, and in a blink of an eye, fist-sized hailstones fell, smashing the courtyard and houses collapsed.

I grabbed Li Kui and said, "Li Kui, take off your pants!"

Li Kui hid back in fright: "Ximen Qing, what do you want to do to me?"

Without further ado, I unbuttoned my pants, pointed my dick at the thing, and started to urinate while shaking my legs.

Chai Jin covered his face: "Little brother, what are you doing?"

I said, "Brother, are you peeing? Come here and stand here with me."

I figured it out, where did that Gao Lian know the magic of calling wind and rain?He just mastered this thing, as long as we urinate on it now, it won't be able to turn, and Erlang's soldiers and horses will not be damaged! "

Chai Jin was still staring at me in a daze, I pulled my courtyard over: "You, take off your pants for me, prepare to pee!"

The courtyard was trembling with fright, quickly unbuttoned his trousers, and pointed the dick at the machine.

Only then did Chai Jin come back to his senses, stood up with the support of the wall, unbuttoned his trousers, and forced himself into a good posture. Li Kui saw it, and imitated him, unbuttoning his trousers and standing beside me.

The four water guns aimed at the sparking ball below.

This scene is really indescribably dirty, I swear that I will forget about it as soon as I leave this place.

"Now, a few of us are brewing feelings together, and then listen to me shouting one, two, three, and let's open the gate and release the water together!"

Chai Jin closed his eyes and dared not look at me: "Little brother, you can do whatever you say."

Li Kui rolled his eyes and whistled "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'hhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I shouted: "One, two, three, pee!"

With a sound of "wow", the four men turned on the water together, and four streams of hot urine poured over the thing underneath.

There was a sound of "Zi", a string of sparks appeared on the big ball, and it burned along the circuit "Pili Bang", and finally with a "Boom", the circuit board was short-circuited, and the big ball turned several times in a row. Circle, and then completely lay still.

At the same time, the wind above the head subsided, and the hail stopped, and after a while, the weather suddenly cleared up, and the sound of killing was heard outside.

Erlang said: "Leave Gao Lianxiu and tell me, where did you hide Mr. Chai?"

Gao Lian cursed: "Chai Jin is dead, if you want to find him, go to hell and look for him!"

Erlang scolded: "You bastards will die!"

Then there was the sound of close combat, Gao Lian's subordinates were quickly retreating, and Liang Shan's soldiers and horses were chasing closely into the mansion, and there was a scream from above, but it was Erlang who had already captured Gao Lian .

The four of us fastened up our trousers and shouted together, "Erlang, we are here, at the bottom of the well, hurry up and save us!"

……

Who would have thought that a few bubbles of hot urine could reverse the situation of the entire battlefield?

Erlang said that when the two armies faced each other, our side had more than 2000 men, and Gao Lian had only a few hundred men. At first, he thought that this round would definitely win, but he didn't expect that Erlang was fighting the enemy general.

That Gao Lian suddenly took out something from his bosom, pressed it down, and sand and stones flew around him immediately, and he couldn't see the opponent's figure within a short distance, and then, a hailstone the size of a fist fell, smashing the soldiers and horses behind him to death, and injured them. injury.

Seeing the strange situation, Erlang immediately asked his subordinates to withdraw their troops.

Gao Lian rode his horse and chased them for tens of miles before returning.

Take a closer look at most of the soldiers and horses under his command. There were 2000 people when they came, and there were only more than 900 people left at that time.

Erlang stared at the machine in disbelief: "Who would have thought that there are such monsters in the world, what a wonder!"

At this time, the big machine had been carried by the soldiers and placed in the middle of the yard.

Song Jiang looked left and right around the machine for a long time, and he was so happy that he raised his arms and shouted: "I got this magic weapon, but God helped me Liangshan! Come, someone, take this thing back for me, and put it properly. I will wait for it in the future." Dominating the rivers and lakes and dominating the world all depend on it!"

I asked him: "Brother Song, do you know this fetish?"

Song Jiang fumbled left and right on the machine and said, "I've never seen it before, but it must be a god if it has such an incredible ability!"

I nodded: "Not only is it a fetish, but it's also stained with holy water."

"Holy water?" Song Jiang was startled, put his hand under his nose and sniffed it carefully, nodded and said, "The taste of holy water is really different."

Li Kui laughed loudly behind him: "Brother Song Jiang, where is the holy water? It's the urine of Tieniu and the rest of us! We just pissed together to put out this thing, so we didn't let it Continue to be a demon! Hahahaha..."

Song Jiang was so disgusted that his face turned blue, he raised his hands, and ran to the side to vomit.

Erlang came over to me and asked me, "Tell me, what should we do with this thing?"

I said: "Erlang, it's powerful, but it's also too risky to use. At that time, Gao Lian used this thing to severely damage our team, but look at this city, which was also destroyed by hail and strong wind. It’s not light, keeping it is a disaster, it’s better to destroy it on the spot.”

Erlang nodded and said: "Okay!" With a wave of his hand, a group of soldiers came up and smashed the thing with hoes and picks, smashing the equipment into a pile of scrap iron in a short while.

Song Jiang wailed when he came back after washing his hands: "Oh, how can you just destroy such a fetish? We still point to it to dominate the world!"

Erlang and I ignored him at all, turned around and walked out the door.

Gao Lian and his wife were tied up and held in the lower hall, my elder brother was helped to sit on the seat in the hall and said angrily: "Gao Lian, my ancestor Chai Jin gave up the throne to the Zhao family.

Taizu gave me an iron certificate of oath to be hereditary, even His Majesty will not punish me easily, but you and other villains actually forced to kill my uncle, and humiliated me like Chai Jin!It's time to cut you into pieces! "

Gao Lian braced himself up and cursed back: "You are all traitors, everyone should be punished! I, Gao Lian, just did my duty as a courtier!"

Erlang stepped forward and kicked him: "Even if your wife and uncle forcibly robbed the courtyard of Chai Huangcheng, the uncle of Mr. Chai, is it also your duty? It is also your duty to force Chai Huangcheng to death? It is also your duty to torture and beat Mr. Chai? I think you are a beast that deserves to die!"

Gao Lian was kicked half of his life by Erlang. He fell to the ground and still said stiffly: "My elder brother is Taiwei Gaoqiu. He has a heavy hand and great power. If you dare to kill me, my elder brother will definitely replace me someday." Revenge, kill all of you Liangshan people!"

I walked over to him and asked, "Did you make that machine yourself?"

Gao Lian asked, "What, what machine?"

Chai Jin said: "How dare you pretend to be garlic! I've seen it with my own eyes, you hid that monster in the well and manipulated the weather to harm people!"

Gao Lian still looked confused: "What kind of monster should I use to harm people? I only have a gossip mirror! Using that thing, I can instruct Tianfeng Tianlei to catch you!"

I took a look at the things handed over by my subordinates, and it was indeed a small thing like a gossip mirror, written in several directions, wind, thunder, electricity, snow, rain, hail!There are also two buttons, which command the strength and weakness respectively.

Looks like it's the remote for that weather controller.

I stared at Gao Lian's face carefully for a while and said: "Brother, this guy really didn't tell lies, otherwise he wouldn't know that there is a well behind the yard, and there are things hidden in the well. Here it is, you can deal with it as you say."

Chai Jin waved his hand: "I will kill him and his wife on the spot, and hang their heads outside the city gate!"

Gao Lian was beheaded on the spot, and everyone went back to the mountain.

Sitting in the carriage, I was still feeling weird. It seems that the system is right. There is a person who has sneaked into this world. He really has a strong aura. What kind of character does it have to be for things to travel through?

Judging from the situation just now, this person is indeed not Gao Lian, so who could it be?Does he have anything other than this instrument in his hand?As the system said, if the person is a friend, then everything is fine, but if the person is an enemy, then the trouble is too great.

My greatest hope now is that that person is the skeleton at the bottom of the well. He is already dead, and no matter how powerful he is, he will never come to harm us again.

But the system said, it's not that person, it can feel that that person is still alive, and his aura is very close, and it is very likely that he is hiding among us in Liangshan.

Having said that, it is even more strange. If this person is in Liangshan, how could the weather controller fall into Gao Lian's residence?

If he hid in Liangshan, what was he planning?Could it be that in order to be an undercover agent, we will all be brought together in the future?

While I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a burst of laughter coming from outside the car. I lifted the curtain and asked, "What's wrong?"