Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The people below were in an uproar. Song Jiang's face tensed immediately, but he was an old fox after all. He didn't get angry at me directly. Instead, he put his hands up and sneered, "Mr. How can De be able to take the place of Big Brother Chao?"

"Then I dare to ask, Song Jiang, what virtue and ability do you have? Bring Liangshan into such a bear?"

Li Kui jumped out and said, "Ximen Qing,? Originally, I like you very much, but why are you talking to my brother Song Gongming like that?

I can warn you, if you talk nonsense with my brother again, the ax in my Tie Niu's hand will not recognize you! "

I smiled at him: "Brother Tieniu, why didn't you wear new clothes today? Is there no new clothes to wear now?

When he, Song Gongming, asked you to go to Liangshan together, did he assume that you would eat delicious food, drink spicy food, eat meat every day, and have new clothes every day?

But now?Even a well-dressed man like you Tieniu is wearing a ragged padded jacket? You still tell me that he cured Liangshan well? "

Li Kui slapped his ax and yelled strangely: "Ah, ah, you dare to speak ill of my brother. Look, I won't kill you..." While speaking, he had already swung his ax to kill me.

I sat without moving, and Erlang also sat without moving.

The window and the door moved together, and in an instant, more than [-] soldiers jumped in from the window.

Two people stepped forward to block Li Kui's axe. Two people pinned him to the ground and grabbed him, one stretched out his hand to tie him up, and the other gagged him.Several other people scattered around the room, holding their weapons tightly and standing upright.

All this happened in the blink of an eye.

If it wasn't for that Li Kui who was tied up like a zongzi was still struggling and humming back and forth on the ground, he would hardly feel what happened just now.

Everyone in the room glanced at each other and were all stunned.

Song Jiang was annoyed: "Ximen Qing, what do you mean?"

I said: "Song Jiang, I don't mean anything, I just want you to see how Erlang and I are doing.

Just two months ago, when we were newly married, you instructed my eldest brother-in-law... No, it was not my eldest brother-in-law at that time, but King Chao Tian came to our house and took me, Erlang and Junma, leaving only a few No. [-] people and a hundred stones of food.

Later, Erlang and I used our own means to recruit soldiers and horses, and trained them all to become elites in a short period of time.You have seen this result just now, how is it? "

The scene became quieter, and Song Jiang sneered: "Ximenqing, if you want your soldiers to show off your skills to me, then I, Song Jiang, need to praise you!

That Zhuangzi, you and Erlang are indeed managing well, and the soldiers are also trained well, but this is the meeting hall, where we brothers talk about business, you let your people say that they come in and tie people up, this matter Son, it's not appropriate. "

I nodded: "Since Big Brother Song thinks it's inappropriate, let's withdraw, ah, but by the way, I have to take Brother Kui away... Oh, I don't mean anything else, I just feel sad that he doesn't have new clothes to wear, and I want to find someone else The tailor will make him a new one, Brother Song, okay?"

Song Jiang knew that even if he said no, I would just treat him as a fart.

That being the case, he might as well not fart that fart.

I clapped my hands: "Everyone, listen to my password, flash!"

The word "Shan" came out, and more than [-] elite soldiers captured Li Kui, turned around and jumped out of the window. They disappeared on the spot without making a sound.

Everyone in the room was stupefied.

After a while, Song Jiang said: "Ximenqing, I have seen your soldiers, but this is also the credit of Erlang. I'm afraid you don't have the ability? You want to use this to seize power, isn't it ridiculous?"

I nodded: "Yes, I don't have the ability, but I have money!"

As soon as the words came out, the people below were in chaos again.

Someone said: "Ximenqing, how much money you have is so great? Do you really think that with how much money you have, you can be the boss of our Liangshan? Are you really ridiculous?"

"That's right, Ximen Qing, after all, you are just a businessman. Can a businessman take care of us heroes? Isn't this a joke!"

"Tch, if you have some bad money, you just want to be our boss. If you run out of money one day, you won't be afraid that some of us will beat you to death."

"That's right, a thing that doesn't know whether it's dead or not is looking for death, isn't it?"

Erlang hugged his shoulders and coughed dryly, and the voices below immediately fell silent.

I stood up and said slowly, "Brothers, well said.

I, Ximen Qing, have some bad money, and I have a few bad money, which is really amazing.

I just think that a few stinky money can be the boss of Liangshan!

Let me ask you a question, what are we on the Liangshan map?Is it a picture of drinking heavily, eating meat in large chunks, and dividing gold and silver in large scales?

Now let me ask again, how many times have you eaten meat recently, how many times have you drank wine, and where is the gold and silver?

I'm afraid there are many people who can't even support those under him? "

Walking behind Lin Chong, he spread his hands: "Brother Lin, the instructor of the 80 imperial army, known as the head of the leopard in the Jianghu, with high martial arts skills and a heroic character, how many people in the world admire him?

At the bottom of the mountain, even if he doesn't have to do anything, how many wealthy fans chase after him to invite him to be a coach at home, and at least a few thousand taels of silver should be paid to him a year, right?

Now in Liangshan, my daughter-in-law is about to give birth to a second child, and I have to advance money to raise soldiers for others? "

Lin Chong coughed dryly: "It's easy to say, easy to say..."

I pointed at Dai Zong again: "Brother Dai Zong, he travels [-] miles a day, and he is a rare talent in the world! One of the people here said that besides him, who else deserves the prestige of Shenxing Taibao?

After going down the mountain, delivering express to a few companies at random, wouldn't it be easy to earn thousands or hundreds of taels a year?Right now it's good, he's squeezing money through his teeth to marry a wife. "

Dai Zong smiled honestly: "Don't be in a hurry, I have a gift money for Yueniang."

I spread my hands at the others again: "Not to mention the other people here, Monk Hua, Lu Zhishen, it would be polite to say that he is a famous man, but he is so arrogant and mighty as a dragon, no one in the world knows Who doesn't know?

Yang Zhi, the blue-faced beast, besides being good at martial arts, is thoughtful and able to lead the army, even the people in the court admire him. If he hadn't been framed by others, he would be a proper pillar of the country!

And brother Shi Jin, let's not talk about his martial arts, just this appearance, he can kill a row of people when he goes out!It is simply unreasonable for such people to be wronged! "

Those three people were happy to be praised by me, and they waved their hands together and smiled: "Ximenqing, my brother, you are polite, you are polite."

Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, stood up and pointed to his nose, "Ximen Qing, what about me? Do I have a great reputation in the Jianghu?"

I pointed at him with my hand: "You..." After thinking for a while, "You are even more remarkable, who is your wife? The famous Sun Erniang! This sister is very skilled in martial arts and has a very good personality.

Even I, Ximen Qing, admired him so much.But she was treated so submissively by you. The two of you love each other as deeply as the sea, and you treat each other like a guest, which can be called a good story in the world. "

Zhang Qing beautifully straightened her hair: "Ximen Qing, I just like to listen to you, you are just cute."

Sun Erniang was also so beautiful that she shook her head.

I pointed to all the people present who could be named and praised them one by one, and I praised them all, and then suddenly changed the tone: "Only those of us who are not famous in the Jianghu A hero? Who can’t find a way to eat? When you reach Liangshan, you’re going to starve instead? Brother Song Gongming, is this how you treat our own people?”

Song Jiang was so angry that his face trembled: "I have never treated any of my brothers badly! Liangshan is indeed in short supply of money right now? But we also have a way to solve it..."

"Is there a solution? May I ask what is the solution? Go down the mountain to grab it?

Robbing farmers, robbing farmers, robbing local people?

Please, brother, if they are trying to continue to be a bunch of gangsters, why are they still going to your Liangshan? "

Song Jiang was so angry that he slapped the table: "Presumptuous! But all the people who went to Liangshan are brothers from our own family. We all got together for a righteous word. It's not like you, everything is for profit. If you have milk, you are a mother! "

I just laughed: "Ha, what a good one, everything is for profit, if you have milk, you are a mother.

Then let's continue the topic you just talked about. There is no food to eat, and we have to go down the mountain to grab it again, right?Well, now I would like to ask who volunteered to go forward? "

No one spoke.

I asked, "Brother Lin, do you want to go?"

Lin Chong bowed his head: "The lady is pregnant, I can't go."

"What about Brother Dai?"

Dai Zong also bowed his head: "I want to get married, but I can't."

"What about Brother Hua Rong?"

Hua Rong looked at me with his arms around his shoulders, and neither said he would go nor said he would not go, but his attitude was clear. It would be too shameful for a general to go down the mountain to rob ordinary people, so he would not go.

I asked again: "Where is General Qin Ming?"

Qin Ming patted the table: "I don't dare to go, I'm afraid the soldiers and horses under my hands can't get enough to eat, and I'm afraid they will fall down the mountain."

"Where is Master Li?"

Li Ying snorted and sat down on the chair with his arms around his shoulders: "Me? I don't have the ability to snatch back my own Zhuangzi, so I go to snatch someone else? Can I afford to lose that person?"

Song Jiang's face darkened, and he raised his head to look at him, Li Ying just looked back, his eyes showed no sign of weakness.

I clapped my hands: "Brother Song, did you see it? You are robbing the common people, you mean no one wants to go!

You said that you are really not very good as a leader! Why don't you take a long vacation and find someone to replace you? "

Song Jiang finally couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table angrily and stood up: "Ximen Qing, don't bully people too much!"

I slowly took out a handful of silver bills from my pocket: "10 taels of silver, is it enough for me to bully you once?"

Song Jiang was stunned.

I waved the silver ticket and said loudly: "I said just now that I want to take the place of my brother-in-law, of course it's not a white one, and this 10 taels of silver ticket is my greeting gift to everyone.

With this silver, you don't have to go down the mountain to steal it, and you can still live a good life.But I have a condition, you must listen to me for all affairs in Liangshan in the future. "