Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]
Chapter 165 Beating the Groom Violently
Why did Jiaoer cry on the wedding night?Just her unscrupulous temper.
In the bridal chamber, Chao Gai said: "If you say a few words, you will cry,? It's really useless."
Hey,? I couldn't take it anymore, and said to Shi Qian: "Qian,? Find a way to pester the second master so that he doesn't pay attention to this,? I have to support my sister!"
He grabbed a mallet from the corner of the wall, stepped forward and kicked the door open.
I pointed the mallet at Chao Gai's nose: "Boy, you dare to bully my sister just after entering the bridal chamber? Are you going to die?"
Chao Gai frowned and looked at me: "Ximenqing, are you still going to finish? You actually chased me into the bridal chamber to find trouble?"
I said, "Hey? You married my own sister? I am your uncle. How dare you talk to your elders like that?"
Chao Gai was stunned: "I married your sister, aren't we still the same generation?"
"Your uncle is the same generation as you?"
Chao Gai shook his head: "No."
"Isn't this the end? Jiaoer, stop crying and tell me how this guy bullied you, brother, I'll help you out."
Li Jiaoer covered her face and said: "He, he said that my background is not good..."
Hey,? This grandson alas!
I stepped forward and tugged on Chao Gai's collar: "What do you mean my sister has a bad background? She is my sister,? You say she has a bad background, which means that I, Ximen Qing, have a bad background."
Chao Gai grabbed my hand: "I didn't say that your Ximen family is bad, I mean that she worked in Lichunyuan before."
I said, "What's wrong with Lichunyuan? My sister's life is not good. She was sold into it when she was a child. She can't do it. Unlike you, who has a family and a job and wants to be a thief. You're a thief who dislikes my sister's background, do you think you should beat her?"
Chao Gai said: "I..."
I beat him on the chest with a stick: "You, you, you, what are you? I'm talking about you, you gangster, you fat man, you are a shameless bastard yourself, how dare you despise our family.
Look at what you look like, you are old, you can't be famous if you don't make achievements, you can't write a pen, you can't fight in martial arts, and you have a bit of a bad reputation in the world, you really think you are a dish!
Being able to marry my sister is a blessing you have practiced in eight lifetimes. She is willing to give birth to you before she is married. What a chaste and great woman she is.
That's why you picked her?You, you, you... Hey, I'll hit you, a bastard who doesn't know how to cherish blessings! "
Without further ado, he picked up the mallet and beat him.
Chao Gai was beaten until he hugged his head and yelled: "Ximenqing, don't push yourself too hard! It's fine if you lead someone to bully me once today, and you chase me into the bridal chamber to bully me a second time. You really think I'm the top of Liangshan!" It's in vain, come..."
I chased after him and beat merrily: "Call again, keep shouting, you haven't suffered enough during the day, if you call someone again, it will be my people, now I will beat you alone, after a while A group of people beat you up, you pick one yourself."
Chao Gai covered his mouth and didn't dare to shout anymore, although his martial arts foundation is not bad, but depending on his age, Heng Shun can't beat me.
I was cornered by me, and I beat him a few times with a mallet.
After all, it was his wedding night, I can't beat him too hard and affect the bridal chamber, after a fat beating, I threw the mallet on the ground, and asked Jiaoer: "Jiaoer, is this to relieve your anger?"
Li Jiaoer sat on the bed and watched the excitement with her eyes wide open, she nodded happily and said, "Well, bro, I'm relieved, it's better for you to treat me well."
"It's good if you relieve your anger, good girl, pat the pillow and lie back a little bit, your waist will get tired if you sit like this...
Hmph, Chao, please remember, no matter how decent you are outside, you are nothing, and what outsiders think of you is not important to you at all.
Being really kind to this woman in the room, so good that she admires you, loves you, and spends a lifetime with you sincerely, that's what a man can do.
From now on, live a good life with my sister, if you give me any trouble again, despise her this way, despise her that way, I will still beat you like today. "
As soon as I finished speaking, I clapped my hands, turned around and walked out the door.
He had just walked a few steps, but he heard a violent shout from behind: "Ximen Qing, you are too deceitful, I will kill you!"
Turning around, I saw Chao Gai taking a sword from the wall and slashing at me.
I stood still, and only heard a "plop", and the guy stepped on the mallet and fell to the ground, holding his arm and yelling: "Come on, come on, I broke my arm!"
……
Chao Tianwang's wedding night is unique.
Back to my little love nest with Erlang, I saw that he had come back and was preparing bath water.
Seeing me enter the door, he came over and asked, "Where did you go? Why are you only coming back now?"
I said, "I'll go over to Chao Gai to see if he's bullying our sister."
Erlang asked: "Well, how are the two of them doing now?"
I said: "It's very good, the relationship between the two is deep and rainy."
Erlang said: "That's good, Qing'er, take off your clothes and take a hot bath."
I took off my clothes and sat in the tub, and he hung up my clothes for me, and then he took off his clothes and sat in.
I leaned on his shoulder and put my arms around his thin waist and sighed happily.
"Erlang, I miss you."
He took a ladle and poured hot water on me: "We only separated for a while, and you said you missed me."
I sighed happily: "Well, I just thought about it for a while after we separated, and I can't separate for a while."
He kissed me on the forehead: "Well, I always miss you too."
I asked him, "Erlang, what did Song Jiang say to you today?"
He said: "I didn't say anything, just asked about the affairs of our village, how many soldiers and horses we have, how many farmers, and whether the equipment is enough."
"You told him everything?"
"I said a few words casually, but he didn't ask too carefully, so I didn't say too much."
"and then."
"Then he said, we're managing Zhuangzi well now, and told us to take care of it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to bring it all alone if there are too many soldiers and horses, so he wants someone to come over and help us?"
"Did he ask someone to help?"
Wu Er mentioned a few names, but I didn't know them all well. Forgive me for not reading seriously, and I haven't finished reading the Water Margin.
But one thing is certain, Song Jiang just wanted to find these unfamiliar people to share Erlang's military power.
"Did you promise?"
Erlang said: "I think it's good for someone to help me in the past, but I'm not familiar with those people, so I didn't agree on the spot. I'll think about it later and call him back."
I squeezed his face: "Erlang can do it now, he knows how to leave room for himself."
Erlang kissed me on the forehead: "Well, I have been with you for a long time, and I have learned some strengths."
"Whoever said that you have only a little bit of strength, you have many strengths, you are my man, and you have strengths all over your body."
He laughed, took my hand and pressed it to his place: "I have a lot of strengths, you see, when I talk to you, it grows again."
"I said, how can you say that you are shameless? Just now you were talking seriously, and you drove if you said you would drive."
"Hurry up, there are business matters tomorrow, we have to go to bed early. Sit up quickly."
"It's in the water?"
"Well, let's try again."
"Ah, Erlang, you are really... I can't do it now... Oh, I'm going to be addicted, Erlang, don't ever leave me, okay?"
Erlang panted lightly: "Well, I won't leave you, Qing'er, and you will never leave me, okay, can we make it through a lifetime like this?"
I kissed his handsome face, confused: "Who said it's only a lifetime? I want many lives, and I want to be with you forever, Erlang, shall we be together forever?"
"Alright, Qing'er, we have been together for life and life, and we will never be apart."
"Well, Erlang, I love you... oh, it's so comfortable, I love you so much."
The water in the bathtub splashed all over the floor, and the two of them also melted and merged into one.
After taking a bath, he carried me to the kang for a long while.
After this period of Erlang's hard work, it seems that I can bear more. The two of us have become more and more tacit in that respect, and the feeling is getting better and better.
When the work was over, they hugged each other and fell asleep. They slept soundly that night.
When I woke up the next morning, he had already left. After I finished my meal, I tidied myself up and went to the Juyi Hall.
From a long distance, I could hear the noise inside, a group of people seemed to be arguing about some official business.
I opened the door and walked in, and everyone in the room fell silent immediately.
Erlang stood up and asked, "Qing'er, why are you here?"
I went straight to Chao Gai's seat and said, "Today my brother-in-law is on sick leave, so I'll be on duty for him."
Someone was already shouting: "What are you, you dare to take Brother Chao's place?"
I glanced around with my eyes: "Who said this? You stand up for me."
No one stood outside, but some people were squinting and sneering. They were not afraid, but they felt disdainful. When they reasoned with me, a businessman, they all felt that their status had been lowered.
Song Jiangdao: "Brother Ximen, wait until later if you have anything to say, we are discussing official business right now..."
I leaned back on the chair: "I'm also here to discuss business, what's the matter? No way?"
Song Jiang squinted at me: "Brother Ximen, do you know that seat is not just for everyone."
I just laughed: "Of course you can't sit casually, otherwise, wouldn't you have sat on it long ago?"
Song Jiang's face darkened: "Ximen Qing, don't speak rudely!"
Someone had already slapped the table and stood up: "Ximenqing, you dare to talk to brother Song Gongming like that, but you are shameless!"
Before I even opened my mouth, my Erlang said slowly, "Who dares to call my family shameless? Stand up for me!"
Those who stood up and slapped the table quickly sat down and covered their faces with their cups.
Erlang turned to look at me: "Qing'er, do you have something to say today?"
I nodded: "Yes, I'm here to make a solemn announcement to everyone. Brother Chao is newly married, and his wife is going to have a baby soon, so he will take a period of marriage and maternity leave.
During this period of time, he was worried about handing over the seat to other people, so he entrusted me, the uncle, to look after him.
From now on, I will take the seat of Chao Tianwang, and I will be in charge of Liangshan's affairs! "
In the bridal chamber, Chao Gai said: "If you say a few words, you will cry,? It's really useless."
Hey,? I couldn't take it anymore, and said to Shi Qian: "Qian,? Find a way to pester the second master so that he doesn't pay attention to this,? I have to support my sister!"
He grabbed a mallet from the corner of the wall, stepped forward and kicked the door open.
I pointed the mallet at Chao Gai's nose: "Boy, you dare to bully my sister just after entering the bridal chamber? Are you going to die?"
Chao Gai frowned and looked at me: "Ximenqing, are you still going to finish? You actually chased me into the bridal chamber to find trouble?"
I said, "Hey? You married my own sister? I am your uncle. How dare you talk to your elders like that?"
Chao Gai was stunned: "I married your sister, aren't we still the same generation?"
"Your uncle is the same generation as you?"
Chao Gai shook his head: "No."
"Isn't this the end? Jiaoer, stop crying and tell me how this guy bullied you, brother, I'll help you out."
Li Jiaoer covered her face and said: "He, he said that my background is not good..."
Hey,? This grandson alas!
I stepped forward and tugged on Chao Gai's collar: "What do you mean my sister has a bad background? She is my sister,? You say she has a bad background, which means that I, Ximen Qing, have a bad background."
Chao Gai grabbed my hand: "I didn't say that your Ximen family is bad, I mean that she worked in Lichunyuan before."
I said, "What's wrong with Lichunyuan? My sister's life is not good. She was sold into it when she was a child. She can't do it. Unlike you, who has a family and a job and wants to be a thief. You're a thief who dislikes my sister's background, do you think you should beat her?"
Chao Gai said: "I..."
I beat him on the chest with a stick: "You, you, you, what are you? I'm talking about you, you gangster, you fat man, you are a shameless bastard yourself, how dare you despise our family.
Look at what you look like, you are old, you can't be famous if you don't make achievements, you can't write a pen, you can't fight in martial arts, and you have a bit of a bad reputation in the world, you really think you are a dish!
Being able to marry my sister is a blessing you have practiced in eight lifetimes. She is willing to give birth to you before she is married. What a chaste and great woman she is.
That's why you picked her?You, you, you... Hey, I'll hit you, a bastard who doesn't know how to cherish blessings! "
Without further ado, he picked up the mallet and beat him.
Chao Gai was beaten until he hugged his head and yelled: "Ximenqing, don't push yourself too hard! It's fine if you lead someone to bully me once today, and you chase me into the bridal chamber to bully me a second time. You really think I'm the top of Liangshan!" It's in vain, come..."
I chased after him and beat merrily: "Call again, keep shouting, you haven't suffered enough during the day, if you call someone again, it will be my people, now I will beat you alone, after a while A group of people beat you up, you pick one yourself."
Chao Gai covered his mouth and didn't dare to shout anymore, although his martial arts foundation is not bad, but depending on his age, Heng Shun can't beat me.
I was cornered by me, and I beat him a few times with a mallet.
After all, it was his wedding night, I can't beat him too hard and affect the bridal chamber, after a fat beating, I threw the mallet on the ground, and asked Jiaoer: "Jiaoer, is this to relieve your anger?"
Li Jiaoer sat on the bed and watched the excitement with her eyes wide open, she nodded happily and said, "Well, bro, I'm relieved, it's better for you to treat me well."
"It's good if you relieve your anger, good girl, pat the pillow and lie back a little bit, your waist will get tired if you sit like this...
Hmph, Chao, please remember, no matter how decent you are outside, you are nothing, and what outsiders think of you is not important to you at all.
Being really kind to this woman in the room, so good that she admires you, loves you, and spends a lifetime with you sincerely, that's what a man can do.
From now on, live a good life with my sister, if you give me any trouble again, despise her this way, despise her that way, I will still beat you like today. "
As soon as I finished speaking, I clapped my hands, turned around and walked out the door.
He had just walked a few steps, but he heard a violent shout from behind: "Ximen Qing, you are too deceitful, I will kill you!"
Turning around, I saw Chao Gai taking a sword from the wall and slashing at me.
I stood still, and only heard a "plop", and the guy stepped on the mallet and fell to the ground, holding his arm and yelling: "Come on, come on, I broke my arm!"
……
Chao Tianwang's wedding night is unique.
Back to my little love nest with Erlang, I saw that he had come back and was preparing bath water.
Seeing me enter the door, he came over and asked, "Where did you go? Why are you only coming back now?"
I said, "I'll go over to Chao Gai to see if he's bullying our sister."
Erlang asked: "Well, how are the two of them doing now?"
I said: "It's very good, the relationship between the two is deep and rainy."
Erlang said: "That's good, Qing'er, take off your clothes and take a hot bath."
I took off my clothes and sat in the tub, and he hung up my clothes for me, and then he took off his clothes and sat in.
I leaned on his shoulder and put my arms around his thin waist and sighed happily.
"Erlang, I miss you."
He took a ladle and poured hot water on me: "We only separated for a while, and you said you missed me."
I sighed happily: "Well, I just thought about it for a while after we separated, and I can't separate for a while."
He kissed me on the forehead: "Well, I always miss you too."
I asked him, "Erlang, what did Song Jiang say to you today?"
He said: "I didn't say anything, just asked about the affairs of our village, how many soldiers and horses we have, how many farmers, and whether the equipment is enough."
"You told him everything?"
"I said a few words casually, but he didn't ask too carefully, so I didn't say too much."
"and then."
"Then he said, we're managing Zhuangzi well now, and told us to take care of it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to bring it all alone if there are too many soldiers and horses, so he wants someone to come over and help us?"
"Did he ask someone to help?"
Wu Er mentioned a few names, but I didn't know them all well. Forgive me for not reading seriously, and I haven't finished reading the Water Margin.
But one thing is certain, Song Jiang just wanted to find these unfamiliar people to share Erlang's military power.
"Did you promise?"
Erlang said: "I think it's good for someone to help me in the past, but I'm not familiar with those people, so I didn't agree on the spot. I'll think about it later and call him back."
I squeezed his face: "Erlang can do it now, he knows how to leave room for himself."
Erlang kissed me on the forehead: "Well, I have been with you for a long time, and I have learned some strengths."
"Whoever said that you have only a little bit of strength, you have many strengths, you are my man, and you have strengths all over your body."
He laughed, took my hand and pressed it to his place: "I have a lot of strengths, you see, when I talk to you, it grows again."
"I said, how can you say that you are shameless? Just now you were talking seriously, and you drove if you said you would drive."
"Hurry up, there are business matters tomorrow, we have to go to bed early. Sit up quickly."
"It's in the water?"
"Well, let's try again."
"Ah, Erlang, you are really... I can't do it now... Oh, I'm going to be addicted, Erlang, don't ever leave me, okay?"
Erlang panted lightly: "Well, I won't leave you, Qing'er, and you will never leave me, okay, can we make it through a lifetime like this?"
I kissed his handsome face, confused: "Who said it's only a lifetime? I want many lives, and I want to be with you forever, Erlang, shall we be together forever?"
"Alright, Qing'er, we have been together for life and life, and we will never be apart."
"Well, Erlang, I love you... oh, it's so comfortable, I love you so much."
The water in the bathtub splashed all over the floor, and the two of them also melted and merged into one.
After taking a bath, he carried me to the kang for a long while.
After this period of Erlang's hard work, it seems that I can bear more. The two of us have become more and more tacit in that respect, and the feeling is getting better and better.
When the work was over, they hugged each other and fell asleep. They slept soundly that night.
When I woke up the next morning, he had already left. After I finished my meal, I tidied myself up and went to the Juyi Hall.
From a long distance, I could hear the noise inside, a group of people seemed to be arguing about some official business.
I opened the door and walked in, and everyone in the room fell silent immediately.
Erlang stood up and asked, "Qing'er, why are you here?"
I went straight to Chao Gai's seat and said, "Today my brother-in-law is on sick leave, so I'll be on duty for him."
Someone was already shouting: "What are you, you dare to take Brother Chao's place?"
I glanced around with my eyes: "Who said this? You stand up for me."
No one stood outside, but some people were squinting and sneering. They were not afraid, but they felt disdainful. When they reasoned with me, a businessman, they all felt that their status had been lowered.
Song Jiangdao: "Brother Ximen, wait until later if you have anything to say, we are discussing official business right now..."
I leaned back on the chair: "I'm also here to discuss business, what's the matter? No way?"
Song Jiang squinted at me: "Brother Ximen, do you know that seat is not just for everyone."
I just laughed: "Of course you can't sit casually, otherwise, wouldn't you have sat on it long ago?"
Song Jiang's face darkened: "Ximen Qing, don't speak rudely!"
Someone had already slapped the table and stood up: "Ximenqing, you dare to talk to brother Song Gongming like that, but you are shameless!"
Before I even opened my mouth, my Erlang said slowly, "Who dares to call my family shameless? Stand up for me!"
Those who stood up and slapped the table quickly sat down and covered their faces with their cups.
Erlang turned to look at me: "Qing'er, do you have something to say today?"
I nodded: "Yes, I'm here to make a solemn announcement to everyone. Brother Chao is newly married, and his wife is going to have a baby soon, so he will take a period of marriage and maternity leave.
During this period of time, he was worried about handing over the seat to other people, so he entrusted me, the uncle, to look after him.
From now on, I will take the seat of Chao Tianwang, and I will be in charge of Liangshan's affairs! "
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