Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

"Take off those things on your body! Don't show off anymore."

"If you don't pick it up, I won't pick it up, except for the jade crown and sword,? Our clothes cost thousands of taels of silver. Could it be possible to take them all off and run naked?

Naked running is also a thing, you and I have another fling in public,? The two of us show off our affection to them again. "

Wu Er patted on my head: "The more I talk, the more out of tune I get!"

Suddenly I heard someone say from behind: "Second Lord, high officials,? Are you here?"

Looking back, it was Lin Chong and Dai Zong. Erlang and I hurriedly replied, "Hello, two brothers."

Dai Zongdao: "Two, the leaders know that you two are coming,? They are waiting in the hall right now? I'm afraid I have something to ask you later, so please pay more attention."

Lin Chong specifically told Erlang: "I don't worry about you, senior official. It's just that you have to control your temper. I'm afraid Brother Song will be more aggressive when he speaks later. You have to calm down and restrain yourself."

Erlang said, "Brother Lin, I know."

I said: "Don't worry, Brother Lin,? I know what they want to say after a while. You don't know me? I have always been the most restrained and polite, forbearing and restrained. I bow my head when I should bow my head, and give in when I should give in. , everything is in the overall situation.”

Lin Chong nodded: "Well, I don't worry about your work. Erlang, don't talk when you get to the hall later. Everything depends on the officials. He has a sense of propriety."

While speaking, I arrived at the Juyi Hall, and was about to raise my foot to enter, when suddenly a soldier came over and cupped his hands at me: "Your Excellency, please follow me to the side hall for discussion."

I wondered: "Didn't you tell us to go to the main hall?"

Xiao Bing said: "Second Master is going into the main hall to discuss military affairs with Chief Song, and Chief Chao is waiting for you in the side hall."

Yo, this is a division war.

Oh, don't be afraid of being divided, just your three-legged cat's scheme, can you control me?

I cupped my fists at Lin Chong and Dai Zong: "It seems that Chief Chao wants to say a few private words to me. Brother Lin and Brother Dai will accompany my family Erlang in first?"

Erlang patted me on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't start a fight with them, and you should be careful, bear it, and restrain yourself."

I nodded sincerely: "Yes, I want to endure, I want to restrain myself." I turned around and followed the soldier into the side hall.

When I entered the door, I saw Chao Gai, Wu Yong, and Gongsun Sheng sitting in a row, with Li Ying next to them.

Several people slapped their faces like coffins one by one, as if they were asking for debts.

I cupped my hands as soon as I entered the door: "Ah, I haven't seen you for a long time, all the chiefs, and I'm being polite to Xiao Aqing in Ximen."

Chao Gai snorted with a stern face: "Ximen Qing, it seems that you are living a very good life now."

Wu Yong also sneered and said, "Is this dress flamboyant enough? Ximen Qing, you still look like a businessman."

Gongsun Sheng closed his eyes, twirling his fingertips, with an unfathomable expression on his face: "Oh, since ancient times, those who make publicity have no good rewards. I advise some people to be careful, so as not to get retribution."

Li Ying didn't speak, but he looked at me with more vicious eyes, and his expression was more like a creditor.

Oh, come to think of it, he is really a creditor.Ximen Wujia Village, Lijiazhuang, an inseparable and important part of Wu's Ximenzhuang, is his.

I smiled back at them: "Brother Chao Gai is right, I am living a very good life now, better than everyone here."

Chao Gai stared at him: "Ximen Qing, put me in the right place!"

I picked up the cup and took a sip of tea: "I've always done my duty, unlike some people who even lost their underwear."

"throat"

Chao Gai was choked up with a mouthful of old blood, turned his face away and coughed loudly.

Wu Yong didn't understand what we were talking about, so he said slowly, shaking his goose-feather fan, "Ximenqing, let's make a long story short. I called you here today to return Zhuangzi to Liangshan."

I squinted at him: "Wu Yong, if you want to talk, say it well, you fan in winter, you idiot?"

Wu Yong's expression froze: "Ximenqing, you you you... I shake my fan, what's your business?"

I rolled my eyes: "You've got nothing to do with me! Fan the fan in the winter, you're scratching me!

I said what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending to be all day long?Do you think you are Zhuge Liang with a broken fan?From my point of view, you are just Zhu, without Ge Liang! "

Wu Yong was so angry that he jumped up and pointed at me and shouted: "Ximenqing, you hurt people with your words, you are making trouble for no reason!"

I also jumped up and shouted at him: "Wu Yong, you are fanning in winter, you are poor at two hundred and fifty!"

Wu Yong was so angry that he rushed up and wanted to hit me: "Ximen Qing, you lowly businessman, you stink of worldliness!"

I also rolled up my sleeves and rushed forward: "Wu Yong, you stinky teacher, you pretend to be aggressive!"

Wu Yong was stunned: "What do you think I'm pretending?"

I was also stunned: "You are a scholar, you don't even understand such a superficial literature?"

Gongsun Sheng coughed dryly, and said a few words into Wu Yong's ear.

Wu Yong was so angry that he threw the fan in his hand, climbed up the table and wanted to scratch me: "I killed you Ximen Qing, you dare to say that I pretended to be that kind of thing, you are vulgar and shameless!"

I turned my hand into a loudspeaker and said back to him: "I will kill you Wu Yong, you are not doing your job properly as a professor, you are misleading your students!"

"Ximen Qing, you are shameless!"

"Wu Yong, you are uneducated!"

Wu Yong was frantic, and screamed: "Ximenqing, I...I'say' your eighteenth generation ancestor!"

I danced and danced with all my energy: "Wu Yong, I'm asking your aunt, second aunt, grandma seventh aunt, fourth aunt... all of you are women!"

Hao Yong screamed, rushing up and about to strike.

Chao Gai and Gongsun Sheng knew that Wu Yong couldn't beat me, so they pulled him together to persuade him: "Professor calm down, let's not deal with him as a stinky businessman, we have to talk about business."

Wu Yong was trembling with anger, pointing at me and telling them: "Brothers nearby, you heard that, right? Did Ximen Qing let me talk about business?

As soon as he came up, he hurt people with his mouth! He!What did you say I said?

Did I say something wrong?He scolded me when he came up.He said that I shake the fan in winter, it's just pretending...it's just pretending to be that kind of thing.

Brothers, if I shake a fan in winter, whoever will I provoke?He came up and talked so badly!

He also said that I am uneducated!Am I Wu Yong uneducated?ha!Am I the person who reads the most on Liangshan?

Don’t even Brother Chao and Brother Song respect me a few feet?Are you all praising me for my knowledge?

Could it be that even Huarong Qin Minglin Chong and the others who have seen the world also said that I am well educated and on par with the number one scholar of the dynasty?

What is he, Ximen Qing?How dare he come and scold me if he has some bad money!Why is he?

Tell me, why does he bully me, Wu Yong?What is his Ximenqing based on? ! "

Wu Yong yelled out loud with his neck stuck, and was so angry that he lost all reason.

I scratched my fingernails and shook my legs, humming a few words over and over again: "Wolf with a big tail, uneducated, smelly and poor, loves to pretend...

Who is who, who is talking about who, and who is I talking about... La la la, la la la... Big-tailed wolf, uneducated, smelly and poor, loves to pretend..."

After repeating it several times, Wu Yong fell to the ground with a "hiccup" sound from my anger, his limbs twitched, his eyes went straight, foaming at the mouth, and he passed out.

Chao Gai shouted anxiously: "Come on, hurry up and send Professor Wu down for treatment!"

Several sergeants ran in, carried Wu Yong and went out.

I knocked down one of the opponent's four players in a blink of an eye.

How dare you fight Ximen Qing with this little combat power?

Cut, things that don't know life and death!

Chao Gai was so angry that he pointed at my nose and was about to speak, but Gongsun Sheng grabbed him, pinched his fingers and said inscrutablely: "King Chao, why should I be serious with this rascal? He is just a clown.

Just now when you were arguing, Pindao came out of the Niwan Palace and met the Taishang Laojun.

He told me that Ximen Qing was arrogant by nature and had no respect for his elders, so he must have died soon.

At this moment, Ximen Qing, if you quickly admit your mistake to us, obediently hand over those Zhuangzis.

I can also intercede with the Taishang Laojun on your behalf and give you two more years of life. If not, I will make you bleed immediately and die suddenly on the spot... Ah! "

Before he finished speaking, I rushed up and punched him on the nose: "Pretend you are a big-headed ghost! You old liar! Are you familiar with Taishang Laojun?

Do you still visit his house often?Does he still know who I am, Ximen Qing?Can he still talk to you about me?

You stinky bastard, Beng Beng is fine with others, why should he scare me!

I, Ximen Qing, am a staunch Bolshevik fighter. I believe in your tricks?

When you were chatting with Taishang Laojun, why didn't you ask him, are you going to be beaten today?Why didn't he tell you and let you be on guard in advance?I will beat you to death, you stinky shameless bastard. "

Gongsun Sheng fell to the ground after being beaten by me and shouted, "Ximenqing, you just do it when you say you want to do it? Oh, stop beating, you are too ruthless!"

Ximen Qing, listen to me, I just chatted casually with Taishang Laojun about the weather, and I didn't mention you!

Ah, my nose... At this moment, if you love to return Zhuangzi, you can return it. If you don't want to return it, I will discuss this matter with Taishang Laojun... Ah, my mother, don't kick my stomach... "

I punched and kicked him and scolded him: "Gongsun Sheng, I have endured you for a long time. You said that you, a charlatan, can't get along anywhere. You have to hang out in Liangshan. You stay on Liangshan, but you can be good." Take care of your stinky mouth?

You play tricks all day long, fooling this one and that one.

You also said that Erlang of our family has a bad life, and he will be wounded in the sky, and he needs to suffer several injuries to eliminate his disaster, so when fighting, we have to rush to the forefront!The more injuries you get, the better!

I pooh you god mother!You are so capable, why don't you eliminate the disaster for yourself first?

I will hurt you first today!You are the goddamn star, your whole family is heavenly wounded star! "

The few other people didn't expect that I would suddenly hit Gongsun Sheng, and they were all stunned.

Chao Gai was so angry that he jumped up and down: "What's the proper way? Ximen Qing, how can you beat someone casually? Come on, quickly pull Ximen Qing away from me."

Several soldiers stepped forward and tore me away from Gongsun Sheng.

Several people lifted Gongsun Sheng and ran out the door.

With my neck stuck, I punched and kicked at the door and scolded: "Damn, I beat you kind of stinky fart, making you fart and collapse when you have nothing to do.

Are you familiar with Taishang Laojun?I am still familiar with Marxism-Leninism Mao Zedong Thought, has I ever come out and blown it? "