Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

All the delicious food at home was eaten by Song Taigong,? In the past few days, I took Erlang back to the old house to eat,? Claiming to see how Yueniang's dowry is being prepared.

Yueniang smiled embarrassedly: "I'm married for the third time, what else is there to buy? You and the second master are so worried, come and see every day."

I stuffed chicken legs into my mouth and said, "Why don't you worry about it? As my younger sister, isn't it your first marriage? As an uncle, why don't I worry more?

Come on, Erlang, this piece of pork ribs has a lot of meat. I’ll give it to you. I’ll give you the chicken leg, too. for you……"

Erlang was a little embarrassed holding a big big bowl that was sticking out: "Qing'er, come to my sister's house as a guest, don't bring food for me like that."

I drank the pork rib soup without looking up: "This is our family,? Are you polite to your own people?"

Meng Yulou greeted his servants to serve some more meat dishes and said, "Master,? I think you have a good appetite these days?"

I said, "Has my appetite increased? Why do I feel that my appetite is not as good as before? Steamed buns can only eat half a meal, and rice is not so rare..."

Yueniang said: "Yes, you eat less rice and steamed buns, but you don't eat less meat. I said, what's wrong with you, a high official? Why are you so greedy for meat?"

I couldn't tell him that my family was burglarized, so I said vaguely: "I'm weak, I need to mend it. Oh, Ping'er, prepare two of those big elbows for me, and I'll take them away later."

The door curtain flashed, but I saw the doctor on the cabinet walk in, and gave me a salute: "Your Majesty, I'm so happy!"

I looked back at him with a mouthful of food in my mouth: "What do you like?"

"Your Majesty, we have it!"

Before I could speak, Erlang suddenly jumped up and hugged me, and shouted excitedly, "Qing'er, why are you so capable? You've only been married for two months and you're pregnant?"

I almost choked myself to death with one bite.

The house full of women sprayed rice!

I patted my chest for a long time before I swallowed the meal: "Erlang, calm down, it's not me who has it, someone else has it."

"Ah?" Erlang was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that something was wrong, he quickly put me down, and covered his face with a big bowl.

Wu Yueniang drank several sips of tea and beat her chest a few times before she regained her strength and was able to speak normally.

"Mister, you've worked hard. With Jiao'er's current body, do you need to pay attention to anything else?"

The doctor said: "Second aunt's body is pretty good, as long as her qi and blood are a little weak, it's good to let her eat more warming food in terms of diet, and there is nothing serious about it."

"Thank you sir, come here, give me a reward, and send me out."

After closing the door, everyone in the room breathed a sigh of relief.

Yue Niang said: "Your Majesty, Jiao'er really has this time, should you go find that person?"

I clapped my hands: "Look for it, you have to look for it. Erlang and I will go to Liangshan to look for him tomorrow. Anyway, he will never escape."

After leaving the door, Erlang asked me: "Qing'er, do you really want to go to see Chao Tianwang tomorrow? I always feel that this matter is inappropriate."

I said: "It's him who is inappropriate, not us. Anyway, we will fight for justice tomorrow, and we must fight for justice for Jiaoer."

Early the next morning, Erlang and I packed up and went back to Liangshan together.

Erlang looked in the mirror: "Qing'er, isn't it too much for the two of us to dress up like this?"

I said, "What happened? I think it's just right."

Erlang looked in the mirror at the deep purple embroidered silk gown he was wearing, shook his head and clicked his lips.

On the chest of the robe is a golden python, and the sleeves are nine layers of auspicious cloud patterns, which are heavily embroidered with nine layers of colored threads. The craftsmanship alone is worth hundreds of taels.

I put a purple gold crown on his head, and the belt is connected by pure gold buckles. A gold belt weighs six catties. This is pure gold!

A pair of treasure boots are worn underneath, and when the two boots are added together, 24 luminous pearls are used.

With his attire, if you take a casual look, you can be either a prince or his father.

My attire is a little more low-key than his. I have a silver-white tufted silk embroidered robe with a few cranes embroidered on it. The edges of the crane’s body are hooked with gold thread. On my head is a top-quality white jade crown. I am afraid that the belt will be heavy. Inlaid with sheep fat jade, the boots on the feet are the same style as Erlang.

With my attire, if you look at it casually, you are not a family member of the prince, but also a family member of the prince's father.

The two men dressed up splendidly, went out and got on the two best horses in the barracks, and led a team of guards to Liangshan.

Erlang was still a little apprehensive: "Qing'er, Brother Huarong came over last time and said that the situation on the mountain is not very good, and the military supply is also a little nervous. I'm afraid it's not good for the two of us to go back dressed like this?"

"Erlang, the ancients said that if you eat meat, you have to slap your mouth, if you have money, you have to wear it outside, and if you have money, you have to wear it on your body. Take a step and shake it a few times to hear the sound.

Otherwise, how would others know that you are rich?

How can they feel proud of you if they don't know you are rich?

So we show off our wealth in a high-profile manner, which is the minimum respect for others. "

Erlang frowned: "Qing'er, why are you full of nonsense all day long?"

"How can this be called nonsense? Believe me. Showing off wealth is the basic cultivation of a rich person. We can't lose our cultivation just because we have a little money."

Erlang shook his head and smiled wryly.

"Erlang, don't think so much, just focus on showing off your wealth, straighten your waist, and show off your six-pound gold belt, rich, you have to show off like this!"

As soon as we arrived at the foot of Liangshan, we saw a group of people in front of us.

I'm afraid it's because I've stayed in Zhuangzi for too long, and people who live a peaceful and comfortable life are used to it, but suddenly I feel very uncomfortable when I see this group of hostile and orderly people.

First I heard Mrs. Gu arguing there: "Hey, Ximen Qing, you're back, I heard you're married? Tsk tsk tsk, it's an anecdote to be a groom one day and a bride the next day, hahaha ..."

I said: "Sister-in-law Gu, I am married. The man I married is capable. Look at the suit he bought for me. The whole body is worth 5000 taels of silver. You are married too." Why? Why do you still have patches on your skirt?"

Sun Xin, Mrs. Gu's man, turned black with anger: "Ximen Qing, what are you doing? Are you amazing in good clothes?"

I just laughed: "You really know how to joke, what's so great about wearing good clothes? What's great is that I have money! I just have the ability to prevent the women in our family from wearing clothes with patches. Can you do this? Compare?"

"You..." Mrs. Gu and her husband were so angry that they nearly fell down and sat on the ground.

Ruan Xiaoqi shook her legs and looked at me: "Ximenqing, are you singing a big show? You are dressed so fancy, just wait, the two bosses will clean you up in a while."

I laughed again: "Ruan Xiaoqi, why are you shaking? Can't afford cotton trousers? Oh, hey, how many days have you worn these clothes and you still can't bear to wash them? Could it be that they haven't been changed? Tsk Tsk tsk, after all, he is a leader, but he got mixed up like this."

Ruan Xiaoqi pointed at me angrily: "Ximenqing, you... are you so rich?"

"You're right, it's great that I'm rich!" He casually tossed him two taels of silver: "Go, buy a new pair of cotton trousers, don't shake."

Ruan Xiaoqi held the silver in his hand for a long time, but he was not willing to throw it on the ground? He said, "Ximen Qing, you just have to steal it, and wait until you get cleaned up."

I gave him a blank look: "Cut, I don't know who will take care of whom."

I waved at the rest of the people who wanted to see me and Erlang joke, and said in the tone of an inspection of a poor county under the provincial leadership: "Hi comrades, comrades have worked hard, we haven't seen each other for so long, how is our living situation?" ?

If you have any difficulties, just tell me. Although I can't solve it, you can also listen to the happy ones.

Hey, I said Zhang Shun, why are you still carrying this broken knife?It's rusted like that, should it be thrown away?Look at the knife in my waist, it's not a knife, the scabbard alone is worth 500 taels of silver.

Ah, Erye Ruan, look at your torn sleeves, the cotton is coming out, it's okay to pay attention to your image.Look at the clothes on my body, they are exquisitely crafted, and the wages alone are worth more than 800 taels.

Hey, Ruan Xiaowu, why did you chop wood again after not seeing you for a while?We are Liangshan heroes now, how can we do rough work casually!You see, I'm healthy and tender now, and I don't have to do any work. "

Zhang Shun scolded me: "Ximen Qing, what are you doing? It's none of your business if the edge of my knife is rusted!"

Ruan Xiaoer also scolded me: "You little boy, you don't know who you are when you wear good clothes, why didn't you fall off the horse and kill you?"

Ruan Xiaowu was the most honest, threw the firewood under his feet, and said with a sneer: "When we get to Liangshan, we have to eat too. We are not like you, high-ranking officials, who eat delicious food and drink hot food. How can you look like a Liangshan person?" ah?"

I crossed my waist and shook my head and tail: "Why am I not from Liangshan? I am just like everyone else, a Liangshan person who is too ordinary, too ordinary.

Unfortunately, I have money!I am so rich!It made me want to keep a low profile with the brothers, alas, I am so worried! "

A few people were so angry that they shouted at me, "Ximen Qing, die to you!" They all dispersed with a bang.

I pointed at them: "Well, how do you scold people? Is this uncivilized, do you still be the basic quality of a bandit?"

Wu Er pulled me off the horse: "Qing'er, what are you messing around with?"

I pulled his clothes and acted like a baby: "Erlang, don't blame me for this. I want to have a good talk with them, but they still scold me."

He raised his hand and grabbed the jade crown on my head: "Don't wear this, it's too eye-catching, and your knife, don't show it off when you see it, why is the scabbard only 500 taels of silver?"

I stretched out my hand to protect it: "Don't grab it, don't grab it, this jade crown of mine is custom-made, the best craftsmanship in the capital, my knife is also expensive, don't pick off the gemstones on it."

Erlang took a picture of my hand and said, "It's not enough for you, I shouldn't listen to you dressed like this, it makes it difficult for the brothers to talk to me, and they haven't been paid for almost a month , let's make it public."

I covered my mouth in a fuss: "Hey, Liangshan is really so difficult? How do you think Song Jiang is the boss? I really have no skills!"