Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I snatched the sausage out of his arms: "You also know that this is Ximen Village? Even if I really bully you, do they dare to take care of it? They don't even dare to look at it!

I said you return these things to me,? I prepared them for our family Erlang. I was afraid that he would not eat well in the barracks,? I made them specially for him. "

The old fat man struggled heroically: "Ximen Qing, I came to see you from afar,? It's fine if you don't let me steal money, and don't even let me steal food. Aren't you a bully?"

I said: "Which one of us is bullying the other? Just relying on my friendship with Song Jiang, I can take care of your meal and it will be considered good. After thinking about my money, you still think about my meat? Really?" I can't kill you?"

The old fat man looked heroic: "Even if you kill me, I won't return these delicious food to you!"

Hey, this old thing is pretty annoying, isn't it?

I don't beat him either,? I just concentrate on grabbing the sausage.

The two people were tearing and tearing, and neither would let the other. A big dog ran over from a distance, picked up the sausages that fell on the ground, and ate them.

The few sausages were eaten in a blink of an eye, and the dog stared at the two of us step by step with blood-red eyes.

The old fat man didn't care about snatching it from me. He threw the sausage wrapped around his body on the ground and said loudly, "Here, here, all of it, don't bite me!"

No matter how angry I was, I couldn't scold him. I bent over to pick up the sausages.

I was so scared that I didn't dare to pick it anymore, and I followed the old fat man back.

Regardless of the sausages on the ground, the dog stared at the two of us approaching step by step. The expression on his face became more and more strange. He suddenly bowed his waist, raised his tail and swung vigorously.

The old fat man was so scared that he went straight into my arms: "Ximen Qing, what's the matter with it? I gave it my intestines, why is it still following the two of us?"

I pushed his head out desperately: "This is not right, why do I look at this dog with such an abnormal expression? Doesn't this look seem hungry, or look lewd?"

The old fat man hugged me tightly: "It's a dog, how can you say it's obscene or not? Ah... it's really obscene!"

I saw that the dog's tail was not only up, but even the thing under the stomach was up, thick and long.

This disgusts me, I was about to hit it with a rolling pin, but this guy suddenly jumped up and went towards the chicken not far away, biting the chicken's neck and pressing it under his body, hunching it But just...

Ah yo, I'm going, the dog goes to the chicken!What kind of world is this?

I covered the old fat man's eyes: "It's not suitable for children, don't look at it, don't look at it!"

The old fat man struggled desperately to watch: "I'm not a child, I'm an old man, what scene haven't I seen?"

"Have you ever seen a dog on a chicken? What are you bragging about?"

"I've never seen this before, but I've seen a lot of people calling chickens. Oh, let me see, this kind of situation is rare in a hundred years."

The old fat man broke away from my hand and shouted excitedly: "Ah, it really is a chicken! Oh my god, why is it so hungry and thirsty?

The chicken is over, the chicken is over, the chicken is really over this time!

Oh, let me go, it finished serving the chicken, what did it do with the sheep?

Ah, it even wants sheep... oh, it really wants it!

Oh my god, this small body is pretty good, and this small waist is quite strong?Look at that tail wagging...

It's over, it's over, it's over for sheep, it's over for sheep, my God, can it kill sheep?What kind of dog is this!

No, no, the sheep is finished, it is not finished yet.The pigs not far away are also in danger!

Ah, pigs, pigs, pigs are also given by it... God, god dog!How dare it even ride a pig?

Wow, now the pig is powerless to resist? After two or three rounds, it was really ridden by it!

Ah, the pig's physique looks good, enough for him to play for a while!

One two, one two, one two, come on, come on!God dog come on!Do it, do it, do it! "

The old pervert waved his two small fists, and was so excited to watch the live-action animal AV that he became a cheerleader for others.

After staring at the lewd dog, he fucked the chicken and then the sheep, and after killing three animals in a row, the dog didn't finish his job. He let out a wolf roar with his mouth wide open, and then yelled at The donkey under the tree has gone!

The pervert let out a cheer.At the same time, the god dog jumped, and a tiger landed on the donkey's back, straightening up and doing it.

Just listening to the sound of "pass", the donkey kicked it out!

The obscene dog flew a few feet away with its back facing the sky, and landed on the ground, sticking out its tongue and foaming at the mouth, but there was still a breath left, and it was still holding up the sky.

The old fat man ran over, squatted beside it and looked left and right: "Oh, what a dog you are? Don't you know the howling dog next to Erlangshen? How can an ordinary dog ​​have your ability to even miss a donkey? Sigh , I said you say something, tell me who you are?"

Xiaotiangou looked at him affectionately, struggled up, threw him to the ground, and bent over him.

The old fat man screamed in fright: "Ah, you beast! What do you want to do to me?"

I knocked the dog unconscious on the ground with a rolling pin, and stretched out my hand to pull the old fat man up.

A big puddle of white things had fallen from the old fat man's body, he hugged his head and cried loudly: "God, this shameless beast!

The old man has been guarding himself like a jade since the death of his wife, but now his innocence has been ruined by a wild dog!God, what kind of world is this! "

I stared at the dog for a while, and the more I thought about it, the more something was wrong, and I said to the old fat man, "Hey, wait here for me and don't wander around. I'll go to the barracks to ask something."

The old fat man nodded to me pretending to be simple and honest, and his toes were already pointing in the direction of our house.

I pointed to his nose and said, "You have seen it with your own eyes, it's just a dog in our Ximen Village.

There are sheep, cows, pigs, donkeys, horses, and many other animals around here.If you dare to run around, believe it or not, they line up and give you a turn? "

The old fat man was frightened, hugged his chest and shook his head: "I don't run around, I don't run around, I really don't run around. You can go to work at ease, I'll be here waiting for you."

I patted him on the shoulder, turned around and ran towards the barracks.

After running for a few steps, I heard the old fat man screaming from behind: "Ximen Qing! Come back soon!"

I stopped and looked back at him: "What's wrong?"

"There's a grasshopper here!"

Fuck me!I really convinced him!

"What do you have to be afraid of a grasshopper? Isn't it all over if you step on it?"

"Oh, it has jumped on me! It's still jumping up and down on me! Does it want to do something to me too?

Ah, Ximen Qing, your place is really scary.I'm not staying here anymore, I want to go back to Liangshan!Son, Song Sanlang, help! "

The old fat man swung up his two short legs and went straight to Liangshan, crying loudly.

Well, there are many lunatics in Liangshan, that's where he should stay.

I shook my head and walked towards the barracks.

When I arrived at the barracks, I saw Erlang well-dressed and leading the troops to drill. When he saw me coming in, he came over and took my hand and asked, "Qing'er, why are you here? I haven't seen you all night, why are you here again?" miss me."

I said, "Who misses you? Is Hua Rong there? I want to ask him something."

Erlang said: "We chatted all night last night, I'm afraid he just woke up now, you go to the room and look for him."

Hua Rong just got up, and was stroking his hair in front of the mirror. When he saw me coming in, he smiled: "Hey, you came so early? Are you worried about your Erlang?"

I walked over, and a rolling pin smashed the mirror in front of him to the ground.

Hua Rong was taken aback with anger: "Ximen Qing, what are you going to do?"

I pointed my rolling pin at his nose: "I should be asking you this. Huarong, what do you think you have done?"

Hua Rong threw his fists to his chest: "Ximenqing, do you want to get rough with me? First ask if you are my opponent."

I tore off the clothes, revealing two pink spots on my chest.

"Believe it or not, if I yell molestation loudly right now, our family Erlang will rush over at the speed of light. Two against one, do you think I am still the opponent?"

Hua Rong blushed with anger: "Ximen Qing, what exactly do you want?"

I looked at him and sneered: "Hua Rong, can you tell me first what kind of feelings you have for Song Jiang? You are willing to do anything for him? Even putting aphrodisiacs in sausages is shameless." Can everything work out?"

Hua Rong choked: "Who said I did it, do you have evidence?"

"Who else would it be if it wasn't you? Huarong, you are a general, the queen of the gate! How dare you think of using such a despicable method to deal with me?

I yelled like that on the wedding night, other people can't understand, but you, a man with a single wife and several concubines, can't you understand?

You clearly know that Erlang is very good at that, and you still put this kind of thing in his food.what do you wantLet him fuck me to death on the bed? "

Hua Rong turned his face away: "I... I didn't intend to let you die, I just wanted to teach you a lesson."

"Ha, then what? When I get overwhelmed by Erlang and remain in a coma for a few days, I'm sure I won't be able to manage the affairs of the camp anymore.

Then you have a good talk with him, and fool him with topics such as the righteousness of the world, the friendship between brothers, and the future of Liangshan, so that he will agree to hand over this Zhuangzi to Song Jiang and all the military power to Song Jiang in a daze. Song Jiang, give him all the painstaking efforts of the two of us, Song Jiang, right? "

"No!" Huarong shouted.

"I'm not asking you to hand over all this to Brother Song, I'm asking you to hand over all this to Liangshan! This Zhuangzi does not belong to you, nor does it belong to Wu Song, it belongs to all of us in Liangshan!"

I looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahaha, everyone in Liangshan? Are there any people in Liangshan? All of them are either puppets or lunatics!"

Hua Rong became angry: "Who do you call a puppet? Who do you call a lunatic?"

"I'll call you a puppet! I'll call him Li Kui a lunatic!

There are also many people on Liangshan Mountain who have mental disorders, plasmolysis, psychopathy, endocrine disorders, loss of appetite, forgetfulness, dreaminess, and menstrual disorders! "

Hua Rong was stunned: "Irregular menstruation? Is there any man in Liangshan who has irregular menstruation?"