Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Where can I say anything, pity me, a man in his thirties,? Weeping in front of everyone,? More pussy than a pussy.

Those women in our family cried worse than me,? Wu Yueniang shouted at me with a handkerchief: "Master, you should marry! The second master deserves it!?"

The people behind her also shouted after her: "Your official, you should get married."

"Yes,? Senior official,? You should marry the second master."

I cried until my shoulders shook, I hugged Erlang, and nodded vigorously: "Erlang, I will marry you!"

"Qing'er." Erlang hid his forehead into the socket of my neck, obviously wet his eyes.

The people behind me cheered, "Erlang put me in his arms, turned around and got on the horse.

I said anxiously: "Erlang,? Don't worry, I haven't combed my hair yet."

He smirked and said, "Don't comb it anymore,? My Qing'er looks good no matter what! It's more beautiful with loose hair!"

The sound of the blower was joyful, and many heroes shouted and embraced. Shi Qian and Dai Zong started a firecracker battle. Brother Lin took the reins in person, and many heroes surrounded us, talking and laughing as they walked forward.

Only then did I realize that this is Zhujiazhuang, and in front of it are Lijiazhuang and Hujiazhuang. Our wedding will be held in the lobby of Lijiazhuang.

Some of the aborigines were killed at the beginning, and the rest are also very timid.

Seeing that we were holding a wedding with great fanfare, it felt fresh, but no one dared to come out to look at it, and every household closed the doors and windows tightly.

When we got to the hall, Erlang carried me off the horse and carried me into the house. Under the witness of everyone, we both bowed to heaven and earth and saluted.

After the ceremony, Erlang picked me up and was about to go to the bridal chamber, but was grabbed by Lu Zhishen: "Second Master, you are in a hurry to enter the bridal chamber before it's dark? Isn't that a bit meaningless?"

Erlang blushed and said, "I'll send Qing'er back to the room first, and then come over to drink with the brothers."

Zhang Qing pulled me away from him and hid behind her back: "The high official is not a woman, so I have to ask him to accompany us for a few drinks today? Brothers, don't you think so?"

Everyone coaxed and dragged me into the crowd.

Erlang was dragged to another table and said with a straight face: "Qing'er doesn't know how to drink, please let him drink less."

Lu Zhishen pursed his lips and yelled: "Why doesn't a big man know how to drink? Today he, Ximen Qing, has to drink."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Zhishen flicked his sleeves, half of his arms were bare, he raised the wine jar and came to pour me.

I blocked his hand: "Master, I am a newcomer today, I will definitely drink wine, but before drinking, I have a question I really want to ask you."

Lu Zhishen said: "If you have anything to say, just ask!"

"Master, I've been looking at your tattoos for a long time, but I didn't understand what these paintings are all about.

This one is long and thick, maybe it’s a dragon, it seems a little fatter, you say it’s a snake, it seems a little shorter, it’s not a skinny shrimp, is it?

And your round body, circle after circle, what is it? "

Hearing what I said, everyone gathered around and looked carefully at Lu Zhishen's embroidered body.

Zhang Qing squinted his eyes and looked at Monk Hua's two big breasts: "There is nothing that can't be seen. The long ones are pippi shrimps, and the round ones are flower rolls. I'm talking about Monk Hua. You are afraid of starving yourself, so you specially tattooed it." Are you carrying these things on your back?"

Lu Zhi was deeply annoyed: "What kind of flower roll buns, Pippi shrimp? This is my tattoo, Yunpierlong! The thick and long one is a dragon, and the circles are clouds."

Sun Erniang cut him: "Monk Hua, do you think we have never seen dragons embroidered on people? Shi Jin also went to my shop before, and I have seen the nine dragons he tattooed with my own eyes. so."

Lu Zhishen said: "I was the same age as Shi Jin when I got this embroidered body, and I was also thin and capable. This dragon is also energetic. Afterwards, didn't I get fat? A good embroidered body makes it look like this gone."

Everyone froze for a moment, then burst out laughing, and Sun Erniang laughed the loudest? She even burst into tears, patted her thigh and shouted: "My God, Monk Hua, it turns out that you have a steamed bun with mantis shrimp all over your body. Is this how the child came from? I really want to laugh at this old lady. It seems that this man really dare not get fat, once he becomes fat, even the tattoos on his body will become ugly."

Lu Zhi was deeply annoyed: "What's so funny? I'm fat, at least I've been skinny, you? Have you ever looked so good-looking?"

Sun Erniang frowned in anger: "Oh, I said you, great monk..."

Lu Zhishen had talked about Sun Erniang before, and he never liked this woman. Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Yang Zhi quickly came over and dragged Lu Zhishen to sit on another table.

Zhang Qing coaxed Sun Erniang to sit down at another table.

As soon as the crowd dispersed, no one said they wanted to make me drink. I put my long hair behind my ears and was about to sit next to Erlang, when a soldier ran over quickly and whispered something in Erlang's ear. talk.

Erlang's expression paused, he confessed his crime to everyone, and followed the soldier out.

This little soldier looks familiar to me? I vaguely remember that it is the person next to Chao Gai.

But Chao Gai is also here?It seems that he came to question Erlang on Song Jiang's behalf.

I was a little worried about Erlang's temper, and was about to follow me to have a look, when suddenly someone patted me on the shoulder, but when I looked back, it was Hua Xiaobai, who looked me up and down from head to toe, clicked my mouth and said, "Daddy!" Officer, where did you get your clothes?"

I raised my arm to show him: "how is it, does it look good?"

Hua Rong smirked: "It's not as good as the set I prepared for you."

According to his body is a punch: "Dare to say?"

Hua Rong bit her lips and smiled, took out a well-crafted box from her arms and handed it over: "A wedding gift for you and Second Lord, don't think it's too bad."

As soon as the box was opened, I was instantly stunned.

"Ah, let me go, the Iranian jeweled scimitar? General Hua, is your ceremony really heavy?"

Hua Rong clicked his lips: "Hey, what is Iran? That's Persia! I bought it from a merchant at a high price the year before last, and I couldn't bear to give it to anyone who wanted it. That's what you and the second master have in terms of looks and temperament. , to be worthy of such an expensive knife. How about it? Do you like it?"

She cupped her hands and thanked him: "I like it, I really like it so much, General Hua spent money, I will thank you in another day."

Hua Rong put his hand on my shoulder: "Cut, are you still hypocritical with me? Aren't we brothers?"

I punched him on the body: "It's brother, don't look at me from now on and pretend to be a woman, I will really turn my face next time."

Hua Rong frivolously stroked my hair: "Hey, who told you that you are handsome? Ximen Qing, I want to stare at you for a while, maybe I will like men in the future."

"Go to hell."

The two argued for a while, and someone came over to grab Hua Rong for a drink.

I took advantage of everyone not paying attention, and walked out of the courtyard.

There were two fine horses tied under a tree not far away, and an angry voice came from the house: "Wu Er, Wu Er, you really did it? You really married Ximen Qing with great fanfare? You are two men!"

Wu Erdao: "Brother Chao Gai, Qing Er and I really love each other, and he is also willing to be with me. Why can't I marry him?"

Chao Gai said angrily: "Since Pangu created the world, when have you ever heard of two men getting married? Wu Er, you really don't take your reputation seriously!"

"I just marry the person I love, what does it have to do with others? What does it matter what outsiders think of me?"

"Wu Er, you..."

A voice came in and said, "Both calm down first, let's talk slowly if we have something to say. Second Lord, don't blame Brother Chao Gai for losing his temper. It's really because you have handled this matter a bit...

Alas, you said that Ximen Qing, who became the groom yesterday, became the bride again today, if it spreads, people will take us Liangshan heroes as a joke..."

Wu Er was annoyed: "Mr. Wu, Qing'er is my wife now, what are you talking about yesterday?"

"You..." Chao Gai was so angry that he wanted to scold again, but it was Wu Yong who persuaded him, and said patiently: "Second Lord, let's not say anything about you marrying Ximen Qing. Now our brothers I just want to ask you.

Brother Chao Gai personally spoke before, telling you to bring Song Taigong over, but you brought him here halfway, and threatened to escort the Taigong to Liangshan to ask Song Gongming for an explanation.This matter can be done well to teach Brother Chao that he is not a human being on both sides, right? "

Wu Erdao: "I did this wrongly, and it was also for Qing'er. Now that Qing'er is fine, I can take Taigong with you now."

Chao Gai slapped the table angrily: "Leave it to us to take away? What about you? Are you planning not to return to Liangshan?

Fortunately, Gongming and I value you so much!Hand over all two thousand infantry to your charge.You just flicked your hand like this, and you will only live with that monstrous Ximen Qing from now on? "

Wu Er's voice raised: "Brother, if you speak ill of my Qing'er again, I will really turn my face!"

Chao Gai was so angry that his voice was knotted: "You, you, ah, you really want to piss me off!"

I hurriedly opened the door and walked in, holding Erlang's arm: "The two leaders are here too? Today is a day of great joy for me and Erlang. Thank you for coming here. The brothers are drinking in the hall right now. Erlang Would you please go over too?"

Chao Gai snorted, turned his face away, and looked at me with a disdainful expression.

Wu Yong shook the goose feather fan in his hand and said with a sneer: "The high official came just in time, and we and the second master just mentioned you. Just now the second master said that we will no longer care about Liangshan soldiers and horses. This is what you want He did it?"

"The two elder brothers have misunderstood. Erlang and I are newly married. No matter what, we have to have a honeymoon before letting him go back to manage the soldiers."

Chao Gai gave me a sidelong glance: "Heh, you want to live your life, and you have the heart to miss his future! Not to mention a man, even a woman is hard to find such unreasonable pestering!"

I bowed my head and smiled and said nothing.Chao Gai flicked his sleeves angrily: "Forget it, let you go."

When Erlang came out, his face was still dark, and he was obviously still angry, I think this is what was expected.

Song Jiang must have instructed Chao Gai to come over and speak harshly to Erlang, and Wu Yong then acted as an eyeliner for Song Jiang, and accurately brought Erlang's attitude back to him.

What's ridiculous is that Chao Gai was used as a gun by Song Jiang, and he didn't realize it, and he still used the airs of the leader to offend people everywhere.

No wonder Chao Gai in the original book died so early, allowing Song Jiang to take over Jiangshan smoothly.The IQs of these two people are not on the same level at all.

"Erlang, don't be angry, leader Chao has a straight temper, he can say whatever he wants, but he really doesn't have any evil intentions, so don't take it to heart when he says something.

"I'm not in a hurry when he says anything about me, even if it's a fight between brothers, it's okay, but he shouldn't say you are a monster!"

I laughed with a "swallow": "What evildoer? He is praising me for being good-looking, right?"

Erlang laughed at me, pinched my nose and said, "Look at how heartless you are."

I went to slap his hand, and the two of them hugged each other after quarreling, hugged and kissed each other, and they became hot all over after kissing and kissing, and wanted to do something bad when they were hot.

This guy pulled his collar, picked it up and ran away without saying a word: "Qing'er, let's go to the bridal chamber."

I whispered: "There are still so many guests in the hall, let's ignore it?"

"It doesn't matter, even if the Jade Emperor is sitting in the hall, I don't care, I just want to sleep with you right now."

The man ran with wind under his feet, entered the bridal chamber, opened the door, and the two hugged each other, gnawing and touching.

Tongue smacking tongue, lips wrapped around lips, the familiar taste traveled from the tip of the tongue to the throat and then to the heart along the throat.

Their hearts were so hot that they couldn't bear it, and the two of them tore each other's clothes at each other, as brutal as they were, as rude as they were.

Three times and two tore off all the cloth that was in the way and threw it on the ground, and the two of them rolled onto the bed naked.

I pressed against him and gasped: "Wu Er, are you ready to dedicate yourself to me?"

He hugged me and chewed: "Stinky boy, what do you dare to think about now? You are the one who married, and you are the one who was crushed."

I said: "Bah! Who said today that they want to love me forever and spoil me forever? They have changed their minds after only a short while? I want to suppress you tonight, do you dare?"

He turned over and pressed me down: "Ximen Qing, I will depend on you for everything else, so don't even think about this."

Immediately, his face changed: "Hey, it is true that a man's mouth is reliable, old sows can climb trees! Now you are disobedient? Do you still want to rebel every day in the next few decades?"

Wu Er immediately softened his face: "Qing'er, don't make trouble, you can't argue with me about this matter... Okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, Qing'er must not be angry, otherwise, we will go back together tonight? "

I squinted at him: "One person once? That's what you said."

He nodded: "Well, as I said, one person returns once, but I have to come first."

Think carefully for a second.

"It's okay, anyway, I can't suffer all."

This guy laughed like a mad dog, hugged me in his arms, rubbed and gnawed.

I told him to knead his whole body so soft that only one place was hard, his soul floated in the air and couldn't land, and all that was left was his wavy and coquettish moaning.

I vaguely felt this guy's hands fiddling behind me, and there was a strange smell in the air.

Just as I was about to ask him what he was doing, he suddenly felt that the place was unbearably hot, and screamed: "Erlang, what did you paint on me? I... oh, I'm so sick I... um..."

Wu Er was also frightened: "Qing'er, what's going on, could it be that I bought the wrong thing?"

Only then did he see a small jade box in his hand, which contained purple ointment.I knew what it was at a glance, and I was so angry that I beat him with my hands: "You shameless, how dare you buy this for me?"

He hugged me at a loss: "I was afraid of your pain, so I bought it at a pharmacy specially? Are you uncomfortable? I'll take you there to wash it?"

"Wash you big-headed ghost, Wu Er, bastard, you beast, you gave me this kind of medicine! I want to hate you to death.

Hmm, itchy, uncomfortable, uh, Erlang, you are too bad..."

The guy was stupid: "Qing'er, don't be angry, if you feel uncomfortable, hit me twice, or bite me twice."

I covered my face and rolled on the bed, twisting my body back and forth, like a fish landed on the beach.

His throat was dry, that place was in a hurry, and water was flowing out wetly.

I bit the bed sheet and shouted: "Wu Er, you fool, what the hell are you doing biting you? The medicine is gone, and you are still in a daze? You, you... oh, I'll go, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up!" Come up!"

……

That night, Wu Er, this stinky and shameless person, was completely relieved.

As soon as the properties of the medicine came up, I didn't want any face. It was so embarrassing that I couldn't describe it.All kinds of shaking their heads and tails and changing postures? The loud voices can be heard by several Zhuang'er.

After I hit there, the people in Zhujiazhuang, Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang all looked at me strangely. If it wasn't for my thick skin, I wouldn't be able to stay in this world.

As for those heroes of the rivers and lakes, fortunately, few of them have ever been married, and even fewer have seen others flirt like that. Not only did they not look at me strangely, but they asked me with sympathetic eyes. What did I do wrong?Tell the second master to beat me up and scream like that.

God is sorry to see, my so-called think tank with a heart and a heart was wiped out by that idiot named Wu Er with a box of medicine. He didn't win the sovereignty he wanted, but lost every inch of it.

It was agreed that one person would go once, but who would have thought that this kind of thing would happen once a night.

This guy belongs to Xuan Mai, and it was agreed that he would come first, and he couldn't stop once he came. When he finished that time, the rooster crowed three times outside the window.

I was so tired that I was paralyzed on the bed like a salted fish that had been robbed by the National People's Congress for eight yuan. I couldn't even stand up with a stick. What the hell am I?

So, it was a foregone conclusion that I was suppressed.

In the years to come, I also thought about making a comeback, using that trick to tease him once, so that he will also be hit back, and we will also fight for the right to be a gentleman once again.

The strange result is: the same drug used by two people has different results!

When I took Chinese medicine, it was Sao, but when he took Chinese medicine, it was hard.

I took Chinese medicine, and he stayed overnight.

He has Chinese medicine, and one night is not enough for him.

And: the person below is still me!