Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Lin Chong said: "Looking at it now, in Second Master's heart, everything in the world can't be compared to you alone.

I was afraid that things would become serious, so I quickly persuaded him, and promised to bring you back to marry him.

When I returned to Liangshan early this morning, I happened to see Yizhangqing and Wang Ying having such a big scandal, so I knew it was your trick.

So,? I also feel relieved,? First bring your family, and then call all the brothers who are close to us on Liangshan, and wait for a while to make a decent one for you and Erlang. A wedding will fulfill his concern, and prevent him from making a big fuss and tearing up his face with Brother Song. "

I bit my lip and couldn't speak for a long time, my heart was both sweet and worried.

The sweet thing is, for me, Erlang put aside all the morality he has believed in for half his life, and he can understand Song Jiang.

The worry is,? His temper is still so violent, if it is not for Brother Lin's wit, once things get serious, it will definitely not end well.

"Brother Lin, thank you."

"You don't need to say this thank you, senior official, you should clean yourself up right now, and Erlang will come to pick you up soon."

I pulled the skirt on my body to show him: "Brother Lin,? If I wear this kind of clothes to get married, will I still be a man for the rest of my life?"

Lin Chong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This Huarong can mess around! I asked him to find things for the wedding, but he made these clothes for you..."

While he was talking, he suddenly heard the sound of firecrackers outside the door, but Erlang's wedding party had already reached the door.

Lin Chong said: "Senior official, I'll stop you outside for a while, you hurry up and tidy up."

Lin Chong opened the door and walked out quickly.

Through the window, I saw Erlang wearing a bright red brocade flower on his chest, wearing a fiery red groom's suit, riding on a maroon horse, beaming with joy, he clasped his fists and shouted when he saw Lin Chong: " Brother Lin."

Lin Chong bowed back to him: "Today I am the natal family of the high official. If Erlang wants to take the high official away, he has to answer a few questions for us first."

Erlang smiled and stretched out his hand: "I'm asking for advice."

A group of women from my family came out from the side and stood in front of the wedding reception team. Wu Yueniang said: "Second Master Wu, my first question is very simple, that is what my family's senior officials like to eat most."

Erlang was stunned: "Qing'er... he likes to eat anything delicious, right? Anyway, when I was with me, I never saw him pick his mouth."

Yue Niang sneered: "Wrong answer, my family's senior official is usually the most picky, he won't eat any food that is not delicate, that is to say, being with you, second master, can lead a harmonious life."

Erlang's eyes froze.

Meng Yulou said: "Second Master, I heard our eldest sister tell you that you should remember all the favorite food of our family's officials. From now on, you have to give it to us immediately. Find it."

Erlang clasped his fists together: "Please give advice to my two sisters."

Wu Yueniang said: "Then you have to listen carefully, the first dish most officials like to eat is called roast goose palm.

The goose had just turned six months old, if it was older than that, the paws might not be tender, and if it was younger than this month, it might not have grown.

It is necessary to chop off the two paws of the live goose, wash and blanch until half-cooked, and marinate them with high-quality Huadiao wine and spices for twelve hours.

Take a small urn with a mouth of six inches, mix it with dried sea ginseng, abalone and small flower ginseng, and simmer it for six hours.When burning, silver charcoal must be used.

Silver, charcoal and gold are expensive, and you can only spend three yuan at a time.

Always stay close to people, hold a small round fan and fan it lightly all the way. If you see that there is not enough charcoal, add it quickly, and if you see that the fire is too hot, quickly press it down.

As for the second dish that our high-ranking officials eat, it is also very particular. It is called jade plate pearl dish. It is meatballs made of fresh cuttlefish and served with dried shiitake mushrooms. Hericium erinaceus is simmered. Listen to me tell you in detail..."

Wu Yueniang listed more than a dozen dishes in one breath, and Big Fatty Shunzi and Lao Tao were stunned when they heard this: "Ah, hey, our senior officials are really tricky, aren't they? Da Niangzi reported We have never even heard of the names of these dishes.”

Erlang said: "It doesn't matter, as long as Qing'er wants to eat, I will catch the imperial chef from the palace some other day and teach him to cook for Qing'er as usual."

Meng Yulou said: "Hey, this is what you said, Second Master. We will write it down. If the high officials come back to complain to us that the food is not to our taste, we will pick your gift from Second Master."

Erlang nodded and said, "Success."

"Then comes the second question. Second Master, do you know what our family's senior officials like to drink most on weekdays?"

Erlang frowned again: "Wouldn't it be bars that he likes to drink?"

Li Ping'er said: "Second Master, you really dare to talk. The most annoying thing about my family is drinking. What he likes to drink is tea. After getting up in the morning and washing up, there must be a pot of freshly brewed spring tea waiting .

This kind of tea is called Xinshen tea, ordinary high-ranking officials like Yu Qianchun don't like it, he is willing to drink such good tea as Snow Mountain Hancui.

At noon time, we high-ranking officials have to drink another health-preserving tea.

This tea is even more particular, it has to be Long Tuan Feng Bing, and at worst it has to be Dong Hai Long Tong.Ordinary products such as Tianzhu, Yashan, Lingxi, and Hanao are not used to by our family's officials..."

Hua Rong raised his eyebrows: "Hey, if I remember correctly, the teas you mentioned must be the special tribute tea from the imperial court, right? The emperor doesn't dare to enjoy it like this."

Li Ping'er smiled and said: "General Hua is knowledgeable, these are indeed royal tribute teas. Our family's high officials dare not compare with His Majesty the Emperor, but his title of richest man in this state is not for nothing."

Hua Rong smacked his lips: "Second Master, your new wife is too precious, we can afford it, but I'm afraid we can't afford it either?"

Erlang chuckled: "It's okay, as long as Qing'er likes to drink those dragon and phoenix teas, I go to the emperor's old son to steal them for him, and I have to teach him to drink."

Shi Qian jumped up and down behind him and shouted: "Second Lord? I'll steal it for my brother. I know the way to the palace! Brother Qing, I'll steal whatever he wants to drink."

Wu Yueniang slapped her hands: "Yes, with what the second master said, we can rest assured that the officials eat and drink on weekdays.

But then again, you got the first two questions wrong.

You must answer the last question correctly.This last question is... Cough? Jiaoer, tell me. "

Li Jiaoer covered her mouth and laughed tremblingly: "The last question is to ask you, second master, which side of the bed does my senior official like to sleep at night?"

Erlang raised his eyebrows, and immediately said: "I know this, Qing'er loves to sleep outside the bed on weekdays."

Several women shook him with handkerchiefs: "Bah! Wrong again!"

Erlang was stunned: "This can't be wrong, right? Qing'er sleeps outside the bed every night."

Wu Yueniang said: "Actually, what our senior official hates most is sleeping outside the bed. He loves sleeping inside the bed the most."

Li Jiaoer said: "My family's senior officials said that if you sleep outside the bed, when you turn over the quilt, the wind will come in, and if the people inside want to get up all night, they have to sleep on him.

There is a slight movement outside the door, which must make the person lying outside the bed move.So sleeping in the bed is the most comfortable, warm and stable, and you don't have to go down to the ground all the time.So this question, Er Ye, you are wrong again. "

A few old ladies blocked the door chattering, just not allowing Erlang to come in to greet his relatives.

Seeing Erlang's embarrassed and bewildered look, I wanted to laugh, and raised my hand to turn on the system: "Hey, don't sleep, take out the wedding dress I kept here before, I want to wear it now."

There was a "beep" in my mind: "Master, the auspicious clothes are here, and here they are for you."

After I washed my face, I changed clothes on my body.

This dress was made by someone I taught when I was in Cangzhou. The top-quality Beijing silk was used, and 13 of the best embroidery masters were hired to drive it out for me overnight.

It has been kept in the system before, just waiting for a surprise to Erlang one day, and it just happened to be used today.

Take off the weird skirt on your body, wash your face and comb your hair in front of the mirror, and dress up.

Just then the system hesitated and said again: "Senior officer, I have something to tell you, I'm sorry for something I did..."

I said: "You have done more than one thing to be sorry to me, so just speak up if you have anything to say."

"I didn't pay attention, and a traverser got mixed into the teaching system..."

I was so shocked that my hands loosened and my long hair fell down: "What did you say? You mean that I am not the only person here who came here through time travel?"

The system stammered and said: "I just found out, I don't know how this guy slipped in through the firewall. I know there is such a person, but I can't find out who he is. I just feel that this person's aura is very strong. It's a character. Senior official, you have to be careful, if he's a friend, it's easy to say, if he's an enemy, you'll be in big trouble..."

I was stunned, and before I had time to ask again, I suddenly heard Erlang's voice from outside the door: "Qing'er, Erlang is useless, I asked you to marry me today but was stumped by my elder sister.

She is right, I keep saying I love you, but I never understand you.

You used to live such a fine life, following me, you have suffered a lot and suffered enough grievances, but you have never complained in front of me.Qing'er, I have to thank you today, thank you for taking care of me. "

Feeling hot, I quickly opened the door.

But seeing Erlang against the light, kneeling upright at the door.

Dressed in a red robe, wearing a red brocade and jade crown, the golden hairpin tied her black hair inside, looking up at me with earnest eyes.

I was shocked: "Erlang, you are..."

He said: "Qing'er, you used to say that you like to sleep outside the bed because it is convenient to get up, but now I know that you want to give me the best place.

Ever since the two of us met, you have thought of me in everything.I, Wu Er bastard, can't see through your intentions, even if I do, I don't dare to admit it easily.

Now I fully understand how you treat me.Please remember this heart of mine!

I, Wu Song, swear to God that I will only love Ximen Qing for the rest of my life and forever.

Ximen Qing is my Wu Er's heart, my Wu Er's life, the rest of my life, my next life, my next and next life... I will only treat you well, but if there is a relationship, be like this! "

While Erlang was talking, he took out a flower arrow from his waist and broke it on the spot.

Eye sockets suddenly wet, I stepped forward and pulled him: "Erlang, get up quickly."

He knelt still: "Qing'er, I, Wu Er, have been stubborn all my life. Except for Tiandi's parents, I have never kneeled before. Only for you, I, Wu Er, kneel! Ximen Qing, marry me!"

"Erro..."

I held his hand tightly, but couldn't say anything else.

As an old man, I never thought that one day my beloved man would propose in public.

Still such a straight, so naive, such a silly old man who never knows what romance is.

Erlang looked up at me, his eyes burning like fire.

He asked me word by word: "Ximen Qing, Qing'er, senior official, now I, Wu Er, beg you to marry me, and we will grow old together forever, are you willing?"

There was silence all around, and everyone was staring at my mouth, quietly waiting for my answer.