Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Song Jiang gave up Chao Gai to the superior position, sat shoulder to shoulder with him, raised his hand and said, "You can salute."

The master of ceremonies shouted loudly: "The bride and groom worship the heavens and the earth!"

Yizhang Qing knelt down with the support of his mother-in-law while wearing the hijab. I was still in a daze. Li Kui came out from behind and pressed my shoulder: "Ximenqing, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and pray Ah." Without further ado,? Kowtowed a few times after holding me down on my knees.

The master of ceremonies shouted again: "Licheng,? The bride and groom are sent to the bridal chamber."

Before regaining consciousness, amidst the beast-like roars of Li Kui and all the heroes, Yizhangqing and I were pushed into the bridal chamber, and then with a "click", the door was locked from the outside.

Everyone is having a banquet outside and drinking a lot of wine, making a lot of noise and joy.

I sighed and looked back at the woman sitting on the bed.

Yizhangqing is wearing a well-tailored wedding dress today, which makes her figure extraordinarily slim.

I tentatively called out: "Miss?"

She ignored me.

I picked up the scale beam on the table and picked off the hijab.

Under the red candle,? Her face is indeed as beautiful as peaches and plums, but her eyes are calm and calm, just like the water of an ancient well for thousands of years.

I sat down beside her, and patted her hand together.

I said: "Hu Sanniang, I know you are not happy, if you were not forced, who would want to marry me, a bastard?

But having said that, Brother Song is also kind,? He thinks my temper is too naughty, and other women can't control me, so I want you, a righteous sister, to take good care of me.

From now on, you and I will be husband and wife. Close the door, you can beat and scold me, but in front of others, you have to save me more face. No matter what I say, I am still a man. "

Her complexion is still like a bowl of cold water, even the hand I hold is cold, how can this virtue look like a marriage?Obviously, it is more breathless than dead people.

So I said cheekily again: "Today is our wedding night, you must understand what we are going to do later, right? Then let's not waste our time, let's start now."

I leaned over to kiss her lips, but her body trembled suddenly, and there was a trace of humanity in her eyes.

I said: "Don't be embarrassed, we have to do other things in a while, you are in this state, how can I do it? If you can't fix it, tomorrow Mrs. Gu's eighth wife will make the whole Liangshan say I can't do it, How embarrassing me then!"

I raised my hand to unbutton her clothes, but Yizhangqing couldn't bear it anymore, and with a "huo" sound, he pulled out a dagger from under his sleeve, and stabbed me in the chest.

I didn't guard against it, and she stabbed me in the arm, hugging my shoulders and jumping around the room.

I said, "Yizhangqing, are you too cruel? You want to murder your husband on your wedding day?"

Yizhangqing opened his mouth like a zombie: "You bastard, if you want to survive, don't jump so hard, there is poison on that knife."

He lowered his head and glanced, and sure enough, the blood that flowed out was not right.

I slumped to the ground and asked her, "Yizhangqing, do you hate me so much?"

Yizhangqing took off the phoenix crown on his head, threw it on the ground fiercely, pointed at me and said sharply: "Ximen Qing, do you really think I will marry you, a bastard? Make it your dream! If it weren't for you, How did I end up in such a situation? I wish brother Biao a tragic death! All of my family of more than 100 people were beheaded! All of this is because of you!"

I looked at her with a wry smile: "I said, can you be reasonable, bitch? Was it me who killed your family? It was Li Kui!

Li Kui is manic and wants to kill anyone he sees. Song Jiang obviously doesn't care if he sees him chasing and killing your brother. "

She interrupted me: "It's also because of you! If you weren't being contemptuous of me, where did this fierce battle come from? How could all three Zhuangzi suffer from exhaustion?"

This woman's unique brain circuit is really unclear to her.

I leaned against the wall and gasped: "Yi Zhangqing, I know you hate me, but you can kill me in a hundred ways, why do you have to listen to Song Jiang, marry me first and then kill me? Once you die, you will become a widow, your reputation will be bad, and the market will be even worse, and no one will dare to marry you again."

Yizhangqing smiled bitterly on his back, and said with tears: "I have nothing now, what do I need this reputation for?

Ximenqing, don't be hypocritical with me, tell you the truth, this is Song Jiang and I's plan, he wants me to marry you, and kill you with a knife on the wedding night when you are not prepared.

If someone asks me about it in the future, I will say that you did all kinds of frivolous things to me on your wedding night, and that's why I did it to you.

In this way, not only your wives will feel sorry for you, but even the Second Master Wu who you love with all your heart will completely hate you. In this way, he will not think about avenging you.

And I, by virtue of killing you, can gain a foothold in Liangshan and become a veritable female general. "

"Damn, Yizhangqing, so you won't report all the vengeance of your parents and family? Are you going to partner with someone like Song Jiang to become a bandit soon?"

Yi Zhangqing's face was full of concern.

She said: "What's the use of avenging me? Zhu Biao couldn't survive, and my parents and family couldn't survive either.

Why don't I just fall into the grass in Liangshan, and in the future I will become famous in the Jianghu, teach the world to know my famous name as Qinghu Sanniang, and comfort my parents' spirits in heaven. "

I'm a heavenly grandma, what kind of brain circuit is this?Yizhangqing, are you really a woman?

"Ximen Qing, you should understand now. You can't beat Chief Song, and you will die sooner or later if you stay in Liangshan. I'll give you a good time now, pervert, you can die right away!"

Yizhangqing looked down at me, his eyes were full of viciousness, he suddenly lifted his skirt, pulled out a long knife from under his trousers, and slashed at me.

As soon as I dodged my head, I jumped up from the ground and ran all over the room.

"I said Yizhangqing, do you still look like a fucking woman? On the wedding night, you hid a dagger in your arms, and a big knife in your trousers? Which bitch would do this to you?"

"The obscene thief, you're still glib when you're dying!"

The two chased each other in the small new house, knocking over countless furniture and smashing several objects.

The people outside the door were only eating, drinking, chatting and laughing, they were oblivious to what happened in the house, or they clearly heard it, and they pretended not to hear it according to Leader Song's order.

Yizhangqing chased me around several times, heaved a few breaths of exhaustion, and suddenly asked: "No, why can you run so fast after being poisoned?"

I panted and looked at her: "Yeah, do you think it's strange? I was stabbed in my arm by you, and I was poisoned. How can I still be alive and kicking? Good skill, how can you be so tired after chasing and hacking me twice?"

Yi Zhangqing paused, pointed at me and cursed: "You..." With a sway, he fell to the ground.

I took out the pork caught under my armpit and put it on the table.

The poisoned dagger was sticking firmly to it.

He smiled at her: "Yizhangqing, Hu Sanniang, female general, what do you want me to say about you?

I used to eat itching powder and eat it at my place, why don’t I still have a long memory?Who is not good to provoke?You want to provoke me, Ximen Qing.

This is great, you have experienced the unique and secret ecstasy incense made by Ximen's family, the taste is not bad, right? "

Yizhangqing was sweating coldly on his forehead: "Shou Meng, your room has been searched several times by Mrs. Gu, and all the medicines have been confiscated. Where can you hide the ecstasy incense?"

I pouted at the pair of candles: "What do you think?"

Yizhangqing suddenly realized, and annoyed: "You bastard, you actually thought of hiding incense in the candle?"

"Tsk, how do you talk? Do you think your husband and I look like a prostitute? Which prostitute can look as handsome as me?"

"But the two of us are in the same room, why are you okay?"

I laughed so hard that my shoulders shook: "Haha, you dare to fight Ximen Qing with me just with this brain?

Because I took the antidote in advance.By the way, not only am I fine, but there is another person in this room who is also fine. "

He turned around and kicked the bed legs a few times: "Wang Ying, have you heard enough of the fun? Come out."

Wang Ying crawled out from under the bed, cupped her hands and said to me, "Brother Ximen? That's amazing. You really expected everything."

I said: "According to the script we two had decided before, I have already finished the part that should be played by me. Now I will leave this bitch to you, and you can decide what to do with it."

Wang Ying's eyes lit up: "Brother Ximen gave me such a big gift, I, Wang Ying, am really grateful! If you have anything to do some other day, just say it, I, Wang Ying, will definitely die!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Wang Ying threw herself on Yizhangqing and took off her clothes.

Yizhangqing struggled desperately, shouting for help outside the door, just like before, no matter how loud the commotion inside the house was, no one came to take a look.

Wang Ying had already pushed Yizhangqing to the ground and stripped more than half of his clothes, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, take it easy, she is a woman after all..."

Wang Ying couldn't care less to listen to what I said, she pressed Yizhangqing to the ground and gnawed back and forth, and said vaguely: "Brother Ximen, you are just too soft-hearted, and forgot how this little girl chopped you with a big knife just now!" is it?

I still remember how this little girl tied me up in Zhujiazhuang and beat and scolded me.Heh, Yizhangqing, if it falls into my hands today, you will know how powerful it is..."

I shook my head, turned around and went to sleep in another room.

The voice next door became more and more unsuitable for children. I picked up the jug on the table and poured a few glasses into the corner of my mouth.

Song Jiang, since you want to challenge me with all your heart, don't blame me for being rude to you. Letting you beat this shrew is only the first step. In the future, let's walk slowly...

The next morning, just after dawn, I heard a scream from the bridal chamber next door.

Yizhangqing shouted: "You bastard, how dare you insult my reputation!" He chased Wang Ying with a knife and fought out.

Wang Ying jumped out of the house shirtless and shouted loudly: "You shrew was still in love with me last night, why are you so crazy now!"

The people in the yard drank too much last night, and they all didn't leave. When they opened their eyes, they were shocked by the situation in front of them.

It was as if Yizhangqing was chasing from the front yard to the back yard with a steel knife, and from the back yard to the front yard, and when he caught up with Wang Ying, he was about to chop across with the knife.

Wang Ying shrank her head so that she didn't get chopped off, and jumped up behind Li Kui and shouted loudly: "Brother Hei, save me, this bitch is going to kill me!"

Yi Zhangqing slashed at the two of them with a knife.

Li Kui took a few steps back and said with blurred eyes: "Isn't this Ximen Qing's wife? Why did she kill you?"

Wang Ying said: "No, no, I had intercourse with her last night, she is my wife now, you see, I have brought this Xipa and Luohong with me!"

All the people in the yard watched Wang Ying's thing shake out, and they all let out a "huh" in disgust.