Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

As a show of sympathy, Song Jiang specially recognized Yizhang Qinghu Sanniang as his righteous sister. As long as I marry her, I will become relatives with Brother Song in the future.A family? It's easy to talk about anything.

Early in the morning, my little house was crowded with people everywhere, Mrs. Gu brought a group of family members and servants to decorate my new house.His man, Sun Xin, took a few brothers to paint my house outside, and tied red silk to the beams of the upper house to lay the red carpet.

People in the whole house are running back and forth in my house with great interest.

I stared blankly at the things at home, chasing and telling them to be careful not to touch them, let alone put them where I can't find them.

Mrs. Gu, that fat old woman, was very nimble. She packed all Erlang's things together, put them in the cage, carried them out, and sent them out.

I wanted to go up and grab it, but was pulled by this woman and forced to press on the chair.

She said: "Your official, I didn't mean you. You will get married tomorrow, and the bride will come in soon. There are still things belonging to Mr. Wu at home. This is not appropriate, and he will not be able to Come back to live again,? Why do you still keep these kohlrabi? Why don’t you just ask someone to send them to him.”

Without waiting for me to stop her, the old lady waved her hand and taught the boy to send the things to the barracks.

My heart ached so much that I stretched my neck to reason with her, but this old woman possessed all the characteristics of menopausal women.

Loud, full of momentum, blind self-confidence, and unreasonable posture is comparable to the old ladies who occupy seats on the bus, and is as hot and persistent as the mature women dancing square dances.

With the women under his hands tearing, pulling, yelling and pulling, they finally gave away my box of things.

I really couldn't get enough of this girl, so I slumped on the bed and stared straight at the roof.

I stroked a little white rabbit and a little black rabbit embroidered under my body with my fingertips. I begged Yueniang to teach her to embroider for me for a long time.

At night I lay in Erlang's arms and told him the story of two rabbits. I said that the white rabbit liked the black rabbit, but the black rabbit didn't know, so the white rabbit pursued the black rabbit over mountains and mountains, and then the two of them were together.

Erlang hugged me in his arms and laughed straight away. He said how immature I was to make up such a funny story. After laughing, he bowed his head and kissed me again, saying that he loved me to death. rabbit.

The smell of Erlang still lingers on the bed, and I am reluctant to wash his pajamas. He is not at home these days, and sleeps with his clothes in his arms every night. Only by breathing the familiar smell of him can he feel at ease.

There was a sudden tightness under my body, but it was Mrs. Gu who was pulling my bed sheet hard.

I said, "Sister-in-law, what are you doing? Don't spoil me."

Mrs. Gu smiled like a pig's butt: "Brother, are you talking stupid again, where can I use the old bedding on the bed on the wedding night? My sister-in-law made a new set for you, and there are mandarin ducks embroidered on it. By the way, there is this mile..."

The fat old woman took out a white handkerchief from her bosom as if offering a treasure, and said mysteriously: "This one, put it under the bride's body that night, it will turn red when you see it, and add joy."

I looked at her beaming face and smiled bitterly, put my hand on her shoulder, and said with a playful smile: "Sister-in-law, how do you use this thing? Can you teach me?"

That pig's butt turned red with a thud: "Go, go, come and ask me this, why are you so dishonest?"

I hugged her old thick waist: "Sister-in-law, how can I not be serious? I really don't understand, look at your brother, I have grown up for 30 years, and I don't understand many things, otherwise sister-in-law you Teach me now, you teach me, oh, don't make money, oh, what are you pushing me for, good sister-in-law, don't be too polite, use all the means in your room, teach me as much as you can, hurry up!"

Holding her and pressing her on the bed, Aunt Gu shouted in fright: "Master, come and save me, Ximen Qing is playing shameless again!"

This movement was like killing a pig. I endured the pain in my ear, but I just hugged her tightly and kept pushing my head against her body.

Her husband Sun Xin heard the voice outside, rushed in and pulled the old woman out of my arms, cursing: "Ximen Qing, how dare you belittle my wife?"

I said: "Brother Sun Xin, how can you be so frivolous? Your wife thinks that I know too little, so she came to teach me. Look at this room, everything is arranged according to her wishes. What kind of things are there?" Where to put it and what things should be sent away are all up to her, and I can't make the decision myself.

Since you love making decisions so much, why not come over on the wedding night, Mrs. Gu, and watch me and the bride bridal chamber by the side, and guide and guide me well, lest I can't do it! "

"You!" Sun Xin was so angry that he turned around and walked out to protect his mother-in-law: "Silly woman, you are the only one who likes to worry. How many women did Ximen Qing have before? He has been the groom's official five or six times, and he still needs you." Come to teach? Pointing and pointing, no wonder it annoys people."

Mrs. Gu was not convinced: "Didn't he marry a folk woman before? Can he compare with Yizhangqing? She is a general's tiger daughter. I don't want to say a few words, can he control her? Besides, Ximen Qing is getting married soon, and there are still Wu Erye's things at home, isn't that inappropriate? Is it wrong for me to clean up for him?"

Sun Xin said: "Stupid old lady, how can you touch other people's things? You are so stupid..."

"Boss Song asked me to come here, and specifically told me to take away all the things of Master Wu. By the way, I also took away all the knives and irons in the house. I did as Brother Song said, and there is more. wrong?"

"Don't say a few words, go home quickly!"

I finally got rid of Mrs. Gu and the couple. I breathed a sigh of relief. I was about to lay down on the bed and squint for a while, but when the courtyard door rang, a group of people walked in, shouting loudly, "Brother Ximen!" , we are coming to see you!"

But I saw Wang Ying, Huang Xin, Bai Sheng and the others rushing in together. They hugged me and said congratulations repeatedly.

I looked at them and smiled dryly: "Congratulations, what? You two showed my wife's ass together, and now you want to say congratulations?"

Wang Ying and Huang Xin's expressions froze, and they both laughed again when they turned around.

Wang Yingdao: "When we watched it, didn't we not know that she would be your wife? If we knew it earlier, why would we watch it?"

Yellow channel: "Yes, if we know that she will become your wife, we won't even look at the money, who doesn't know that a friend's wife can't be bullied? We are brothers, there is nothing to say about our friendship!"

Bai Sheng came over and grabbed my shoulders, and whispered: "Brother Ximen, I heard that Brother Song just recognized that Yizhangqing as his younger sister. You two are married, and we will be part of the same family with Brother Song." In the future, it will not be decent enough to be in Liangshan, but remember to take care of our brothers..."

Wang Ying stroked her chin and smacked her lips: "I said, Ximen Qing, you are a beautiful person. Although you are very young, you are also a very beautiful woman. Today, I changed into ordinary clothes and came out to have a look. Then Call it a pretty one! Oh, let me tell you, you really hugged me this time."

I said, "I hugged her? How about I give her to you? Do you want her?"

Wang Ying was taken aback, and quickly waved her hands to say no.

Huang Xin and Bai Sheng laughed so hard: "Brother Wang, Brother Ximen, this bride is praised by others, but you can't, so why don't you talk about it yourself?"

Wang Ying picked up the teacup and took a long sip: "It's ok, I said something wrong, don't blame Brother Ximen, I'll punish myself with a cup."

Bai Sheng snatched his cup: "Where is it okay to drink tea as self-punishment? You have to drink! I said, little ones, bring the wine and food, and let's have a few more drinks with Brother Ximen! After getting married, he will also Someone will take care of it, and it will not be so easy if you want to drink more."

In a blink of an eye, a room full of smelly old men squeezed in, eating and drinking around my Eight Immortals table and yelling.

I was suffocated by the smell of alcohol in the room, and wanted to go out for a walk, but a few soldiers stopped me at the door: "Master Song, Chief Song said that you are not allowed to go out for a few days."

I said, "What do you mean? I want to get married, not go to jail. How can you watch me so closely?"

Those people said: "Leader Song said that it is inauspicious for the bride and groom to meet each other a few days before the wedding. I am afraid that you will run into trouble with Yi Zhangqing when you go out."

Okay, I turned back and continued to watch Bai Sheng, Wang Ying and Huang Xin, who drank and spanked, making my room full of smog.

That night, those bastards harassed me in my room until midnight, and they refused to leave until they got drunk.

Huang Xin supported Bai Sheng, and the two of them vomited as they walked, making my yard so messy that I couldn't see anything.

This is the love nest of Erlang and I. In the past, I cleaned it with my own hands every day. I even took care of the flowers and plants in front of the door with my own hands. This is a trouble for me.

I have every reason to believe that Song Jiang just wants to completely destroy the original life of Erlang and I, and break our last illusion about love.

I took out the buckets of sanitary ware and cleaned up everything in the house again. It was almost dawn, and I just lay down on the bed and squinted for a while, when I heard the gongs and drums outside the door declaring that the bride's sedan chair had arrived.

Mrs. Gu rushed in with a happy lady and greeted her loudly: "Groom officer, don't sleep, get up and pick up the bride, yo, why haven't you changed your clothes yet?"

She rushed over and wanted to change it for me, remembering that yesterday when I hugged her to play hooligans, I instructed a few women: "You guys, hurry up and dress up the groom, and teach him to change his clothes." Hurry up and go out to pick up the bride."

Without saying a word, the women stepped forward and took off my outer clothes and put on a wedding dress.

After tidying up Xifu and Xiguan, I walked out the door with two panda eyes in a daze, and Yizhangqing's sedan chair just arrived in front of the door.

Mrs. Xi pulled me to the front of the sedan chair. I yawned and kicked the door of the sedan chair. Mrs. Xi lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, carried a piece of green on her back, pulled the red silk end and handed it over. I said in my hand, "Officer groom, lead the bride in."

I led them into the house like a donkey.

Song Jiang and Chao Gai walked in together holding hands, followed by a group of heroes.