Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

When I turned around, I saw Lin Chong and Dai Zong blushing. It was obvious that I thought my words were disrespectful. The young people behind me were also full of embarrassment.

But what I said obviously angered Yizhangqing, who cursed: "The prostitute, take your life." With both swords straightened, he chopped off his head.

I dodged and dodged it, and threw it at her with a bag of things in my hand.

That girl chased me and hacked a few times, suddenly she shrugged her shoulders and rubbed back and forth: "You...what did you throw at me?"

"Itching powder! It just came out of the field,? It's fresh, how about it? Doesn't it taste good? Haha!"

"You bastard, you're so mean!"

Hu Sanniang was so angry that she clenched her teeth and rushed over to slash me, enduring the itching all over her body. But her body was itchy like that, her skill must be damaged. I fought her for two rounds with the knife, and she was itchy all over her body. Uncomfortable, he untied the iron chain armor,? Reached out to scratch.

I clapped my hands and laughed loudly: "Hey, you take off your clothes when you see brother? Do you love me to death?"

"You?" Hu Sanniang frowned in anger, dropped both knives, and yelled: "Go!" After grabbing the red circle, he came to trap me again.

When she opened her mouth, I also said, "Here!" and popped a pill into her mouth.

This bitch was only interested in throwing the condom at me, and swallowed the pill as soon as she stretched her neck. The condom was not fastened and landed on my waist. I rushed over and hugged her and rolled to the ground. They started tearing and fighting.

Hu Sanniang scolded me with staring eyes: "You bastard, what did you eat for me just now?"

I hugged her and pressed her hard to the ground: "It's nothing, just a little aphrodisiac."

Hu Sanniang blushed with anger: "Shameless!" She beat me with all her might.

I hugged her tightly and didn't let go, and the two of us rolled on the spot a few times. All the chain mail on her body fell off, and her whole body was soaked in cold sweat.

Her brother Hu Cheng was so anxious that he shouted from the tower: "Sanniang, let go! What are you doing holding this prostitute?"

Dai Zong was so anxious that he also shouted loudly: "Your official, you must not let go! This woman is very powerful, if you let go, you will definitely lose."

Hu Sanniang struggled desperately: "Well~ let me go."

I hugged Hu Sanniang and rolled on the spot: "Ah~ I just won't let you go!"

She kicked my pants as soon as she lifted her foot, and I gasped and said, "Ah, little girl, please be gentle." I grabbed her ankle with my backhand, and she screamed, "Oh...the pervert, you Let go of my feet!"

"I hate it, people just don't let go."

"Damn thief! You are shameless!"

"What do I want my face for? You go for me!"

Regardless of her desperate struggle, I hugged her and rolled into my own camp. The girl's shoes were rolled off, revealing a pair of snow-white feet.

The minions in our camp shouted together: "Come on, you officials, you are mighty, you are coming soon!"

Hu Sanniang saw that something was wrong, so she forcibly struggled to roll back, and even took me back.

Hu Cheng shouted loudly: "Sanniang is coming soon, that kid will come in soon, Sanniang, work harder, let this kid in..."

The soldiers under him also shouted together: "Third Lady is coming soon, Third Lady, come on, this kid is coming in!"

I hugged Hu Sanniang and rolled back desperately: "If you don't go in, you won't go in, Hu Sanniang, no matter how hard you try, I won't get in you!"

The minions of our camp followed me and shouted: "Come on, senior officials, hold on, senior officials, you can't get in!"

Damn, a big man, they say I can't get in?Why does it sound so awkward?

Lin Chong and Dai Zong covered their faces and couldn't look at it anymore!

In a blink of an eye, Hu Sanniang and I were rolling all over our bodies with sweat, our hair and clothes were all wet, and the medicine on this woman's body became active, making me gasp, and in desperation, I grabbed the knife again. Holding her wrist behind her back, the girl forced out a hand, slapped me on the face with a big slap, and I squeezed her hand holding the knife tightly on her Behind him, he could only slap his old face.

This girl's hand must have been opened in the chili pile, left and right, and it hurts to hit her face.

The minions in her camp were shouting in unison again: "Papapa, ha, hey, beat this prostitute, third lady, come on!"

The minions in our camp followed their rhythm and shouted together: "Yo, yo, ah, ah, what a ruthless woman, high officials, hold on!"

My face was about to be disfigured by this girl, Lin Chong shouted anxiously: "Master, do you want me to go up and help you?"

I replied to him in a hurry: "No, it's just a bitch, I can handle it by myself!"

Dai Zongdao: "Senior officials, the military situation is urgent, you should play less... No, you should fight less for a while, and the battle will be settled quickly!"

His words reminded me, he opened his mouth wide and bit Hu Sanniang on the shoulder.

Hu Sanniang twisted her body to hide, but I bit the side, only to feel a soft lump between my teeth, at the same time, Hu Sanniang let out a coquettish cry that couldn't be more forbidden: "Ah... you, you... obscene Thief! Hmm..."

The scene suddenly became quiet, and Hu Cheng yelled: "You bastard, you insulted my sister before the battle, I will fight with you!" Ignoring the obstructions from the left and right, he opened the city gate with two knives and rushed over.

Lin Chong and the others were not vegetarians, so they killed them with their weapons in hand.

The two groups of people fought into a group in a blink of an eye, Bai Sheng and the others ran over, grabbed Hu Sanniang and separated the two of us.

Hu Sanniang's face was full of tears, she stretched her neck and was about to bump into Bai Sheng's knife, but Bai Sheng led several people to hold her down and tie her tightly.

Bai Sheng helped me up with his own hands, and asked, "Master, are you alright?"

I said, "I'm fine... Tsk, I said Bai Sheng, what are you laughing at? Why do you have such a wretched expression?"

Bai Sheng laughed even happier: "I'm so good at laughing at high officials, you just bit off that bitch's milk with one bite!"

Nani?Turning my head to meet Hu Sanniang's cannibalistic face, I quickly explained: "No, I really didn't mean it!"

Hu Sanniang cried like hell: "Ximenqing, you bastard, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost, I will cut you into pieces, eat your flesh, and sleep on your skin!"

I really didn't have the face to look at her, so I rushed into the camp with my knife in hand. I had to take Hu Xiazhuang quickly, and then take Hu Sanniang to Zhujiazhuang to rescue Shiqian.

It is said that Hu Sanniang is the most capable fighter in their city. Hu Cheng's kung fu is far inferior to her, and Lin Chong captured him in three or two rounds, and the rest were captured by Dai Zongbaisheng and us together. .

Lin Chong arrested Hu Cheng and forced him to open the city gate.

Hu Sanniang was still swearing at me in the prison car, she couldn't take it anymore, so I asked someone to gag her.

The gates of the city were wide open, and the Hu family, young and old, came to accept the surrender with all the people from the village. Hu Sanniang's father knelt on the ground and prostrated: "Please don't hurt my sons and daughters, Liangshan heroes. I accept the surrender on the spot." Can't get up.

I couldn't see this, so I turned my face away and said: "Get up, open the gate of the villa, and you guys will lead the way, so we can go in."

The whole family walked in front with the old and the young. They didn't walk in a straight line. They walked around the roadside path to the village. Dai Zong threw a few stones on the road, and the road immediately collapsed, revealing the trap below, and there were many iron thorns. .

Lin Chong said angrily: "This Zhuangzi is really dangerous, there are forks everywhere, and there are traps everywhere. If there is no someone to guide the way, we will suffer a lot even if we enter the city."

Dai Zongdao: "My brother is very true. If Hu's Village is like this, I'm afraid that Zhu's Village is even more dangerous. I don't know what happened to Brother Song Jiang and the others."

While speaking, a group of people entered the Hu's manor.

The whole Hu family knelt on the ground to make amends, begging us to let Hu Sanniang and Hu Cheng go.

Lin Chong frowned: "Your son and daughter are rude, why should we let them go?"

Father Hu said: "The two heroes who were captured by my daughter before, we have been taking good care of them all the time, have we not been wronged? I implore the heroes to let my son and my daughter go. From now on, I, Hu Family Manor, will take the initiative to surrender to Liangshan , don’t dare to make trouble again!”

I said, "General Lin is right, we will not release your son or daughter.

As for the two heroes of our family, you don’t have to rush to let go, continue to entertain us with good wine and meat, and come back to pick them up after we finish fighting Zhujiazhuang. Be careful of your dogs one by one! "

The old man was shaking with fright, and retreated wiping away his tears.

Dai Zongdao: "Now Hujiazhuang has been paid, let's go to Zhujiazhuang to meet it."

Lin Chong said: "Yes, now we are taking Hu Cheng and Hu Sanniang as hostages, we are not afraid that he will not open the gate of Zhujiazhuang."

I looked at Hu Cheng, and the pair of gray-haired old men, and suddenly I couldn't bear it. There is a demon king imprisoned in Zhujiazhuang. As long as he comes out, the whole Hu family will die.

I put Hu Cheng in my hand: "If you want to earn money from the people of Zhujiazhuang to open the door, it is enough to bring that little girl alone. This Hu Cheng will stay and take care of our food, grass and weapons. If you lose a grain of rice, you will be killed immediately." His life!"

Lin Chong said, "That's fine, then it's up to you!"

I slipped Hu Chengti to the house, handed it to the master and old lady of the Hu family, and raised my hand to help him cut the rope.

Hu Cheng rushed forward and wanted to pinch me: "You bastard, quickly return my sister!"

I pointed at the door: "Don't move around, believe it or not, your sister will die immediately when I say hello? Now you hand over the keys of the grain depot and armory, while we are about to rectify the chaos. Hou, take your parents and your whole family and run away!"

Hu Cheng was stunned, not understanding what I wanted to do.The old couple had rushed to hand over the key to me, and begged me to let Hu Sanniang go.

I shook my head and sighed: "I really dare not let her go, you guys go, it's really dangerous to be late!"

As soon as he stepped out of Hu's Village, he saw a group of men and horses coming to kill him. A big man who was facing him was Li Ying, the owner of Li's Village.