Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Hua Rong stood up and said, "Two brothers, follow me,? Now is not the time to discuss how to deal with Brother Ximen, but to prepare for the Zhujiazhuang battle!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately responded.

Lin Chong and Dai Zong took a step forward and said, "That's right, the two leaders. Now they have issued a letter of challenge to us from Zhujiazhuang. If I don't wait to fight, I kill my own brother instead. Wouldn't it be ridiculed by the Jianghu people?" Why don't we just straighten out our army, enter his Zhujiazhuang, and rescue those brothers? Let's ask them how much they insulted me today."

Li Kui touched the two axes and said, "You two brothers, hurry up and order,? I haven't seen blood from these two axes for a long time, and I am very thirsty."

Other heroes are also eager to fight.

Chao Gai and Song Jiang discussed with each other a few words, and finally Song Jiang said: "In this case, then follow what the brothers said, Ximenqing, I will send you this head first, and I will send you my head this time. Jiazhuang,? If you take the lead, if you have meritorious service, you will be able to offset your fault today. If you have no merit, then you will be executed immediately!"

Playing so hard?Before I had time to speak, Lin Chong had already answered for me: "Yes,? But listen to the instructions of the two leaders!"

Lin Chong turned around and dragged me out of Juyi Court with Dai Zong.

Lin Chong said: "Brother Ximen, are you really ignorant or are you doing it on purpose? Based on your intelligence, shouldn't you just say that you are going to attack Zhujiazhuang? You are talking about chickens and ducks."

I made a bitter face: "I don't want to make things worse? If there is a war, people will definitely die!"

Dai Zong dragged me and ran home: "This is the way of the world, either you die or he dies, don't worry, Brother Lin and I will go with you this time, and we will definitely protect you."

Before they could speak, the three of them entered the house together. Dai Zong didn't care about being shy, and said directly to Yue Niang: "The eldest lady is troubled, so I brought the armor and weapons of the high official, and cooked the meals. We will protect him now to go out."

Yueniang was so panicked that her eyes were red: "We have already heard about the matter just now. It is said that some woman raped my family's senior officials and belittled her. Isn't this a rumor? Could it be that the leader of Liangshan really listens to her?" ?”

I said: "Yue Niang, this is not the time to fight over who is right and who is wrong. If Brother Dai and Brother Lin hadn't protected you just now, your brother and my head would have fallen to the ground. Don't say anything now." , let’s cook! We’re full to fight.”

Yueniang gave a blessing, and quickly greeted the women to cook.Brother Lin went home after dinner to say goodbye to Mrs. Lin, Dai Zong protected me and walked out the door.

Yueniang suddenly called out: "Brother Dai!"

Dai Zong turned around in astonishment: "Miss, are you calling me?"

Yueniang's eyes were full of tears: "My elder brother is on the battlefield for the first time in his life. You must take care of him for his hard work. The little girl and the whole family will thank you together."

As soon as she finished speaking, it was a great gift to kneel on the ground, and all the women in our family also knelt on the ground behind her.

Dai Zong was panicked, he stretched out his hand but didn't dare to help him, he said repeatedly: "Don't make such a big gift, my lady, I have such friendship with a high official, even if you don't speak, I will definitely give up my life to protect him."

I was wrapped up like a bastard in a suit of armor, and I climbed on the horseback with difficulty and said: "Okay, Yue Niang, don't worry, your brother and I will die. But you have to remember, if I When you come back safely, you owe Brother Dai a favor, and you have to pay it back."

Yue Niang was obviously crying, but when she heard this, she stared at me angrily, opened her mouth to scold, but she swallowed it back, and said, "Young officials, you...be careful."

I got on the horse with Dai Zong, and Lin Chong over there also packed up, and the few of us joined forces, led by Song Jiang, and headed down the mountain.

Hua Rong rode close to me and asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty Ximen, are you afraid?"

I laughed loudly: "Whoever is afraid is a bastard!"

Hua Rong laughed loudly, and patted me on the shoulder: "Your official is so courageous!"

I told him that this slap almost knocked the horse down, and he frowned and said, "Tsk, be gentle, the equipment on his back is very heavy, okay?"

Hua Rong's laughter grew louder. Song Jiang, who was walking ahead, looked back at us with a cool smile on his lips.

I understand what he means, when Chao Gaiyuan said he wanted to kill me at Juyi Hall, he was the one who said to save my life, and now I owe him a favor, if I am obedient along the way, he can still protect me If I'm disobedient, then... Hey.

According to Song Jiang's plan, our people will attack Zhujiazhuang in three groups.

Song Jiang took Hua Rong, Li Kui, Shi Xiu, Yang Xiong and others, leading three thousand minions and three hundred horsemen in front.

I followed Lin Chong and Dai Zong, and we took Qin Ming, Bai Sheng, Zhang Shun and the others with [-] minions to join us, but there was no Ma Jun.

The last group of people was Song Wan. He and Tao Zongwan were guarding Jinsha and Yazuizhai to receive food and grass.

Originally, it was just that Zhujiazhuang gave us a challenge, and the first two draws were fought in batches. Basically, the first draw was tired and replaced by the next draw, but before the battle, the leader of Song suddenly wanted to change his tactics.

It is said that these three Zhuangzi are united in spirit, why don't we fight separately, he leads people to fight Zhujiazhuang, and we are led by Brother Lin to fight Hujiazhuang.

Then meet at Lijiazhuang in the middle, and end up with three families at a time.

You said that you made this abacus, let's not talk about your elite troops with [-] horses more than us, but just talk about the people under your command.

Shi Xiu, Yang Xiong has been to Zhujiazhuang and knows the terrain, so you drag them into your team. Hua Rong and Li Kui are not low in force, so you drag them into your team.

If Brother Lin and Dai Zong hadn't insisted on protecting me, I'm afraid they would have been dragged into your team, and Qin Ming would have been placed here for me. Who wouldn't know that he is Hua Rong's brother-in-law?Isn't this staring at me for him?

The most hateful thing is that you have brought Zhang Shun to Lao Tzu. There was a fight yesterday, but today you put him in my team. Didn't you mean to disgust me?

Cut, seeing that Erlang is not at home, you want to secretly bully me?There are no doors!

You black fat man, it is written in the original book that you beat Zhujiazhuang three times. Putting it in my hands, one time is enough. If it is a mule or a horse, let’s pull it out for a walk. It should be the time when I am a high official It's time.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, I turned on the system: "Give me the maps of those three Zhuangzi!"

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When they arrived at the gate of Hujiazhuang, Qin Ming, an impatient person, stepped forward and scolded. Huang Xin was his apprentice, and it was too shameful to ask the girls in Hujiazhuang to clean up.He went to fight, and we didn't stop him. The master stood up for the apprentice, and he was more righteous.

I didn't see the man who was on the other side's battle from a distance, but he was quite big. The two faced each other and scolded for a while, then raised their knives and came to beat them.

After a few rounds of fighting, the man was defeated and turned his horse back to the city. We won a small victory for the first time. Qin Ming rode on the horse and laughed like a duck.

In a blink of an eye, the city gate flashed, and another woman came out, dressed in armor so exquisitely, with the sun and the moon in her hand, wasn't it the Hu Sanniang who was stripped by me that night, leaving only her bellyband?

The lady pointed a silver gun at Qin Ming and said loudly: "You were the one who killed my brother just now?"

Qin Ming said arrogantly: "Exactly!"

Hu Sanniang said: "I have no enmity with you Liangshan people, just hand over that Ximen Qing, auntie, I will spare you!"

Qin Ming said with a smile: "There are no men in your Hu family's manor? Let you be a woman to fight? A woman is born so fierce, I'm afraid she won't be able to find her husband's family? Hahahaha!"

The gang behind him laughed along with Qin Ming.

This is the routine of the ancients. The two armies had to scold each other before fighting each other. Qin Ming's joke was obviously not funny, but it still attracted the laughter of the people behind him.

Hu Sanniang shyly said: "You are rude, take your life!"

Qin Ming said angrily: "What a big breath, come and eat me first!"

The two of them fought back and forth with knives and guns. I sat on the horse and cracked melon seeds. Lin Chong said, "I think this female general is very good at swordsmanship. How about I go up and help General Qin?"

I said: "Don't, Brother Qin, don't you want to show your face? Can a bitch be defeated?"

The voice faded away, but there was a sound of "Look!", the girl dropped her swords and directly killed Qin Ming's face, Qin shouted loudly and dodged, the girl shook her sleeves, a red rope flew out and immediately threw it Qin Ming was bound tightly, and was dragged off the horse by the woman's hand shaking, and several young men stood up, dragged Qin Ming away and escorted him back to the city.

This time our people panicked.

The opponents applauded loudly, saying that we lost a strong general just as soon as the battle started, and we will lose.

Lin Chong was so anxious that he smashed his fists: "Ximen Qing, you really missed the mark. I said just now that I was going to help General Qin, but you refused to let me go. Now I lost another strong general."

I knocked the melon seeds and clapped my hands: "Brother Lin, why are you so anxious, that bitch's force value is not as good as yours, it will only take one or two rounds if you want to go up!"

Lin Chong clenched his fist: "Okay, I will fight next round."

"Don't, don't, sister-in-law is pregnant, don't get bloody, let Zhang Shun go!"

Zhang Shun was startled: "I'm going?"

I squinted at him: "Why, don't you dare?"

Zhang Shun rolled up his sleeves: "She's a bitch, can I be afraid of her?"

I said, "If you're not afraid, go ahead, don't just take advantage of your words."

Zhang Shun was so angry that he held out his knife: "Ximen Qing, don't provoke me!"

I was relieved that he was willing to go, and I grabbed the melon seeds and knocked: "If you are afraid, I will go instead."

Zhang Shun waved the knife in his hand: "Hmph, it's not your turn to fight the Liangshan people! Hu Sanniang! Look at your grandpa Zhang Shun taking your life!"

Encouraged by my three or two sentences, Zhang Shun slapped his horse forward with a ferocious aura, and then... was caught by Hu Sanniang without any suspense, and was thrown to her subordinates by that woman with a red rope ring, and was tied up in a blink of an eye. Like a bastard.

Lin Chong was so anxious that he raised his gun and was about to go into battle, so I rushed out ahead of him.Dai Zong called out from behind: "Your official, you can't go!"

I said, "Don't worry, Brother Dai, I know what I know." Immediately patted the horse and came forward, Hu Sanniang was annoyed when she saw me, and scolded through gritted teeth, "Ximenqing, what are you doing wrapped up like this today? A bastard to make soup for my aunt?"

The people behind her laughed together.

I shrugged my shoulders: "Isn't it good to be a bastard? When you dive into the water, you can look at the bare ass of any sissy you want, hahahaha!"

I laughed for a long time, why didn't the people behind me laugh with me?