Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

After pushing left and right to block for a long time, the banknote still fell into the pouch.

Chen Hong went out and sent me far away. As for Wu Song, Chen Hong didn't even dare to look at him.

Walking two streets, I divided the bank notes into two piles and handed one to Wu Song: "Here, I was given it."

He glared at me: "I sent you here and didn't draw this?"

"Tsk, don't you know it? I forced Chen Hong to blackmail me. Don't take the ill-gotten gains for nothing."

Only then did his expression change, and he put away the banknote and put it in his arms.

The streets of Tokyo were so crowded that they couldn’t walk at all. They got off their horses and asked the people around them. They learned that it was already the end of March, and several brothels were going to compete in flower charms. , so hilarious.

On weekdays, I like to watch the excitement the most, so I handed over the horse to the boy to take it back, and then we went into the crowd with him.

The smell of powder and sweat crowded his face, and when he looked up again, the big black man had already been pushed ten feet away.

Suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: "Look, the flower boat is coming!"

From a long distance, I saw a boat floating on the river, decorated with colorful silk and large clusters of flowers, sitting in the middle was a woman, covering her face with a tulle, playing the piano by herself, she couldn't see her nose clearly from such a distance, but I heard the people around me repeatedly praised: "What a beautiful and beautiful person!"

I sneered to myself: "The face is covered, and you are just yelling? If you have the ability to get her closer, take off the gauze on her face and let me take a closer look."

A big white fat man next to me looked at me contemptuously: "Are you from another place? You don't even know her? That's the famous Li Shishi!"

Ah yo, celebrity!

I squinted my eyes and stretched my neck forward again, this time I can see clearly!She still has no face!

Uninterested, I turned around and wanted to leave, when I suddenly saw a hand passing over me, touching the big white fat man’s purse, I touched the purse and it didn’t fall off, I touched it again, the purse still didn’t fall off, I touched it again, the purse was still there not dropped.

That black paw rubbed against my body for a while to no avail, rubbing it again still didn't yield anything, rubbing it again, rubbing it again, rubbing it again...

Even I was in a hurry, turned around and said to the monkey: "Brother, you should tell me what you say, as if you want to cut off your money, if I don't tell you, I will have a conscience, you say you are like this Why do you come out when you are level? Doesn’t this lower the average level of the industry? Simply, you can grab one!”

Hozen raised his head to look at me, his eyes seemed to be enlightened, he suddenly raised his hand and snatched the purse from my waist, slipped into the crowd and slipped away!

I shouted anxiously: "Oh, I told you to rob him, why did you rob me?"

That person didn't pay any attention to me, he slid through the crowd like a fish and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

His grandma's!I was so angry that I squeezed through the crowd and chased after him. When I was out of the crowd, I saw that guy's figure turned into a black spot and went towards the East Street.

I put on my shoes, grabbed my gown and chased after him.

After chasing for ten miles, I was still more than ten feet away from him. I was so tired that I was out of breath, but the guy was still in a light figure, and was about to say goodbye to the hundreds of taels of silver in his purse. , suddenly saw a black shadow passing by above his head, and landed firmly in front of the monkey, he stretched out his big hand: "Bring the money bag!"

What a handsome and bubbling Second Master Wu!

The hozen didn't feel timid when he saw Kong Wu, so he ducked under him, and Wu Song grabbed his collar from behind, and the two began to fight for more than ten rounds. If he can't hold him, that person's body is like a loach, Hengshun can't hold him.

A kid ran over, squatting beside me with a jelly bean in his mouth to watch the fun, and I snatched the jelly bean from his hand.

"What are you looking at? I'm robbing you!"

The child cried "wow" in fright, and went home to find his mother with a big snot all over his face.

Throwing the jelly beans on the ground, the hozen was unprepared, slipped and fell to the ground, Wu Song held him down, and punched him left and right.

I was afraid that his hands would hurt, so I took off the hard-soled official boots on my feet and handed one to him. I put one foot up against the wall and ate jelly beans while watching him beat someone.

The boy's face was full of flowers in a blink of an eye, but he still refused to accept it. He scratched his neck and scolded: "What kind of hero is two against one? You have the ability to fight me alone. If you can hold my time within a hundred steps, you are considered me." lose!"

Who is this guy?

Grabbing the raised front hooves of my beast, squinting at the hozen: "Is that you, Shiqian?"

That guy raised his face: "Exactly!"

"Damn! The professional level is so low, how dare you call yourself a flea!"

Shi Qian said bluntly: "Perhaps I'm not good enough for my hands, but my lightness kung fu is the best in the world."

Wu Song politely slapped him across the face: "What are you, dare to call yourself number one in the world?"

I was a little surprised: "You don't know him?"

Wu Song looked disgusted: "The cock crowing dog thief, why should I know him?"

"Now I'm relieved, don't say anything, just peel it off!"

The two of us joined forces, stripped Shi Qian naked, and tied it to the top of the flagpole.

We can't wear his clothes, and there is more than one money bag in his waist.I took mine, the ones that weren't mine, I took them too.

Suddenly, I felt that being a robber was a very meaningful thing. In a blink of an eye, the money in the wallet changed from a hundred taels to a thousand taels. Wu Song and I decided to spend the money as soon as possible.

I went to Chunqiu Tower to have some tea and rice, and asked the girls to sing two tunes, but the money was still too much to spend, so I decided to go to the biggest brothel in the capital and observe Li Shishi up close.

Wu Song obviously didn't like that kind of place, saying he wouldn't go there.

If he didn't go, it wouldn't be interesting for me to go alone, so I decided to go back to the inn first.

Once a person has money, especially ill-gotten wealth, it is very happy to spend it. We forgot how Shi Qian on the top of the flagpole spent the evening. After eating and drinking enough, we opened two upper rooms.

After drinking tea and taking a bath, I feel comfortable every second. After washing up and laying down on the big bed, I just closed my eyes, and there was another rattling sound in my head.

"You actually picked Wu Song to fight Shi Qian?"

"It was Shi Qian who stole my things first."

"You stole Shi Qian's money and still dare to spend it?"

"His is ill-gotten wealth, too."

"You even snatched a handful of jelly beans from other people's children!"

"The situation is compelling, if I don't make a move, Wu Song won't be able to catch the fleas on the drum."

"You're looking more and more like a bandit."

I was stunned and couldn't help sitting up: "I'm a high official!"

The system snorted coldly: "Do you think you look good? Let me tell you, there are only one hundred and eight people on Liangshan, and you can't squeeze in."

I sneered and lay down again: "I won't go to that place even if I'm killed. No matter how well the posterity describes it, it's meaningless. I know what it looks like there. It's just a chaotic world with a different look. How can there be real peace? How can there be true righteousness? "

The system pondered for a while: "Don't get too close to Wu Song, you are not the same kind of people."

I picked up the beads hanging from the gauze tent with my bare feet: "I know we are not the same kind of people, and I will still die by his hands in the future, but, as you said, I just want to live happily After finishing this life, I can't care about anything else for now."

The system stopped talking, and a "beep" flashed.

He fell into a deep sleep with the pillow in his arms, and after a while he felt the bed sinking, and another person was lying firmly beside him.

Sit up and hit him with a pillow: "Wu Song, you are sleeping soundly in your room, what are you doing in my bed?"

He grabbed the pillow and covered his head: "I can't sleep in that room."

"Nonsense, this is the upper room!"

Angrily, he hugged the quilt and ran to the next door. He just lay down on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

The men and women next door don't know where they came from, it seems that there are more than one couple, um, huh, ah, ah, non-stop all night.

I punched the wall a few times: "Is it still telling me to sleep? Can the sound be lowered?"

There was an echo from the next door: "Hey, I can't sleep, come and play with me, officer!"

I'm playing tricks on you!

He came back with the quilt in his arms again, only to see that the man stretched all over the place, occupying the entire big bed.

Kicking him in, he opened his eyes: "You can't sleep either?"

Lying down next to him, he was very angry: "Where did the bastards come from, so noisy, I'm not afraid to show off their old waist."

The man laughed a few times, trying to free up a space, and in a blink of an eye his voice was loud.

I covered my head with the pillow and was about to fall asleep, but the man didn't know what dream he was having. He lifted his foot and kicked me under the bed again.

My hate, got up from the ground, had enough quilt and wanted to sleep on the other side of the couch, the man suddenly pulled the quilt, and rolled into his arms with the quilt, and patted him horizontally, holding him comfortably Sighed: "Exactly!"

He punched and kicked and struggled to sit up: "Wu Song, you're bullying again, aren't you?"

He opened one eye and looked at me: "What's the noise?"

……

I really don't know what to argue about next.

Use the quilt to block a line in the middle: "You sleep over there, I sleep here, don't cross the boundary."

"Okay, okay, it's not the world, girls are like that, and you still call yourself a high-ranking official?"

He hummed and turned around to sleep, and I lay down too. It was too cold in the middle of the night, and I touched the quilt to cover my body. In a blink of an eye, that warm body was also pressed against me. I couldn’t move him when I pushed him, and I didn’t respond when I beat him. I was tired since then, and fell asleep with him cuddling so tightly.

When I woke up the next morning, I had a vague feeling that something was wrong, and it was so painful that I looked down at myself and was almost scared to death!Quickly cover it with a pillow.

The man also woke up, and opened his eyes in a daze: "What time is it?"

He turned his back and didn't dare to look at him, he hesitated and said, "Maybe it's the time of day? You get up first, I'm going to the ground."

He shifted his body and went back to sleep: "Let's go!"

I covered my waist with a pillow, jumped to the ground and greeted the waiter outside the door: "Get a basin of water, don't make it too hot, I want to take a bath."

Xiao Er quickly brought a basin of warm water in, and I poured a few pots of herbal tea from the previous night into it. I felt that the water was cold enough, so I went in and let the water drink up, which made me feel much more comfortable.

This is the first time I've been so embarrassed since I traveled here, let that guy know if I reacted so badly because I slept with him, will he beat me to death.