Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Seeing me peeking, he squinted and smiled: "Why is the high official so white?"

I stretched out my hands to cover my chest: "Who is like you? You are so dark and ugly. It's so ugly."

He snorted, picked up the water ladle and poured it on his body. His thick black hair was wet and stuck to his forehead, which made his facial features even more handsome and stylish. I got up, hugged my shoulders and turned sideways. The man felt that the place was too big, and his movements became more presumptuous. He rubbed up and down with a towel, and asked if I had any bath beans?

I asked, "What is that?"

He said, "Don't you rich people always use bath beans in your bath? Just rubbing them together will make your body clean."

I snorted: "We rich people don't use that thing, we use fragrant pancreas, rub it on your body to make bubbles."

He kicked my body with his foot: "Bring it to me."

Don't really treat yourself as an outsider.

I wrapped myself in a wrap, and Shudada stood up and went to find the pancreas in the bundle and handed it to him: "My wife made it by herself, you can save yourself a little effort."

He didn't take it easy, took the pancreas wet in the water, and rubbed it on his body vigorously, and after a while, a delicate white bubble was formed all over his body.

Imagine, a 1.9-meter-tall handsome hunk covered in white bubbles groping up and down his muscles, can you still stand?

I didn't dare to look back, and stood outside the basin with my back turned to him, wrapped in a big wet towel.

Hearing the man "huhu la la" a few times, he washed himself clean, jumped out of the basin, and slowly began to put on his clothes.

I just turned around, and I was annoyed when I saw the basin of water.

"You made the water so dirty? How can I wash it?"

He snorted and sneered: "Who told you not to wash together just now?"

I was so angry that I wiped off the water on my body with the goosebumps all over my body, put on my pajamas and walked to the bed. Looking at the beam, I don't know what I was thinking.

"Hey, make way inside."

He lazily moved his ass an inch into the bed.

I lay on my side with my face out, like an irritated little daughter-in-law.

He pushed me from behind: "Your Majesty, why did you cover yourself so tightly in the shower just now?"

I closed my eyes and hummed to him: "Don't cover it so tightly, tell you to watch it?"

His laughter was cheap: "I knew that high officials are afraid of being looked at by others. There is a legend that yours is raised by medicine from childhood. It is usually eight or nine inches long, and it takes more than three feet to use it..."

A rush of blood rushed to my head, and I picked up my elbow to yell at him: "Bullshit!"

He took my arms away, and pinned me face down on the bed: "Oh, angry again? Could it be true?"

I gritted my teeth, kicked him off the bed, and punched him: "Who said the nonsense? I will pull out their teeth when I go back."

He put one hand behind his back and challenged me with a smile: "What's the point of talking? People praise you for your mighty power!"

Mighty you uncle!

I used ten percent of my strength to swing my fists, and then he knocked me to the ground with three moves and two moves. He twisted my arms above my head and rode on my stomach: "Say, do you agree?"

"Your uncle? Come down for me!"

Instead, he sat his butt firmly on top of me, and made a gesture to pull my ears: "You still have a hard mouth? Do you really think you can beat me?"

I was very angry: "Tangtang is the head, bullying me a commoner, do you still want to show face?"

He put his nose close to look at me, with evil face on his face, he said every word: "Second Master, I have never been a fool, not even a compliant citizen, so what if I bully you?"

I was intimidated, Wu Song at this time is definitely not what he used to be, full of banditry and unruly.

I suddenly felt that the one who turned his back to me that day and taught Wu Qianhu to hit him with three sticks was definitely not him.

He was not the one who was forced into a corner by Wu Zhangfang's father and daughter, and his face was full of grievances.

He wasn't even the one who discussed with her gently in the Golden Lotus Room about giving me a ride.

Only this animal-like, untamed appearance is him.

Seeing that I was too scared to speak, he laughed again, and got off me lazily: "It's not fun to get annoyed just by teasing you."

After talking for a long time, it turns out that you kid is playing with me!

I hugged the quilt angrily, and went to sleep on the other side of the bed. In the middle of the night, he didn’t know whether it was on purpose or not, he always kicked his feet on my face, which made my eye sockets blue when I woke up the next morning. , full of being devastated, that guy was full of red and glowing.

I was so angry that I ignored him all the way, and he ignored me, but he generously asked me to spend money on food and drink.

It doesn't hurt to use my things, my pajamas, my shoes and socks, my fragrant soap and the skin care products that Yueniang and the others carefully prepared for me, he will use whatever he sees me use, except my underwear- He doesn't wear pants, so he tries on everything else.

I really regret why I let this God of Plague follow me on this trip, saying that I am afraid that I will meet a thief on the way, and he is a thief!

**

Chen Hong is in his fifties, with a short stature and purple red face. When he sees me, his expression is not salty, but when he sees Chen Jingji, his eyes fire.

"Zhuzi is useless, he can't even marry a wife!"

Chen Jingji shrinks into a quail behind me.

I cupped my hands and said, "Master Chen is well."

Chen Hong returned a salute to me: "Please come to the senior officials."

After entering the inner hall, the guests and hosts are seated, and the conversation turns to the topic.

Chen Hongdao: "My son has been brought up badly by me. He has never been very sensible. I said before when I married a high-ranking official that you can treat him as your own child. You can beat him and scold him. Seeing that he is not a good man, I will kill him. Today, I would like to ask you to send him back in person, the old man is ashamed."

What you said was clearly blaming me.

He smiled and said: "Master Chen, Jingji is a good boy? It's just that he has no fate with my elder sister. The couple's life is not a day or two. The twisted melon is not sweet. How can adults treat this for the sake of adults?" Save face and wrong the children's life?"

Chen Hong sneered: "The high officials are too polite, just say that you don't like the son of my small family."

"Master Chen's words are inappropriate, it is clear that my Ximen family dare not climb high."

The air pressure is a little low and the air is a little cold.

Chen Hong looked at Chen Jingji: "Tell me, what is the reason?"

I picked up the cup to drink tea, squinted at Chen Jingji, and threatened with my eyes: I'm saving face for you in front of your father, let's see if you say it yourself, or ask me to expose it in person?

Chen Jingji swallowed a few times and said: "Father, I went to Uncle Ximen's mansion to ask for marriage sincerely, and something went wrong, and I asked Uncle Ximen to blame..."

Chen Hong raised his eyebrows: "Why did you offend me?"

Chen Jingji's head quickly retracted into his stomach again: "The child walked carelessly, and that secret door whore has been blackmailed..."

Although deliberately covering up the distortion?, he took all the responsibility on himself.

I put the glass down and let out a long sigh.

Chen Hong was embarrassed for a while, and cursed bitterly: "If you go to your husband's house to ask for a marriage, you can get such a bad thing. I'll make you lose all my face!"

He said again: "It's no wonder the high officials are angry that the dog provoked such dirty things, but then again, you and I have come from his age, and know that he is like the cat who just stole Xing'er.

Seduced by that bad woman, who can control himself?The high officials give me a little bit of sympathy, let's not talk about the matter of retiring the engagement, I will definitely punish him well in the future, and never let him do it again. "

I made a pose and pondered for a while, then lowered my voice and said, "I didn't know Mr. Chen when he was young, but he was quite absurd when he was young.

Let me tell you, it's really not a big deal.The child was confused for a while, and I also want to forgive him.But... well, it's so easy to say, I don't even know how to say it myself. "

Chen Hong cupped his hands: "It's okay for senior officials to say it."

I pointed at the door: "Did you see that man outside? A black slave who looks like an iron tower, he just chased me from Qinghe to the capital, what is the reason?

Because your son slept with his sister-in-law that day!According to the laws of the Song Dynasty, those who prostitute their wives will be paraded in the streets and beaten into exile!What do you think I should do about this? "Chen Hong froze in fright, looked at Wu Song's cool face outside the door, and his calf was obviously cramped: "How did the high official bring him here? "

"Why did I ever want to bring it? He insisted on coming! Jingji followed us all the way, but he saw everything. He blocked us before we left the city gate and said he wanted to send me off. I said no, but he Do not follow.

That night in the inn, I was pushed to the ground and beat me up. The next morning, I looked bruised and swollen, ask Jingji! "

Chen Jingji nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, and said with tears in his eyes, "Yes, yes, that guy is indeed the second uncle of that woman's family. Along the way, whether I have a nose or an eye, if I am not a high-ranking official Protect me, I'm afraid he'll beat me to a pulp already."

I held up my apparently wide sleeves and asked Chen Hong to look at it: "Look at the beatings on the way, which made me lose a full twenty catties."

Chen Jingji nodded quickly, sucked his cheeks and told his father to look: "Yes, yes, sir, he was very fat when he left. These days, he became so thin after being scolded and beaten by that fellow."

"Get the hell out of here, old man!" Chen Hong lifted his foot and kicked his son on a big horse, and said: "Shuzi is ineffective, and I am ashamed to make high officials suffer."

I waved my hand generously: "My child, where is there someone who doesn't bother?

It's just that I don't dare to teach my elder sister to marry and respect aid anymore.You think, after the two of them get married, if that fellow follows the vines and comes to your house to make trouble every day, where will Mr. Chen's face be put?

To take a step back, if he doesn't come to Tokyo to make trouble, until he pesters me every day, I can't help it!

Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, I am so heartbroken to let go of your marriage, but look at that fellow, how could we fight each other? "

Chen Hongdao: "Yes, yes, the high official's words are justified, let's leave this marriage, let's not provoke such people."

Then he took out a stack of banknotes from his sleeve and stuffed them over: "The high officials are too particular, if the marriage is not settled, the friendship is still there, and you took the trouble to return all the betrothal gifts, isn't it a slap in the face of this old man?

You just accept these bank notes, it's an apology from the old man, and please comfort that guy, you and I are both scene figures, and I can't afford to spend it with such a person, I can't afford it! "