Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

He was stunned, his face flushed with embarrassment: "As if I have treated you badly... Qing,? I know you want to treat me well,? I'm afraid that your hands will be tired,? Ah, um..." Before he could finish speaking, ? I stretched out my hand.

Hearing him humming,? Nearly breaking Lao Tzu's bones,? Biting the root of his ear lightly, and speaking to him a few more words.

He was so ashamed that he hid his face on my shoulders like it was on fire: "Qing, you can't do that. I can't bear it, I feel like I've treated you badly if you do it like this twice... Oh, if you really do that,? It’s going to kill me... um... I just want to,? Smack your tongue every day, kiss your mouth,? If you do that to me, I won’t be able to take it anymore,? Ahh... um... ...Qing'er, you, take it easy..."

I held him in my arms and coaxed him, changing angles under my hands.

"What's the matter? You are my man, so what if I serve you for a while? Dali will talk about it later, I can't teach you to hold you back."

He nibbled on my collarbone with his teeth, gasping for breath: "Little goblin, you killed me,? Another day, another day, I will help you like this..."

"Pull it down, you don't care about the weight in your hands, you can break me for fun again, stop talking, close your eyes and concentrate..."

He put his mouth close to my ear and said something, and made me laugh again: "Okay, I know you are willing to do that for me, but I am afraid that you will not be able to control your teeth, so I will bite you again." It's gone. Okay, now relax, close your eyes and enjoy it, give me a kiss..."

Kissing and playing, this person is getting better and better, and slowly let go.

After a long time, the old man's hands were sore, he let out a low growl, his body trembled a few times, and he was done.

He went down to fetch warm water, scrubbed him clean, and lay down beside him again.

He was so ashamed that his whole body was red, lying on the bed, he didn't dare to look at me, he looked like a big boy who had just gone through human affairs.I teased him: "Hey, is this embarrassing? It's the first time for someone in his 20s?"

He covered his face with his arm: "Ximen Qing, why the hell are you so good at it? It will kill me."

I bit his ear: "How much will I get? I will give you a little bit later."

He pulled my hand over and bit it lightly: "You smelly and shameless."

Then I pulled my hand over to cover his face: "Ximen Qing, I'm done, I can't live without you."

I leaned on the kang, offered him a cup of tea and told him to drink a few sips, and let him lean on me and squint for a while.When I was helping him just now, listening to his grunts, I couldn't help myself, and now I'm also exhausted.

The two of them hugged each other and just squinted their eyes when they heard the door slam again, and someone came in.

Yueniang put the plate of steamed buns on the table, and sat down on the stool with a sour face: "Master, I'll bring you a plate of freshly steamed steamed buns, eat it quickly, while it's hot."

At this moment, the whole room still smells like that, and Yueniang is not a little girl who has never been married, how can she not understand?She did it on purpose.

Erlang and I glanced at each other and both smiled cheekily.

I lay dead on the bed without moving: "Yue Niang is caring, thank you. Put it there first, I'll eat it later."

Wu Yueniang turned her face: "The steamed buns don't taste good when they're cold. You can take advantage of the heat. There's still rabbit meat stewed on the fire. I'll bring you another bowl?"

I snuggled up to Erlang again: "I don't eat rabbits, I am a rabbit myself."

"Ximen Qing!" Yueniang looked back at me, her eyes filled with tears.

My heart hurts too, but there is really nothing I can do. If I don't teach her to stop thinking completely, she will only suffer more in the future.

Erlang looked down at me, the eyes of the two of them were intertwined, so tired that they couldn't separate.

Wu Yueniang finally gave in, and she lowered her head and smiled bitterly: "Forget it, such a scandalous thing has come out. It's useless even if I try to persuade you, you two, just let yourself know!"

Yueniang turned to leave, but Wu Er suddenly called her: "Sister Wu..."

Wu Yueniang stopped in her footsteps: "What's the matter?"

Wu Er said: "Sister Xie came to deliver things to us, please close the door when you go out."

Wu Yueniang turned her head and stared at him fiercely, Wu Er looked back calmly with clear eyes.

Yueniang stomped her foot angrily and walked out quickly.

Turning back after a while, he said to Wu Er: "Ximen Qing is a very hypocritical bastard, you...you have to be more restrained!" He closed the door with his backhand and left angrily.

Wu Er and I were stunned for a while, hugged each other and fell on the bed laughing.

Wu Er gasped with laughter: "Eldest sister said, teach me, teach me to be more restrained, is she afraid that I will spoil you?"

I tapped his forehead: "Yo, you're already called eldest sister? When did you recognize him?"

Wu Er said: "I asked your daughter the other day, that is, Wu Yueniang is one year older than me, and everyone else is younger than me. It is absolutely right for me to call her eldest sister, and everyone else is a girl."

"Hey, don't you like women the least? Why are you getting up with their sisters?"

"They are not women, they are our family members."

She was so sweet that she had nothing to say, hugged him and kissed him twice: "Erlang..."

He suddenly said: "By the way, I forgot to tell you something. The previous Dai Zong came and asked about Eldest Sister."

"What is he doing here? Could it be that he is here to propose marriage to Yueniang?"

Wu Er shook his head: "When I see you, I get bored, and let me forget about the serious things. Dai Zong passed by Zhu Gui's hotel before, and the anesthetic was put down, and a letter was found from him, which was sent to Tokyo gave it to Taishi Cai.

It is said that Brother Song wrote an anti-poetry on the wall and taught others to take it. Cai Jiu Zhifu sent a letter to Cai Jing to ask his father for instructions.

At that time Zhu Gui wanted to kill Dai Zong directly, but fortunately he woke up and reported the name of Wu Junjun, so he was sent up the mountain. "

Back tightened, what the hell, we have caught up with such an important chapter, and that's right, if Song Jiang had already experienced the catastrophe in Jiangzhou, there shouldn't be so few people on Liangshan right now.

I asked, "Then where is Dai Zong now?"

He said: "Teacher Wu Jun made a plan. He invited two people to go up the mountain. They pretended to be a document or something, and I taught Dai Zong to send it. I just left this morning."

Come on, I'm still one step late in knowing this news, Song Jiang and Dai Zong will be in trouble soon.

Sighing, I wiped my face and sat up: "Erlang, don't sleep anymore, get dressed and go to the ground."

Erlang bent over to put on his shoes and said, "Brother Dai mentioned Eldest Sister before he left, and said that he had already prepared the dowry. If it hadn't happened suddenly, he would have gone to Cangzhou to propose a marriage. When Brother Song is rescued, He also rushed to Liangshan, and formally proposed to Eldest Sister."

I got out of bed, got dressed, and helped him comb his hair and arrange his clothes.

He looked down at me, his eyes filled with boredom: "Qing, why don't we do things with Brother Dai and Sister Dai together? That way it can be more lively?"

Before he could answer him, he saw a pawn rushing into the courtyard and said: "Chief Wu, King Chao Tian has an invitation, saying that there is something important to discuss."

Erlang ran out of the door without saying a word, ran to the door, turned back and gave me a hard peck on the face, then ran back to the top of the mountain.

I stared at his back for a while, my heart twitching.

If only Song Jiang was trapped right now, I would definitely fall to the ground and roll Sapo pretending to be fainted, pester Erlang, and never let him go to the execution ground no matter what.But now Dai Zong has been implicated by Song Jiang. If I don't save him, I will feel 1 times sorry.

After all, that is the man I photographed for Yue Niang.

Lao Tzu has a heart of "Jin Ping Mei", after all, he is living in "Water Margin". It seems that there is no way to escape the days of fighting and killing.

A horn sounded from the top of the mountain, and in a blink of an eye, the entire Liangshan was mobilizing, and all the leaders, even Old Tao, were called to the meeting hall on the mountain.Presumably Wu Yong just remembered the loophole in the letter and wanted to gather everyone to Jiangzhou for rescue.

Erlang, as one of the best warriors in Liangshan, and a person who has friendship with Song Jiang, must participate.

And what I have to do is to help them as much as possible, and try to minimize Erlang's danger.

Fatty helped me put the armor on my body? Yue Niang and the others surrounded me and asked, "Senior officer, what's going on? Why are the people in the whole village so busy?"

I was so overwhelmed by the armor, I struggled to stand up and went to the armory to choose a knife: "I don't know exactly what happened, but it is estimated that most of the people on Liangshan will leave, you old women Stay at home, close the doors and windows, and listen carefully. Before I come back, don't come out to meet people casually. Fatty, I'm not at home these days, you help me take care of my family. "

Fatty patted his chest: "Don't worry, shopkeeper, your family is my family. If you're not at home, I promise to let them eat and drink well. I won't touch a piece of oily skin."

I patted him on the shoulder, and first drove the boat to the lake.

When I arrived at Zhu Gui's store, I saw him sending a few sentries to deliver letters. Seeing me coming, I was stunned: "Your official, you are so neatly dressed, do you plan to go first?"

I picked a good horse from the stables: "I won't take the lead, I have to explore the road first, Erlang will come over later, you tell him I will go first, tell him to listen to Chao Tianwang's arrangements, don't worry about it I."

Zhu Gui shook his head and sighed: "When I saw Brother Dai leaving that day, I thought the village's tricks were foolproof, but in the end I missed it once, and there are only two people trapped."

It was too late to say anything to him, so he rode a fast horse and went straight to Jiangzhou.

Maybe this armor is so handsome, the people on the road only think that I am a general in the government and I am going to Jiangzhou on an urgent matter, and I don’t even ask a single question when I enter or exit the city gate.

He went straight to Jiangzhou Mansion, found a farmhouse to live in, changed his body and clothes, and went to the mansion to inquire.

I got the news that Dai Zong went to send Hua Rong a while ago, and Li Kui also followed. Song Jiang was so idle that he went to drink in the Xunyang Tower, got drunk and wrote anti-poetry on the wall, and was reported by a man named Huang Wenbing. The magistrate Cai Jiu sent people to detain Song Jiang. Dai Zong got the news and taught Song Jiang to pretend to be crazy, to see if he could escape this difficulty.

So Jiang rolled around in the excrement and urine with disheveled hair, pretending to be crazy, eating excrement and drinking urine.

Originally, Cai Jiu could be fooled, but Huang Wenbing was so thieves that he asked Cai Jiu to give Song Jiang severe punishment?

Song Jiang couldn't stand the heavy punishment? He was recruited if he couldn't pretend, and the crime of rebellion was immediately charged to his head.

This pissed me off, Song Jiang is still known as a hero, he ate all the feces, how can you stand up when you are beaten?

Song Jiang went to prison, Dai Zong sent a letter for the prefect of Cai Jiu, and passed by Liangshan, Wu Yong forged Cai Jing's handwriting and printed Cai Jing's private seal, planning to teach Cai Jiu to escort Song Jiang to the capital, passing by Liangshan, so as to teach all heroes to rob I sent him back to the cottage.

The bad thing is that the handwriting of the letter is correct, but the seal is stamped wrongly. The father wrote a letter to his son, stamped with the seal of the Imperial Academy, and taught that surnamed Huang to spot the flaws, and even Dai Zong took it.

Dai Zong's bones were harder than Song Jiang's. No matter how he beat him, he only said that his money and belongings were robbed on the way, and he made a letter privately, so he didn't recruit a single person from Liangshan.Cai Jiu and Huang Wenbing didn't care whether he recruited or not, and taking the credit of two rebels must be better than catching one, so they directly regarded him as Song Jiang's accomplice and sentenced him.

It was originally planned to kill the two of them on the same day. Fortunately, Dai Zong was very popular in the yamen. The elder brother who was in charge of the Huangli calendar fooled Cai Jiu and said that today the weather is bad and he cannot be beheaded tomorrow. The son of the son cannot be beheaded after the full moon, and the day after tomorrow Chang'e will have a second child and cannot be beheaded...

After procrastinating and procrastinating for five more days, this gave the heroes of Liangshan a buffer time.

But when I arrived, it was already the fourth day, and Hengshun couldn't delay for another day, so the two of them were definitely going to belch.

Seeing that the two people couldn't figure it out even if they spent money on gifts, they could only look for a way out secretly.

In the middle of the night, there was a curfew all over the city, so I went around Caishikou alone to explore, planning to familiarize myself with the terrain first.

It is not written in the original book that Erlang and I participated in this plan. Erlang and I have changed too many plots, but there is no guarantee that we will be unscathed in this big incident. If he is rescued, he will be rescued. If he cannot be rescued, I have to take Erlang and run first, the faster the better.

I didn't dare to light up the lanterns, and touched the entrance of the vegetable market in pitch black.

Seeing that the place has been cleaned, a high platform was set up on the spot, and incense tables were placed on both sides to prepare sacrifices to heaven, earth, ghosts and gods, etc., and waited for the two people to be brought up at noon tomorrow and beheaded on the spot.

Just about to get under the table to take a look, suddenly his neck tightened, and a cold iron was placed on his throat, and someone behind him said in a hoarse voice: "What are you doing?"

Immediately, his legs became weak from fright: "No, don't do anything, I can't fall asleep after eating too much at night, so come out for a walk."

The man sneered: "I can't fall asleep after eating too much, but I want to die? I'll send you off after Grandpa Hei, and go down first to guide my two elder brothers."

One shot?Immediately glanced around and looked back at him: "Li Kui? What are you doing here?"

Li Kui was also stunned: "Aren't you that Ximen Qing? Then what are you doing?"

A group of people happened to be patrolling the street, and I dragged him to hide in the shadows. After those people had gone far away, I asked, "Old Li, what are you doing here?"

Li Kui wiped his face and began to cry: "Brother Song Jiang was trapped by the teacher, and brother Dai Zong was also implicated by the teacher. He will be executed on this stage tomorrow. I want to take advantage of no one. Take it apart, and teach them that it won’t work tomorrow.”

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