Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The old lady was really annoyed now: "Wu Yueniang, how did you talk to your husband? According to the laws of the Song Dynasty, a daughter-in-law who disrespects her husband and mother-in-law is guilty of disobedience! Even if she reports to an official, she will be punished." !"

Wu Yueniang sneered: "Then you report it! I also think that eating and sleeping at home every day,? Sleeping and shopping,? The days of shopping and eating are too boring. I just went to the government to open my eyes."

"You..." The old woman was so angry that she opened her mouth to scold, but was persuaded by her son, the man whispered: "Mother, don't be angry,? Today I will teach you two to go shopping, isn't it just Trying to make the two of you happy?

How worthless is it to quarrel over a few gossips?Oh, are you done shopping?How about we go back together now? "

The old woman was so angry that her hands and feet trembled, she pointed at his nose and scolded: "Look at your lady's domineering and rude appearance,? You don't even dare to fart! Cai Youfen, Cai Youfen! How can I give birth to my old lady?" You are such a useless thing?"

Yueniang put the cup on the table, and said impatiently: "Mother-in-law, your son's name is off-putting to begin with,? Are you cursing together with your farts on purpose so that I don't even want to drink tea?"

Now even that man's face can't be stretched anymore,? He said to Yueniang, "Yueniang, how can someone bury his own man like this on the street?"

Yueniang sneered: "Oh, Cai Youfen,? Are you starting to dislike me? Forget it, look at me as a daughter-in-law who is not a mother-in-law, and always offends my husband-in-law when I say something. Why don't you give me a divorce letter now?" Give me a break, let's just break up, and don't make trouble for anyone."

"Yue Niang, you..." The man clenched his fists and walked towards Yue Niang.

I was so anxious that the soles of my feet moved,? As long as this surnamed Cai dared to move a finger of our Yueniang, I would definitely rush in and smash his head.

As a result, the man walked up to Yueniang in a few steps, knelt down with a "plop", pulled her skirt and said: "My lady, please, don't talk about teaching me to divorce my wife.

In the past, you mentioned it once every three to five days, and I could bear it, but now you mention it three or five times a day, my heart hurts like being cut by a knife!If you mention it again, I really can't live anymore! "

Wu Yueniang looked at him, her eyes suddenly turned red, and she shed tears.

When she cried, I almost cried too.

After all, my Yueniang is kind, and the cruelty and ruthlessness she puts on is also instantly broken.

Yueniang covered her face with a handkerchief, cried for a while, and said: "Forget it, go back." The two maids helped her up, and carefully helped her to the door like an ancestor. sedan chair.

Only then did Cai Youfen get up from the ground, and stepped forward to help his old mother to walk back.

The lady cried and scolded: "Why are you born so cheap, kid? She is your woman, so what if you just say a few words about her? Even if you beat her up, this king's law can't cure you, bastard!" Are you afraid of this?"

Cai Youfen had a spineless expression on his face, and lowered his voice and said, "Mom, I knew you were complaining about her spending money indiscriminately when I came here. The dowry is hers, so she can spend it as she wants?"

The woman was annoyed: "Then you don't say that she has no respect?"

Cai Youfen said: "Mom, you haven't seen my old man, he is a rough person, and my mother-in-law is not easy to mess with, if I dare to say something about their daughter, the old couple can come together and tear me apart!

By the way, mother, my father-in-law was promoted again a while ago, and it is said that he has won two court felons in a row!

One is a tiger-fighting hero who took more than 100 lives on his back, and the other is the instructor of Tokyo's 80 Imperial Army who killed dozens of people in a row.

These two people are playing tricks, even thousands of troops can't stop them!

But he taught my father-in-law to kill him alone!This time, my father-in-law won more than 1 taels of silver rewards from the government alone, and he was even promoted to the third rank!

In a blink of an eye, he is not just a thousand householders, but also a powerful official of the third rank in the imperial court!As a businessman like us, if we borrow money cheaply, we can climb into the in-laws with such a family, so what do we say?Let’s confess that Yueniang is a Guanyin Bodhisattva, why are you treating her? "

After hearing what he said, the old woman said nothing, and got on the sedan chair with a dark face.

Watching them go away, I feel like a fishbone is stuck in my heart. This Cai Youfen really dotes on her, maybe he also really loves her, but why is my Yueniang so unhappy...

Turning back to the shop like a wandering soul, he took the dress and wanted to buy it for Erlang, he stretched out a hand, pulled the dress over and asked, "Shopkeeper, how much is this dress?"

I lowered my head and took the dress back: "I'm sorry, brother, I've already ordered this dress."

The man smiled and said, "Isn't it settled yet? Shopkeeper, please wrap this dress up for me first."

If this matter had been left in the past, I definitely wouldn't be able to control my anger with others, but today I was in a particularly bad mood, so I immediately took the clothes back and said, "Do you understand that first come first come first? You have to grab clothes when you buy them?"

The man was also twisted, and said: "Looking at your stature, you shouldn't be able to wear such a big dress. What are you going to buy for it?"

Now I was really annoyed. I looked up at the man and was about to scold him, but I saw that he was really good-looking.

Two thick Korean-style eyebrows, Korean-style single eyelid phoenix eyes, the corners of the eyes are slightly slanted, the face is like a crown jade, the nose is like a gall, and the eyes are like stars.

He is about the same height as me, a little bit stronger, with a tall and handsome figure, and he can be regarded as a handsome man.

There is a man standing behind him, a little shorter than him, and seems to be older than him, with a pale complexion, regular features, and oddly long legs, standing with him and looking at me with a half-smile and said: : "Yeah, this official, obviously you can't wear this dress according to your size, why don't you give it to my friend."

Do you want to bully me because of the number of people?Suddenly a little impatient: "I want you to take care of what I wear or not? The shopkeeper wraps it up for me."

The man just pulled his clothes and didn't let go: "Shopkeeper, wrap it up for me, I got it first."

I suddenly became angry, and I was about to say something unpleasant, but I saw the two men staring at me and smiling, obviously trying to provoke trouble.

Suddenly I felt bored, so I threw the dress away: "Forget it, I'll leave it to you." I turned around and left the store, and went to another store to pick out clothes for Erlang.

I don't know if it was because of my bad mood, so I went through two shops in a row, but I didn't pick anything I liked, so I got in the carriage and wanted to go back. Lian took a look, but saw that the two people he met in the shop just now were riding behind him.

Although he pretended to be joking and didn't look at me, he was obviously following me.My heart suddenly tightened, the behavior of these two people was very strange, could it be that they came here to pursue Erlang?

When I reached the fork in front of me, I specially asked the coachman to go out of the city.

Sure enough, our carriage was heading out of the city, and those two people really followed.

After going around a few times outside the city, the two people behind him seemed to have disappeared.I told the coachman to stop, went to the woods to pee, and observed the movement behind me by the way.

I had just peed halfway, when suddenly I heard the wind behind me, and in a blink of an eye a silver gun brushed against my ear and pierced it.

Fortunately, I was prepared, turned around and sprinkled something, pulled up my pants and ran away.

The two men quickly followed, one with a horsewhip and the other with a silver gun, came to fetch me together.

These two people are very good at skills, three moves and two moves forced me to have no way out. Together they forced me to a tree, and said with a sneer: "The jade-faced Zhuge Tao Zhugong, who has been famous for a long time in the Jianghu, really Is it a well-deserved reputation, to be so alert?"

I yelled at them as I tied my trouser belt: "You are a pig, and your whole family is a pig. My surname is Cai, and my name is Cai Youfen, so I asked you if you want to eat?"

The two men were taken aback for a moment, and then they all burst out laughing.

Laughing and laughing, their expressions became more and more weird. They shrugged their shoulders and rubbed back and forth a few times.

The good-looking one scolded: "What did you sprinkle on the two of us? Why is it so itchy?"

I hugged my shoulders and sneered at them: "How come the itch powder doesn't itch? The itch grass that just grew in my spiritual field a few days ago, I didn't expect it to be so effective. I want you to try it first! Hahahaha..." He just laughed a few times, when suddenly his legs were pinched, and the most sensitive part of his body felt extremely itchy.

Damn, I just remembered that when I sprinkled the itch powder, I was peeing. I'm afraid there was something on my dick, right?I couldn't speak as much as that thing, and the itching became more and more terrible, but it made me feel uncomfortable. I jumped and ran to the carriage with my legs crossed, and the two people chased after me.

I turned around and threatened them: "You two bastards, don't follow me anymore! Teach me to grab something better for you!" Oh, my mother, I have to go home and wash it off. Damn this is...

Those two people were struggling desperately and wanted to chase, but the handsome one stopped in front of him, scratched his head and said, "You stand still, no, no, don't go!"

The one with the particularly long legs rubbed up and down the tree and said, "You, you, don't rush away, the two of us have something, and I have something to tell you."

I held my second child between my legs and jumped around in place: "I have nothing to say with you, I want to go back home now!"

The handsome guy came forward and pulled me, scratching up and down while saying, "No, no, don't let me go! I, I, tell you..."

I jumped with my legs crossed and fled to the side: "I have nothing to say to you, don't, don't, don't follow me."

I jumped forward with my legs crossed, like a crazy rabbit, and those two guys chased after me. After chasing for a while, I scratched each other twice, just like two wild orangutans.

That place was so itchy that I rubbed it with the back of my hand a few times and it turned up like a fucking mallet. If I didn't find a place to wash it, it would kill me!

There was a quagmire right in front of me, so I jumped into it without even thinking about it. I was wrapped in the cold muddy water, and I finally jumped out of hell.

The two people behind me also jumped in, and before I could stand still, I strangled the necks of the two of them and pressed them into the muddy water: "Tell me, who are you two? ?”