Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Erlang told him to be proud of himself, and laughed a few more times.

But I couldn't watch it anymore, I dodged to the side to wipe my tears, I didn't dare to turn back until An Daoquan finished the operation.

An Daoquan washed his hands and said, "The wound is too deep. It can't be cured in a day or two. In the past few days, I have to come here every day to change the dressing. Wait for the new flesh to grow, and I have to trim it again..."

I jumped up anxiously: "Could it be possible that Erlang will have to suffer this every day in the future? I said you can't be more agile with this method?"

Wu Er smacked his lips: "Qing'er, this pain is nothing to me, don't worry."

"How can I not be in a hurry, I said An Daoquan,? You should give him some anesthetics at least! Who can bear it if he is born with skin and flesh every day?"

An Daoquan shook his head: "I also have anesthetic here, and I have to reuse it once I use it. After a long time, his brain and skills will be damaged?,? Would you like to ask this hero?"

I bit my lip and couldn't speak for a long time. If I could replace Erlang, I really wanted to suffer so much for Erlang.

Over there, Erlang has already put on his clothes. He came over and rubbed my head and said, "Look at you, you cry at every turn, follow me..."

I wiped my tears and said back: "Go, you want to say that I look like a woman again?"

Wu Er gritted his teeth and smiled. I waited for him to stretch his sleeves up. Over there, An Daoquan also changed his clothes, and interjected with a smile: "This official doesn't look like a woman. I think he is a man. Mile."

I said casually, "You still have good eyesight."

He smiled again: "My eyesight is absolutely accurate, I said, this official, the incident in your room was quite violent, right?"

Suddenly blushing: "You can even see this...?"

An Daoquan smiled and went to make tea: "Don't forget that I am a doctor, any kind of person who comes to me, can be understood by just looking at him.

You are an official with a high nose bridge and a fleshy head, which means that you are well-shaped, not to mention, is it a little curved up?But all women who follow you will not be unhappy. "

Erlang was already laughing beside me, I said angrily, "Are you looking at someone's nose or his dick? It's not serious."

An Daoquan fiddled with the cup and said to himself: "The doctor speaks bluntly, naturally he will say what he sees.

Your facial features are well-balanced, your complexion is jade-like, and your complexion is very good, which means your liver qi is stable and your kidney qi is strong, so that aspect can be... Hehehe, if I were a girl for you, I would be able to do it at least three or five times a night Bar? "

I scolded him: "What a dishonest doctor, you read this first when you meet people?"

Erlang laughed instead, and asked, "What about me?"

An Daoquan drank his tea and said, "Your face is too dark to tell."

"Pfft!" I couldn't help but smile so brightly.

Wu Er glared at me, then asked, "Then look at my nose."

An Daoquan glanced at him casually, and was so surprised that the cup in his hand burned when he tilted it: "Ah, my mother, you... I dare not say this about you, this... Hey, I can only say yes Your mother-in-law has worked too hard... Not to mention, it will take a long time."

I said, "His nose isn't particularly big, is it? Isn't it just straighter, straighter, and taller?"

An Daoquan folded his hands and looked for ointment in a panic: "It's not about the size of the nose, it's about the shape of the bone and the flesh. Oh, I'm scared to death. I have to wrap my hands first, to see if I'll be burned... God!"

I was taken aback for a moment, and laughed while covering my stomach.

Wu Er leaned over: "What's so beautiful about you? I didn't hear that I'm going to work hard for you, hehehe..."

I suppressed my voice and scolded him: "I still have to work hard for you, three or five times a night, can you bear it?"

He couldn't move his hands, so he kicked me with his feet, and I kicked against him for a while.

I said, "Erlang, are you tired? I'll help you go upstairs to rest for a while."

An Daoquan was in a hurry: "Hey, this is my home, why don't you treat yourself as an outsider?"

I said: "It's not that I won't give you the rent, what's the matter?"

An Daoquan yelled: "That's not..."

The second general Wu stared: "How dare you say no? You have seen the gold seal on my face, and you know who I am. We are not here to watch, for fear that you will report to the police! You have not Settle down for me, and stay out of my sight. Otherwise, hum! I can do anything."

An Daoquan stomped his feet: "God of plague, you are two gods of plague!" After taking a look at Wu Er, he quickly changed his words: "Well...you can live here with me, but you can't scare my woman. I don't Report to the official, I promise not to report to the official!"

I helped Wu Er upstairs.

The house is not big, there are only two rooms upstairs.

An Daoquan lived in one room with the woman, and we lived in the other room. All the things in their room were taken out, and the bedding was all our own to ensure cleanliness.

The daily meals are also prepared and delivered by the servants I hired. I don't have a partnership with his family, and I have nothing to do with that woman in his family.

A few days ago, An Daoquan was still very nervous. He was afraid that the two of us would take care of him. After a few days, he relaxed. Apart from treating Erlang's wounds, he hung out with that woman every day.At night, as soon as the door of the two people's rooms was closed, they started to make noise, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to their room, they started to make noise as soon as the door was closed.

Erlang and I squeezed together on a small bed, and couldn't fall asleep listening to the movement next door. After a while, Erlang suddenly burst into laughter.

I said, "What are you laughing at?"

He said: "I laughed at An Daoquan, who is as thin as a chicken and still so crazy, does he want to die?"

I also laughed: "Why worry about this for others?"

He started to talk meanly again: "Oh, you used to have such a row with your ladies at night?"

I said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't even touch them."

He curled his lips: "Oh, An Dao has said everything, you are very patient in that matter, are you willing to idle?"

I said, "Ability is one thing, and actual operation is another. I have that ability, but it doesn't mean that I can operate it on a daily basis, you know?"

He patted my forehead a little: "Great, glib, you. In fact, I have figured it out for a while. You and those women are formally engaged by three matchmakers and six hires. It is reasonable to have such a thing, but you With me……"

Pressed his lips: "Erlang, stop talking, I'm sleepy and want to sleep."

He obediently turned away.

The next day, seeing that he was better, I went shopping and bought some food and stuff. I passed by a silk shop and remembered that Erlang's pajamas had to be changed more often, so I went in to pick out for him.

I took a fancy to a bright red one, the color is very correct.

There was a pair of mandarin ducks embroidered on the back, which happened to have the numbers of me and Erlang, so I bought it without thinking about it. I planned to give it to him at night, but suddenly thought, this is An Dao's family, if I teach him Seeing that the two of us are wearing the same pajamas, I am afraid that we will chew again.

This guy is a prostitute, if you teach him to see something, he can perfect a hundred and eight poses for you in the blink of an eye, I don't want Erlang to be the butt of jokes in other people's mouths.

So he picked out another two pajamas and was about to pick out another outerwear for Erlang when suddenly his vision blurred and a familiar figure walked past him.

I put down what was in my hand and quickly chased after him.

It was two women, one young and one older, equally well-dressed with jewels.

Accompanied by several mothers-in-law and servant girls behind him, he went shopping through the streets and alleys.

When we arrived at a jewelry shop, the young woman might have taken a fancy to something, and asked someone to wrap it up without asking the price, and the older woman on the side said: "Yue Niang, you already have enough jewelry." , why do you still want to buy it?"

When Yueniang heard what she said, she had the right to pretend that she didn't hear it, and she just greeted her and taught her women to draw out the bank notes.

The old lady's face darkened immediately, and she muttered to the old woman beside her: "When I was not married, I heard that she was the best at housekeeping. Why did she become lavish when she entered our house? here?"

The mother-in-law didn't dare to answer, but Yueniang sneered: "Mother-in-law, if you want to blame it, blame your son for being too stingy. You always have to weigh things carefully when buying me. If he is like my Qinglang, every time When I go out and come back, I have to pick the best and most expensive things for me, how can I spend money by myself?"

The old lady said angrily: "Yue Niang, you are now my housewife, and you still mention your ex-husband all the time, but what do you think of my son and my mother-in-law?"

Yueniang pretended to cover her mouth: "Hey, mother-in-law, I'm sorry, I made you unhappy again by making a slip of the tongue. Who made my Qinglang's mother die early? I have never served my mother-in-law. I really don't like it. Know how to get along with your old man!"

The noble lady slapped the table angrily: "Wu Yueniang, how did you talk to the elders?"

The servant next to him hurriedly persuaded, Yueniang picked up a cup of tea and drank it slowly, with a sneer.

I hid in the dark and looked at her, and my heart tightened more and more. I haven't seen her for a long time. Yueniang seems to be more beautiful, and her dress is more gorgeous and decent, but why does she lose so much weight, and her face is so white that there is no trace of it? rosy?

While talking, a man came running quickly from outside, and greeted Yueniang first when he entered the door: "My lady! Where did you go with my mother? It made me look for it all Long time, are you tired? Come, come, ask Mr. Xiang to give you a shoulder squeeze..."

Yueniang dodged his hand, and said impatiently: "What are you doing in public? Didn't you see that the old lady's face turned black? Why don't you hurry over to persuade her?"

The man asked cautiously: "Mother, lady, are you two bickering again?"

The lady sneered: "How dare I? Your wife comes from a family of officials and officials, and she is very honorable. This can be said to be untouchable, untouchable, and untouchable. I will be careful when I accompany your mother 1 times. Can't stop complaining? How dare you talk about her?"

The noble lady took out her handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes while she was talking, and the man timidly pulled the corner of Yueniang's clothes: "My lady, you see that my mother is angry, can you say something nice to coax her?"

Yueniang frowned: "Take your hand away, what are you doing?"

This time, even the man's face was a little uneasy.