[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

It's Dazai, now that it's confirmed, I feel relieved.

I only hesitated for a second, then followed Ayanokoji into the men's room again, and came to the fourth cubicle.

Then I saw the picture of Dazai embedded in the toilet like a world famous painting.

...Did I guess right just now about the two points of "hanging" and "cannot be pulled out of the toilet"? !I really understand Osamu Dazai!

Or should I be glad that it is the buttocks and not the head that I can't pull out at this time? !No, the slot is not here!

Why would someone get stuck in the toilet?

"What are you doing, Dazai?" I pointed to the rope, then to him.

"Because the shape of the water pipe is very suitable for hanging, I couldn't help but want to try it. Then I stood on the toilet and gestured for a while, but accidentally slipped my foot and..." Dazai scratched embarrassingly Scratching his head, "But I couldn't come out anyway, so I had to ask Zhongya for help, ah, it's really heartless - he has turned off his phone."

Because the frequency of your calls is completely disturbing!

And if you think about it carefully, if you are here, he will definitely laugh and applaud wildly, and invite the whole school to visit you!By the way, take another photo or something and bring it back to Yokohama for the Hong Kong black people to admire the heroic appearance of their leader... No, this one is not that one-there is no psychological burden to persecute you! !

I don't want everyone in Hong Kong to know that I have a husband who is stuck in the toilet in the middle of the night and can't get out!

Besides, aren't you very skilled in hanging yourself?Why is it so stupid to get stuck in the toilet!How do you tell me to look directly at the toilet in the future? !

Ayanokouji who was standing beside her became even more rigid.But there was no expression at all, and it seemed even more expressionless.

"Then it won't be so stuck!!!"

"So I want Chuya to come!"

After all, it is impossible to save you!

"Anyway," Ayanokōji interjected, "let's fuck him first."

"Yes, it feels like my spine is going to be broken!"

"Deserving it."

I coldly grabbed one of Dazai's hands, and Ayanokouji grabbed the other.

"I count to three, together." I said.

"it is good."

"Three, two, one! Push hard——"

"Come on, Liuli sauce! Use your strength!"

"Shut up! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

……

Thank goodness the baby was born and it was a bandage ball (crossed out)

It is Osamu Dazai who is being persecuted now

The next day.

I came to class with dark circles under my eyes and sighed melancholy.

After doing that stupid thing, I didn’t lie in bed until nearly one o’clock, and I was woken up by Dazai’s call for help at six o’clock today, saying that his school uniform hadn’t been dried yet, please come and blow it up and dry it quickly.

Please, just because I can blow hair doesn't mean I'm a hair dryer, okay?

Don't even have school uniforms that can be changed and washed?

"Yes, but it's all hanging there, so I didn't do anything~" Dazai said regretfully.

——What did you do when you disappeared from my sight?All clothes dirty?

and!Your school uniform from yesterday!It must have been soaked there!There!there!

If you ask me, I won’t use it again without washing it two or three times!You just told me to wash it? !

I rightfully declined the option to blow dry last night's school uniform and opted for another one.It feels like my wind is going to be polluted.

——Ah, I'm really having a hard time.

Now I finally finished a class awake.Every blink is a test of my willpower, and I feel like I'm going to pass out the next moment.

I only slept less than five hours today.

But it doesn't matter if you fall asleep now, right?Anyway, I'm not a serious student, and I don't need to think about going to school. It doesn't matter if I don't listen to the lectures, right?

The management of this school is also very loose.It's a bit too loose. No matter if someone is late for class or they are sleeping and playing with their mobile phones while talking in class, the teacher in class will never say anything and continue class without changing his face.

——So it doesn’t matter if I sleep a little, right?

But can this kind of management really cultivate talents with a 100% enrollment rate and employment rate?It's only the third day of school, and almost no one is paying attention to the class. Is this really good?

Or are you saying that everyone is a genius without taking lectures?

……

No, that's not something I'm worried about.

Too sleepy.

Let's go to sleep.

I'm sorry for the next class, Mr. Saeda, I'm not disrespecting you, it's just that I'm really sleepy...

……

"Bring me to dinner?" During the lunch break, Ling Xiaolu was unexpectedly stopped by his front table, "Actually, what happened last night..."

"Please don't mention last night again!" She clasped her hands and was almost begging him.

"Ah... Anyway, it's easy to do."

"No, no, it's a great help! I'm really sorry! Let me treat you to dinner! Order whatever you want!"

Someone invites you to dinner, do you need a reason to refuse?No need.He also accepted it with peace of mind. "Then how about eating the ramen on the third floor of the commercial street?"

He was planning to go there at first, and he heard that the reviews were very good.Since Kawato-san brought it up, I'm not polite to place an order.

"No problem! Ah, it doesn't matter if those two guys go together? Dazai should pay the bill!" After all, he was the one who was trapped in the toilet.

"It's okay. Let's go, Chuandu..."

"You can just call me Liuli!" Liuli waved her hand, "It's strange that few people call me by my last name."

"Okay, Lucy."

Does this count as friends?I really didn't expect that the opportunity to make friends would be... like this.

Ayanokouji couldn't help but sigh.

It is a good thing to be friends with a beautiful girl, but her other two friends seem to be a bit difficult to deal with. There is always a premonition that those two people will make big things sooner or later.He just wants to spend his high school life in a low-key manner, and having too many interactions with troublemakers is not what he wants.

When a group of people arrived at the ramen shop, the shop was almost half full.

They found a square table and sat down.

Dazai Osamu is on the right of Ayanokouji, Nakahara Chuya is on the left, and the beautiful girl Ruri-san is on the opposite.

When Osamu Dazai was not speaking, he was very quiet. Just sitting there, it felt like this corner was shrouded in darkness.He seems to have a melancholy aura by nature.

When Zhongyuan Zhong didn't speak, he exuded a dangerous dark aura.Different from Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara is dangerous. The first thing a normal person notices is not his handsome face, but the beast-like eyes in the abyss.

What a wonderful combination.

But that's when you don't talk.

——When they were talking, Ayanokouji had the illusion that he was watching a double cross talk.

——Maybe it was a three-person cross talk.

"Ahhh, it's disgusting to see Chuya's face as soon as I look up after eating today!" Osamu Dazai complained, "Why don't you change places with Liuli-chan!"

"Didn't you stay next to each other after changing positions?" Liu Li replied without looking up at the menu.

"...You have a point."

"Do you think I want to sit across from you? Damn, I haven't settled yesterday's score with you yet!" Nakahara Nakaya tapped the table with his right index finger, "Who called me for half an hour and almost killed me in the store?" Can't checkout anymore!"

"Oh, who knows? Who is it?"

"It's you, bastard! 73 times! You made 73 phone calls!" Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the call log and produced clear evidence.

"But you only picked up one of the 73, it's really ruthless~~ah, maybe that one is because Liuli asked you to pick it up?"

"So, Dazai, you know that you won't pick it up, and you're still so persistent..." Liuli passed the menu to Ayanokoji, "Which kind would Ayanokouji-kun want to eat?"

"The first one will do." Ayanokōji said.

The cross talk between the left and right channels is still going on.

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted: "Then I'll try to make it difficult for you to listen to it. It's the reason why you didn't hesitate to call me 73 times last night."

"No, I don't need you now. The last one I can rely on is the kind Liuli~"

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya's eyes wandered between Liuli and Lingxiaolu, "If I remember correctly, Liuli said on the way here, this meal is to thank Lingxiaolu, right? Then why should I thank him?"

This question is dangerous.

——He couldn't say that he was called to the men's room in the middle of the night to pull out Osamu Dazai who was stuck in the toilet while hanging himself, right?Time, place, characters and events are full of magical realism elements.

And Liuli didn't really want to tell others about it.

Ayanokouji subconsciously looked at Ruri.

Liuli quickly took the menu and stuffed it into Zhongyuan Zhongye's hand: "Zhongye, order."

Before Chuya could react, Osamu Dazai quickly grabbed the menu from him and nodded, "Just order Chuya the wasabi-flavored ramen."

"I didn't ask you!" Liuli took the menu away again and put it back in Zhongya's hand. "Hurry up and order."

"Hey—why didn't you ask me Liuli-chan?!" Osamu Dazai was extremely wronged.

"Need it? I'll give you something good. Chuya, do you like it!"

"That's it, beef flavor is fine." Zhong Yuan Zhong also handed the menu back to Liu Li.

"Okay!" Liuli stood up, "I'll go to the waiter! You two don't quarrel with me!"

Before leaving, she did not forget to give Ayanokouji a complicated hinting look.

...seems like things are getting complicated.Ayanokoji felt that the next development was not very good.And he couldn't understand Liuli's eyes.

With the only girl leaving the table