[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

Go take a look - blah blah blah!Chuandu Liuli, calm down, you are really perverted by doing this!

There must be a proper solution!

some!There must be!

It's just a men's toilet!It's just the men's room!Just ask any boy to go in and have a look, wouldn't it be great!

Yup! ! !

Having experienced a round of battle between heaven and man, I took out my mobile phone.

At 28:[-] in the evening, Kiyotaka Ayanokōji received the first call from a girl in his high school career.

"Well, Ayanokōji-kun, it's a bit too much to ask suddenly, but... but but! Can you come to the second floor of the commercial street and do me a favor right now? Please!!!"

great finally born

famous paintings.

world masterpiece.

Definitely a world famous painting!

At this moment, Osamu Dazai, who was half of his body embedded in the toilet from the waist down to the thighs, was waving to me with a bewildered smile, with his feet raised outside.It seems that what he is sitting on is not the toilet, but the leader's sofa of the Ganghei Building.

I even noticed a rope hanging dangling from the water pipe above my head.If I'm not wrong, he should have also carried out activities such as hanging himself.

——If the neglected location is the toilet, the car is the toilet, and some golden light special effects are added, it may be comparable to world-famous paintings such as The Passion of the Christ.

—Should I sing Hallelujah at this time?

God damn Hallelujah!It's my man who's stuck on it now,

I can even imagine the turmoil in Ayanokouji's heart next to him.

Anyway, my heart is turbulent.

It started when I called Ayanokōji here just now.

Late at night, lonely men and widows, in front of the men's restroom.

Any free combination of elements is bad.

Ayanokoji accidentally agreed to the request from Ruri Kawatani.Perhaps because he couldn't resist her desperate tone and sincere words, he hesitated for a moment, and after 10 minutes, he arrived at the designated location on the second floor of the commercial street that Liuli had mentioned.

But he didn't expect that it would be in front of the men's toilet.

How should I put it, I suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of disillusionment.After all, being called out by a girl who is almost the ceiling of the class at night, but meeting in front of the toilet door, it is really hard to say.

"I'm really sorry! But I really can't find a suitable person!" Chuandu Liuli apologized as soon as she saw him, "I'll trouble you to come out at night."

"It's okay, I can't sleep anyway." Ayanokoji said expressionlessly, "I thought you would be with your boyfriend, Kawato, or a classmate from Zhongyuan."

After all, the three of them are also a special small group in the class. Kawato Ruri seems to only be active with the literary duo, which makes it very difficult for the boys in the class who have some thoughts about her.

It's a bit impolite to say so, but there are indeed many boys in the class who still have thoughts about Kawato Ruri who already has a boyfriend.From their point of view, Osamu Dazai's weird bandages are not as competitive as they are—and they don't know where their confidence comes from.But they behaved very covertly. After all, things like prying corners also depend on timing, right?

Especially her relationship with Dazai seems to be very good.

Sitting in the back seat, he ate a lot of dog food within two days.

"Chumen won't come to help..." she muttered, "I'm not sure, but it's too embarrassing. After thinking about it, I can only ask you to be a barely familiar Ayanokouji-kun."

If you count the eye contact on the first day and the brief conversation today, he is indeed the person with whom she communicated the most besides Kushida.

The duo of two literary giants gave people a very unfriendly feeling, and ordinary people didn't want to get close at all.So Chuandu Liuli was hardly harassed, and of course there was no normal interpersonal communication.

"So, what happened?"

"Uh, that's... Ayanokōji-kun, can you go into this toilet and see if there is anyone in it?"

"what?"

"Just, just check to see if anyone is inside! If there is..." She showed a troubled expression, "If it's Dazai, please help him."

"You mean Dazai was probably killed inside?"

Chuandu Liuli covered her face with her hands: "It's not that he was killed, I'm not sure if he was inside, it would be best if he wasn't."

"Why do you think he's in there?"

"...Will you believe me if I say telepathy?"

"will not."

"It's too simple!"

"Oh, well, I believe it. But why?"

"..." She choked for a moment, "Anyway, anyway, I just know there is probably someone inside, I don't know if it's Dazai."

"Then your request just now was not to let me go in to see if there is anyone there, but to go in and see if it is Osamu Dazai, right?"

"Correct."

"And if it's really Osamu Dazai, do you think he encountered some trouble inside and needs to be rescued?"

"Yes!!" Kawatari Ruri's eyes were extremely moved, "It's great that you understand! Ayanokōji-kun! Please!"

It was this kind of development.

But it's a reasonable development.I don't think it's a very troublesome thing, maybe Osamu Dazai just forgot to bring paper, or something embarrassing such as soiled pants, so it's not good to ask your girlfriend for help, right?

Thinking about it this way, Kawato-san is really a considerate girl.

Thinking so, Ling Xiaolu slowly stepped into the men's room where she was helpless under Liuli's expectant gaze.

The first compartment, with the door open, is empty.

The second compartment, open the door, no.

The third compartment, well, no either.

Then there's the last one, the fourth compartment.

—locked?Is that someone?

So Ayanokouji lightly knocked on the partition door. "Excuse me, is anyone in there?"

"Yes~" A voice came from inside, which seemed to be very similar to Dazai in his impression.Probably that's it.

"That, is it Dazai?"

"Eh—you know me?"

"I'm Ayanokōji Kiyotaka from my class. Kawato-san asked me to come in and take a look, saying that you seem to be trapped inside."

"Ah?! Did Liuli know it already? You must have found it too quickly!" Osamu Dazai broke down slightly from the cubicle.

"Yes, she's at the door now. After all, it's not convenient for her to come in this kind of place." Indeed, it's a bit embarrassing to let your girlfriend know that you are trapped in the toilet for some unknown reason, right?Ayanokōji also explained, "She asked me to rescue you, so Dazai, are you in any trouble?"

Probably out of paper or something?

Ahhh, I still have to eat dog food at night.But after this incident, maybe the relationship with Kawato-san can be improved a little bit, and it can barely be called a friend relationship, right?Ayanokouji is still troubled about making friends.

"Oh, yes, yes, sorry for the trouble, Ayanokōji-kun."

Immediately afterwards, Ayanokōji heard a sound of movement coming from behind the door panel, similar to the sound of something hitting the door panel, or the sound of Dazai Osamu unwittingly flipping the lock inside.

...What are you doing?

"Okay, push the door and come in, Ayanokouji-kun."

There was an unlocking sound from the compartment.

So Ayanokōji pushed open the thin door panel and saw a scene he will never forget in his life——

At that time, I was standing outside the toilet. Although I was facing the wall on the other side, pretending to admire the wallpaper, I was actually paying attention to what was going on inside.

Then I heard the sound of Ayanokoji knocking on the compartment door, and Dazai shouted in a broken voice, "...Did Ruri already know?!"

Sure enough, it's inside!

You should think of this when you are on the phone!Mingming and I answered the phone together.

Speaking of which, what was he doing in the toilet?Is it because he was hanged halfway and couldn't get off?Or buried your head in the toilet and can't pull it out?

...No, the latter one is too disgusting.

But it's not a low-explosive option like forgetting to bring paper, right?Maybe the belt is broken and the pants can't be put on?

So what can he do in the toilet!You won't do any strange things that will have any impact on Ayanokouji-kun's worldview, will you?

"...Okay, let's push the door and come in, Ayanokouji-kun."

Come on, Ayanokouji-kun!I believe you won't scream when you see Dazai hanging from the ceiling!

——But this is too quiet, right? !

Why has there been no sound for so long? !

I couldn't help but yelled inside: "Lyanokouji-kun?"

"Ah..." Ling Xiaolu responded slowly, "It's a little troublesome, but you can try it."

"Yes, is that so? Come on..." What did he see?

I paced outside restlessly.

Suddenly feel like a husband waiting for news outside the delivery room? ?

No, Dazai will not have children.It shouldn't be Ayanokouji-kun who delivered the baby.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why is there no sound inside again!

Was it born?Is it men's or women's football? (strike out)

"Ayanokōji-kun? Dazai? Hey—are you ready? What are you doing???"

……

No one answered.

Soon Ayanokoji came out expressionlessly, and said to me: "I feel a bit difficult, why don't you go in and help, Mr. Kawato?"

I:? ? ?

Is this dystocia? (strike out)

"But this is the men's room..."

"It doesn't matter if it takes a while, anyway, it's so late, and there's no one else, only Dazai is there."

It seems to be... I didn't dare to go in before because I was afraid that there would be no