Today is also a day to exploit system loopholes
Chapter 2 The basic skills of the courtier
Through the blurry bronze mirror, he saw a familiar face with a slightly strange face.
The person in the mirror has slender eyebrows, clear and moist eyes, a small but firm nose, and a pair of thin lips that are tightly twisted and raised upwards, giving people a feeling of a smile that is not a smile.The temples are half scattered, the crown hangs lightly, and the green silk is so charming.If it weren't for the heavy purple official robe on his body that was too mundane, it would not be an exaggeration to call him a fairy.
Qin Suxi couldn't help touching his face in surprise, this face is as beautiful as it is beautiful, but why is it so familiar!
Could it be that the first courtier of the Jin Dynasty is still a public face?
As if sensing Qin Suxi's doubts, the system immediately came over and answered: "Because after the host came, I imported all the information into the host, so this is the host's own face!"
A small mosaic filled with great care.
The cheerful voice of the system seemed to be asking Qin Suxi: Surprised or not?Not surprisingly!If it had a tail, it would have been raised high by now.
Qin Suxi: ...
have to!Originally, I could comfort myself when I did bad things, telling myself that I did not do these things by myself.Well now, even a vest is gone.
Qin Suxi staring at the bronze mirror was very melancholy.
Looking at himself in the mirror, he always felt like a dream, very unreal.Although there was some subtle resistance in his heart, he still had to accept the reality.
The reality is that he, Qin Suxi, died and came back to life after his death, becoming a treacherous and sycophantic prime minister of the Jin Dynasty.
However, why does his face seem to be wrong?Both like their own, but not like their own.How should I put it... It's like getting a hydrolight injection!
Qin Suxi asked suspiciously: "System, what's wrong with my face?"
Although the face was indeed his, was he so good-looking in the first place?Or has he been digging too much with the archaeological team, and he has forgotten what he looks like?
The system proudly said: "Host, this is the novice aura I gave you!"
"What?" Qin Suxi was startled.
The system said, "Because among all the attribute options of the host, the charm value is as high as 90 points, which is the highest index among all attributes!"
"So, according to the 'most favorable' conditions requested by the host, I chose a purple primary protagonist halo for the host! Calculated as 90% of 10, the charm value will increase by 98 points, and a handling fee will be deducted. The current charm value is [-] points!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have unlocked the City of Alluring People with a Smile, and the title of Alluring People with a Smile!"
Maybe the system wanted to express more festively, so it set off two fireworks in Qin Suxi's mind!Colorful and beautiful!
Qin Suxi: ...
A huge sense of powerlessness suddenly surged in his heart.
Charm blessing halo?This little broken system is so fucking... good at math!
The corner of his mouth twitched, and he still couldn't believe it and asked the system: "So I asked you to choose the most favorable option, and you gave me two injections?!"
"Of course not!"
The system looked surprised, but its surprise didn't make Qin Suxi feel a little relieved.
"Master, don't you feel it? Now besides your face, your skin is so smooth that it can be easily broken! And your waist is softer now! You can put it in any pose!"
He doesn't dance, what pose do you want?After hearing what the system said, Qin Suxi thought so.
In fact, the last sentence of the system has a lot of meaning, but it's a pity that Qin Suxi didn't realize it.He only thought that this little broken system was out of its mind again. After all, a good novice aura was replaced with two water needles, which really didn't look like a serious system.
Just recalling his trust in the system as if he was mentally retarded before, Qin Suxi felt that his intestines were full of regret.
……
When the car turned a corner, the wind gently opened the car curtain, revealing a white snow scene outside the window.
Dodging along the street, and carefully watching the passers-by with long knives in the guards' hands, he told Qin Suxi nakedly that he had come to another world where the rules and his own cognition completely ran counter to each other.
"System, what is my mission?" Qin Suxi asked.
After binding the host, the system becomes lazy and does not cherish it!
It lazily replied: "Just do the things on the monument of misfortune again!"
"What about the specific task?" Qin Suxi frowned.
At this time, the system felt a little embarrassed, "This... I don't know either."
"Since the end of the last mission, I have been asleep for hundreds of years, and my scattered memories are not clear. And the Monument of Misfortune has been destroyed, so I have to wait until the mission conditions are triggered before releasing the mission."
Qin Suxi: ...
Why does he always feel that he is bound to an unreliable little trash?It has to be said that this is the most accurate hunch Qin Suxi has ever had in his life.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Then if I never trigger the mission conditions, will I not have to do the mission?"
The system violently shook its head and said: "Impossible host, the mission conditions are too easy to trigger! Maybe you just hiccup, and there will be a mission."
Qin Suxi:? ? ?
What kind of metaphor is this?
The sedan chair wobbled for half a street before stopping at one place.After coming to a complete stop, the car curtain was suddenly lifted from the outside, revealing Eunuch You's wrinkled old face.
"Lord Qin, you have already arrived at Luan Siku's residence." Eunuch You flattered Qin Suxi while looking at him flatteringly.
Because he inherited the original owner's memory, Qin Suxi only had to react for a while before finding out all the information about the person in front of him from his mind.
Eunuch You, the imperial eunuch who has been serving Emperor Jinming since he ascended the throne.Greedy and lustful, flattering the master, almost the same as the original master.But this time, Eunuch You came out of the palace with Qin Suxi, in order to help Emperor Jin Ming choose a talent show.
These two said it was a talent show, but in fact it was almost the same as robbing women from the people!After all, Emperor Jin Ming is now over half a hundred years old, and there are not three thousand beauties in the harem, but two thousand nine.
Qin Suxi thought: But any normal person would not push his daughter into the fire pit, would he?
Suddenly, he felt a little headache.He didn't want to get involved in such a shameful thing like Huang Shiren's arrest of Xi'er.But helplessly, I have just traveled through time, and the system is not reliable, so I can only take one step and see one step in everything.
However, since the original owner had already accepted the job, he couldn't run away.If it is suppressed as a hat of disobedience and disrespect, it is a serious crime of beheading!
Thinking like this, just as Qin Suxi was about to step out of the car door, the system suddenly reminded him in a whisper: "Drip! Congratulations to the host, trigger the mission!"
"Mission title: Excessive maintenance of power;
Reward points for task completion: 50 points;
Task content: Please choose one person at random, and show him the nature of a courtier who bullies others and turns black and white! "
Qin Suxi:? ? ?
The second the system released the task, Qin Suxi was stunned.What did he do?How did you trigger the mission?
Although this mission triggers inexplicably, I have to say that the content of this mission is quite... wonderful.
Originally, he was still worried about how to deduct the shit pot of the draft, but this task reminded him, isn't the Eunuch You who is the same as the original owner in front of him, the best candidate to take the blame?
"Host! Host! The mission is coming!!!"
The system excitedly said: "Do you need me to manipulate your body to improve your acting skills and help you complete the task? Only 20 points!"
"No, I don't want to."
Qin Suxi rejected the system indifferently, not because of the 20 points that he didn't know what to use for, but because he simply felt that the system was unreliable.
Besides, even if there is no systematic suggestion, it is not impossible for him to act.
After thinking for a moment, Qin Suxi lowered his eyes slightly, playing with the green jade finger in his hand, as if that stone could produce flowers.Then, his whole body exuded an aura of 'get the hell out of here', and he really deserved a beating!
It is indeed a bit difficult to grasp such a beating temperament.But when he thought of the attitude of the unit leader when he was an intern, he had an epiphany.
Adhering to the essence of a sycophant who can never look people in the eye when speaking, he instructed Eunuch You in a tone-deaf way: "I think... such a small matter, Eunuch You can handle it by himself, right?"
Immediately, Eunuch You's smirking face became stiff all of a sudden.
But the other party still bent down cautiously and replied: "But Lord Qin, what the Holy Majesty said is..."
Before Mr. You finished speaking, Qin Suxi rested his forehead and interrupted with a frown: "Why does the wind seem to be holding a knife in it today? It makes me have a headache."
Eunuch You: ...
Looking at the tightly wrapped sedan chair, Eunuch You didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to hit someone a little bit.
Qin Suxi didn't care whether what he said was logical or not. Anyway, the one with the hardest fist is the boss, and if he has enough power, he can turn a deer into a horse.
He continued to act cheekily: "Eunuch You, my body has been weak since I was a child, and I can't stand the cold. If I get sick, I'm afraid I'll have to ask the emperor to help me proclaim the imperial doctor when I enter the palace."
"Eunuch You, do you think so?"
On the surface, Qin Suxi was talking about something irrelevant, but in fact, what he meant was: If you don't follow me, I'll go back and sue you!
After a wave of operations, the system was stunned!
"Host, have you invaded my performance database?"
Suddenly a voice appeared in his head, Qin Suxi was almost frightened by it, and could only threaten the system viciously in his heart: "Don't talk!"
The system was wronged, the system stopped talking, and the system squatted in the corner.
A small mosaic has suffered a lot of grievances!
Eunuch You was also pissed off by Qin Suxi's green tea talk, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Just like what the other party said, if something really happened to this sick child when he returned to the palace, wouldn't the Holy One still blame him? !
Eunuch You could only agree with him with a smile on his face: "Master Qin said, it's all because of my lack of thoughtfulness, I should slap you! Just stay here for a while, and my servant will come back as soon as he goes."
The author has something to say
Whoever you are, love me, right now. ()
The person in the mirror has slender eyebrows, clear and moist eyes, a small but firm nose, and a pair of thin lips that are tightly twisted and raised upwards, giving people a feeling of a smile that is not a smile.The temples are half scattered, the crown hangs lightly, and the green silk is so charming.If it weren't for the heavy purple official robe on his body that was too mundane, it would not be an exaggeration to call him a fairy.
Qin Suxi couldn't help touching his face in surprise, this face is as beautiful as it is beautiful, but why is it so familiar!
Could it be that the first courtier of the Jin Dynasty is still a public face?
As if sensing Qin Suxi's doubts, the system immediately came over and answered: "Because after the host came, I imported all the information into the host, so this is the host's own face!"
A small mosaic filled with great care.
The cheerful voice of the system seemed to be asking Qin Suxi: Surprised or not?Not surprisingly!If it had a tail, it would have been raised high by now.
Qin Suxi: ...
have to!Originally, I could comfort myself when I did bad things, telling myself that I did not do these things by myself.Well now, even a vest is gone.
Qin Suxi staring at the bronze mirror was very melancholy.
Looking at himself in the mirror, he always felt like a dream, very unreal.Although there was some subtle resistance in his heart, he still had to accept the reality.
The reality is that he, Qin Suxi, died and came back to life after his death, becoming a treacherous and sycophantic prime minister of the Jin Dynasty.
However, why does his face seem to be wrong?Both like their own, but not like their own.How should I put it... It's like getting a hydrolight injection!
Qin Suxi asked suspiciously: "System, what's wrong with my face?"
Although the face was indeed his, was he so good-looking in the first place?Or has he been digging too much with the archaeological team, and he has forgotten what he looks like?
The system proudly said: "Host, this is the novice aura I gave you!"
"What?" Qin Suxi was startled.
The system said, "Because among all the attribute options of the host, the charm value is as high as 90 points, which is the highest index among all attributes!"
"So, according to the 'most favorable' conditions requested by the host, I chose a purple primary protagonist halo for the host! Calculated as 90% of 10, the charm value will increase by 98 points, and a handling fee will be deducted. The current charm value is [-] points!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have unlocked the City of Alluring People with a Smile, and the title of Alluring People with a Smile!"
Maybe the system wanted to express more festively, so it set off two fireworks in Qin Suxi's mind!Colorful and beautiful!
Qin Suxi: ...
A huge sense of powerlessness suddenly surged in his heart.
Charm blessing halo?This little broken system is so fucking... good at math!
The corner of his mouth twitched, and he still couldn't believe it and asked the system: "So I asked you to choose the most favorable option, and you gave me two injections?!"
"Of course not!"
The system looked surprised, but its surprise didn't make Qin Suxi feel a little relieved.
"Master, don't you feel it? Now besides your face, your skin is so smooth that it can be easily broken! And your waist is softer now! You can put it in any pose!"
He doesn't dance, what pose do you want?After hearing what the system said, Qin Suxi thought so.
In fact, the last sentence of the system has a lot of meaning, but it's a pity that Qin Suxi didn't realize it.He only thought that this little broken system was out of its mind again. After all, a good novice aura was replaced with two water needles, which really didn't look like a serious system.
Just recalling his trust in the system as if he was mentally retarded before, Qin Suxi felt that his intestines were full of regret.
……
When the car turned a corner, the wind gently opened the car curtain, revealing a white snow scene outside the window.
Dodging along the street, and carefully watching the passers-by with long knives in the guards' hands, he told Qin Suxi nakedly that he had come to another world where the rules and his own cognition completely ran counter to each other.
"System, what is my mission?" Qin Suxi asked.
After binding the host, the system becomes lazy and does not cherish it!
It lazily replied: "Just do the things on the monument of misfortune again!"
"What about the specific task?" Qin Suxi frowned.
At this time, the system felt a little embarrassed, "This... I don't know either."
"Since the end of the last mission, I have been asleep for hundreds of years, and my scattered memories are not clear. And the Monument of Misfortune has been destroyed, so I have to wait until the mission conditions are triggered before releasing the mission."
Qin Suxi: ...
Why does he always feel that he is bound to an unreliable little trash?It has to be said that this is the most accurate hunch Qin Suxi has ever had in his life.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Then if I never trigger the mission conditions, will I not have to do the mission?"
The system violently shook its head and said: "Impossible host, the mission conditions are too easy to trigger! Maybe you just hiccup, and there will be a mission."
Qin Suxi:? ? ?
What kind of metaphor is this?
The sedan chair wobbled for half a street before stopping at one place.After coming to a complete stop, the car curtain was suddenly lifted from the outside, revealing Eunuch You's wrinkled old face.
"Lord Qin, you have already arrived at Luan Siku's residence." Eunuch You flattered Qin Suxi while looking at him flatteringly.
Because he inherited the original owner's memory, Qin Suxi only had to react for a while before finding out all the information about the person in front of him from his mind.
Eunuch You, the imperial eunuch who has been serving Emperor Jinming since he ascended the throne.Greedy and lustful, flattering the master, almost the same as the original master.But this time, Eunuch You came out of the palace with Qin Suxi, in order to help Emperor Jin Ming choose a talent show.
These two said it was a talent show, but in fact it was almost the same as robbing women from the people!After all, Emperor Jin Ming is now over half a hundred years old, and there are not three thousand beauties in the harem, but two thousand nine.
Qin Suxi thought: But any normal person would not push his daughter into the fire pit, would he?
Suddenly, he felt a little headache.He didn't want to get involved in such a shameful thing like Huang Shiren's arrest of Xi'er.But helplessly, I have just traveled through time, and the system is not reliable, so I can only take one step and see one step in everything.
However, since the original owner had already accepted the job, he couldn't run away.If it is suppressed as a hat of disobedience and disrespect, it is a serious crime of beheading!
Thinking like this, just as Qin Suxi was about to step out of the car door, the system suddenly reminded him in a whisper: "Drip! Congratulations to the host, trigger the mission!"
"Mission title: Excessive maintenance of power;
Reward points for task completion: 50 points;
Task content: Please choose one person at random, and show him the nature of a courtier who bullies others and turns black and white! "
Qin Suxi:? ? ?
The second the system released the task, Qin Suxi was stunned.What did he do?How did you trigger the mission?
Although this mission triggers inexplicably, I have to say that the content of this mission is quite... wonderful.
Originally, he was still worried about how to deduct the shit pot of the draft, but this task reminded him, isn't the Eunuch You who is the same as the original owner in front of him, the best candidate to take the blame?
"Host! Host! The mission is coming!!!"
The system excitedly said: "Do you need me to manipulate your body to improve your acting skills and help you complete the task? Only 20 points!"
"No, I don't want to."
Qin Suxi rejected the system indifferently, not because of the 20 points that he didn't know what to use for, but because he simply felt that the system was unreliable.
Besides, even if there is no systematic suggestion, it is not impossible for him to act.
After thinking for a moment, Qin Suxi lowered his eyes slightly, playing with the green jade finger in his hand, as if that stone could produce flowers.Then, his whole body exuded an aura of 'get the hell out of here', and he really deserved a beating!
It is indeed a bit difficult to grasp such a beating temperament.But when he thought of the attitude of the unit leader when he was an intern, he had an epiphany.
Adhering to the essence of a sycophant who can never look people in the eye when speaking, he instructed Eunuch You in a tone-deaf way: "I think... such a small matter, Eunuch You can handle it by himself, right?"
Immediately, Eunuch You's smirking face became stiff all of a sudden.
But the other party still bent down cautiously and replied: "But Lord Qin, what the Holy Majesty said is..."
Before Mr. You finished speaking, Qin Suxi rested his forehead and interrupted with a frown: "Why does the wind seem to be holding a knife in it today? It makes me have a headache."
Eunuch You: ...
Looking at the tightly wrapped sedan chair, Eunuch You didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to hit someone a little bit.
Qin Suxi didn't care whether what he said was logical or not. Anyway, the one with the hardest fist is the boss, and if he has enough power, he can turn a deer into a horse.
He continued to act cheekily: "Eunuch You, my body has been weak since I was a child, and I can't stand the cold. If I get sick, I'm afraid I'll have to ask the emperor to help me proclaim the imperial doctor when I enter the palace."
"Eunuch You, do you think so?"
On the surface, Qin Suxi was talking about something irrelevant, but in fact, what he meant was: If you don't follow me, I'll go back and sue you!
After a wave of operations, the system was stunned!
"Host, have you invaded my performance database?"
Suddenly a voice appeared in his head, Qin Suxi was almost frightened by it, and could only threaten the system viciously in his heart: "Don't talk!"
The system was wronged, the system stopped talking, and the system squatted in the corner.
A small mosaic has suffered a lot of grievances!
Eunuch You was also pissed off by Qin Suxi's green tea talk, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Just like what the other party said, if something really happened to this sick child when he returned to the palace, wouldn't the Holy One still blame him? !
Eunuch You could only agree with him with a smile on his face: "Master Qin said, it's all because of my lack of thoughtfulness, I should slap you! Just stay here for a while, and my servant will come back as soon as he goes."
The author has something to say
Whoever you are, love me, right now. ()
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