Today is also a day to exploit system loopholes

"Ahem... Human, you broke my things, you have to pay for it! Don't you think so?"

Looking at the talking mosaic in front of him, Qin Suxi had a phrase in his heart, "Mamaipi", and didn't know whether to say it or not.

He was originally one of the many dead professors in the National Academy of Sciences who were waiting to die with a dead salary.But because of the unfavorable time and bad luck, he actually won a lottery in the research institute!In desperation, he followed the archaeological team into the mountains to dig graves.

Who knew that when they arrived at the tomb, they encountered a group of robbers!

When the two groups met, it was like a blind cat meeting a dead mouse. They met for three seconds with big eyes and small eyes, and then they started to copy guys to fight!

Qin Suxi felt that he was just a professor who couldn't carry his shoulders or hands. Of course, he had to let the archaeological team do the rough work of fighting!

So, he resolutely hid behind a five-foot-high stone tablet and squatted down, intending to lie down and win.

Who would have thought, who would have thought!

There is actually a person who thinks the same as me in the tomb robber gang on the opposite side!

The stone tablet is only two feet wide, and there is no way to accommodate two people to hide.So, when Qin Suxi was fighting for territory with that tomb robber named 'Gousheng', he didn't know who accidentally kicked the stele.That flimsy tottering stone tablet collapsed just like that!

Then, the two were crushed to death together.

Then, Qin Suxi came to a white cave that was empty all around.On the ground lay the fragmented stone tablet that had crushed him to death just now; in the air was a talking mosaic.That mosaic also claimed that he was a system and asked him to compensate without shame.

What's the matter!

Try to move your eyes away from 'Mosaic'.After all, always looking at a mosaic, it is easy to think of bad things.

Qin Suxi couldn't help turning his head away, and said awkwardly: "You see, I'm dead, so there's no way I can compensate you, right?"

'Mosaic' laughed and said happily, "It's okay! It's okay! You'll pay for it if you die!"

Qin Suxi:? ? ?

For some reason, he always felt that he was happy to die.

He couldn't help taking a step back, and said cautiously: "How to pay?"

'Mosaic' happily jumped twice on the fragments of the stone pile on the ground, excitedly said: "It's easy! I will arrange a new body for you, and then you can do all the content written on that stone tablet again! At that time, you can still use the body I gave you to live on, how about it? It's a good deal!"

Looking at the steles covered in traditional characters on the ground, the corners of Qin Suxi's mouth twitched slightly.

If you meet an uneducated person, you may really believe in the evil of this 'mosaic'.

Unfortunately he is not.

Qin Suxi is not only illiterate, but also a professor who has studied hard for many years.He didn't say he could understand the words on it at a glance, but he almost realized it with his eyes.

Under the expectant eyes of the system, he said quietly: "This stone tablet...is it a tablet that records the historical facts of the first courtier of the Jin Dynasty?"

Huh! Σ(°△°|||)︴

The system was shocked, "You know him?!"

Qin Suxi twitched the corners of his mouth, pointed at the gravel on the ground and said, "If I follow this above again, can I still live?"

Although the history has not been fully restored, he has also done a little research on this prime minister.

Corruption and perversion of the law, slanderous rumors to confuse the master, rebellion and treason...everything is a serious crime against the nine clans.When the old emperor was still there, the prime minister's position was indeed strange to Shu Tan, but it's a pity that when the new emperor came to power, he failed in rebellion, so he just hiccupped.The kind of hiccup fart that was cut one by one by the executioner for a thousand knives, commonly known as Ling Chi execution.

Thinking of the meat grinder in the vegetable market, Qin Suxi couldn't help but shudder.

"Well, I think it should be possible to save me if I go back now."

The system was a little flustered, but it still pretended to be calm and said: "If it doesn't exist, you will be crushed into meatloaf, dear."

Qin Suxi became more determined, "It's okay, I don't mind being reincarnated."

Hearing what he said, the system panicked!He simply cried, made trouble and hanged himself: "I don't care! You broke my things, you have to pay me!"

"You can't say that."

Qin Suxi reasoned with the system, "Look, the effect of force is mutual. Your stone tablet is broken, and I am also a cake. Now the two should be clear, don't you think?"

system:……

He continued to coax and say: "Also, I wasn't the only one who broke the stele just now, you can try to lure him!"

What is kidnapping?How can it be called abduction when doing tasks? !

The system felt aggrieved, and wanted to cry, "But that person's IQ didn't even reach the average level, so I've already passed it..."

Qin Suxi: ...

Is it his fault for being too smart?

Seeing that the other party didn't intend to bind itself at all, the system suddenly felt hopeless.

Originally, the last restoration of the Misfortune Monument was unqualified, and was requested by the Lord God to be rebuilt.It was not easy to meet a person who didn't look stupid and entered the tomb. If he couldn't even bind it successfully at this moment, it would not be the Monument of Misfortunes that the Lord God asked to rebuild!

Thus, the system sacrificed the last dignity of his life, and threw himself on Qin Suxi's lap!

The system begged bitterly: "Hey! Please, bind me! If I fail this task again, I will be remade, oh..."

Qin Suxi glanced at the strange system on his thigh with a complicated expression, Qin Suxi was a little speechless, "Get up first..."

The system was very excited, "You agreed?!"

"no……"

Qin Suxi was silent for a moment, but still said cruelly: "I just think it's strange that you lay on me as if you made a mosaic for me... so can you stop pulling me?"

The system didn't know what the mosaic meant, but the other party obviously rejected it.So, it cried even more sadly!

The system climbed another two inches, and said heart-rendingly: "I don't care! If you don't agree to me, I will keep pawing you!"

Qin Suxi: ...

It was already very bad to die inexplicably, but now I have to be begged by a little cry to let him die again.Qin Suxi, one head and two big, felt that it was too difficult for him.

"Okay, okay...I promise you, get off me quickly!" He said helplessly.

Anyway, I was originally an orphan, and my relationship with my adoptive parents was not close, and I didn't have anything to worry about.Since the dead are all dead, it should be regarded as doing good deeds.And this system was indeed crying miserably, although under the cover of the mosaic, he couldn't see the tears.

"You promised!"

The system happily jumped up from Qin Suxi's body, and his voice was very cheerful, not at all sad as when he was crying just now!

Qin Suxi:? ? ?

"This system, your face seems to be changing a little fast."

"Of course!" the system proudly said: "I have stored more than 1000 human emotions in my database, and I can just call them up when needed!"

Qin Suxi: ...

"Is it too late to repent now?"

"It's too late!" The system giggled, "The host has already responded, and the withdrawal is invalid. Now start to force the binding!"

"Ahem, by the way, forced binding will be a little painful..."

As soon as the system finished speaking, before Qin Suxi could react, he felt as if his head was about to explode!Memories that don't belong to him are constantly being squeezed in from outside.This feeling is like planting a tree in his mind, and now the tree is beginning to take root and sprout, absorbing nutrients.

The system didn't mean to be considerate to him and let him take a break, but happily started to jump in Qin Suxi's mind: "Didi! Congratulations on the successful binding of the host!"

"Now start to distribute novice benefits, the benefits are the halo of junior protagonists!

Please choose the halo attribute you need within 5 minutes, and it will be invalid after the time limit! "

"The classification of auras includes: red aura, which increases 10% of the original basic luck; orange aura, which increases 10% of the original basic fortune; yellow aura, which increases 10% of the original basic fortune; green aura, which increases..."

Qin Suxi's head was about to explode from those messy memories, and he really couldn't be distracted to listen to what the system said.

He could only grit his teeth and support his head, reluctantly said: "You help me choose, choose the most favorable one."

After all, it is a system and is familiar with tasks.Let it choose, there should be no problem, right?Qin Suxi thought so.

"Thank you host for your trust!" the system said happily.

"Through the rigorous calculation of this system, the highest score attribute of the host has been calculated, and the aura of the protagonist of this type has been selected."

"Now start to replace the character's name...The name was replaced successfully!"

"I wish the host a pleasant experience and complete the task as soon as possible!"

Listening to the confident voice of the system, for some reason, Qin Suxi suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Closing his eyes, he saw the white hole he was in just now again.Through the layers of white light, he saw changes on the torn stone tablet on the ground.The place where the name of the prime minister of the Jin Dynasty was recorded on it began to be blurred, and then gradually became clear.In the end, the name directly became—Qin Suxi.

……

The whole body began to shake, and Qin Suxi, who was dizzy, felt a little nauseous.

He thought this was a normal reaction to the adaptation period of his new body, but when he opened his eyes, he realized that he was in a spacious sedan chair.

This sedan chair is almost big enough for an adult to lie flat and sleep, and there are no six people who will definitely not be able to lift it up.Because it was winter, the sedan chair was covered with thick carpets.In order to prevent the entry of wind and frost, the car curtains were specially replaced with thick leather grass furs.

Steaming hot tea and snacks are prepared on the small table, and the fragrance of tea is overflowing, and you can tell that it is extraordinary when you smell it, which shows the extravagant life of the owner of this sedan chair.

He flipped through it casually, and found a bronze mirror in the dark compartment of the sedan chair!

Qin Suxi lamented the original owner's coquettish bag, and he didn't forget to bring a mirror in the sedan chair.At the same time, he picked up the mirror and looked at himself. Apart from looking at his new body, he also wanted to see what the legendary first courtier of the Jin Dynasty looked like.