The self-cultivation of the coquettish scum [Quick Transmigration]

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According to the official history of Emperor Hui of Zhou, when Emperor Hui was in power, he spent tens of millions of dollars to build his mausoleum, countless stonemasons were buried in the palace, and there were countless gold, silver and jade wares.Later generations explored its acupoints, but none of them were found.

The unofficial history of the later Zhou Dynasty records: In the outer coffin of Emperor Hui of Zhou, only one object was buried with him, which is said to be a white jade mask.People in the market say that this mask is a relic of Emperor Hui's sweetheart.However, the two are predestined and have no separation, and they are separated all the time.

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It was not yet Mao time, and the sky outside the window was gloomy, and there was no light in the sky.

Shu Le rolled down from the bed with a sad face, rubbed his eyes bitterly, and said to the system: "Tong! These days are really not human!"

The system was watching a dog-blooded idol drama, without raising its head, it said, "You finally woke up, then I can amplify the sound."

Shu Le: "We agreed to share joys and sorrows together!"

System: "It will be gone when you are in bed with those male protagonists and the sky is dark."

Shu Le: "I didn't! I am a temperate person!"

System: "Hehe."

Shu Le, who was ridiculed, became even more melancholy. He sorted out the clothes on his body in a mess, and before he had time to tidy up, he heard the soft sound of the bead curtain being pulled open, and walked to the bedside lightly.

"Your Majesty, empress, are you going to wake up?"

The little eunuch bowed down by the bed respectfully, and asked in a low voice.

Shu Le finally took this opportunity to rub the fake breasts back to the correct position after sleeping all night, and then sighed deeply: "Ah! In this ruthless and calculating world, only my breasts can give me A little bit of warmth!"

The system choked up a mouthful of old blood: "Wake up, the chest is not yours either."

Shu Le insisted: "If you stick it on me, it's mine!"

The system was speechless and could only say: "The little emperor is awake, why don't you take this opportunity to brush your face. Maybe he doesn't want to behead you."

Shu Le rolled his eyes and thought, and immediately walked over to the bed: "You're right!"

System: "..." This mentally handicapped host.

The little eunuch's first call didn't respond, so he called out a second time: "Your Majesty, empress, are you awake? It's almost Mao hour."

Only then did Zhou Sui faintly wake up. He slowly opened his eyes and asked, "You just said, what time is it?"

The little eunuch quickly knelt down: "Go back to Your Majesty, it's almost Mao time."

At this time, there was the sound of watchmen from the night watch palace, and the little eunuch immediately changed his tone: "Your Majesty, it's time."

Zhou Sui gave a low "um", stretched out his hand to rub the center of his brows, and subconsciously reached out to touch the side of the bed after a while, the temperature on the other side had dropped, and the person sleeping next to him had obviously left for a long time.

Zhou Sui immediately became alert: "Where's the queen?"

Shu Le said "hehe" twice in his heart, knelt down together with the little eunuch and said, "Your Majesty is awake, let this concubine wash and change your clothes for you."

The palace servants who got up in the morning had already come in one after another, and the oil lamps were lit in the room, which immediately illuminated the darkness in the room.

The red palace lanterns and gauze curtains from last night are still there, but the wedding candles have cooled down.

Since the empress wanted to recommend herself to change the clothes of the emperor, the other waiting ladies and eunuchs dared not take the credit, so they all stood quietly aside, as if they were ready to help the empress at any time.

Zhou Sui drank some wine at the wedding banquet yesterday, and it was only now—by the bright lights that he could see clearly the new queen he had to marry.

Perhaps it was because she hadn't put on makeup in the morning, her lips looked a little pale; her eyes were dark and bright, with a curved arc when she looked at herself, pure and natural.

The slender eyebrows add a bit of color to the whole face, showing a bit of heroism in the charming.

Zhou Sui stretched out his hand to touch Shu Le's face with a smile that was not a smile: "The Queen is indeed the favorite little daughter of General Zhen Guo. She is so beautiful, what more can I ask for?"

While frantically shaking goosebumps, Shu Le squeezed her own thigh, said coquettishly and shyly with red eyes, "It's... my minister, my concubine's good fortune to be able... to be loved by His Majesty."

The smile on Zhou Sui's face deepened, he stretched out his hand to help Shu Le up, and said softly: "Zi Tong worked hard last night, leaving things like dressing and washing to the palace servants, Zi Tong can rest at ease."

After finishing speaking, she let go of Shu Le's hand and got out of bed.

Shu Le didn't want to wait for others to change and wash. Hearing that Zhou Sui didn't need him, he was so happy that he almost rolled around on the bed twice.

However, due to the fact that other people in Shule didn't have the nerve to get out, they just poked at the system and said, "Tong, I don't think I can beat him in terms of numbness!"

The system advised: "Calm down, you can't beat the male lead no matter what."

Shu Le said: "No, I think I can only compete with the little emperor in skills!"

The system was surprised: "What technology?"

Shu Le said: "Of course it's the Eighteen Forms of Longyang!"

System: "...I wish you were still the innocent and bright child back then."

Shu Le kindly said: "It's okay, even if I'm no longer innocent, I'm still your baby."

The system crashed: "I don't want a baby like you who can't clean up with [-] tons of cleaning powder wholesale!"

Shu Le: "Quack quack."

The system ignored him again, probably blocked Shu Le again.

After blacklisting three hundred times a day, Shu Le has gotten used to it, and he just entertains himself if the system doesn't play with him.

So Shu Le opened the bed curtain stealthily, Zhou Sui outside was changing clothes behind the screen, only a section of strong and strong shoulders were exposed, it seemed that he had not exercised much.

Shu Le drooled for a while, feeling aggrieved for the little emperor in his heart.

Look at what a poor child, he trained hard, endured and endured, and hibernated for so many years, isn't it just to overthrow the Shu family in one fell swoop, so that he can take back the power of the government!

Shu Le once again looked at Zhou Sui kindly with the eyes of caring for a two-hundred-jin child for a long time.

Until Zhou Sui changed into his court clothes and walked out from behind the screen, it seemed that he was about to go to the front hall for dinner.

Shu Le also saw the right time and got out of bed, pretending to be reserved, walked to Zhou Sui's side, blessed her body slightly: "Your Majesty, my concubine will see you off."

Zhou Sui lowered his head and glanced at Shu Le, and said gently: "Zi Tong is newly married into the palace, so he was supposed to have dinner with me this morning. But last night, I allowed the concubine Jia to eat the pearl and emerald porridge she made by herself. I missed my appointment with Yu Zitong."

Shu Le wanted Zhou Sui to leave quickly, but he wanted to disgust him: "The concubine is terrified. Your Majesty came here from the concubine Jia last night. It has been a lot of hard work. The concubine Jia is so caring, so she specially made soup to comfort your majesty. It's because the concubines didn't do enough."

Zhou Sui frowned and listened, always felt that there was something in Shu Le's words, but couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

Seeing Zhou Sui's expression, Shu Le burst out laughing in his heart. He has pissed people off dozens of worlds, and if he is found out, it would be a ghost.

In the end, Zhou Sui still couldn't find out what was wrong with Shu Le's words, so he had to pretend to be affectionate to help Shu Le up himself, and led the group of people away.

It wasn't until the person walked a long way that the system let out a long sigh: "Oh, this male lead is really not good."

Shu Le drove all the palace people out, pulled up her skirt and ate the peanuts on the table with Erlang's legs crossed: "What's the matter? Is it better to have a big nose or a small fresh meat? It looks good to me?"

The system immediately alerted: "You don't want to pull someone into bed again, do you?!"

Shu Le said innocently, "Am I that kind of person?"

The system issued a heartfelt accusation: "You are!"

Shu Le: "I don't, I'm not, even if they always like me, I'm still very reserved!"

System tired love: "I am deeply worried about this male protagonist who can't even hear you questioning his sexual ability."

Shu Le ate another peanut, and commented: "What a simple child, the most likable."

The system said: "Don't eat, go out of the palace, wash your face, change your clothes and go up!"

Shu Le: "Up, up, up! Tong'er, you don't love me anymore! You were very gentle before!"

System: "...Forget it, you have to wear a mask anyway, it doesn't matter whether you wash your face or not..."

Shu Le: "..."

Zhou Sui, who was walking outside the hall, stopped suddenly, so frightened that the little eunuch who was following him quickly stood still, bowed his waist and said, "Your Majesty?"

Zhou Sui said: "Fuquan, do you still remember what Shu Wanyi said just now?"

The little eunuch naturally didn't dare to call Shu Le by his name, his face turned pale with fright, and he said respectfully, "You mean the Empress?"

Zhou Suiyue thought more and more that something was wrong, and frowned again: "She mentioned it both last night and just now - I have worked very hard since I came back from the concubine Jia...Why does she think I have worked hard?"

Fuquan hangs around with the court ladies all day long, and has more or less heard about verbal taking advantage of him.

I didn't notice it just now, but now that Zhou Sui repeated it again, I almost thought that I had misunderstood the meaning of the new empress.

The little eunuch Fuquan couldn't help casting a look up at the empress, and then firmly said to Zhou Sui: "Return to your majesty, this is the first time the empress has entered the palace. The palace is so big, I must have thought that your majesty came here on foot from the concubine's palace. .”

Zhou Sui raised his eyebrows: "Really?"

Fuquan immediately knelt down and said in fear: "Slave, I don't dare to speculate—"

Seeing the little eunuch's behavior like this, Zhou Sui also put away the interest he had just explored, and waved his hand: "Come on, it's just a pawn, let her go."

The author has something to say: Shu Le: Hee hee, I heard you use me as a pawn?

Zhou Sui: I'm not... I didn't... baby... I was wrong...

Shu Le: Forget it, for the sake of your failure, I forgive you.

Zhou Sui:? ? ?

System: ... MD It's not a loss for a host like you to die every day. . .