The self-cultivation of the coquettish scum [Quick Transmigration]

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According to the history of the later Zhou Dynasty: when Emperor Hui Zhou Sui was in power, there was a tiger general who was invincible and invincible in every attack. The neighboring countries outside the Great Wall listened to his name, and all stood shyly, not daring to fight.

The unofficial history records: It is said that men and women should look like men and women, and there is no one in the whole country who has the same appearance as men and women.This general is the heart of the emperor, but he has a long way to go, and he will die early.

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In the third year of Zhengyuan, Xia.

The red palace lanterns hung high outside the hall, two pairs of red candles were weeping inside the hall, layers of gauze curtains were layered, and the faint ambergris gradually permeated the entire palace.

The palace maid's cautious voice came from next to my ear: "Empress Empress, just now news came from the front hall that His Majesty has come to Fengqi Palace, please wait a little longer."

Shu Le twitched the corners of his mouth, and lowered his voice, trying to make himself appear gentle and pleasant, and said, "I know, you should go down first."

The little maid went down obediently.

Shu Le stretched out his hand and brushed off the red hijab on his head, saw the figure of the little palace lady's back clearly by the bright candlelight, and said happily: "Tong! Will there be many such cute soft girls serving me in the future?" ?”

The system took a mouthful of melon, and it took a long time to spit out the seeds, and replied numbly: "Instead of thinking about this, you should think about your mission."

Shu Le rubbed his neck that was sore from the pressure of Feng Guan, and said, "If you didn't only care about eating melons every day, I wouldn't have to become a big boss in women's clothes..."

The system immediately ate a mouthful of melon indignantly, and retorted: "If you hadn't been hooking left and right all day long every time you went to other worlds, and finally overturned! How could I have made such a bad plan!"

Shu Le immediately felt guilty. After looking left and right for a while, he reached out and touched the fake breasts: "Okay, okay, stop talking, the fake breasts are going to fall off."

system:"……"

The system managed to calm down, and couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "That's the latest type of silicone, which is soft and natural, and won't fall off so easily. Don't worry."

Shu Le: "Oh...how do you feel that you understand it very well?"

System: "...Stop talking, the little emperor is coming soon. Wait and remember to give him the apple in your hand. It is said that the ancients valued peace and happiness."

Shu Le nodded again, touched the apple in his hand subconsciously, and realized later: "No, baby! I just took a bite of that apple in the sedan chair."

System: "...you have a plate of new apples in hand, you can change it with the notch facing down."

Shu Le let out a "tsk", and quickly replaced the apple: "I didn't expect that you are still such a uniform."

System: "...Isn't this all forced by you? Can you do more and reduce BB?"

After replacing the apple, Shu Le retracted her hand under the red handkerchief, and said, "Aren't I nervous?"

The system asked curiously, "You weren't nervous before, why are you nervous now?"

Shu Le worried: "What if he wants to fuck me? I haven't had sex with the emperor yet."

The system choked up a mouthful of blood: "As long as you are willing to refuse, I can find a way to make him hallucinate."

Shu Le thought about it again: "Hey, I'm mainly worried that if he, an emperor, takes off his pants and finds that Ding Ding is not as old as me, wouldn't he be embarrassed?"

System: "... Please shut up."

So Shu Le finally shut up obediently.

I don't know how long I waited, but Shu Le felt that the smell of ambergris in the hall had cooled down, and only then did my father-in-law's voice come from outside the door: "Your Majesty is here—"

The system quickly called Shu Le, "Wake up! We're picking up the guests!"

Shu Le sat up startled in his dying dream: "Here, sir, please--"

System: "Bah! You're not a pimp now! Get on your knees! The little emperor is coming in!"

Shu Le hurriedly shut his mouth, pulled the red kerchief on his head, and knelt down swiftly.

In the intertwined candlelight, Shu Le saw a pair of boots of the same color as his own and stopped in front of him.

The little emperor didn't speak, so Shu Le naturally wouldn't speak first.

The two stood and knelt in a stalemate for a long time, until Shu Le felt that his knees were going to go numb, the emperor in front of him stretched out his hand to support Shu Le, and said lightly, "Zi Tong is flat."

Hey, return to Zitong.

Shu Le shook the goose bumps on his body, followed the emperor's hand and stood up.

The two of them walked slowly to Longfengxi's bed and sat down. The personal eunuch who was waiting on the side immediately presented the wedding scale, and said in a drawn-out voice: "Your Majesty, please lift the hipa for the empress—"

Not long after, a golden scale gently reached over and took off the red hijab on Shu Le's head.

Shu Le blinked, glanced at the little emperor sitting next to him, and secretly said to the system: "I think this little emperor is pretty good."

The system couldn't hold back its curiosity: "Where is it good?"

Shu Le: "You can see that he has a big nose, and he looks very capable."

System: "Blocked. Goodbye."

Shu Le: "Don't, don't—Tong'er! I was wrong!"

I don't know if the embarrassing system really blocked him, Shu Le didn't wait for a reply for a long time, so he had to turn his attention to the scene in front of him again.

In the bright candlelight, the little emperor seemed to have a little smile on his face, making him look a little better again.

It's not the same as what the system said.

It was recorded in the information given to him by the system before he came——Zhou Sui, Emperor Hui of the Later Zhou Dynasty, was impermanent, loved to kill, and had a sweetheart who looked like a white lotus flower, but it was said that the sweetheart died early.

It is also miserable.

Shu Le sympathized with Zhou Sui Yibo in his heart, and even his eyes showed a bit of love for children who had lost love.

The little eunuch next to him went on to say: "Your Majesty and the Empress are invited to have a drink together—"

Shu Le hurriedly poked the system again: "Ouch! It's time for a cup of wine! I'm a little nervous!"

The system is expressionless: "Eating melon?"

Shu Le: "..."

The Hejiu wine is served in two exquisite and small three-color porcelain cups, and the transparent wine liquid looks watery in the candlelight.

Shu Le looked at Zhou Sui on the opposite side, ready to reach out for another glass immediately after he reached out, to experience the pleasure of drinking with the emperor.

However, Zhou Sui's eyes fell on the Hebei wine and stopped for a while, then he said: "Today I drank a lot in the concubine's palace, so let's forget about the Heyi wine, you guys go back."

Suddenly, everyone was in an uproar.

In the eyes of the ancients, it was a very big thing not to drink Hejiu wine, which means that the husband and wife are united as one and will never be separated again.

And Zhou Sui's intention of not drinking the wine is also very obvious, he just doesn't want to become one with Shu Le!

Shu Le immediately said to the system: "Tong! This little emperor is very courageous!"

The system seems to have flipped through the information: "Nonsense, he can't wait to kill your whole family and have a drink with you?"

Shu Le said melancholy: "I'm very wronged."

System: "It's okay, when you come to this world, you will get used to being wronged and wronged. Remember to hold your silicone chest patch."

Shu Le said in shock: "Didn't you say you won't fall?!"

The system said: "When you stopped drinking the wine just now, you took a deep breath and felt like you were about to drop."

Shu Le: "..."

Shu Le could only silently feel the precarious silicone bra on his body, then looked up at Zhou Sui, wanting to stabilize his bra when he wasn't paying attention.

Since Zhou Sui said just now that there is no need to drink Hebei wine, Xi Po, who stood aside with a low sense of presence, seemed to want to try harder, bowed and said: "Your Majesty, my Majesty——you must drink this Heyou wine, no It's not good to drink..."

Zhou Sui pursed his lips, and a cold smile came out of the corner of his mouth: "I am the Son of Heaven, what's wrong?"

Everyone immediately fell silent again.

Zhou Sui waved his sleeves: "Everyone back down."

The maid and eunuch went down with Xi Po, and closed the palace door thoughtfully before going out.

Zhou Sui stood up, walked to the table with his back to Shu Le, and took something from the table.

Shu Le didn't care what he took, but when Zhou Sui didn't pay attention to him, he quickly touched his breast stickers and restored his C cup.

Then he said to the system: "Although I only have a C cup, I believe I am already the biggest in this little emperor's harem!"

The system seemed to be shocked by Shu Le's shamelessness, and it took a long time before he said: "He is true anyway, why are you a fake here?"

Shu Le bowed his head again and admired his C cup full of complicated emotions, looked up at the little emperor who was walking towards him, and said softly, "Your Majesty~ let's sleep in peace."

system:"……"

Holding a piece of white silk in his hand, Zhou Sui walked over to stop for a while, took out a dagger from his sleeve, and was about to slip it into his hand, but was stopped by Shu Le.

Although Zhou Sui has been in power for three years, he is so young that he is not worth mentioning compared to Shu Le who has survived countless worlds.

Shu Le knew what the little emperor was going to do at a glance, but he just wanted to disgust him, pinched his throat and said delicately: "Your Majesty, let me do it."

Zhou Sui frowned subconsciously: "Do you know what I'm going to do?"

Shu Le rolled his eyes in his heart, but his face was gentle and humane: "Your Majesty had a court meeting early today, and he just came back from Hui Concubine's sister, so he must be very tired. You and I are husband and wife, so there is no need to rush For a while, let the minister and concubine take care of this injury."

Before Zhou Sui could answer, Shu Le bit his finger, stood up, and wiped the blood from his finger on the pure white silk handkerchief just now.

Then he raised his face slightly, showing a harmless and shy smile like Zhou Sui: "Your Majesty, it's getting late. Let's go to sleep."

After all, everyone is going to go to court tomorrow morning, Shu Le winked at the little emperor, and fell into bed with a grunt.

The author has something to say: Zhou Sui: The first time we met... My daughter-in-law doesn't seem to have a good impression of me, it's all the author's fault!

Shu Le: It doesn't exist, I have no impression of you at all :)