[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat

"I heard that they caught something extraordinary today, and the Black Lizard almost exploded."

Just as Kara put down the shovel, Ibuzaki, who was sitting on the side and staring at her, said so.

"An incredible character?"

"Hmm. I heard that he was a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, and then he defected or something."

It's really lucky for him to be alive today.

The mafia has a set of special rules for dealing with traitors. Jialiang also saw them do this when he was in Pengo Lie before. I don't know how the Hong Kong gangsters deal with them.

"Hahaha, if you want, I will cut off his head. After a person's head is cut off, he can still maintain consciousness for a few seconds. During this time, I will kick it away...Why are you so staring at me? Follow me."

Jialiang patted Phil's head, but she waved him away.

"Because I didn't expect you to use such a simple method. The way a traitor is dealt with is bound to be accompanied by great pain. It is really... I vote for harakiri."

Intervention is required after seppuku, otherwise it will be accompanied by great pain and fear-but the mafia is a profession that is far from the samurai.

Phil, who had no understanding of samurai culture, beat Ibuzaki hard in his heart, and kicked him calmly on the surface.

"But after beheading, you can hang your head on the city wall to show the public. Isn't this the best way to deter people?"

"I don't think a Hong Kong black leader who has a young child would be interested in hanging the head of a traitor on the door of his office."

Jia Liang was sandwiched between two people discussing the cruel punishment, mixing sugar and flour together.Hearing the sound of sugar sliding across the wall of the basin, Phil immediately turned his interest to this side.

"What are you going to do? Cake?"

"I was thinking that if the black lizard is overwhelmed, it shouldn't be too obsessed with desserts for afternoon tea, so I plan to bake bread."

Silently, Phil pushed Cheese towards Jia Liang, threatening with his eyes.

"...well, cheese will be added."

"I have to make bread anyway, why not make a wreath-shaped one, and offer that poor old man the last blessing before going to hell."

Jialiang didn't care too much about the shape of the bread, and it was his honor to make Phil interested.

"You dote on her too much."

Even though he was a classmate for six years, Jia Liang never treated the same naive and lively Yuki Yoshino as he doted on Phil.

What's going on with this Phil, it can't be because of his life-saving friendship with Jialiang because of his small body.

"Ibuzaki-kun can also order food."

"...No."

He was afraid of being punched into Tokyo Bay by that sharp mafia.

After sending the dough into the oven, and finally taking a breather during the busy noon, Phil, who was doing nothing on the side, noticed a strange atmosphere, and the sense of crisis made her jump off the chair.

Ibuzaki glanced outside the kitchen door, and it was Akutagawa who walked over aggressively.

"Is it an old acquaintance of the black lizard? No wonder that Akutagawa is so angry."

Phil's brain circuit, which is different from ordinary people, connected two seemingly unrelated points at that moment.Trench coat, mafia, so it is.

What kind of teacher is there is what kind of damn apprentice.

"Jialiang, you should know where the captives are."

After all, one day Jialiang got lost in the Hong Kong and Hei Building and almost triggered some security mechanism. After that, Zhong also told her the key points to pay attention to.

"That's right...but Phil couldn't just go and chop off his head, right?"

"Idiot, I am the one who gives the punishment, not the executioner."

"Shouldn't it be the leader of the gangsters who issued the punishment?"

Phil's foot greeted Ibuzaki's calf again.

Jialiang made cheese garland bread, but there was not enough space in the middle to put half of the head in it.Phil roughly understood the properties of the bread by touching it, and looked at Jialiang critically.

"The dough will expand when fermented, and today's yeast seems to be particularly powerful."

Phil pulled a piece from the middle, and after calculating and confirming that it would not be disconnected from one side, he temporarily forgave Jialiang and Yeast.

"Can I smoke the rest?"

Before Jialiang could answer, Phil quickly took another piece of bread and put it on his plate.

It would be a total waste to hand this bread over to this smokey freak!

"Okay, I will make afternoon tea when I come back later."

I just hope Ibuzaki doesn't make too much of a mess in the kitchen by then.

Jialiang took Phil, who was eating bread, to the detention room.There was only one person in the empty and dark room, and the chains tied his hands and hung them above his head, which is the restraint method often seen on TV.

Just as Jialiang took a breath of the damp and moldy air in the room, Phil strode in with a piece of bread in his mouth.

"I didn't expect you to have this day."

In her eyes, it is not data, so even if the room is dim, she still knows who this person is.

Just as she thought, these two people in trench coats made her angry, and the reason why the black lizard exploded was because of this suicidal maniac.

Dazai looked at Phil, she was triumphantly tearing the bread into a circle, and then——

"Jialiang, come and help."

Jia Liang, who guessed what Phil wanted to do, sighed, and stepped forward to hug Phil.Although she didn't have enough strength to lift it high, but Dazai also lowered his head in a "sensible" manner, and Phil was barely able to reach his head.

"A farewell gift for you, be happy, you will get your wish soon."

"This is really, really nice."

Not a bad response.

Phil nodded in satisfaction, hoping that Dazai would not be ignorant.

The bread was placed on Dazai's head like a garland, and his whole body was reflected in Phil's retina.

Sure enough, everything he touches will also be ignored by this curse. Is it his own ability?

"It feels like Mr. Dazai is not surprised to see us here."

Even though they only met each other twice on the bank of Ajiuhe River because of committing suicide by jumping into the river, Jialiang was also surprised that the traitor who Phil and Ibuzaki had been entangled for a long time was beheaded or seppuku turned out to be him, but the other party seemed to have known about it for a long time same.

"No, I'm surprised, so surprised that I want to die for love now."

When Dazai said this, he looked at Phil. It was rare for him to close his eyes with a smile. Objectively speaking, he was quite handsome. Maybe someone would be fascinated by this scene, but...

Phil had never hated herself so much for being able to see only Dazai's face in this world. She even thought that one day she would really cut off Dazai's head because of his bastard speech.

"You're still the same, very cunning! Too—"

The door was kicked open rudely, and a young man dressed in pitch black walked in. After seeing the other two people in the room, he lost his voice instantly.

Golden goblin, why do you always get Jialiang involved in trouble, and it happens to be related to this bastard.

"Wow, it's scary. Here comes a dark and short man."

He has investigated the relationship between Jialiang and Zhongye a long time ago, but Phil's information is blank.Her blond hair is too iconic, and she doesn't hide it when she goes in and out of Hong Kong, so it becomes his third purpose for coming here.

He could feel that they were the same kind, people who didn't understand this world.

"You—huh, Dazai, you won't think of suicide when you're old."

Chuya's next sentence was to show off his lovely wife to his former partner.

A person like him must not be able to understand this kind of happiness.Even if he keeps dating different women, he still can't understand such a thing as love.

"No, my wish now is to die in love with the beautiful girl in front of me."

Phil rolled his eyes and hid his figure behind Jialiang.But as soon as she stood still, she regretted it. Wouldn't she be caught in a trap?

She doesn't want to die for love at all.

"Huh? You mean this goblin?"

Nakaya gave Phil a sideways look. Compared with Dazai, they both really make him angry, they are a perfect match.

"...No, I'm here to fight with you!"

"In front of my wife?"

A crossroad visible to the naked eye appeared above Chuya's head.Ah, he knew it, this guy definitely knew about his relationship with Jia Liang, and he interrupted him on purpose just now!

"Tai, Zai, Zhi!"

"Ah, wait a minute."

Dazai took off the bread from his head, and signaled that Chu can also start.Otherwise, from the angle just now, Bread would have died together with the chains that bound him.

Phil looked at Dazai, and by the way, he got a look back.

... so annoying.

So Phil pulled Jialiang and left the scene quickly, and there was a loud noise behind him, hoping that the wall was okay.

"It turns out that the two of them know each other."

Jialiang understood belatedly.Is that why the way Chung Ye looks at Da Jae every time is so strange?

After all, what is the relationship between Dazai and Dazai?If people from various worlds reincarnate into cats through this unreasonable game, then it is impossible for people who are still alive to appear.Dazai gave her the feeling that Dazai was very similar to Dazai, but there were some things that couldn't be described as weird, like, a person's two sides...

"Are you thinking about that man?"

After all, unlike her who sees through everything, Jialiang doesn't even know about "supernatural powers" now.

The impact of Yokohama's phantom book, the literary giant whose existence was erased by history because of the war of supernatural powers is reincarnated here with supernatural powers, it can be regarded as a repair mechanism for the world.

"Hmm. I'm thinking about the relationship between Mr. Dazai and Dazai. After all, it's hard to have the same pronunciation as Bai Lan."

...Your Bailan is not the same name, because Bailan in the parallel world was defeated, and Mirufiore also became history, so he is the Bailan Jesso who kidnapped you in this timeline.

"Maybe it's just a person. Your cat is the reincarnation of his suicide—isn't it often written in science fiction?"

So that’s why there is such a description as “the unsearchable person”.

Jia Liang showed a comprehending expression. She has also seen the time travel movie. People who go back to the past cannot meet themselves at that time, otherwise time and space will be disordered.Phil fell into a deeper level of thinking.That person didn't have the aura that would linger on a person with supernatural powers here in Yokohama, so what exactly broke her curse.

"Hey, Phil, did you drop something?"

Because he is not used to short hair and doesn't like braids, Jialiang reluctantly gave Phil a shape, but now there is a missing clip for fixing.

"...Because your force analysis was really bad, I took off the unnecessary clips."

"Analysis of force? But, your hair has already started to fall. Shall I fix it for you?"

Phil twisted the falling hair behind his ears awkwardly.

"It's been thrown away."

"what?"

"I'm sick of it! Go back to the kitchen! I'm hungry!"

But isn’t it you who said that clip looks good, and even bought it out of your own pocket?

Jialiang really doesn't understand Gray Wolf's capriciousness.