[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat

On the revetment of the familiar Ajiuhe River, Jialiang and Phil walked one after the other. The setting sun elongated their shadows, and unexpectedly they couldn't see the length.

"That nasty man in the windbreaker..."

Phil touched the Band-Aid on his face, where there was a scratch that was not deep or shallow, and the murder weapon was the windbreaker of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the person in charge of the Black Lizard.

It was also the first time for Jialiang to see such an attack method, combining the control of gravity, Takase's past vision, and those strange magic on the magic side, Peng Lie's attack method may be too simple.

"He made the move because Phil kicked in the door and satirized their organization name."

"That's not sarcasm, it's an explanation! There are no pure black lizards. I just said that they are too pursuing the black attire of the mafia and think that lizards are cold-blooded animals, so they gave such a boring name. God knows that windbreaker Suddenly nailed me to the wall!"

In Jialiang's eyes, Akutagawa's windbreaker suddenly stretched out and turned into flexible spikes piercing Phil's clothes, pinning her to the wall—maybe he stopped after hearing Jialiang's scream .In Phil's eyes, the word "windbreaker" suddenly extended over the sky, and the name of the culprit could barely be seen through the gap.

Totally psychological.

"So, isn't this a snack for you to soothe your wounded body and mind?"

Mix rice flour, glutinous rice flour and sugar well, add water in stages and knead into loose sponge cake powder.Sieve, then add half of the honey red beans to make a difference in color.Brush oil on the steamer, spread a layer of sponge cake powder, knead the red bean paste into long strips and form a circle, fill it with red bean powder, and spread a layer of sponge cake powder.Spread melon seeds, walnuts and other decorations on the surface, steam it over high heat and cut it into pieces. It is a festive snack in Shanghai, mincemeat sponge cake.

"Hmph, it's barely okay."

Phil puffed his cheeks and said.In fact, Jialiang seldom cooks Chinese dim sum for her, she thinks it is quite fresh.

The sunset, the river, and the beautiful city are simply perfect scenery—if there is no Ajiuhechuan next to him who can't get out of the field of vision.

As soon as she thought of the river, she would think of the bandage she jumped into the river with a cramp to save. What a waste of her first aid!If I had known it earlier, I would have pinched his nose and simply killed him. Anyway, the failure rate of the first rescue is 90.00%.

"There's someone over there."

Before Jialiang stretched out his hand, Phil quickly grabbed it.

"Don't worry about that floating corpse, go back and eat quickly! I'm hungry!"

If Phil hadn't gone to the Black Lizard to make a big fuss today, Jialiang had planned to introduce her to Alice. Anyway, their personalities are very similar, and Alice is not squinting, her father is.

"Corpse? Isn't there a boy sitting over there?"

After Jialiang said this, Phil raised his eyes to look at the boy sitting on the embankment.Strange slanted bangs, silver hair, clothes that are too thin and plain, and a body that is not strong, all of these - Phil can't see them.There are only three words in her eyes - Atsushi Nakajima.

"Could it be, a child who ran away from home? This is not acceptable, minors have to be sent to the police station..."

"Jialiang."

Phil grabbed the hem of her clothes and said in a helpless tone.

"We are the Mafia."

Even if they are just cooks and handymen, they are also recorded in the face recognition system of Hong Kong gangsters.If they make a move, someone who is interested will probably think that Hong Kong gangsters want to win over this young man, which will lead to a terrible situation...

"However, we are good citizens of Tokyo."

Jia Liang's expression was too serious when he said this, making it impossible for Phil to say "you are in Yokohama now".

Jialiang couldn't be stopped, so Phil had no choice but to follow.Shouldn't it be time to praise her, "As expected of a husband and wife"?Are you two going to save all the people in Yokohama from the age of [-] to [-]?

Aren't you two the Mafia?

In contrast, Gray Wolf, who has always remained neutral, has become more of a Mafia-like one.

It's such a sad world.

"Hi, are you alone?"

Atsushi Nakajima raised his head, and the gentle woman whose face could not be seen clearly under the reflection of the setting sun smiled at him.

Maybe it was the first time someone treated him so tenderly, maybe it was the days of hunger that made him unconscious——

"Do you think you're flirting with me?"

"I can't help it, because I rarely talk to the child who is younger than me like this."

In contrast, the position and angle of the blond girl allows Dun to see her face more clearly.

——It’s a foreigner.

"Ah... yes."

Dun replied blankly.

"Lost...Your age is unrealistic. Did you run away from home? Do you want to help you find a hotel?"

It's unrealistic to pick it up and take it home. Her family already has a picky golden goblin, and she doesn't want another lost boy.

Keenly aware that Jialiang was scolding her, Phil kicked the person beside him.

"I didn't run away from home... The orphanage I stayed in was not well managed, so I was kicked out, and now I am wandering alone."

Phil rolled his eyes, which orphanage would only kick one person if it was not well run?As long as more than one person is kicked out, they can unite and survive.This brat doesn't look like a liar, but the director of the orphanage is mentally ill and has concealed something important.

"That's it... Seeing how haggard you look, you probably haven't had a good rest for several days."

As soon as he heard this, Phil knew what Jialiang was going to do next.But due to the limitation of her vision, she couldn't catch the bag in Jialiang's hand at once - maybe Jialiang didn't let her catch it on purpose - so there was a piece of sponge cake missing in the bag.

Dun looked at the food in Jialiang's hand in a daze.

This person... Could it be the angel who came to pick him up?

"Cut. Well, the feeding time is over, hurry back and cook! Your husband needs to eat too! Your cat needs to eat too!"

Indeed, compared with the young man in front of him, Jialiang still has many things to take care of behind him.

...Feeling like a zoo feeding keeper, why.

"Then, if you can't hold on, just make this call."

The phone belongs to Dr. Ali's house. Seeing that he often takes those children out to play, he should be very rich. It should be no problem to take in a poor boy.

Before Phil took Jialiang out two steps, he heard the boy exclaim, "Ah, there is a man in the river".

... She had an ominous premonition, and sure enough, there were only the words mincemeat on the grass.

Waste of food, shameful!

"This scene always feels familiar..."

Dun's water skills are good, and he quickly fished out the people in the river, but he seemed to have no idea how to give first aid to drowning people.

"Yeah, really familiar."

Phil stared at the mincemeat on the ground, thinking that if he cut off the bottom part, it should still be edible, and Dun must eat it later——at this time, she inadvertently raised her head.

people.

The sea breeze blew through Phil's blond hair, and his emerald eyes slightly widened.

Under the three characters "Atsushi Nakajima", there is a person lying flat.A person with a head, a torso, and limbs.Brown curly hair, wearing her new windbreaker, even the decoration on the chest can be clearly seen.

——Be the first to catch your eye in a crowd.

For no reason, Phil remembered this sentence.

Probably because the degree of choking was not deep this time, Dazai woke up by himself.The one who saved him this time...was an honest-looking boy, wasn't he that funny girl with blond hair?

"you--"

"Dazai... Mr. Dazai?"

From a place far away from him, Jialiang tentatively called out.Behind her, the girl with short blond hair looked at him blankly.

"you……"

She couldn't utter other words.Obviously she is affected by the phantom book, everything in this world has become data, why is only this person not affected?

For a moment, Phil also forgot that this person was the squint-eyed and suicidal person she hated the most, and unexpectedly stepped forward to Jia Liang, tentatively pinching Dazai's face with both hands and pulling it hard.

"Phil?"

One stroke was not enough, Phil changed the strength and angle and pulled back and forth a few times, Dazai's face changed back and forth in her hands, and when Aton couldn't bear to look at it anymore, she finally let go.

In fact, it doesn't make any sense to do this, it's just that she hasn't seen a person's face for a long time, and she just wants to make sure that the facial muscles are used correctly.

Dazai also sat on the spot and let Phil knead, and finally added the sentence "Is this a new method of suicide?".

Sure enough, Phil finally remembered that he was facing a damn suicidal maniac, and the windbreaker on him made her even more unhappy.

The place cut by Akutagawa's strange windbreaker was still aching -- when she realized it, it was Dazai's hand touching the Band-Aid on her face.

For a moment, anger and shame welled up in his heart at the same time. Amidst the shocked expressions of Jialiang and Atsushi, Phil fell down clutching Dazai's neck.

"Anyway, you also want to die, right, I will fulfill you—"

Saying this, Dazai didn't use any strength in his hands, and Dazai lay down by his own will.

She also knew that even if killing Dazai could be forgiven in itself, it was unforgivable to herself.

This person is the one who can catch her sight.

"if that is the case--"

Dazai also raised his hands, grabbing Phil's fragile neck.

"It's not a bad way to die for love."

Jialiang looked at the perfect position of Phil's pinch, and the evenly distributed legs when pressing on Dazai's body, and suddenly realized something.

Can she see Dazai?Not the data, but the person?

Why is it him...

"...you are definitely the biggest jerk in the world."

Phil tried his best not to slap Dazai, and stood up from him.

"Thank you for the compliment?"

Jia Liang even heard the sound of Phil grinding his teeth.If anyone in this world could anger the calm and wise gray wolf like this, it must be Dazai.

Phil simply turned around and left, turned around before going out a few steps, and pointed his fingertips at the only humanoid creature in sight.

"Remember it! One day I will make you regret angering me!"

The inner horoscope, the shy expression, like this, is this where the cuteness of Tsundere comes from?

Both Jialiang and Dazai discovered the new world, only Dun was full of question marks, sitting on his knees obediently watching the gods pinch each other.

This time Phil almost escaped from the embankment, but when he stepped on the road, there was a sea of ​​black and white words in front of him.

She turned around, and Dazai was smiling and waving at her.

"...So let's talk about me, the most annoying, the most annoying..."

Jialiang considerately covered her mouth with a sponge cake, so that the words that she didn't know if she could say were lost in the chewing.

The person I hate the most is Dazai.

Phil confirmed that day.