The system cheated me thousands of times

Heart! ! ! ! ! !

The hostess breathed a sigh of relief, smiled a little, and sat back.Showing two pointed canine teeth: "You are really, why are you so shy, you have worried me for so long! I will go with you!"

Yue Xiu: "!!!" I'll wipe it! ! !

The girl next to her: "It happens that I want to go too, let's go together."

No!Do not come! ! !

The more she cultivated... the more she cultivated, she was forced by shame and had nowhere to escape.

in case……

you are a girl...

And you didn't go to the toilet with other girls...

you are unhappy...

in case……

you are a boy...

And you are hugged by a group of girls...

You should be very happy...

Alright, now we can figure out how happy Yuexiu is! (gloating face)

The author has something to say:

☆, the fourth pit: do not understand girls at all

When Yuexiu walked to the door of the toilet, he almost followed a boy into the men's toilet on the left, but was pulled back by the hostess.

He was dragged into the women's restroom.

Yue Xiu looked unlovable, even though his bladder was about to burst, he still felt that something was missing when he walked into the women's bathroom.

Yuexiu's shameful heart: "Hey, mom, I'm sorry! I actually became a pervert who went into the women's restroom!!!!"

A pervert who entered the women's restroom...

A pervert who entered the women's restroom...

A pervert who entered the women's restroom...

The system couldn't help bubbling: "Didn't you go to the women's restroom this morning?" Why are you so frustrated now?

Yue Xiu felt ashamed: "That's not the women's toilet, that's the toilet! The one with the men's toilet next to it is the women's toilet!"

System: "..." Why, the seemingly reliable hero he chose actually has such a side.

Even so, Yuexiu went into the toilet, and then instinctively squatted down...

The hostess looked at her watch and shouted outside: "Yuexiu, are you ready? There are still 10 minutes!!"

"...You guys, have you brought tissues?" Yue Xiu asked weakly.

System: "..." Hey...

Both Yue Xiu and Yue Ning were children who grew up in the south of the Yangtze River, and Yue Xiu was directly enrolled in a university in N City, and so was Yue Ning. City N is relatively hot in summer, and there is no military area.In order to prevent heat stroke, military training is generally carried out in a cool place.And pay attention to avoid the hottest time at noon.But this Zhenhua University is in the north.

Who said the north is cooler? !

Just wait for the sun to come out!

Moreover, the instructors did not let them stand in a cool place, and stood in a military posture under the sun.Stand still, the instructor walks like a wolf like a tiger, and corrects anyone who does not move up to standard.There is no room left.

For boys, he kicked directly, shouting while kicking: "Stand up straight!" He kicked all the way from high to low, and when he was getting more and more repaired, he almost couldn't stop his feet. "Cough! Stand up straight!"

Yue Xiu tried to stand up straight.

"Put your shoulders up!"

Yue Xiu tried his best to prop up Yuexiu's round shoulders.

Instructor: "Stand up with your knees together!"

Yue Xiu: "..."

Instructor: "Cough...put your legs together!"

Sorry people! !His legs are full of meat, and he doesn't have knees! ! !

The legs are always closed...

This kind of thing happened to him all the time, Yue Xiu didn't want to say anything more.But it was something else that made him feel abnormally broken.

That is the heroine's preference for halo.

This aura made Yuexiu very uncomfortable.Because no one has ever cared for him like this.

During the military training, the instructors were a little gentler with the girls, basically talking about them and not touching them.

Military training feels very slow, because it is standing there, but it is very fast.You can't use your mobile phone or anything, and everyone gets to know each other very quickly.At least by the time he found out, the hostess had already recognized all the people in this team...but the hostess was still paying attention to Yuexiu all the time...

Every time he took a break, the hostess would come to him.When she came over, he could almost see the bewildered faces of the people around him.Because the heroine really wanted to hold Yue Xiu in the palm of her hand, which made Yue Xiu's hairs stand on end.The hostess doesn't need to serve him tea and water like this, the hostess won't listen at all!

In the evening of military training, I also have to attend the church where I study the handbook for college students.Yuexiu is a person who has gone to college anyway, so he just went through it and put it down.

Finally get out of class was over, Yuexiu was dragged back to the dormitory by the hostess...

Yes, he really wanted to break away from the hand that the hostess was holding him, but there was no way, the hostess was stronger than him, when he wanted to shake it off, the hostess cast a strange and puzzled look...

As if it was only natural for her to take his hand.

On the left...a soft girl in his dormitory is holding his arm, and her body is clinging to him.The soft girl kept muttering: "It's so cold~~ Yuexiu, you are so warm~~~~~~~ Hee hee...so soft!" She also pinched Yuexiu's chubby body hand, "Because you have a lot of meat?"

Well, it is indeed a natural thing for the heroine to hold his hand.

In the evening, Yuexiu didn't take much rest because the hostess brought her student handbook.The hostess and him are both upper bunks, and they are side by side.

Wearing a nightgown, the hostess naturally stepped from her bed to Yue Xiu's bed...

Yue Xiu: "..."

girl!Is it appropriate for you to step on a man's bed with so little clothes! ! ! ! !

The hostess looked at him suspiciously: "Yuexiu, what's wrong? Why is your expression so strange?"

Ok……

He is a woman now...

Why do I suddenly feel a little weak...

he thinks.Try to control your expression more naturally, and suppress the sudden weakness.

"Nothing. Just a little uncomfortable." Thanks for the universal excuse.

The hostess glanced at him, took out a college student handbook, and said a little proudly: "I took notes on what my seniors and sisters said today. I read it and almost remembered it all. Here you go! Take a good look, This is for a test!"

After the heroine finished speaking, she paused for a while, not waiting for Yuexiu's reaction.He glanced at him with some disappointment, then retreated sullenly to her bed.

Yue Xiu breathed a sigh of relief invisibly.

turn around and...

Undress! ! ! ! ! !

At that moment, Yue Xiu's field of vision was illuminated by a piece of bright snow-white.

The more you cultivate, the whole person is not good!

Nima, what should I do if this heroine likes to sleep naked! ! ! ! ! ! !

can't do...

Yue Xiu could only turn his head away, and then... silently put the pillow on the junction between their beds, forcing himself to sit down and lie down.

All right……

In this way, his back is facing the heroine.That way you won't be able to see the hostess.

See no evil!

Then, hit the system hard! ! !

Nima, when will he be able to go back, he really doesn't want to stay in the girls' dormitory anymore! ! !

But the system ruthlessly rejected him, that is, he must wait for him to fall asleep before crossing.

When everyone came back from washing, the girl on the lower bunk turned off the lights before the lights were turned off.Because everyone will get up very early tomorrow.

To be honest, thinking that you can go to bed early by turning off the lights early is really a bad idea.

Because after the dormitory lights out, another thing will prevail, and that is... the dormitory night talk.Some people always think that with the mobile phone, the dormitory night talk may disappear... That's a really stupid idea, no matter what time it is, it is human nature to gossip.

Of course, there are also people who don't like talking in the dormitory at night, such as Yuexiu who really wants to fall asleep and return to the real world.However, such people are destined to be a minority.

"Hey, do you think our instructor is handsome!"

Yue Xiu's lower bunk was the soft girl Wen who was hanging on Yue Xiu's arm.She has a nice voice and has a pretty nice name, Feng Eryue.The nickname also rose very quickly, February.She said she was born in February, and her mother took a homonym for Tu Fengya.

Yue Xiu actually wanted to say that he really didn't think the instructor was handsome at all.So, hurry up and end this topic and go to sleep.

"Yeah~ When the instructor corrects the boy's posture, he is so handsome!" Besides him and the heroine, there is also a girl on the upper bunk, and this girl obviously has a lot to talk to Eryue.This one is from the Northeast, but she has a girlish heart.The name is Na Yunlin.

"Actually, what you want to say is that the instructor is the most handsome when he kicks people." The glasses girl Yuexiu met in the morning said slowly.

"..." There was a moment of silence.

"Tuyan~~" Er Yue said sweetly, "Why do you want to expose others~~~"

"...I think the instructor seems to be playing quite neatly. By the way, Yuexiu, you weren't kicked, were you? I thought the instructor was going to kick you out of the square team this morning." Na Yunlin continued.

Yue Xiu: "..." Can't we let him be a corner listener?

"Actually..." He thought for a while before saying, "The instructor is quite nice."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Haha, Yuexiu, you are so cute~" This is the heroine laughing.

Yue Xiu: Ma Dan, why I don't understand what these girls are laughing at.

System: So, you are still a boy...

In the end, the night talk in the dormitory was terminated because the lower berth of the hostess, the lady with glasses whom Yuexiu met in the morning, asked to sleep.The girl hardly made any sound at night, and she seemed to be really sleepy.

In fact, Yuexiu can also make such a request.However, he couldn't speak.

Anyway, it finally calmed down.

Yuexiu managed to fall asleep.

☆. The fifth pit: Dare to clarify the rules

When Yuexiu opened his eyes again, he saw the familiar ceiling.

He almost cheered.But he held back.

He turned over and opened the mirror and walked into the bathroom, and saw the face he was familiar with every day in the mirror.

He is really back.

but……

"Congratulations to the host for returning to the original world. The host can understand the negative energy you caused, and then understand the good intentions of the system."

That weird system is here again.

This time, even if you want to treat the previous experience as a dream, it will not work.

Yuexiu's good mood was suddenly greatly reduced.

While washing his face expressionlessly, he thought: It seems that the most important thing at the moment is how to solve this system.He thought that his original life was already good, and he didn't need this system to join inexplicably.

Compared with becoming a female college student, it is more satisfactory to him to be a workaholic who often works overtime until late at night.

It's Saturday morning.He still has to go to work.

At this time, Yuexiu received a system message.

"Drip!! System update, system update... the patch has been installed, welcome to use the negative energy cleaning system~~"

Yuexiu opened the panel and tapped on the system: "What's going on?"

System: "Back to the host~ This update improves the system. There are new system usage guidelines as follows 'Do not tell others about everything about the system', otherwise, [-] points will be deducted from the host."

In fact, Yuexiu also knew what the principle of the system meant, so he couldn't tell Yuening?In fact, Yue Xiu never thought of telling Yue Ning, although this matter has a great relationship with Yue Ning.What he wanted was to settle the matter quickly.

Isn't it just eight points?Is it necessary to mobilize teachers like this? ?

When Yuexiu went downstairs, he made breakfast.But Yue Ning didn't get up at all.He didn't even leave a note, changed his clothes and went out after eating his own.He knew that Yue Ning knew very well that he had reserved breakfast.

However, Yue Xiu could only take care of her breakfast.

Outside the door, the driver is already waiting.

On the way, Yuexiu turned on his laptop, and quickly searched for the comment section of Douban's "Youth is Like a Song".

"What I hate the most in life is clicking on Yu Ma's drama "Youth Is Like a Song"!"

"No, no, how can this be called "Young as a Song"? It must be called "School Girl in White Clothes with Cool Long Legs"!"

"The filming of the trailer was not bad, and the teaser was released to earn our expectations. How could the film be like this?"

"Also! I! Yes! Wisdom! Quotient! Of! Female! Lord!"

"'Come on! Crew!' Look how retarded you can be!"

Just by looking at the title, you can tell how traumatized the person who wrote it is.

To be honest, Yue Xiu hasn't read the original book yet, he doesn't know why the original book party is so noisy... All he knows is that he is the one who was dragged into the pit innocently.

but……

It's useless to be innocent...

Yuexiu glanced at the title, and clicked on the comma next to it.The title of this column is "Counting the Brain-Dead TV Series Over the Years", and it contains all the TV series rated between 2-4.

Yue Xiu sneered and poked at the system: "There are so many negative energies here, why don't you look for them? Speaking of which, if you want to look for it, you should also look for the producer. I have wool to use?"

The system pretends to be dead, the system pretends to be pumped, and the system just doesn't move.

Yue Xiu snorted coldly and closed the webpage.Anyway, it's useless to say anything now.

Yue Xiu turned off the system panel and smiled slightly.Good, he can already get rid of these messy things.

He picked up the phone and called the secretary.

The secretary was stunned when he heard his order...

Who can tell him why the president asked him to give a good review to a drama with no limits?

Could it be that this boss with a poker-like face all day long actually watches "Youth Is Like a Song" in private?Still think it's a good shot?

No no no, what is he thinking?

There must be something wrong with his brain, stop this poisonous brain hole quickly!

The secretary contacted Sui Jun conscientiously, and after negotiating the price, Sui Jun started working.

Sailor Armor: "Go to Douban to score points for "Youth Is Like a Song". It seems that this is not easy to do. Everyone in this drama is talking about mental retardation."

The leader of the navy: "It's not easy to praise, praise the male lead, praise the female lead, can't you pretend to be a fool?!"

Sailor Armor: "Yes. Let's do it."

Sailor B: "Big V disagrees. It's too stupid to say "Youth Is Like a Song"."

The leader of the water army: "The big V disagrees, what about our accounts? Zombie accounts, new users, give me all, give him eight points!!"

Sailor B: "Yes."

Sailor C: "But, wouldn't it be too blatant to cover up and score points..."

Navy leader: "We just need to follow the requirements. It doesn't matter if he is a fan or a black man."

Sailor C: "..." So...so this is black?The question is, is this still deliberately black?This script has already been scolded like this.

He glanced at the screen, and it was full of comments from "Youth Like a Song".

"There is no worst, only worse."

"You'll be blind if you look at it."

"Guang Ling is not the hero!! I fought with Yu Ma!!!"

"Resist Yu Ma, resist brainless adaptations!!"

"After watching two episodes, I feel like I'm mentally retarded."

Therefore, the navy earns points earnestly and responsibly.

Their scoring quickly attracted the attention of the original party.

Full score? !

are you kidding me?

This bloody plot, this mentally handicapped heroine, what a mess? !

The original party is the time when the public is angry, so what about being faithful to the original?

Still want to get good reviews?

next life!

As a result, a large number of comments were produced. Although the navy is indeed powerful, all of their film reviews were scolded.

Among them, the most ruthless and sharpest id is called: Cabbage.

Who broke the army: "I'm really happy to see my idol's new drama, the acting is amazing!! I love you, idol!!!"

Gan Lan: "If you like your idol, don't let him act in such a drama—what if you get too into the drama and you're really brain-dead?"

Liu Feiyan: "I really don't understand how you guys would give five points like this. This shabby acting, this shabby script, I've been waiting for so long for nothing."

Sleeping God: "I saw a lot of people talking about such a drama, but I saw it, and there was only one word: good! The characters are good, the plot is good, and the lines are good! I really don't understand what you people are here to criticize? "

Cabbage: "Probably only the mentally retarded will appreciate mentally retarded dramas. They also gave the highest score in their minds. Because they can only understand this drama."

Whose Princess: "I can only give this drama five stars, no more!"

Cabbage: "I'm surprised that this show can't be given a negative score?"

Ning's family: "There are still five points for such a drama, are you insane?"

Emperor of Truth: "No, this is the navy, Sao Nian."

Ning's family: "There's a navy army here! It's a piece of wool!!!"

…………

Douban's comment area was originally divided into two parts, but when the navy came, it caused waves.

You know that polarizing feeling in the comment section...

Either five stars for one water, or one star for one water.But no matter what, the scores of "Youth Like a Song" began to rise.

At noon, Yuexiu turned on his phone, glanced at Douban, and nodded with satisfaction.

Not bad, five points.This will quickly reach eight points, and then the task is over.

Strangely, this time the system didn't squeak.

In another city, in the library, Lan Xiang put his hands on the laptop with a gentle expression, clicked it quickly, and immediately signed up his new "Youth Is Like a Song" after almost all the new "Youth Is Like a Song" were well received. Comment.

Don't swear, lest you dirty your mouth.But he had to say it, otherwise, he would be sorry for himself.

I'm also sorry for his sister.

Lan Xiang watched with his own eyes how his sister wrote "Youth Is Like a Song" stroke by stroke.The copyright of this play was sold very early, and it was a buyout, so his sister had no right to adapt it.

His sister knew that this drama, which she had written with great care for three years, was going to be made into a movie, so she was very happy and promoted it on her own channel without hesitation.I saw the promotional video. Although the promotional video was not very good, it made people think that this drama is faithful to the original.

She retweeted the video and was not stingy about saying any compliments.The results of it?

What did it turn out to be?

Other viewers may laugh at it and make complaints about it, while readers who have read the original work may be disappointed, well, they are indeed disappointed.

But for the author of the original work, seeing her child being ruined, and she once praised the murderer, she really just couldn't accept it directly.

She asked the crew why it was adapted like this.Because she still needed her original work as a publicity, she had the contact information of the crew, so she asked directly.The crew did not answer, but said on Weibo that this adaptation is reasonable.

His sister hated it to death.

Then a bunch of fans of the original book found his sister and questioned the adaptation.His sister told the truth.Many fans of the original book are cute girls, so I apologize.But even so, his sister was still sick.The stomach disease that had been raised for so many years relapsed, and the whole person was in pain and went directly to the hospital.

He can be regarded as brought up by his sister.

But he is more open-minded than his sister.

He said to her: "This is not your novel at all. This is another bloody story with the same name and the same surname as the heroine."

Then, I began to tirelessly hack "Youth is Like a Song" in Douban.

This show is not his real nephew, what can't be done? !

Suddenly, a new star jumped out.

But the message is a bit different.

"I see that so many people are earning five stars. Don't you know that Douban will deal with earning points? For such a stupid drama, I blocked the account I worked so hard to create, ha ha! I really don't know what this account is. How do you calculate it?"

Yes, Douban will handle such points.He has reported it.

He knew that these sailors were stupid to brush like this.He didn't need to reply one by one like this.But he just couldn't understand it.

I just can't get used to it, can't get used to Mom's drama, can't get used to "Youth Like a Song" being ruined like this.

and so……

Go black.

Lan Xiang smiled even wider.One side of the little tiger teeth exposed

A small exclamation came from the side: "Ah, I laughed. The male god laughed!"

"Don't get excited! I'll wipe it, my book!"

"Ah... Let me wipe it for you. Fortunately, it is cold tap water."

Yep.

Lan Xiang is a student at school.

Twenty years old, one meter tall.Excellent grades, cheerful personality, looks...beautiful.

He is called the school grass of N University.

☆, the sixth pit: points deducted plus penalty

In addition, at a company not far from N University, Yue Xiu has already left work.He turned on his mobile phone in the car, and sure enough, it was already 7 minutes.

Not far from eighth.

That is, the short comments below are all excellent, and then the long comments...

All one star.

The more you cultivate like this, the less happy you are.But forget it, the task is almost complete.

Just as he curled the corner of his mouth, the system prompt came.

"Di! Di - the system has been updated." It was a cold voice, and Yuexiu knew that this was the total system.The total system was extremely domineering this time.The entire page is covered in bold typeface.Can't help him not to listen, can't help him not to watch.

"The life skills section is loaded, the shopping mall is loaded, the comment area is loaded, the punishment area is loaded, and the information desk is loaded. Beep—the system update is complete."

The voice spoke directly without pause.

"It has been verified that the host, Yuexiu, scored points in Douban, triggering a negative energy explosion. Therefore, a third-level punishment is imposed on the host, and the host is asked to receive the punishment in the penalty area."

"Add a new prohibition: the host shall not interfere with the progress of the original world in any way. Since the host violates the prohibition, a third-level penalty will be imposed on the host. If the prohibition is violated again, the host will be deducted [-] points, and Impose a five-level penalty."

"It has been verified that the host, Yuexiu, does not have the ability to complete the task of clearing negative energy alone, so he added a partner. The host's points will be deducted by [-]. I hope the host will not disappoint the expectations of the system, complete the task well, and clear the negative energy well. "

After uttering a bunch of words coldly, the total system disappeared.The panel for the mandatory pop-up window was also retracted.

But Yuexiu clearly heard what the system said.He looked down at the phone and refreshed it. Sure enough, the seven points that were approaching the finish line had changed to two points again, and all the extra ten points disappeared.None remained.

There is also a Douban announcement below.

"Score scoring is prohibited!"

Yue Xiu was simply indescribably angry.

This bastard system is an after-the-fact report every time! !

And isn't it meant to be well received?What's wrong with him giving good reviews! ! !

At this time, 521 said weakly: "Host, the last thing we look at is negative energy. It's not a comment. I have been emphasizing comments before mainly because the comments are intuitive. And praise can indeed bring a good mood. Therefore, the host should not misunderstand."

Do not misunderstand? !

Yue Xiu was almost out of anger.

This time! !He is in debt of [-] points, and there are punishments, that's enough! !

Also, he doesn't care who the partner is or what he did, he doesn't need his assistance, just return his points! !

Yue Xiu really wanted to ignore the system, but his intuition told him that ignoring the system might be more unlucky than he imagined.

Although he couldn't figure out what could be more unlucky.He was depressed with a dark fire.When I got home, I entered the door to take a shower.After taking a shower of cold water, he felt calmer, so he sat down and took a good look at the updated system.

After system update.The content is much richer.At least there was only one profile section before, but now there's obviously a lot more.Like... a skull floating around in the panel penalty area.The inside of the skull is faint blue, which looks very strange.

521 tremblingly said that if he didn't receive the punishment, the skull would always be on it.very scary.If he has not received the punishment after the time limit for starting the punishment, the skull will go berserk and take him in for punishment.

Yue Xiu: "..." Who likes to receive punishments, everyone likes to receive rewards, okay?

He directly ignored the skull and looked at the newly started plates and service area.

Life Skills is not an ordinary section, but an entertainment section.Because he may stay in the plot world for a long time in the future, the system specially prepared such a section in order to take care of the host's mental health.

In those plots: "Three years later..." "Ten years later...", the host can enter the life skill space and choose to exercise without distraction.These life skills need to be bought with points... as little as [-], as many as a million, all of them are available.

And this space cannot bring in anything.

This section is a section that burns points very much.

According to his current debt of [-] yuan, it is probably useless.

And the so-called points are related to another page, which is the task page.The tasks here are divided into main line tasks and life tasks.It is very fair to get points for doing tasks.

But, think about it, how many tasks do you have to do to accumulate [-] points?

The mall, as the name suggests, can be used to buy and sell items in the mall.However, these items are very different, not very common things for us, but if you say there is anything particularly rare, there is no...

As far as Yuexiu was concerned, the mall supplied him with only two racks.One is whitening special products, such as facial cleanser, sunscreen and the like.And it's just a small bottle and jar, without any label, without any introduction.The second is... special products for weight loss.Bigu Pill, Intestinal Cleaning Pill, and Fat-melting Pill, all of them look weird and expensive! !Three hundred points of Bigu Pill can keep one's stomach full for a day.No weight gain.And the fat-melting pill that can reduce a certain amount of excess fat is as high as [-] points!The average price of products on the whitening shelf is [-] points. From this point of view, whitening is really easier than losing weight.

However, Yuexiu took a look and closed the mall. The rules of the mall are that if the product is exchanged in a certain world, it must be used in a certain world.And Yuexiu felt that this store was probably useless to him.

The comment area is where the comments of the two worlds are loaded.

But you can only watch and can't do other things.

Yuexiu had had enough of Douban's comments today, so he just didn't read them.The last one is the information desk.

Points are required to enter the information desk.

1 minute ten points.You can link to contacts and communicate with them.

At present, there are only three of his contacts, the general system, Yue Ning, and Lan Xiang.He didn't know who this Lan Xiang was, but after thinking about it, he realized that he was the partner that the system had found.

Yue Xiu closed the panel and lay on the bed, feeling really tired from this day.

He closed his eyes slightly and fell into a deep sleep.

at the same time……

A male dormitory in N University, after watching the movie "World of Warcraft", just returned to the dormitory, turned on his laptop, and logged into World of Warcraft, Lan Xiang was about to enter the password...

"Di!"

A system prompt sounded, and before Lan Xiang had time to take a last look at the world, he fell down...

Fortunately, their dormitories are all on the bed and off the table, and Lan Xiang is in front of the laptop on the table, ready to start playing.So, he just knocked hard on the table, and didn't fall to the ground.

Looking at it from a distance, it seems to be lying on the table and sleeping tiredly.

Lan Xiang's roommate came back, glanced at him, saw his ruddy complexion, and walked away.Be careful with your actions.

In another white world, another dialogue is unfolding.

"Do you still think it's getting better?"

521 fell silent.It originally thought that Yuexiu would be a very reliable person, but after going through this time, it also realized the biggest shortcoming of Yuexiu - he resisted the system.He basically didn't ask anything about the system and the plot world, all he asked about himself.And Yue Xiu never tried to accept it.

521 could only say dryly: "He will get better in the future."

The voice just chuckled and said, "Okay then. I'll wait and see. However, Lan Xiang is my favorite, and I think he will help you."

521 stopped talking again.When it was selecting candidates, he recommended it to choose Lan Xiang.

"However, since you have chosen Yuexiu, then take good care of him."

521 said sullenly, "I see."

Although that unknown voice was very optimistic about Lan Xiang and forced him into this world, in fact Lan Xiang didn't know anything.

In other words, it's...

When Yue Xiu wanted to enter the plot world, he also entered.But there is no system on him, and there will be no prompts.And when Yuexiu was about to come out, he was about to come out too.Also, there will be no hints...

521 really wanted to tell Yuexiu to be nice to his little friend, after all, the cheating system didn't realize that Lan Xiang hadn't received any information until Lan Xiang came.

But seeing the shaved face sinking like water to start a new day of military training, it...it was scared...

Ning Xiaoxiao looked at Yue Xiu appreciatively, and said, "Xiu Xiu, you are getting better and better at folding the quilt!"

Xiu... Xiuxiu? !

What the hell? !

Yue Xiu didn't accept this nickname.

"Xiuxiu..." Er Yue, who was heard next to her, said, "Xiuxiu from "Border Town". Hehe, Yuexiu, your name is really nice."

"Then let's call you Xiuxiu from now on." Bai Nan adjusted her glasses and said.

Yue Xiu who hadn't had time to interject: "..." His heart was broken.

Yue Xiu refused to accept his nickname, and his heart broke down. Male dormitory 707 was simply crazy.

"Lan Xiang! Wake up!!!!!!"

So many alarms can't afford it.After finally getting up, he was still flustered, as if he didn't know him, what kind of ghost is he pretending to be! ! The head of the dormitory of 707 is irritable.

"Fold the quilt! Wash up! Get out of bed quickly!!"

Lan Xiang looked at the short boy jumping below with a dazed expression.This low dormitory, this clean floor, this small room, this stupid bunk bed, Nima, this cliff is not anywhere he has been to!

Lan Xiang, who has read his sister's novels and also read some other novels, said: Isn't it just time travel? !He...he can hold it!God must have sent him here to save the world!

Cough, just kidding.God don't take it seriously.

Lan Xiang thought bitterly.

☆. Seventh Pit: What can I do if I am amnesiac?

He was only a sophomore before, and he can still remember how he came when he came to military training.

But...he didn't have any accidents, why did he have to do military training a second time! ! !

Lan Xiang was unwilling in his heart, but it was not a problem, these were not problems, and they were useless in the end. He still had to accept the reality, which was that he couldn't handle his little dormitory head.But hey, his name is still Lan Xiang?

Lan Xiang struggled to fold the quilt, and just as he finished, he was helpless with the sheet.That's right, he has never seen this thing, and he doesn't know how to use it.

The short head of the dormitory came back again and saw that he was still in a daze, but this time the quilt was folded.Wait, he took a closer look and got angry decisively. "Lan Xiang, what are you doing, how could such a quilt pass the inspection!!"

Lan Xiang: "...then I won't stack it either."

He's a sophomore, a sophomore! !Who the hell is not doing military training but making quilts every day?Isn't it normal for the craftsmanship to go down a bit?

"Come down!! Hurry up and wash up, I'll do the stacking!" The head of the dormitory collapsed.

Lan Xiang got out of bed obediently.A boy next to him with shaved hair leaned over and winked, and said, "I told you, don't take off the quilt and sleep, don't you believe me? Look, isn't it that you can't go back if you take it off?"

Lan Xiang understands in seconds.He felt distressed: "Hey, am I not cold?"

"It's cold! It's good to have more clothes to cover. If you are really sick, it would be even better to ask for sick leave!" the boy said.He has changed into his military training uniform.And the bitter Lan Xiang didn't know that the cabinet belonged to him.

He pretended to open the cabinet under the boy, and the boy looked at him questioningly. "What are you doing in Wei Mao's cabinet?"

"Oh, this is the cabinet for feeding cats? Hey, I got up and knocked my head down today, and I'm in a daze."

"You stupidly stood up again? You know the ceiling is not high!" The boy rolled his eyes.

"...Yes." Lan Xiang touched his face and admitted the fact that he was an idiot.Then he said, "Hey, do you know what my cabinet is?"

The boy twitched his lips, and shouted at the head of the dormitory who was making the quilt: "Mum, which cabinet is Lan Xiang?"

"Fuck! I told you not to call me Amu!! Who is your Amu! Lan Xiang's cabinet? The third one from the left!!"

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