The system cheated me thousands of times

Title: The system tricked me thousands of times

Author: Xie Chunsheng

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Yue Xiu never expected that he would be targeted by the system because he complained about a TV series.

Was thrown into the plot world, from a handsome rough guy to a Ccup soft girl;

Being forced to accept the task of modifying the plot, and meeting that annoying ghost twice in three days,

Yuexiu said——

#The system has cheated me thousands of times, and I treat the system like first love? #

#Get up every day to see the beautiful back of the heroine#

#Ning walk not bend, Ningkeng unyielding#

System: "Welcome to the first generation negative energy cleaning system~"

Yue Xiu: "Get lost!"

System: "Host, you have a better attitude~" There are still readers watching.

Yue Xiu (sneering): "I think I have a good attitude, and I don't want to see what you have done!"

Read the guide

First: Men wear women, go to the wrong toilet, aunts and other stalks will definitely exist, and strive to innovate.

Second: The male protagonist's book is a double realm of reality.

Third: Yue Xiu (Shou) X Lan Xiang (Attack).

Content tags: Nianxia System Sweet Text Chuanshu

Search keywords: Protagonist: Yuexiu, Yuexiu, Lan Xiang┃Supporting actors: Ning Xiaoxiao, Bai Nan, Guangling, Dongfang Chengshang┃Others: Wearing books, taking off

☆, the first pit: sign the system without negotiation

City N.10 minutes to morning.

Yue Ning curled up on the sofa in the hall of Yue's house, happily scrolling through various news.On the tea table in front of her was a laptop with buttons hanging on it.She is obviously a busy person, happily typing something.

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~ The big "Youth Is Like a Song" is about to be staged in 10 minutes~ I'm really looking forward to the heroine's appearance!!"

Yue Ning was speaking in the button group.This is the reader group of "Youth is Like a Song". There are not many people in the group, but everyone is a die-hard fan like Yue Ning for many years.

And today is the premiere of the long-awaited TV series "Youth is Like a Song" that Yue Ning has been waiting for.I have been looking forward to this drama for a long time.It is adapted from "Youth is Like a Song", which was popular all over the country a few years ago.This book is known as writing about the youth of the post-[-]s generation.And the author of this book, Liu Da, is also a god.However, the copyright of this book was sold early, and it was rumored that a TV series would be made.Fans have been waiting for a long time.

Viet Ninh is one of those fans who have been waiting for a long time.She really loves "Youth is Like a Song". When the hardcover edition of this book was released, she bought ten copies in one go, and then gave them to her family and friends one by one.

However, although they had been looking forward to this book for a long time, when it was actually published, it didn't have enough influence.Arranged to the midnight shift of a TV.But fans are also true love. Not only are many people sitting in front of the TV like Yue Ning, but they have also worked hard to follow the hot spots on Weibo.

"Tatata..." The sound of stepping on the wooden stairs should have been very clear in the middle of the night, but there was nothing outstanding in front of the TV downstairs.

Yue Ning's elder brother - Yue Xiu walked downstairs slowly.Yuexiu walked to the sofa step by step, stood firmly in front of Yuening, and looked down at her.

The whole person was shrouded in the shadow of Yue Xiu, of course Yue Ning couldn't ignore Yue Xiu, she reluctantly looked away from the laptop, smiled sarcastically, and said, "Brother, you haven't seen him yet so late. sleep?"

"Didn't you sleep either?"

"Hey...it's different."

Yue Ning moved his paw, but still didn't dare to rest on the laptop.Only the beeping sound of the laptop continued.

"What's the difference? Hurry up and go to sleep!"

Yue Ning pouted and ignored him.She knew very well that Yuexiu couldn't do anything to her.She didn't speak, and Yue Xiu didn't leave. He poured himself a glass of water and sat on the sofa.

Soon the main show will come out.Yue Ning immediately threw the big devil beside her into the sky, quietly muted the message on the laptop, and quickly moved her fingers across the keyboard.Facial expressions are unusually rich.

"It's started!!!!!!!!! The heroine looks pretty good (●'?'●)"

"Huh? It started in college."

That's right, what appeared on the TV was a fresh campus scene, and the boys and girls walked by smiling happily.Neither Yue Ning nor Yue Xiu could mistake this expression, it was the satisfaction only found on a university campus.

A long shot swept across and landed on a girl with fluttering long hair and snow-skinned appearance.

Yue Xiu raised his eyebrows, and said, "Yo, it's a white dress again. Don't these idol drama heroines have any other clothes besides white skirts?"

Yue Ning typed: "Ah, the heroine looks so pure~"

The hostess showed a big smile towards the camera.

"Oh, there are wrinkles around the corners of the eyes. People can't choose a tenderer one, and if the picture is not repaired well, is it because they have no money?"

No...that's laugh lines...

Yue Ning thought sadly: Oh my god, the boat of friendship between her and her brother has capsized, how can it be broken? !

At this time, the voice-over came out, it was a very sweet voice. "Today is the day when I, Ning Xiaoxiao, come to report at Zhenhua University, a century-old prestigious school. The sky is clear and the weather is sunny. It's really a good day."

The hostess is holding a stack of white papers of unknown nature, swaying and walking on the university road, the trees are like shade, and there are clusters of flowers blooming on the side of the road.

"Speaking of which, where is her luggage? Isn't it a report?" Yue Xiu said lazily.

Yue Ning glanced at Yue Xiu sadly: "Brother, can you go back to sleep?" Don't hinder her from watching the drama here!

Yue Xiu smiled at her coolly: "Not good."

Yue Ning suddenly had a bad feeling... What happened the last time her brother laughed like this?

There is also a pair of white earphones in the heroine's ears, and I specially gave a close-up.The heroine closed her eyes and listened to the song in a good mood.

"Walking without looking at the road, this is the rhythm of what is going to happen."

Yue Xiu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Ding Ding Ding!!"

In front of the heroine is a beautiful bicycle coming.The person in the car was dressed in light white clothes, and the passing wind lifted up his hair and the corners of his clothes, revealing a handsome face and lean muscles around his waist.

Yue Ning's nympho face: She knows this little fresh meat, the trailer is full of his rivalry with the heroine~ that is the hero! !He was already handsome in the trailer, but he was even more handsome in the main drama.

Pedestrians looked sideways at him and made way for him by the way.Only the heroine is immersed in the music, closing her eyes and not looking at the road at all.

"Hehe, isn't this about to collide?! Face-to-face collision, this person doesn't look at the road, is this cyclist also an idiot?"

Yue Ning watched nervously, hoping in his heart that the plot would never go as her brother said.

But... the sky doesn't go as expected, oh no, the plot doesn't go as it should.

She typed in grief and indignation: "Why did Ning Xiaoxiao and Guang Ling meet at this time!!!" Guang Ling is the heroine of "Youth is Like a Song", handsome, affectionate and gentle.

The group quickly posted: "It seems that Mama Yu felt that it was not good for the hero to appear too late, so she pulled forward."

Yu Ma, a classic screenwriter, has edited many, many TV series.

"But! Yes! Yes! Yes! This! What! Dog! Blood!!" Do you know what it is like to be complained by her brother?

Yue Xiu: "Then the papers that someone is holding are flying around, um... Maybe they will fall on a tree... Hey, is there a tree with such low branches on the school road of a century-old prestigious school?"

After the collision, strangely, the heroine was unharmed, but the bunch of papers in her hand flew everywhere.The hero and the heroine look at each other affectionately amidst a pile of white papers flying.

Wait... blank paper?

Then the hostess began to pick up the papers that had fallen on the ground in a panic.

"It's obviously a blank piece of paper, pick up some wool?"

Yes, that's what she wanted to say too.There is obviously no word on it.

Wait, why did she betray like this?

Yue Ning covered his face and thought.

It's definitely because the drama was adapted too far!

Picking up... The heroine stood up and wiped her sweat, and took what the hero picked up—yes, the hero picked it up while apologizing, and the heroine counted it.

Yue Xiu said coolly: "There are still a few yarns, anyway, there will always be one piece short."

Yue Ning: "..."

"1, 2, 3... 18, 19, there is still one card short." The heroine frowned.

Yue Ning: "..." (╯－＿－)╯╧╧

The hostess looked around.As soon as I looked up, I saw a piece of paper hanging on the branch.

Before the male lead showed his performance, she...

"This is the rhythm of climbing a tree."

There's nothing wrong with it, the heroine's independent personality in the original work is set to be shown at this time.

Then, as soon as the camera turned, the heroine had already climbed the tree.

I was riding on a branch trying to reach the fluttering white paper.

"Oh, the next step is to go around in circles."

Do not……

Mr. Drama, you can't just be trampled by my brother! !

Yue Ning's heart has been swiped by Roaring Face and Erkang's hand, and he wants to save Ben Teng's anal prolapse with all his might...

However, the plot gentleman has already lost his morals.

Everything was carried out according to Yuexiu's words.It was really a perfect hug. It took three seconds to hug the heroine and turn around. The man and woman who looked at each other affectionately made the flying white paper become the background...the background...

Yue Ning was decisively angry: Ma Dan, why are these blank sheets of paper everywhere, is it enough?Where is the wind so strong! ! !Dare to climb a tree in such a strong wind, is this really a girl?

Yue Ning was angered by forced spoilers and forced complaints.

To be honest, Yue Ning and Yue Xiu are indeed brothers and sisters.After switching positions, the complaints are equally sharp.

Especially Yue Ning was still looking forward to it before, but now he complains as much as he is angry.

With a fast hand, a series of words quickly flashed the public screen of the discussion group.

"I liked Liu Da's novels so much, and I've been so excited to become a TV series for so long. Even if I didn't get a good time slot, I sat in front of the TV and waited for the first broadcast!! I didn't expect it to be like this. I am independent, high IQ and hardworking. Where's the positive female lead?! Where's my handsome, handsome and cold male lead!!!! It's so rare to see him on campus!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Then... After she finished swiping for a while, a line of words appeared.

"Ning Ning, don't be angry, Liu Da doesn't know that these plots have been changed like this." This sentence came from the administrator of the group, Gan Lan.Cabbage has been the administrator of the group from the beginning.The speech was not very positive, but it seemed that he had a good relationship with Liu University, and he could tell some latest news about Liu University every time.

After Yuexiu complained about the plot, seeing that the show was entering garbage time, he decisively shifted his focus to his sister.

"You actually like watching this kind of drama? Do you know that watching too many stupid movies is not good for your IQ. In order to save your IQ, you should go to bed quickly."

Facing her brother with eyes that look like a fool, no, that's a look that looks like a fool, Yue Ning exploded decisively.

"Who likes to watch this kind of drama!!"

"I remember you liked to watch it before. What's it called... what meteorite across the sky? Or broom star?"

"It's obviously a meteor shower across the sky!!! I just like the male lead in it!!!" That... that... is black history, can't you just let it go with the wind?

"But you're an adult now, why do you still watch this kind of boring TV series that you know the end from the beginning?"

Yue Ning was speechless.

My heart burst into tears.

"I, I, obviously like that book!" She was about to growl, she stood up and said to Yue Xiu with her hips on her hips, "Do you know how well that book is written?! By the way, I seem to give it to you and Dad. Mom gave it away, didn’t you say it’s okay to write!!!”

So good that she would like to give it to her family.

Yue Xiu didn't remember reading such a bloody novel at all.So then he raised his eyebrows and looked at Yue Ning.His eyebrows are long and long, and when he raises his eyebrows, he looks so pretty.

Yue Ning was blown away by this righteous "I just didn't see what happened" attitude.

"That book is called "Young as a Song"!!! It's still on your bookshelf!"

"Are you sure? This kind of plot has been seen thousands of times."

"This is not the plot written by Liu Capital! It was changed by Yu Ma!"

How good is Liu's capitalization.The result changed to this.

Yue Xiu shook his head and said, "I really don't understand you young people. I still like to read the stories I've read several times."

He stood up and walked slowly upstairs.

Behind him came his sister's unwilling roar: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Whocare?

Well, after vomiting about his sister, Yuexiu felt a little better.

"Are you sure you choose him? Once the host is selected, it cannot be changed."

"Hmm! Look, the youngest president in city n! He looks like a very capable person! Also, don't you think he's good-looking?"

"...In short, you have already decided to choose him, right?"

"Yes!"

"Then, let's get started."

"Ding! Welcome to the first generation negative energy cleaning system. Hello user~"

This is a vast white world, Yue Xiu is a little drowsy.He was a little strange, it was a bit noisy for him to have a dream today.

Yue Xiu didn't answer at all.The somewhat noisy voice repeated nervously: "Hello user~~"

Really noisy.

He clearly remembered that his dreams were more fun.

Yue Xiu's eyes drooped.

The system was silent, and went to the main topic: "Since you have a lot of resentment towards a certain drama, and there are many people like you who are deeply resentful towards this drama and spreading negative energy outward. Therefore, this system gives you a change Live new opportunities.”

"You can enter the world of the play and guide the direction of the show. The only requirement of this system is to achieve a direction that most people are satisfied with and no longer spread negative energy to the outside world."

"Are you also entering this world? Please answer within 3 minutes, otherwise it will be regarded as the default option, and the default option is Agree."

There was an unmistakable excitement in its voice.

Yue Xiu: "ZZZZZ..."

"Thank you for your participation. The agreement has been signed. I wish you a pleasant journey with the system."

"ZZZZZ..."

"This journey is accompanied by System 521 throughout."

This time it didn't have time for Yue Xiu to speak, so he couldn't wait to say: "Okay. Now we start the journey."

☆, the second pit: dressing as a girl without explaining

"This journey is accompanied by System 521 throughout."

This time it didn't have time for Yue Xiu to speak, so he couldn't wait to say: "Okay. Now we start the journey."

Yuexiu only felt that...

This dream is really loud.

Then, when the next day comes...

This is how Yuexiu woke up.

"Yuexiu, wake up!! Wake up!!"

don't wake up...

"Ma Dan, you still have to brush your teeth and wash your face, get up for me!!!"

The girl's prehistoric power erupted, and she decisively flipped the table! (╯－＿－)╯╧╧.Oh, no, lift the quilt.

Yue Xiu only felt a chill all over his body. He felt like getting up, and usually set the alarm clock by himself.Who dares to lift the quilt? Besides, his alarm clock hasn't rung yet! ! !

He opened his eyes, and met...a hibiscus face with a fierce look on his face.

wait, who is this?

"The heroine, Ning Xiaoxiao." 521 said.

Yue Xiu was startled by him.

As for Ning Xiaoxiao, it was just that Yuexiu was in a daze after getting up.She brushed her long hair and shouted helplessly to Yuexiu: "Come down quickly, you got up late today."

The young girl's face is delicate and pretty, even if she is naked.

More Xiu...

The more you cultivate, the whole person becomes worse...

During the brief communication with the system, he knew——he became a woman named Yuexiu who shared the same dormitory with the heroine!child!son!

Yue Xiu really never thought about what his life would be like if he lived as a girl, and...

He looked at the five girls approaching...

Madan, still living collectively! ! ! !

How many years has he lived together!

He got off the bed awkwardly and was about to leave the bedroom door.To be honest, I went out within three steps after getting out of bed, this bedroom is really small enough.Of course, it may also be because he is too clumsy now.

Yue Xiu tried his best to maintain his calm face, although what he wants to do most now is to call out the system in his mind to beat him up.He knew very well that his current life turned upside down must be inseparable from this guy! !

"Wait, Yuexiu!! Take your mouthwash cup. Hurry up and rinse your mouth. You don't have enough time!!"

The hostess said that the willow eyebrows were upside down, very majestic.

With difficulty, he took out a pink cup from the washbasin under the bed, which contained his toothpaste, toothbrush and facial cleanser... As for why it is difficult, because his body now occupies a very large space, uh, also Just fat.That's why he was so sure that his life had turned upside down.

By the way, the female dormitory in this place does not have a separate bathroom, only a collective water room and drying room.

When I arrived at the water room, the more I repaired, the more painful it became.

He didn't want to go in at all.

What the hell, a group of girls are brushing their teeth and washing their faces in front of a faucet, and many girls are directly showing their arms, thighs and feet.

but……

Yue Xiu went directly to the bathroom behind the water room, and quickly entered a room and closed the door.

Lowering his voice, he was full of anger: "Come out!"

Yes, he didn't even want to be a trumpet or something! !

He went into the toilet just to interrogate a system.

"..." It didn't speak.

"What are you, why are you talking in my head! Also, how did I get here!!!"

As soon as Yue Xiu lowered his head, he saw two lumps of softness on his chest.Seriously, it's no wonder that girls have a bunch of chests, these two balls hang on their chests, and they always hunch back unconsciously.It looks like Yuexiu, now he straightened his back, and he kept his chest closed just now.

As for why...it probably looks smaller like that, he can accept it better...

(╯－＿－)╯╧╧ Who wants to accept it! ! !Can't stand it at all! ! !

"If you don't come out again, I'll hit my head and die here!!"

Hehe, it would be better to die than to become a woman inexplicably like this!

He thought so in his heart.

The system came out reluctantly. Although the host's desire to die was not very strong, it's better not to let the host say that. After all, their goal is to start a pleasant journey.

It showed Viet Soo the clip of how they signed the agreement.

Yue Xiu: "That was signed on the basis of my ignorance, it doesn't count!!" This kind of contract has no legal effect at all!

"The agreement has been signed and there is no way to change it." The system said directly.

Yue Xiu gritted his teeth.

The system realized that there might be something wrong with what it said, and added dryly: "There is no way to change this. So, why not accept it, we have prepared some discounts for you for beginners."

Yue Xiu frowned, and said coldly, "Can I go back?"

"As long as you can maintain the plot to a score of 8.0 or higher."

What the hell? !

"Because this drama has caused great controversy, a large number of people spread negative energy because of disappointment. And we detected that you are the source of transmission. For us, spreading negative energy is a crime. Therefore, we invite you to perfect The whole story so that it no longer spreads negative energy."

"We have observed that on one of your websites, there are ratings about the plot, and most people above 8.0 are spreading positive energy. Therefore, now the plot starts from the beginning, and all you have to do is to put this 2.0 The score becomes 8.0."

"Since the facts that have already happened cannot be changed, the plot you changed will be released in a parallel world, and your goal is to give this upcoming TV series a score of 8.0."

Yue Xiu squinted his eyes, his eyes were heavy.Said: "As long as 8.0 is enough, right?"

"Um, yes." The system always felt that Yuexiu's tone was a bit wrong, but it didn't know what was wrong, so it had no choice but to introduce the newbie gift pack it launched.It really likes Yuexiu very much, otherwise it wouldn't choose him.

"The novice package includes two return trips. These two return trips do not require the host to pay points. There is also a small surprise..."

However, Yuexiu didn't wait for it to introduce the novice gift package, but asked directly: "Where is my body?"

"Your time on the original plane is stagnant. And now your body is youthful. Don't you like the host to be 18 again?" the system tried to say in a cheerful tone.

Yue Xiu sneered.Hehe, I only like those whose gender is male (♂)!

"You, can you stop talking in my head!"

Yuexiu had calmed down a little at this time.

"..."

"……"molar.

"Okay." The system's voice was a little frustrated. "Then, after switching to the non-automatic mode, the system interface will pop up when there are tasks and notification sounds. But this is very inconvenient, host. Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes."

"Okay. If you want to change your decision, just call System 521 in your mind."

"No. Wait, can you hear my heart?" Yue Xiu asked.

"No. I can only hear what you want me to hear. As long as your consciousness is shifted, we can't continue talking."

That's good.

Yuexiu relaxed slightly.His privacy is preserved.Then he brought up the system panel.

The main page is his profile.It is divided into Yuexiu and Yuexiu.Yuexiu was his original identity.Some basic personal information is written on it.For example, he already knew that Yuexiu...she was 18 years old, her height was 165, and her weight...weight...75!It's not catties, it's kilograms!

He almost thought he was wrong!You know, even Yuexiu has never weighed more than 75 kilograms! !What a joke! !

However, the system is not kidding.

The three-layer swimming ring on the girl's waist is proof.There are also thick and fat thighs, and fat palms like steamed buns.

Yue Xiu looked at his new body in disbelief, well, he couldn't see his toes.

When Yuexiu was still in a daze—Yuexiu was actually heavier than Yuexiu, was this still a girl? ? ?The heroine's voice came from outside: "Yuexiu! Yuexiu! Are you there?"

He wanted to say no.

He closed the system panel that he hadn't finished reading, pushed open the door, and walked out.Standing in front of the toilet is the hostess.

She looked at the washing cup... held by Yuexiu with some wonder.

"You've already brushed your teeth."

"……No."

"...Did you flush the water?" She hesitated to speak.

"... rushed."

"Then why are you dawdling in there!!! There are still 10 minutes to go downstairs and gather!!!" Instantly turned into a female tyrannosaurus.

☆, the third pit: the halo of the heroine is particularly good

Why... the relationship between the original owner and the heroine is so good...

Yuexiu, who had never been told that by a girl to his face, was in a daze, picked up a bunch of pink and started brushing his teeth, and wiped his face with water when he was done.

After struggling for a while, Yue Xiu still didn't go to the bathroom...

To be honest, although Yuexiu is handsome and rich, he is still a virgin.Because, he has never been attracted to that girl.Therefore, he must have never seen a female body.

In addition, seeing a female body for the first time in life is a first-person perspective, which really makes people speechless.

When I returned to the dormitory, I found that except for him, everyone else was wearing military training uniforms.In addition, the quilt is almost folded.

"You are..." A tall and thin girl by the door looked at him hesitantly. She wore a pair of glasses, but she looked very pure. "Yuexiu?"

"...Yes." Yue Xiu wiped his face.

She showed an anxious look, and said: "Hurry up and change clothes. Ning Xiaoxiao folded the quilt for you. But there are still 3 minutes to go downstairs to gather. Today is the first day of military training, so don't be late."

Military training... No wonder, these girls are all wearing camouflage uniforms...

Wait, where's his camouflage uniform?

He looked around, and found that one of the eight cabinets around him was not locked. He opened it, and sure enough, he saw a brand new camouflage uniform.Didn't even tear off the outer packaging.

He went straight up.Still twitching the corners of his mouth, he put on the same style... rubber shoes.To be honest, he had a bad feeling after putting on the full set.Because... Even though the military training uniform is quite lenient, but he!return!yes!Sleep!have to!tight!

The girl on the opposite side has a thin waist, and she must add a belt to the fat camouflage uniform.

"..." He seems to understand why girls always want to lose weight.

The hostess looked at her watch. She was not very proficient, but she folded the quilt anyway.

"Okay, girls, let's go downstairs."

There is nothing to say about the collection.

They gathered downstairs in a certain boys' dormitory. To be honest, the boys' building is a new building, which is better repaired than theirs. Oh no, their building is much more beautiful.

There should be several classes in their major.The squad leader and branch secretary have not yet been elected.The counselor shouted from the front steps: "Boys are at the back, girls are at the front, from high to bottom!!"

Slowly, Yue Xiu subconsciously wanted to stay away from the group of girls who were pink in his eyes, and just took two steps back when he was spotted by the sharp-eyed heroine.She resolutely pulled Yue Xiu back, and said loudly: "Class [-] Higher Molecule!! The boys are in the back, from high to low!" Then facing Yue Xiu: "You go to the front, you are short."

you go ahead...

you are short...

Yue Xiu wiped his face and walked forward with heavy steps.

I always feel that every sentence of the heroine is an arrow in his heart!

Can such a heroine be okay?

By the time they were trotting towards the playground, Yue Xiu had already become No.1.

Loveless...

Obviously there are several girls who are shorter than him! !

But...they belonged to another dormitory, so they automatically stood behind their dormitory.

Yuexiu started flipping through his system panel.It was because the system reminded him before that he did not take the wrong path. Although, he felt that if he made a mistake, he would probably be brought back by the heroine—he was really surprised, why did the heroine pay so much attention to him?

Yuexiu was born in a certain village.Rely on the college entrance examination to enter this century-old famous school.Weight, let alone.Height, we protect women's privacy.There are also colleges and universities, and the dormitories are all written, which is 411.

Yuexiu looked at the basic information here, and suddenly noticed a novice halo.This is in the bottom corner.

"The female lead prefers Guan Huan: Give the female lead a super good impression~~ Female lead: I will take good care of this person. The remaining time for Guan Huan: 29 days and 22 o'clock."

Yue Xiu: "..." There is really a halo... Why is he not happy at all.

System: Boom, well-prepared surprise... The host has no surprises at all...

The instructor will be here soon.

A group of officers in camouflage uniforms and caps ran over, their faces were basically black, and the team was very neat.They quickly started to regroup.They have only one instructor professionally.Well, in fact, there are only two classes in their major, and there are still not enough people, so the instructor pulled half of the team from the side.The number of people is about the same.

The first step in starting military training is not to stand in a military posture, but to form a team.

Seriously, the whole team took them a while.But Yuexiu is still very happy~ because he is not the first one.The instructor decisively pulled out the shorter girls, made them stand in a row, and then stood facing them behind them.Yuexiu was not among them.He stood up quickly.An order to turn left down.There is another row on the left.Align again.At this time, there were people around him.The instructors lined up, staring at Yuexiu.

Because... the fatter you are.And the instructor's side is facing the petite girls in the front row.Surrounded by petite and cute girls, Yuexiu was...a little nervous.Standing in the middle is like an inflated point, standing on the side is even more miserable, a point protruding from a straight line.

The instructor twitched the corner of his mouth.

The contrast is really... stark.

Then he had no choice but to pull Yuexiu out and put him in front of the shorter boy on the side.In this way, Yuexiu became more harmonious in the team.

However, during this process, Yue Xiu also heard several muffled laughter.

Yue Xiu blushed.

Ma Dan, if you have the ability to laugh, why don't you have the ability to laugh out loud! !

"Don't talk!" The instructor stared back and shouted loudly.

Soon, the military posture began.

Now is the beginning of the day, the sun is not very big.But Jun Ziguang just standing like this is very tossing.

Especially when Yuexiu felt that his waist was straight, with layers of fat hanging on his back, he really wanted to die.In less than 10 minutes, Yuexiu started to sweat.

The instructor walked over and over again, and when he saw something standing wrong, he broke it over.But it was Yuexiu who twitched the corners of her mouth every time she looked at it.

Soon, the morning exercise was over.

A group of people gathered and disbanded to go to the cafeteria.

And at this time, Yuexiu felt that...he wanted to play a trumpet.

Of course, he won't say it.Silently following behind the hostess, he flipped through the system panel again.

The first task, to get familiar with the campus, to wash and brush, has been completed.The experience value has increased by ten points.Yue Xiu looked at the new experience value and directly tapped the system.

"What is this experience value for?"

"Back to the host," the system's voice came quickly and cheerfully, "The system progress bar has reached [-] experience points, and you can apply to return to the original world."

Yue Xiu paused suddenly, and the hostess looked at him puzzled, "What's the matter, Yue Xiu?"

"Nothing." He quickly followed.

I asked the system in my heart: "What does the system progress bar mean? Why didn't I hear you say it?"

System: "It is to return to your world. Whenever you complete a part of the plot, you can return to the original world~~"

"Then how much have I accomplished now?" He really wanted to go back, he didn't want to stay here for a moment! ! !

"Uh... 3 minutes..."

Yue Xiu frowned, and asked in his heart: "I've been here for so long, why only 3 minutes!!"

System: "...Actually, host, don't be angry. We calculate the time duration as effective time. Moreover, the progress bar is up, and you can't go back until your experience points are there." It hasn't told the host about the 3 minutes It's actually the opening song! "Of course, since this is the first time you have come to the plot world, I will give you a perfect first experience. Now you can return to the original world as long as you complete the points."

integral?

Yuexiu thought of the funny mission of Xishuashua this morning.Sure enough, he had been given ten points.

"How many points do I need to go back?"

"No price increase for 20 points~"

10 left.Yuexiu decisively took over the task of "completing the military training".This task is a long-term task, that is, 10 points will be given a day, and after the entire task is completed, an additional [-] points will be given.

They went happily to the cafeteria, and the six girls sat down to eat together.The heroine is by Yuexiu's side.

The moment you stand up after eating...

Yue Xiu felt...he really couldn't ignore his physical needs...his bladder was going to burst...Ma Dan, he had never had such an embarrassing experience.

So he sat down again.

The heroine: "Huh? Yuexiu, what's the matter with you?" That Furong face was full of concern.

"..." Yue Xiu.

As a boy, can you say to a girl with fluttering hair and a good face, "I want to go to the bathroom!"?

Therefore, Yue Xiu could only say (bladder) egg (bladder) pain: "It's okay, I just feel a little uncomfortable."

Hearing this, the hostess frowned Yuanshan, and at that moment, she suddenly approached Yuexiu, her plump breasts were almost touching Yuexiu's arms, and the hot air from her lips smoked straight into her ears.Yue Xiu's hairs suddenly started to stand up, and his whole body was about to freeze.

"Don't be embarrassed... Is your aunt coming?"

Yue Xiu was very nervous, so he directly said, "My aunt didn't come." Wait, what does this have to do with his aunt?He fell to one side, trying to put some distance away.

After hearing this, the hostess didn't sit back, but asked: "Then do you have a stomachache?" Her face was really full of worry, and there was almost no writing in her eyes: Do you want to accompany you to the hospital?

Yue Xiu: "...No...I just..."

The heroine: "Don't procrastinate, a girl's body is very important."

Yue Xiu: "...I... just want to go to the toilet." I wipe! !Why is there so much shame