The top stream from the end of the world [entertainment]

Ye Wen, a young farming expert, came back with a hoe on his shoulders, followed by Cen Shao, who was disheartened and depressed.

This time when he came to the countryside in the south of the Yangtze River, Cen Shao thought that he would be able to revitalize his teachers, but he didn't expect that Ye Wen returned to the countryside as if he had returned to his own home. He looked like someone who had been living in the city, which made him feel frustrated and helpless.

Cen. Ordinary Human. Shao: I am really old, and farming is no match for Ye Wen.

Ye.Wooden supernatural being.Wen: This is so normal!

Seeing that Gu Su and Zhou Ge seemed to be in conflict, Ye Wen felt that he could judge with a hoe.

Shen Lian: Instead of being a keyboard man, have you changed to be a hoe man?

Ye Wen: The sky did not give birth to me as a hoe man. Farm roads are as long as night through the ages. With my hoe, there will be sky. The hoe of the river will come up to the sky.

Bai Zhu: Brother Ye, you're almost done with it.

Ye Wen: If there are no real immortals in the world, I would like to hold a hoe and turn into an immortal, so come here!

"What's wrong?" Ye Wen asked.

Gu Su said, "Today's dinner is fried cauliflower."

Ye Wen raised a question mark, thinking that this recipe is really simple, "Don't you want a tomato?"

Gu Su pointed at Zhou Ge, "He didn't buy it."

Ye Wen frowned, and asked Gu Su, "Don't you know how old you are? You know what's going on with Zhou Ge, and you want him to go shopping in an unfamiliar village by himself?"

Zhou Ge: I can tell, you are scolding me!

Ye Wen felt that this dinner was not good enough. On the first day here, he must find some good food to eat. He said, "Although Zhou Ge didn't buy the food back, it's not a big deal. Isn't it just that there are two dishes missing? They are all mountains, I will go to the mountains to look for them.”

Gu Su stepped back tactically, not sure, "Huh? You can do it, can you, isn't it perfect?"

Ye Wen: When I went to the forest, it was like coming home, it was super comfortable!

Ye Wen gave a thumbs up, indicating that he was super capable, and went up the mountain with a hoe and a bag.

Bai Zhu looked at Ye Wen's back as he disappeared into the mountain path, and said silently, "How do I feel, the devil has entered the village."

The others felt that what Bai Zhu said was very reasonable, but didn't it mean that devils entered the village and jumped like chickens and dogs?

Ye Wen: I worked so hard to find food for you in the mountains, and you arrange me at home?

……

He Hong, a rural girl, is picking mushrooms on the mountain. She just waits for a bag to be taken home and dried into dried mushrooms for storage.

He Hong fell in love with a mushroom next to a big tree, but his foot slipped, his body fell backwards, and he rolled down the slope.

"Be careful." Suddenly, a pleasant male voice came from nowhere.

Before He Hong could react, he was hugged and rescued by a strange man he didn't know. He was carrying a hoe on his shoulder and a bag on his body.

He Hong was a little dazed, remembering the story of the river god that the teacher told her.

In the story, the river god asked the farmer whether the ax that fell into the river was a gold ax or a silver axe. There is no river here, so the mountain god who appeared in front of her carrying the hoe should be the mountain god!

Marven Ye: Why don't you say I'm the God of Saturn?

He Hong: The God of Saturn doesn't look like you!

"Are you okay?" Ye Wen put He Hong down, saw that she was still looking at him, and felt that the little girl might not have reacted to anything, so he might as well take this opportunity and sneak away.

He Hong asked nervously, "Excuse me, are you a god?"

Ye Wen:? ? ?

"There has never been a savior, and we don't rely on gods and emperors. To create human happiness, we have to rely on ourselves!" Ye Wen sang a section of the Internationale, showing that he is not a god, but a human being.

Ye Wen: She just asked me if I was a god, of course I am not, and she didn't ask me if I was a supernatural being.

"Oh." He Hong nodded in frustration, and asked again, "Then who are you, why have I never seen you before?"

"I just came here. I came from outside and lived here for a while." Ye Wen took the little girl to point to the house at the foot of the mountain.

"So that house belongs to you." He Hong recognized the house Ye Wen pointed to. It used to be an open space, but someone came to build a house a few months ago, but after it was built, they didn't move in. It has been vacant. moved here.

"Well, yes, you can come to me if you are free." Ye Wen said, subconsciously glanced at the time, it had been a long time since he went out, and it was too late to go down the mountain slowly.

So Ye Wen jumped again.

He Hong, a rural girl, watched helplessly as her beautiful brother who had just talked to her, saying that there was no such thing as a fairy, jumped in front of her, jumped several times, turned into a small black spot, and returned to the house at the foot of the mountain smoothly.

He Hong: Liar!You are a fairy, and you can fly, the more beautiful the boy, the more deceptive you are!

Ye Wen made a big jump, shortened the distance, returned to the original starting point, where the dream started, approached carefully on tiptoe, and was blocked by people headed by Cen Shao.

"Who?" Cen Shao thought there was a thief who broke into the empty door, rushed out and grabbed Ye Wen, twisted his backhand, lifted him up and shook him, and all the things in Ye Wen's pockets fell to the ground.

Zhou Ge picked them up curiously, and found that from mushrooms to bamboo shoots, Atractylodes macrocephala to ginseng, as long as everything produced in the mountains fell off Ye Wen.

"Ye Wen really went to rob the mountain!" Zhou Ge was convinced.

Shen Lian added, "Village tyrant Ye Wen."

Ye Wen felt very innocent, "These things grow in the mountains, what's wrong with me picking them up and putting them in my pocket?"

"Other people's money fell on the ground, what's wrong with you picking it up?" Gu Su asked.

Ye Wen immediately replied, "Of course not, this is a petty theft. They should be picked up and returned to the owner or handed over to the police uncle!"

Gu Su: I'm speechless.

Cen Shao: Well, you are indeed my student!

When Ye Wen came back, they cooked. After working for a while, steaming hot meals were put on the table, and everyone ate and drank together.

At the same time, in another part of the village, He Hong couldn't compare to Ye Wen in one leap. She walked down the mountain with a bag full of fresh mushrooms on her back, and only now returned home.

He Hong put the mushrooms away, a little nervous, subconsciously touched the back of her hand, and said to her mother, "Mom, I seem to see a fairy on the mountain."

"Nizi, what nonsense are you talking about? How can there be gods on the mountain." He Hong's mother was busy with housework, and said without raising her head, "A lot of strange people have come to the village recently, so be careful when you go out."

He Hong remembered what Ye Wen said, and asked, "Is it the open space?"

"How do you know that you had contact with the people over there?" He Hong's mother was a little wary.

"Well, he saved me." He Hong hesitated, but decided to tell the truth, "And he can fly."

The vigilance level in He Hong's mother's heart was raised again. She felt that the term "immortal" was not a noun, but an adjective. Her family, He Hong, was going to run away with the wild men outside!

Ye Wen:? ? ?

"Then are you going to thank your benefactor tomorrow?" He Hong's mother asked in a retreat.

He Hong didn't know what an adult's scheming was, and thought her mother cared about her.

He Hong really didn't think of this question, she nodded, "Okay, then I'll go find him tomorrow."

It was useless for He Hong's mother to retreat to advance, she lifted a rock and shot herself in the foot.

"...Then I'll bring the fresh rice." He Hong's mother said.

……

In the house, Ye Wen, who was full of food and drink, didn't know that he was being watched. He wandered around to water Xiaosuorou.

Bai Zhu felt that it was not easy for the little succulent to survive until now. The succulent didn't need to be watered very much. Ye Wen watered the little succulent all day long and moved it around every day.

Ye Wen: Are you questioning my ability as a wood-type power user?

Xiao Tuorou: Ye Wen and I cannot be separated for a moment!

Cen Shao discussed with the staff to name their house.

Ye Wen still has to participate in decision-making when watering water. He thought of the little girl he met on the mountain and suggested, "Why not call it Mushroom House."

This proposal was ruthlessly rejected by all the staff, "No, the Mushroom House really grows mushrooms, we are a program with positive energy."

Marven Ye: Is there any connection?

"It's better to call it a house than a home if you own it," Cen Shao said.

Others agreed.

Cen Shao put up a signboard outside, so this place is called Your Owned House.

Ye Wen felt angrily that his Mushroom House sounded very good, but their tastes were very low.

Little Succulent: Why is it not called Succulent House? The meaning of the meat is also very good!

After Ye Wen poured water on Xiao Tuo Rou, he went to take a bath, and when he came back from the bath, he found them arguing.

He listened carefully, and found that it was a matter of bed allocation in the dormitory. He found that this matter had a lot to do with him, because they were arguing over which room he would sleep in.

Ye Wen: I don't know how to tell you, I can't decide which room I sleep in alone.

Cen Shao felt that Ye Wen was his student and should live with him. He had been looking forward to this for a long time. Deliver him to me!"

But Gu Su didn't think so. He thought Ye Wen should sleep with them. They were a group. They used to live in the same dormitory. Now of course they have to sleep together. He opened his mouth and said, "Since ancient times, Ye Wen has a long history. An integral part of our regiment!"

"But don't you think it's too crowded for you to sleep in the same room?" Cen Shao asked back.

Zhou Ge said, "It's not crowded, sleep a few on the bed, and make a bunk on the floor."

"That's how I lived in the dormitory." Shen Lian said.

Cen Shao emphasized, "But my room is a Chase shop for three people."

Gu Su pushed the glasses frame, "If you find two more people to sleep with, we won't interfere with you."

Cen Shao: You speak very unreasonably!

Hearing this, Ye Wen laughed out loud, but the laugh revealed his existence, and the few of them cast their gazes over.

Ye Wen: Sluggish.

Cen Shao frowned, and pointed to Ye Wen, "You go and dry your hair first, and we'll talk after you're done blowing."

But Gu Su didn't allow Ye Wen to go away, he said, "Ye Wen, which room do you sleep in today?"

Ye Wen insisted on Succulent as the center, unwavering and unwavering, "I have no objection, I can sleep anywhere, but I want to sleep with Xiao Tuorou."

The final result of the discussion was that Ye Wen [-] crowded with Gu Su and the others, and [-] slept with Cen Shao.

When Ye Wen heard this, he raised his hand and asked, "Where do I sleep on Sunday?"

Gu Su: "Sleep in the living room."

Cen Shao: "Sleeping on the ground is fine."

Ye Wen:? ? ?

Ye Wen: I thought I was a treasure, but who knows that you really don't love me!

Ye Wen, Gu Su and the others squeezed together for the night, got up early the next day, woke up full of energy, said good morning to Xiao Duorou, and went outside to wash with water.

Cen Shao got up no later than Ye Wen, but he didn't do it to wash up, but to hang his throat, and the voice came out brightly, like a long rainbow piercing the sun.

"Awen, you also need to practice vocalization, which will help you maintain a stable breath." Cen Shao said.

Ye Wen followed Cen Shao in a learned manner and hung out his voice.

Under the duet of the two masters and apprentices, it worked better than any alarm clock. The four people in the room who were sleeping with their buttocks pouting slowly got up, their eyes were sleepy, and they yawned one after another.

Scientific studies have shown that the act of yawning can make people sleepy.

Shen Lian yawned first, Zhou Ge yawned again, Bai Zhu silently yawned, Gu Su got infected and yawned again, Shen Lian felt sleepy and yawned again, just when they were about to succeed in mutual hypnosis, Ye Wen raised his voice The howling of ghosts and wolves scared them so much that they were not sleepy at all.

Cen Shao tried his best to guide Ye Wen so that he would not lose his tune, but he had little effect. Ye Wen's improvisational element was quite strong, and he would go astray if he didn't pay attention.

Cen Shao: The students I recruited have to teach with tears in my eyes!

The remaining four people couldn't bear this kind of torture, so they got up and washed up.

Cen Shao didn't intend to favor one person over another, one of these people counted as one, and he had to obediently hang his voice here.

But Cen Shao had this idea, the director didn't intend to let them continue to hang their voices, and came over to explain the program arrangement to them.

The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: 1 little sweetheart who can pass the heavy test;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Qijin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!