My little gong will have a baby

[Diary] Because Yinfei said that there was no birthmark, and he kept showing his farts before going to bed, I sighed, then kissed him, and said to him: "It's okay now, I'm going to sleep now, smelly Yinyin. "Then that night, because of the embarrassment, I couldn't sleep all night. ——Chu Nanzhu's diary.

Ji Wan knew that she must be so stupid now.

Too late to pull the zipper!I could only cover the bird with both hands, cross my legs and turn sideways to prevent it from being exposed, and my face was full of embarrassment.

"What are you doing? You can't do it with a giant sculpture with a childlike face? You... When did you come here? Why didn't you call me to peek at the eye of a needle!"

Amused by his reaction, the corners of Chu Nanzhu's mouth couldn't stop rising: "You just came in, anyway, there is nothing on your body that I haven't seen."

Damn, this Chu Nanzhu is really, Ji Wan felt the blood in his brain boiled, and let out a roar.

He moved slowly, trying to find a cubicle to go in and put on his pants, but Chu Nanzhu walked over to block his way before him.

"Why? Get out of the way, I'm going in." Ji Wan's hair exploded.

Ji Wan just regretted it, regretted it very much, and knew that he should have gone into the compartment to drain the water.Gouged Chu Nanzhu viciously, between him and Chu Nanzhu, there must be only one person standing upright today.

"Why are you so fierce? You said it took so long to go to the bathroom, and I came to look for you when I missed you, so you're going to be angry?" Chu Nanzhu raised his eyebrows.

"Get out of the way!" Ji Wan didn't want him to see such a stupid look, so he squeezed the bird even tighter.

"Because...Ji Wan, I'm serious," Chu Nanzhu suddenly said in a serious tone, "There is no one else here except me, I can help you take a look, just like when I was a child."

"You, you are shameless!" Damn it, Ji Wan is so embarrassed that her toenails are about to lift off.

"I'll go in and see for myself!"

"You can't see it yourself."

Ji Wan took out her phone from her pocket and turned on the camera: "I'll just take a picture." After speaking, he quickly walked around Chu Nanzhu and locked himself in the cubicle.

"Chu Nanzhu, you go out first, I'll tell you as soon as I'm done watching!" Ji Wan opened the door a crack, weak and helpless and pitiful to him.

"I'll be right here waiting for you."

"No, you're here...I'm sure I can't shoot well!"

Chu Nanzhu looked as steady as an old dog on the surface, but in fact he was panicking in his heart. He was more nervous than anyone else, and wanted to find the cause as soon as possible.

Not wanting to go out, he wants to hold Yinyin tightly at the certain moment, and tell him how much he has missed him for so many years.

"Okay then, hurry up."

After speaking, Chu Nanzhu turned around and walked out.Ji Wan watched his leaving back before closing the door.

Hearing the sound of locking the door, Chu Nanzhu deliberately took a few extra steps, and the sound of footsteps made Ji Wan think that he had gone out, but in fact, he secretly retreated to the side of Ji Wan's cubicle, and listened carefully to what was going on inside. movement.

Ji Wan, this silly Baitian, really caught the trick. He took off his pants and hung them on the hook, doing whatever he could with his mobile phone.

What is this all about?

Ji Wan turned on the front-facing camera of the phone, put one leg on the toilet seat, and settled into a posture, gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and pointed her finger down... with a "click".

It was so embarrassing that he forgot to turn off the sound, but luckily Chu Nanzhu went out.

All of a sudden, Ji Wan heard a "gudong". Who the hell is swallowing saliva so loudly?

Ji Wan was startled, frightened and ashamed, her hairs stood on her head, and her phone slipped into a crack behind the toilet seat without holding it steady.

"Ah!" Ji Wan let out a scream.

"What's the matter! What happened?" Chu Nanzhu, who was waiting for him outside the door, knocked on the door loudly, and he comforted Ji Wan self-righteously: "Don't be afraid, no matter what happens, I will They're all outside!"

Ji Wan: "..."

"Chu Nanzhu, you, you, I'm scared to death by you! What should I do? The phone that took the photo fell into the toilet."

There was a moment of silence outside the door.

"Then you take it out?"

"Can't get it out."

It was quiet again outside the door.

"It's okay, you take it out and wash your hands more."

"..."

Ji Wan put on her trousers and opened the door with a sullen face: "If you messed up, help me pick it up."

Chu Nanzhu: "..."

Chu Nanzhu had never done this kind of thing before, but he really hurt the troublemaker in front of him from the bottom of his heart, so he reached out and pinched Ji Wan's nose and said, "Let me in."

Ji Wan waved his hand away, and opened the door sideways to let Chu Nanzhu in. Chu Nanzhu rolled up his sleeves, opened the toilet seat, but didn't find the phone, so he asked Ji Wan, "Didn't it fall into it?"

Ji Wan: "..."

"It's inside, that's where there's a seam between the toilet tank and the wall!"

"Understood, don't worry." Chu Nanzhu smiled: "Remember to look at the birthmark after picking it up."

Ji Wan: "..."

*

Nanzhu had disappeared for an hour, and the staff at the scene were all waiting for him.

As soon as Ji Wan left, Chu Nanzhu started to feel all sorts of things wrong. He patted it, looked around for a while, and stepped on his feet to look at it. Those who didn't know it thought that this person had become a human-shaped watchtower.

Halfway through, the director announced a 10-minute break, and Ji Muli gave him a bottle of water to relieve the heat, but this person was dazzled by love, and said, "Where is he? Did you see him? He said he was going to the toilet, why not?" So long? Won’t it fall into it?”

"Yeah," Ji Muli felt that he was an evil mother-in-law now, and his son had a daughter-in-law and forgot about his mother, and said sourly, "If you're too stupid, you might fall into it and drown."

"What?!" Chu Nanzhu's expression turned pale, and he got up abruptly, and stuffed the water he hadn't drank in Jimu Li's hand: "I'm going to the bathroom."

The corners of Ji Muli's eyes twitched, and he thought: You haven't even taken a few sips of water, so how can you feed it?

"Wait, Nanzhu," Ji Muli said helplessly, "Do you know where the toilet is? Just flush it."

"Where is it?" Chu Nanzhu really didn't know.

Ji Muli pointed him in the direction: "Over there, it takes at least half an hour to get there, are you sure... Hey! I haven't finished talking yet!"

But Chu Nanzhu had already run away, and Ji Muli only had time to eat the exhaust gas behind him.

The rest time came soon, the director and the others came to urge them several times, and the shooting progress was about to be delayed, so Ji Muli came out helplessly and annoyed to find someone.

During the period, she also called Bai Lianhua, who likes to set up a stall outside the toilet. This guy is a weird guy. He has become an [-]th-line star, but he has always liked to sell things. He didn't consider himself a star at all.

It was confirmed from his mouth that Ji Wan had just entered the toilet, and Ji Muli quickly came over.

Although she was a woman, she was not afraid to face the men's room. She waved the door with her little hand and pushed it. It was fine, there was no one inside.

Ji Muli then quickly slid into this sacred place that she had never seen before...

New world!

In her heart, she would never admit that she had been curious about what the men's room looked like for a long time, so it turned out that the shit basin in the men's room was upright, did they shit standing up?

Amazing!

Suddenly, Ji Muli heard two familiar voices, especially in this quiet toilet...unspeakable.

"Ah, come on."

"I try my best."

"Hey, it's still close."

"Don't worry, I'm sensible."

"No, why are you so short? You can't reach it."

"What short? No."

"Look, you can't even reach it."

"Almost, hey, I'll be able to catch it soon."

"Come on!"

"It's alright, it's alright."

"Hehehe, Chu Nanzhu, you are really amazing!"

Ji Muli felt that a pot of dog's blood was pouring on her heart, and she covered her mouth with both hands tightly to restrain the urge to yell.

Slowly, slowly, she moved her pace, got out of the toilet bit by bit, and then frantically ran at the beach in the sunset at a speed of 120h/km.

who am I?Where am I?Why am I here?

While running, she wiped away the non-existing tears from the corners of her eyes. She didn't expect that the big star she had raised for so long was abducted by a brat whom she had only known for two days.

wait!how so!Ji Muli didn't pay attention, and threw himself on the beach, making sand all over his body.But she couldn't hide the astonishment on her face.

She had to admit a fact: Chu Nanzhu...he can't.

God, Ji Muli realized this shocking secret and almost ate the sand.

*

"I'll give you the phone." Chu Nanzhu finally took out the phone after being disliked for so long.

"Well," Ji Wan took it. He wanted to open the photo immediately to see if there was a birthmark, but the photo was too private. He hid from Chu Nanzhu and covered the screen. sneak attack.

Due to the limited lighting conditions in the toilet, and his hand shaking when taking the picture, apart from two round buttocks, the rest of the small picture is...a blur.

Ji Wan zoomed in and zoomed in on the picture.Delusions about what to see.

"You didn't take a good shot." Ji Wan threw the phone into the air again in fright, Chu Nanzhu grabbed the phone with one hand, and hugged Ji Wan with the other, letting him lean into her arms: "What are you afraid of, it's not like I didn't watch it Pass."

Then he turned the screen over, looked at this fart/fart for a while, and narrowed his eyes: "Your hands are shaking, so you didn't get it."

"Chu Nanzhu! Give it back to me!" Ji Wan's hair was bleeding from embarrassment.

Looking at Ji Wan's big eyes, and his face flushed with anger, the person in front of him is likely to be looking for the cause of failure for many years. In such a moment, he seems to have returned to the way he was when he was a child, when he was angry and calmed down. It was Chu Nanzhu who held Xiao Yinyin in his arms and coaxed him.

Yinyin is a soft-hearted and kind child, as long as Chu Nanzhu hugs him, he will be obedient.

You clearly said you were always by my side...

One couldn't hold it back, Chu Nanzhu hugged the grown him into his arms: "Okay, okay, don't be angry." His voice was suddenly sad and affectionate: "It's all my fault, I lost you gone."

Ji Wan was caught off guard by his sudden outpouring of true feelings, he stopped struggling, he didn't know how to place his hands behind him, he didn't want to touch Chu Nanzhu, and felt that this guy was a bit pitiful, shouldn't he be Give two pats for encouragement.

"It's not confirmed yet, don't be like this." After thinking for a long time, Ji Wan still felt that he should make it clear: "I'll talk about it after confirming..."

Yes, let's talk about it after confirming it. I have been used to the wandering life for so many years, and I have long given up hope.

Chu Nanzhu dragged Ji Wan's chin, Ji Wan followed his hand, raised his eyes, and looked at him, Chu Nanzhu's deep and charming eyes stared straight at him, and there was a thin callus on his fingertips , slowly stroking Ji Wan's chin.

Bring very delicate and very gentle throbbing.

"Ji Wan, can you let me see?"

Ji Wan could clearly see that Chu Nanzhu's eyes were full of hope, he really hoped that I was Yinyin.

"I..." Ji Wan agreed within 0.01 second, but...Chu Nanzhu's cell phone rang untimely, and the good thing was interrupted. Chu Nanzhu answered very irritablely: "Who is it?!"

Ji Muli on the opposite side thought they were not done yet, so he sighed: "Although young people are in good health, they should also pay attention to their proportions."

"The director has been waiting for you for a long time, and you still want to release pigeons?"

Chu Nanzhu: "Yes, I see."

"Come on quickly, by the way, Nanzhu." Ji Muli's tone seemed hesitant.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, you don't need to underestimate yourself, that thing is not that important, you just look at it." Ji Muli sighed, and she hung up the phone immediately after she finished speaking. After all, it is a question of whether a man can do it or not. Nanzhu was embarrassed.

Chu Nanzhu was confused.

"Go to work, then you go to work first." Ji Wan breathed a sigh of relief. Although she was a little looking forward to revealing the truth, she was still a little hesitant or afraid from the bottom of her heart: "It's not urgent."

But he didn't know why he was afraid.

Chu Nanzhu's men squeezed his shoulders tightly.

"You stay with me, don't leave my sight." Chu Nanzhu announced domineeringly.

The author has something to say: I am so tired of changing.vomiting blood

感谢在2020-09-0512:24:28~2020-09-0615:13:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 Moon Passes;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Jiujiujiu~5 bottles; Yu Xiaoji 3 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!