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[Diary] There is a very cute birthmark on Yinyin's butt, in the shape of a small heart, red. I told Yinyin about it, but he still didn't believe it, and he chased me to beat me. Hey~——Chu bamboo diary

Because of being too shocked, Ji Wan's head froze for several seconds.

He pushed Chu Nanzhu away, and his hair exploded in fright.

"Sorry, this is what Yinyin and I used to do when we were young. We were both very young at that time. This is how I comforted him when he was naughty and didn't sleep at night."

"But... how can you be sure that I'm Yinyin? What if I'm not?" Ji Wan stepped back and leaned against the car door. Chu Nanzhu didn't want to let him go, so she wrapped her hands around him, pinching him between her body.

"I'm sure, there's nothing wrong with it." Chu Nanzhu took off Ji Wan's black-rimmed glasses, because she was frightened and frightened, Ji Wan's eyes were big, round like two grapes embedded in her snow-white skin superior.

"From the first time I saw you, I felt that Yinyin was back."

Ji Wan lightly shook her head: "No, no, I can't believe it."

How can there be such a coincidence?I came to do the mission, and it happened to be your lost friend when you were young?

Chu Nanzhu lowered his eyes, and he put the glasses back on for Ji Wan: "Yinyin has a very special birthmark on her body, if you don't believe me, I can take a look for you."

"Birthmark? Where is it? I've lived all these years and I don't even know it."

One of Chu Nanzhu's was originally propped on the car glass, and a circle of moisture came out, and it was said that his slightly wet hand stroked Shang Ji Wan's shoulder.

Ji Wan thought he was implying that the birthmark was on his shoulder: "On my shoulder? Impossible not, you made a mistake."

Chu Nanzhu shook his head, his hand started from Ji Wan's shoulder, slid all the way, stroked his smooth forearm, and then reached his waist...

The second idiot, Ji Wan, didn't know that he was being taken advantage of, and was still yelling: "Waist? No waist? I can see that there is no birthmark when I look in the mirror after taking a shower."

"Really?" Chu Nanzhu's eyes became dark: "You still look in the mirror after taking a shower?"

"Pfft, aren't you talking nonsense? Who doesn't take a shower without looking in the mirror? Don't bathrooms have mirrors? Hey, don't touch that place, it's so itchy..." Ji Wan stomped his hand sideways and hurriedly pressed it down with her own Chu Nanzhu's trotter: "Why are you tickling me?"

Chu Nanzhu pulled Ji Wan, and his body lost his balance. Ji Wan fell on the car seat. Chu Nanzhu held him down with one hand, while the other hand continued downward.

The dull Wanwan finally noticed something was wrong, at this time Chu Nanzhu's hand had already touched the butt, and through a thin layer of fabric, Chu Nanzhu's men actually pinched it hard.

Ji Wan:! ! ! !

"What are you doing! You don't have a birthmark on your butt!" He pressed his hands against Chu Nanzhu's chest to prevent him from making any sudden movements.

Chu Nanzhu just smiled inexplicably: "You look at your ass/butt when you look in the mirror?"

Is this fucking mocking me?Ji Wan's mind was like an exploding firework, and her mouth began to beep and fire bullets: "There is a mirror facing you in the bathroom, you have to turn around to look at it when you take a shower, of course you can see the fart, fart/butt, You have to check to see if it’s clean.”

Why is it so strange to say this?

Chu Nanzhu laughed softly, this... Ji Wan felt like he was going crazy. Although Chu Nanzhu didn't say anything, he just felt that he was laughing at himself, and wanted to knock Chu Nanzhu unconscious to end such an embarrassing situation!

"Where is it? Birthmark!"

"It's right here," Chu Nanzhu rubbed the meat in his hand, it was moderately soft and firm, and elastic, Chu Nanzhu was very satisfied.

"I...Didn't I fucking say there is no place here!" Ji Wan's hand touched Chu Nanzhu's wrist, and immediately grabbed the tissue and he continued to do evil: "You are not allowed to touch it!"

"It's not right on the ass/butt, you can't say that." Seeing his reaction so big, Chu Nanzhu was afraid that Ji Wan would really be frightened, so she withdrew her hand, very reluctant to part.

"It's a relatively hidden place with a red birthmark," he recalled when he saw the birthmark when he was a child: "It's still in the shape of a heart."

After listening to his description, the most real thought in Ji Wan's heart was, come and strike me to death with thunder.

Ji Wan: "How did you see Yinyin in such a hidden place?"

Chu Nanzhu: "Because I have seen all parts of the body, so I will not mistake him. You are him, I am sure."

Ji Wan frowned: "So why did you look at that place?"

Chu Nanzhu was silent for a moment: "Don't be angry after I tell you."

"You showed me it yourself when you took a shower."

"You should use Yinyin to refer to it, I don't want to admit that I have done this kind of thing before..."

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Ji Wan is going to confirm the birthmark.Although Chu Nanzhu was very sure, he still couldn't believe that what he said was true, and according to Chu Nanzhu's description, because of his behavior, Meng Lang was bold and shameless.

It is too far from his own image, Ji Wan doesn't want to admit that he is him.

After a period of driving, just as Chu Nanzhu and Ji Wan got out of the car, Ji Muli, who had been waiting outside for a long time, immediately greeted him with an umbrella. She put the umbrella on top of Chu Nanzhu's head. The artist's skin must Always pay attention to sun protection, it will look better on the mirror if it is whiter.

Unexpectedly, Chu Nanzhu took the sun umbrella and stuffed it into Ji Wan's hand: "Take it, don't get sunburned."

"Ah?" Ji Wan was a little confused: "I don't need it, I always wanted to get a little tan, but I couldn't do it."

Ji Wan was bullied a lot since she was a child because her skin was too white. When she was in elementary school, she was often considered a girl. A few boring boys in the same class would bully him and call him a sissy.

At that time, Ji Wan hated her body that couldn't tan to death, so she went to the sun for 3 hours in the hot dog days, and directly caused herself to suffer from heat stroke, but her skin turned a little red, and it returned to its original state within a few days.

Fortunately, when he was in high school and college, he was tall and slack, so he wasn't considered a girl.

"If you want to hold it, you can hold it. It's not because you're afraid you'll get sunburned, but because you're too hot." Chu Nanzhu took Ji Wan's hand and made him hold the umbrella handle tightly.

"Be obedient, be good." Chu Nanzhu then rubbed Ji Wan's fluffy hair.

Ji Wan hid for a while, and said displeasedly, "Don't touch my head."

"I'm 24, touching it won't affect my height."

"That's not possible either."

"You really... haven't changed at all." Chu Nanzhu's expression was very gentle: "You're still the same cute."

Ji Wan thought to herself: Sir, Chu Nanzhu, you actually use cute to describe me, a 1 meter tall guy?Although I also think I'm cute, hee hee.

"Hmm!" Ji Muli felt that he couldn't stand it any longer, and his teeth were going to be sour: "There are a lot of people here..." She gritted her teeth and said, "Pay attention to me, take care of it, Chu Nan bamboo!"

Chu Nanzhu said perfunctorily indifferently: "Got it." Then he said to Ji Wan enthusiastically: "When I'm shooting, don't go far away, just stand next to the director, hold an umbrella, don't Do you know about running around?"

What about coaxing children?This tone.

Ji Wan curled her lips, just wanting to tell him that she is already an adult, don't treat me like a three-year-old.

This is the seaside, the sea breeze is mixed with heat waves, the scorching sun is full of ultraviolet rays, people who are sunburned can't open their eyes, Chu Nanzhu gave himself the umbrella, and he is already sweating.

Seeing him like this, Ji Wan's heart twitched.

"The director is calling!" Ji Muli reminded them: "Let's go there first."

"Hey! I'll give you the umbrella." Ji Wan didn't want to owe him favors, so she put the umbrella back on the top of Chu Nanzhu, and muttered, "I'm your little assistant, I should hold the umbrella for you."

"Then let's go together." Chu Nanzhu grabbed Ji Wan's shoulders, sticking together in such hot weather, Ji Wan felt that the heat from Chu Nanzhu was almost scalding him.

The two of them walked side by side on the beach, and the waves slapped the shore again and again, smoothing away the footprints left by their predecessors, but they were stepped on again by Ji Wan and the others, one front, one back, one left and one right.

Even the footprints are in pairs.

Chu Nanzhu glanced at the direction of the sun, and purposely held Ji Wan's hand to adjust the direction of the umbrella a little bit, which caused half of Chu Nanzhu's face to be exposed to the sun, while Ji Wan was completely covered.

The magazine shooters were already in place, Chu Nanzhu not only told Ji Wan to pack the umbrella and not to go far, but also went to someone else to pick up a set of sun protection clothing and a hat.

Like a father who is worried about his children, he must watch Ji Wan get dressed, put on a hat, and put on an umbrella before going to work.

Before leaving, he also ordered a glass of iced orange juice for Ji Wan: "You take a rest here, I'll come to you as soon as I'm done filming."

Ji Wan: "..."

Chu Nanzhu rubbed Ji Wan's hair again, the addictive touch would never get greasy no matter how much she rubbed it, eating people with a short mouth and soft hands, Ji Wan suppressed her resistance.

Chu Nanzhu started filming. On such a hot day, even though his eyes were so sunburnt that he couldn’t open his eyes, he still had to smile at the camera. It’s actually quite difficult for a star to do it. What the audience sees is glamorous On the one hand, the price paid behind it may be unimaginable to ordinary people.

For example, for this magazine cover, Chu Nanzhu hadn’t finished filming after being exposed to the sun for an hour. Ji Wan’s glass of orange juice was finished by him, and his feet were numb from squatting in the sand. The staff are secretly looking at themselves.

Those eyes can basically be categorized as envy, jealousy and hatred...

That's right, they all came out to work, so I was so comfortable and decent arranged by the boss.

At the same time, Ji Wan felt more and more uneasy. Chu Nanzhu was so kind to him because he thought I was the reason, but what if it wasn't?Isn't that...

All paid by mistake? !Like Huanhuan paid Shiro by mistake?

Ji Wan's eyes darkened for a moment, and she placed her hands in a tower shape in front of her nose. This can't go on like this, even if she wants to be a male lead, she can't be used as a stand-in.

Never be a "late night class minister".

So what he has to do now is to confirm his identity, that is... to see if there is really a ghost birthmark... in that place.

It just so happened that such a big glass of orange juice went down, making Ji Wan feel that he needed to pee. He put away his umbrella, and just turned around, when Chu Nanzhu, who was sharp-eyed, stopped him: "Where are you going?"

This guy has a radar on his head?The people around looked over in unison, either curious, joking, or ambiguous...

Ji Wan's head was full of black lines: "Put the water on."

"Well," Chu Nanzhu looked up at him while the make-up artist was making up, and said, "Go early and come back early."

"I know, I know." Ji Wan ran away quickly.I just ran for a long time, but I didn't see any buildings that looked like toilets.

He had no choice but to ask passers-by, who told him that the nearest toilet was half an hour away.

Damn, who designed the toilet?

Ji Wan ran and ran, and was able to maintain his proper posture, but in the end, one of his water-filled organs was about to explode.Finally saw the big WC.

Just as Ji Wan wanted to rush in to have a good time, a disheveled brother flew out of the toilet. Ji Wan felt that he looked familiar, and it should be a staff member who was on the scene just now.

I saw him clutching his stomach, bending over and saying to the door: "White Lotus! Sell me tissues!"

What?Ji Wan followed his line of sight and looked out. She didn't pay attention when she came in just now. There was a handsome guy sitting behind a white square table at the door of the toilet. Without even opening his eyes, he opened his mouth and said, "10 yuan a piece."

"You! You robbed!" The man cursed, but after scolding, his stomach hurt even more, and he squatted down directly.

"Oh, then 50."

"Fuck!"

Suddenly Ji Wan's clothes were caught by him, and the man tremblingly begged Ji Wan, "Brother, do you have any paper?"

Ji Wan shook her head, as long as the water was released, he didn't bring any paper.

The man's complexion became even worse, so he could only reluctantly say to Bai Lianhua: "It's cheaper!"

"100 one."

"Fuck! I'll buy it!!" The man crawled over with his legs crossed, but found something was wrong when he paid for it. He screamed: "Ah! I only have 50!"

"Just sell me 50 pieces."

"100 is not negotiable."

The elder brother was about to cry, so he turned to Ji Wan for help: "How about, handsome guy, lend me 150 and I'll pay you back when I get back."

Ji Wan's mouth was bitter: "Brother, I'm poorer than you."

In the end, the brother who was full of rice fields took half a piece of paper and went in for half an hour before coming out. When he came out, he was still smelling his hands, as if he still had more to say.

Ji Wan stayed far away from him, and deliberately held back for a while, waiting for the smell to dissipate before he went in.

Before he went in, he heard someone call the person named Bai Lianhua at the door, and Bai Lianhua respectfully called out to the phone: "Sister Mu."

Um?He is also one of Sister Mu's subordinates?

Afterwards, Bai Lianhua closed the booth in a hurry, picked up the table and ran away. Before leaving, he talked to Ji Wan: "Do you want paper?"

Ji Wan: "..."

"No thanks."

Bai Lianhua seemed to feel it was a pity, but he didn't bother and left immediately.

Ji Wan looked around to make sure there was no one there, and he was about to start his own plan.

Put some water first, and he whistled happily at the same time. It was so suffocating, it was like flooding the Dragon King Temple, crackling for at least a few minutes before stopping.

Ji Wan let out a long and comfortable breath.Get ready to put on your pants and go into the cubicle to see... ahem, look at the birthmark.

"There is quite a lot of water, and it is quite big."

Suddenly a voice came from behind, almost making Ji Wan tremble three times.

Looking back, it was Chu Nanzhu's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

作者有话要说：竹竹，大不大，你以后就知道了。感谢在2020-09-0416:25:57~2020-09-0512:24:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 9 bottles of legend; 5 bottles of Zixuan and an egg in the toilet; . . . , Jiu Jiu Jiu ~ 2 bottles; 376165821 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!