Cannon fodder's self-cultivation
Chapter 44 Be a Successful Villain Demon God
Xiao Di opened his eyes from the system space and looked around, but he didn't find Bazahei's cat face that worried about the country and the people.
What's going on, where did that dead fat cat go, he still has something to ask it!What happened to Zhoumu, why did Xiao Yi look so similar to Xiao Yi?Finally, why did the storage room appear?Who was the one who hugged him when he was abused almost to the point of insanity?What did that person say to himself?What about temporary administrator privileges?
ah ah!These questions are so annoying!After finally getting back to the system space, the dead fat cat was nowhere to be seen. What did it do?Could it be that Fa/Chun went on a date with a cat girl?
The system space is all gray around. When I came back, Bazahei always talked to him to explain his confusion, but he didn't find it so empty and monotonous.
So where did Bazahei go?
That dead fat cat who left his post without authorization, left him here alone to wander around, just think about it and get angry, okay!
How the hell is this going to get out?
I was wondering, when suddenly the system in my mind dinged.
Ding—Temporary administrator privileges: time travel management—script selection.
With some doubts, I opened the "Script Selection" under the "Travel Management" directory, but found that there was only one book in it—how could this be called a script "selection", it would be more appropriate to call it a script "click"!There is no other choice at all!
Stupid/crazy system!
Xiao Di had no choice but to click on the only script.
"Ding—confirmation through the script, the script is loading...
Completion: ... 97%, 98%, 99%, 100%.
Script loading complete...
The system will enter the game world after a beep, please get ready...
Beep—"
After that, Xiao Di was familiar with the dizziness of crossing. When Xiao Di regained consciousness, he found that he could not move, he could not even open his eyelids, his whole body was wrapped in cold and hard things, and the biting cold kept eroding himself His body was so cold, but he couldn't even tremble, he could only maintain the same posture like an ice sculpture.
Trying to move the eyelids vigorously, and gradually opened the stiff eyelids, what did Xiao Di see?Dazzling light shone down from the sky above his head, and was refracted by the large piece of ice frozen in front of his eyes into a bright beam of light. The frozen ice around him was like a pair of cold shackles, preventing him from even moving his eyes slightly. I realized that the beam of bright light was so close that it seemed to be within reach, but it was so far away that it seemed to have traveled from the ancient times.
Am I... frozen under the ice?
What the hell kind of script is this?Labor and capital will not get rheumatism if this continues!
Since he couldn't move, Xiao Di quickly flipped through the "Synopsis Outline" in his mind to see what was going on, because Mao was frozen here and couldn't move.
This... is actually a bloody rebirth story?Although the theme of rebirth is very popular now, is it true that the script caters to the taste of the public so much?
Thousands of years after the story of the war between immortals and demons, the immortals fell to seal the demon gods. Mortals got various skills and began to cultivate immortals, and major sects of cultivation began to appear.The protagonist Gong is a disciple of the Tiandao Sect of the sect of cultivation. He is very talented and has a bright future. It's a pity... At the beginning of the plot, he accidentally opened the seal of the forbidden area of the Tiandao Sect, releasing the demon god who has been sealed by the Tiandao Sect for thousands of years. The birth told him that he could grant his three wishes... Bah!Pooh!You thought it was Aladdin's magic lamp!In fact, the first thing the demon god did when he was born was to cannon fodder this immortal cultivator to the end of the play. . . .This also makes me play a hairy ah!
As the protagonist, Gong naturally has the aura of the protagonist, okay?That's right, he was reborn happily, and he was reborn on the body of a Muggle junior who had been bullied in another sect of cultivation, the Zixiao Sect. Under the light of the halo, since the protagonist Gong took over this body, the waste wood immediately became very talented and the bones were strange, and then there was a certain point of upgrading and face-slapping mode that I liked to see. , slapping all the people who bullied him in the past, the protagonist Gong who has been leveling up and fighting monsters all the way to the pinnacle of life, of course, will not forget the revenge of killing him back then. His greatest ambition is to get rid of the demon god who killed him before, so he He almost kills the demons when he sees them, looks for the strongholds of the demons and kicks the gym everywhere, and becomes a little demon slayer among cultivators.
How can the demon god bear such arrogance?He sent the demon killer to assassinate the protagonist Gong time and time again but failed. Of course, this arrogant and stupid villain also took the route of giving the protagonist Gong the head and giving experience-even if he was killed, he would not kill the protagonist Gong in one shot, but according to The protagonist's attack level is accurately dispatched to the protagonist's attack level, and the killer will give the protagonist's attack every time. Like a life mentor, every assassination of the protagonist's attack can make the protagonist's attack break through once.
This is not a villain, a great devil, he is simply a living Lei Feng, okay?
Then comes our protagonist Shou.No matter how good the protagonist's attack is, there will be times when he stumbles. After all, if he doesn't stumble, how can the protagonist Shou have a chance to appear on the stage!One time, the protagonist attacked the demon clan kicking hall and failed to kick it well. He encountered a hard stubble, was besieged by a group of powerful demons, and was seriously injured. He fell off a cliff and his life was hanging by a thread.
Cliff... Hehe, that's right, it's a cliff. Babies who are familiar with routines know that a cliff is simply synonymous with opportunity!Falling into the cliff in this kind of story, you will generally encounter the following situations: one is to pick up a peerless magic skill at the bottom of the cliff and then concentrate on practicing it, and a few years later, it turns out to overwhelm everyone; the other is to meet a hidden expert at the bottom of the cliff At first sight, he taught his lifelong skills, and then he turned out to overwhelm everyone... Anyway, if you fall into the cliff, you will not die, and you will definitely be blessed by misfortune when you return to the world and blind the eyes of all mortals.
As for the protagonist Gong, of course, he will follow the law of the protagonist's immortality, get a blessing in disguise under the cliff, and meet the love of his life-the protagonist Shou.It is said that the protagonist Gong fell into the cliff and was dying. The protagonist Shou happened to pass by, so he picked up the protagonist Gong and healed him. Yes, the protagonist Shou was the "hidden master under the cliff".A reclusive expert, if he is an old man who is half a foot in the coffin in his twilight years, then he is only qualified to pass on his life's skills to the protagonist Gong, but!If this expert is replaced by Fu Rongru, who looks like Pan An, the protagonist Shou, then the style of the story will be completely different, okay?
Sure enough, under the meticulous care of the protagonist, Gong gradually sparked the spark of love, and the two abused dogs, sprinkled sugar, and shameless at the bottom of the remote cliff... Do you think this is the end?Do you think the only chance for the protagonist to fall into the cliff is to find his wife?too young too simple!The protagonist Gong is still at the bottom of this cliff, and when he meets his destined divine beast, it is still a certain routine. As soon as this divine beast encounters the protagonist Gong, he is instantly blinded by the protagonist's halo, and immediately puts down his dignity as a divine beast. Shamelessly posting upside down and wanting to sign a contract with someone, but as the saying goes, there is no good product in upside down posting, the protagonist Gong obviously thinks the same way, so he refused at first, and then... he was forced to bow by this beast king (=_=!), very reluctantly signed a natal contract with this beast. The natal contract has just been completed, and the protagonist Gong has been upgraded to a few levels in an instant to become super god-don't underestimate these levels. It's dazzling, now with such a few levels, it's so strong that I have no friends, okay!
In short, this super-faced beast is very powerful, and it also makes the revenge of the protagonist Gong even more powerful. Just when the protagonist Gong brought the beast and his wife to go out for revenge, something happened suddenly.The protagonist Shou, this predestined man, how could his identity be as simple as "the tall man under the cliff"!As another leading actor in this article, of course he has a complex identity under the aura of the protagonist, okay?
Speaking of which, the protagonist Shou has the experience of being a male protagonist who was slaughtered when he was a child, and then he was adopted by the villain in this story, the Demon God. To get rid of the roots, but to keep the protagonist shou to raise and play, isn't this clearly a big death!In short, because of the blind self-confidence of the Demon God Lord, he took the protagonist Shou back for adoption after his memory was erased, so the protagonist Shou still has a very troublesome identity, that is, the godson of the Demon God Lord (=口=!).
Soon, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou lived a shameless life under the cliff, which was discovered by the big villain, the Demon God. The Demon God saw it, and the kid who seduced my son away is the Mie from the cultivators. Are you a little magician?Falling into the cliff and not dying, actually messed with my son!Can the Demon God Lord bear this kind of slap in the face?That must be unbearable!
The Demon Lord, in a rage, actually lost his IQ directly. Originally, everything would be fine if he just dropped the protagonist's attack with one move, but this guy wanted to call the protagonist back privately, and gave the protagonist a bottle of demon poison , Let the protagonist be attacked by himself to show his loyalty.So the protagonist Shou is faced with the most difficult decision in his life. He has to choose between his father who has nurtured him and the protagonist Gong whom he loves all his life. The poison is gone...
If the protagonist Shou just took the poison and died, then this story would be a bee, but this story is undoubtedly a he, because after the protagonist Shou drank the poison, he actually unlocked his natural invulnerability to all poisons—he didn’t die, not only He didn’t die, and he also broke the spell cast on him by the demon god. When he was a child, he was slaughtered by the demon god and all his families were remembered. It turned out that the person he called Dad for so many years was actually the enemy of the extermination of the family... I said the protagonist earlier Shou is the protagonist destined by God, how can he just accept the thief as his father for the rest of his life?Thinking of all the protagonist's sufferings, the three views were instantly ruined, and he felt that his previous life was a joke.
At this time, the protagonist saw that the protagonist was poisoned and died, and the poison was still poisoned by the demons. With the new hatred and the old hatred, he had already brought the beasts and began to fight with the demon gods to start revenge. The other party is the great god of the demon clan left over from the ancient war between immortals and demons. He and the beasts barely tied with the demon gods, and there were faint signs of defeat. Appeared, at the critical moment, the protagonist was stabbed by the demon god in the kidney, avenged himself and the protagonist, and saved the common people.
After the dust settled, the protagonist Shou told the protagonist Gong about his life experience, and the protagonist Gong felt even more distressed for the protagonist Shou, and the two found a place where no one was around and lived in seclusion to spend the rest of their lives together.
This outline...is so long...Xiao Di said that his eyes hurt from looking at it...Of course, a large part of the reason for the pain in the eyes is probably because the eyelids were frozen and unable to close after trying to open them just now... Damn, if I knew this would happen, labor and capital would not open their eyes!You can still sleep with your eyes closed, but with your eyes open, Lao Zi's eyes are almost sore, okay?
Xiao Di, without a doubt, is the big villain in the story who is arrogant and arrogant, likes to die, his IQ is frequently dropped, and the current appearance should be that after the battle between immortals and demons, all the immortals worked together to seal this big devil in Wanzhang Under the mysterious ice... for thousands of years.
What a millennium!Not a year or two is a thousand years!
What the hell script!When it comes up, it is a thousand-year seal, which makes labor and capital play a fool!
The sunlight refracted from the black ice is still dazzling, but after a long time, the dazzling becomes dazzling. Xiao Di kept looking at such a beam of light and said that if he didn't close his eyes again, he would become the first in history. The blind devil is gone!
What should I do if I look rheumatic now!What to do if I am nearsighted!What to do if you are blind!
Have you ever tried to play with mud in the Northeast when it is minus [-] to [-] degrees in winter...
Xiao Di: =口=!
This has something to do with playing mud in the Northeast!Can you memorize the lines?
cough cough!Have you ever tried to lick a steel pipe with your tongue when it is minus [-] or [-] degrees in winter?It's sweet!Yes, that's right, if you are a magical child who used to lick steel pipes with your tongue, then you must understand how Brother Di feels now... Eyelids are stuck on the ice and can't be pulled or closed. Close your eyes hard... That feeling refers to the feeling of wanting to pull your tongue out of the steel pipe after licking it.
But can labor and capital keep their eyes open for 1000 years?Can I let that damn light in front of me dazzle me for 1000 years?That must be impossible!
Xiao Di just froze his body and worked silently under the ice, cursing the script and cursing those goddamn immortals who sealed him. Fortunately, the script told me that you have already died in order to seal Lao Zi, otherwise the first thing after Lao Zi leaves is Dazzle your eyes with a flashlight for 1000 years!
Fortunately, the kung fu practiced by this demon god was of the fire attribute. When it was too cold, the spiritual power in the demon god's body began to automatically operate the small circle, which slightly relieved the pain of being eroded by the cold ice and freezing to death.After doing this over and over again, Xiao Di can be regarded as memorizing the path of spiritual power flowing through the meridians, and gradually learned to control the direction of the pure fire spiritual power in the demon god's body, guiding the spiritual power to flow to his eyes, melting the eyes slightly. I took advantage of the cold ice to melt and quickly closed my eyes.As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt that the ice that had just melted in front of him froze in an instant, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, vowing that he would never open his eyes casually again.
☆、45. To be a successful villain Demon God ([-])
When Xiao Di was terribly frozen under the ice, the system pig teammate finally gave his strength this time. Although the script said that the big devil was sealed under the ice for thousands of years by the immortals, Xiao Di actually traveled through it. The time may happen to be the 99th year, when Xiao Di was still sleeping one day, the plot unfolded quietly.
On the back mountain of Tiandaozong, a bloody figure stumbled and fled forward in a panic, looking behind him from time to time as if to confirm whether someone was chasing him.He is the eldest disciple of Tiandaozong, leading several juniors to practice in the back mountain, but he didn't expect that the demon killer would suddenly invade Tiandaozong while the elders of Tiandaozong were practicing in seclusion. They met in the back mountain. The ominous demons lingering all over the body, those demons began to massacre as soon as they saw the disciples of Tiandaozong, and the few juniors who were not strong enough all died at the hands of the demons, and as a senior brother, he couldn't protect the juniors and was seriously injured. I can only do my best to escape under the hands of the demons, it's really... so ugly...
After running away in a panic for a long time, when he came back to his senses, he realized that he had escaped into the forbidden area of Tiandaozong.In the forbidden area is a vast frozen lake. He was brought here by his master when he was very young. The master told him about the battle between immortals and demons in ancient times, and told him that there is a seal under this frozen lake that harms the common people and endangers the world. He told him that the mission of the suzerain of the Tiandao Sect is to protect the seal and prevent the birth of the demon god, so that he must remember his mission since he was a child, and guard this ice lake forever.At that time, he stood on the crystal-clear ice lake and looked down, and saw a vague figure under the cold ice, who seemed to be sleeping peacefully, without any danger at all.
"Hahaha, run away again, I'll see where you can escape..." The piercing laughter of the demon came from behind, and he turned his head in panic, and saw the black cloak standing not far behind him , the cloak covered his face, Jie Jie's laughter came from under the cloak.
This demon race is at least above the golden core stage, and the black chains wrapped around his body like life, waving their teeth and claws in the air. The spirit sword blocked the frontal blow, but was pierced through the shoulder blade by the chain coming from the side.
When the chain was pulled away from his body, Xiu Sui supported his body with the spirit sword and knelt down on the icy lake, trying not to let himself fall down, frowning in despair as the black cloak approached him step by step with evil spirit.
"Pfft—" He spat out a mouthful of blood uncontrollably, and the black chain stabbed at him with lightning speed. Just when he thought he was about to die in Huangquan, the moment the blood touched the ice surface, something happened. hair.A circle of red light centered on the pool of blood and spread to the entire icy lake. Circles of red Sanskrit characters suddenly rose on the ice surface. Dissipate with the wind.
"This is..." Looking at the gradually shattering red light spots in the sky in disbelief, this is... the thousand-year-old seal has been opened...
Under the frozen lake, Xiao Di, who was sleeping, was suddenly awakened. Just after waking up, he found strange power flowing in his limbs and bones. The crimson karmic fire was burning around his body like a blooming red lotus, and he could control these things as he wanted. The red lotus karma that burned the sky and the earth, and the ice that froze him around him is melting rapidly, and the ice is quickly replaced by the karma fire.
Labor and capital...freedom hahahahahahaha...
Xiu Sui stared dumbfounded at the man who walked out of the flames. The man's black long hair was flying around in the wind, and his red brocade robe was rattled by the storm caused by the explosion of the fire, "You are..."
Just as Xiao Di walked out of the seal, he saw two people standing on the edge of the ice lake. One was a guy who was wrapped in a black robe and was full of blackness, and he knew it was not a good thing at a glance, and the other was a white robe stained with blood. A young man with star eyebrows, sword eyes, righteousness, and a demented face at this time... Damn, do these two people have such a big contrast!One looks like a good young man with red seedlings, and the other almost has the word "bad guy" written on his face!
"You are..." He heard the demented youth murmur.
Ding——immediate system task: kill him.
Kill...whom?Kill this good boy?Damn labor and capital have been frozen in the ice for so long, and it turned out to be such a stupid/forceful task when they came out!Helping that black-robed villain to bully others?There is no mistake!
Wait, wait a minute!It seems that the identity of labor and management this week is indeed a big villain who does all kinds of evil... In other words, it is actually my job to do bad things?Looking at the little brother's upright and dignified appearance, could this be the main character in the outline who accidentally lifted the demon god's seal and was then ashesed by the demon god's cannonball as soon as he appeared on the stage?No, in order not to confuse the wrong person, let me confirm again...
"What's your name?" Xiao Di asked.
"I..." Xiu Sui was almost stunned by the person in front of him. Is this the demon god?The legendary three-headed, six-armed, owl-eyed, tiger-kissed demon god?A demon god who harmed the common people in ancient times and became a disaster for the world?The demon god who was sealed under the frozen lake and slept for thousands of years?What if I accidentally opened the seal?What to do when the demon god is born...
He replied blankly, "...My name is Xiu Sui..."
Xiu Sui?Fuck it is true!Xiao Di silently gave the protagonist some wax in his heart: I'm sorry brother, although you helped me open the seal and rescue me from the damn ice, but I'm really sorry, I have to cannon fodder you because I only can cannon fodder you Only you can be reborn to be tyrannical, cool and awesome!
Thinking of this, Xiao Di stretched out his hand, and pinched his neck under Xiu Sui's dazed gaze, "Crack!" It was much easier to pinch someone's neck than Xiao Di imagined, let go, and the young man The corpse fell limply from his hands.
The main character attacks and dies.
What?You ask me why I don't just burn it with fire?Don't be kidding, the red lotus karma fire of the big villain Demon Lord has the property of burning the sky and destroying the earth. If it is burned, it will burn the soul. If you accidentally burn the soul of the protagonist Gong to death Who am I to cry to!
Xiao Di, who sent the protagonist to the road of rebirth, turned his head to look at the reactionary villain in black robe, and said with contempt, "Who are you?"
With the lessons learned from Xiusui just now, Heipao visibly trembled when he heard Xiao Di ask him, and hurriedly knelt down and bowed, fearing that this moody Lord Demon God would cut off his neck with a trembling hand, "My lord, this villain is the demon Zhu The demon general Yesha under the Demon Slaughter Lord came to Tiandaozong to rescue His Excellency by order of Lord Demon Lord to break the seal of Tiandaozong."
"Demon Race..." The demon god in front of him looked far away and seemed to be caught in a distant memory (mistake), "How long has this deity been sealed." I always feel that the title "principal" is swollen!Take a look at who in the fantasy novels claims to be a good person, whoever dares to call himself that will be hanged and beaten by the hero in the end, okay?
"My lord, it has been more than a thousand years since the last battle between immortals and demons." Ye Sha bowed his head and replied.
"Has it been 1000 years..." Xiao Di sighed pretendingly, "Thousands of years have passed, it's hard that you haven't forgotten me."
"Your Majesty is the god of the demons. We dare not forget you. For thousands of years, the warriors of the demon race have been looking forward to your return to the demons and lead them to conquer the world." Ye Sha, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his head and looked at the man with fiery eyes.
Feeling the gaze shot from under the black robe, Xiao Di's hair stood on end immediately, brother, such a black robe can't block your hot gaze, you can't be a fan of this demon god!
Following Ye Sha back to the territory of the Demon Race, Xiao Di discovered that it was not only Ye Sha, but the entire Demon Race was a fan of this big villain, the Demon Lord!Hmm... Very good, this is very good, when he was frozen under the ice, he was still worrying about how to make the devils listen to him, after all, in the outline, the demon god commanded the demons to die Yes, now the problem is solved, the strong of the Demon Race is respected, and this Demon God Lord is undoubtedly the strongest of the Demon Race, so the whole Demon Race is the brainless fan of this Demon God Lord, then things will be much easier.
After the demons settled down, Xiao Di quickly discovered that the color that the entire demons like is either black or red. Looking around the gray area, there are occasionally a few eye-catching reds. The effect should not be too shocking. Demons Even the name is all kinds of dark and reactionary negative energy, such as massacring the world, killing the world and destroying the world, it sounds like a blood-splattered second-degree disease feeling, every time Xiao Di wants to call someone, there is a feeling A deep sense of shame - good!I know that you demons are a bunch of villains who are determined to fight against human civilization, and a bunch of villains who have been born to pursue all their lives to make trouble for the world, but are you really not ashamed of taking such a name? !As a villain, where is your aesthetic and your taste?
"That... Night Kill?" Xiao Di called out, maybe because of the fledgling plot (Xiao Di: What the hell!), after Xiao Di returned to the Demon Race, he called this Demon Race called Night Kill from the Slaughtering Demon King. To come here to be his pony boy, to be seen by the Demon God is a great honor, and Ye Shah packs up his bags immediately, full of joy and joy, and resolves that he will always follow the Venerable Lord and never betray him.
"My lord." The black-robed demon emerged from the darkness, knelt on the ground and responded.
"That Ye Sha..." Looking at the demons emerging from a cloud of black air with black lines all over his face, Xiao Di patted Ye Sha on the shoulder with deep eyes, and said earnestly, "Don't hide in that black cloud in the future." I’m so angry, it makes me feel uncomfortable.” The ghost knows what the composition of the black gas is, and whether it’s safe to hide in it. At first glance, it looks like the PM2.5 is seriously exceeding the standard. What to do if you have lung cancer!
Ye Sha hesitated for a moment, seeing that the Demon God didn't look like he was joking, "...Yes, but if the subordinates don't hide in the demonic energy, how can they hide themselves."
Xiao Di:. . . . .
"What are you doing hiding yourself? Are you very shameful?"
"But……"
"Don't hide if I tell you, there are so many!" Xiao Di waved his hand, "Also, don't you feel hot when you are wrapped in such a cloak every day?"
"The exercises my subordinates practice are ice-type, so they won't feel hot." Ye Sha replied seriously.
"Okay, if you don't get hot, I will get hot! I order you, don't wear that cloak in the future, go and find something to wear!"
"...Yes." Ye Sha's voice was full of grievances.
Wronged yarn!Labor and management are teaching you how to be a human being! "How about this, take off your cloak now!" Xiao Di ordered Ye Sha, who was kneeling.
"...Yes." Of course Ye Sha, who has lived in the dark since he was a child, is unwilling, but what the Venerable Lord said is an oracle, can you not listen?That must be impossible!After hesitating again and again, he took off the cloak and the wide hat, and immediately lowered his head to avoid being seen as soon as he showed his face.
Xiao Di originally thought that the villain who covered himself up was an ugly old man with sores on his face and yellow teeth, but he didn't expect that the face under the cloak was unexpectedly young and handsome. Pale, but this does not affect the overall appearance of this villain, the pale face makes him look a little weak?The murderer who was full of evil spirits when they met for the first time was completely like two people. Could this be the cute contrast in the legend?
He stretched out his hand and raised Ye Sha's face, "That's not bad, what are you doing all the time covering yourself?"
Ye Sha's pale face flushed instantly under Xiao Di's hands, his eyes dodged like a little daughter-in-law being molested, "Respect... Your lord, can I...don't show my face..."
"No, you are not allowed to cover your face in the future, it's good." Xiao Di ordered sternly, "Order, from now on, no one will be allowed to wear a black cloak that covers the face in the Demon Palace, and it is not allowed to use the magic mask casually." I want to be able to see everyone's face." The surrounding environment has a great influence on people, so it's no wonder that every demon has a world-weary and reactionary look, and they have lived in this hellish environment since childhood The environment does not change / the attitude is strange, face life with a smile, everyone is responsible for building a harmonious society, dear!
In this way, under the leadership of Xiao Di, the painting style of the Demon Palace changed suddenly. The palace people all took off their lifeless black robes, and were forced by Xiao Di to change into brightly colored clothes. At the beginning, everyone was not used to it, and always felt that they were naked/running around, but after seeing everyone's painting style, they got used to it.Xiao Di himself also rejected the original owner's coquettish big red robe - the standard red clothes for the villains in fantasy novels should not be too disturbing. Just make it clear that I owe you a fight, okay?Afraid that others will not know that you are a villain?
Brother Di told all the children that the real villain is the real villain who is high-profile and low-key, and those who show off their tricks to death are low-level villains, and they will be hanged and beaten sooner or later! (Is there something wrong? I seem to be a cannon fodder?)
It is said that these demons either like to wrap themselves tightly without revealing a single hair, or they like to dress revealingly and reveal everything that should not be exposed to others.This day Xiao Di just walked into the main hall of the Demon Palace, when he was surrounded by a large group of demon women in revealing clothes and posing. After being driven out, Xiao Di took a deep breath, turned to look at Ye Sha, "Ye Sha, what's going on."
Ye Shau had already taken off his gloomy cloak, and stood there with a pale face like a soft persimmon who could be bullied by anyone. When he heard Xiao Di's question, he quickly replied, "This is prepared by the Slaughter Demon Lord for His Excellency, the demon Lord Jun said that if His Excellency doesn’t like it, he can prepare something else.”
grass!What the hell happened to the slaughter!Do labor and management seem so dissatisfied!With a black face, he ordered, "Ye Sha, tell Zhu Lu, don't put people on my side in the future, I don't need it! Oh, yes, tell me, from now on, all the women in the devil's palace will dress me properly, and don't show them." The breasts are exposed, the navel is exposed, the thighs are exposed, the bangs must not exceed the eyebrows, and the skirt must exceed the knees!"
Damn, why are all the demons like problem children, all kinds of weird things, labor and management are almost becoming the class teachers in the special children's class - you are definitely the worst class I have ever led!
"Yes, Your Majesty." Ye Sha nodded honestly, always feeling that the image of Lord Demon God was far from the character in the rumors and his own imagination—no, it would be better to say that he was the completely opposite type.
Lying comfortably on the couch with eyes closed, he ate a bite of the grapes that had been shaved and shaved off the seeds from time to time. He felt that the life of this big villain was actually pretty good.Suddenly, a "ding" in his mind interrupted his refreshing meditation.
Ding——immediate task: Adopt the protagonist Shou.
Xiao Di sat up from the couch in an instant: Damn!What should I do if I completely forget the protagonist!
The author has something to say: Ding—your friend [the protagonist Shou] is online now...
☆、46. Be a successful cannon fodder demon god ([-])
"My lord?" Seeing Xiao Di suddenly sitting up from the couch, Ye Sha asked a little strangely.
"Ye Sha, go change your clothes and get ready to go out." Xiao Di ordered with a serious face.
"... Oh." Going out?where to goYe Shau actually wanted to ask His Excellency where he was going, but seeing His Excellency's appearance, he didn't dare to ask, so he could only change his clothes in a daze, thinking that when the time came, he would just follow His Excellency closely. That's it.
Seeing Ye Sha change his clothes back, Xiao Di immediately turned dark again: "Who told you to put on that damn cloak again! Take it off quickly!"
"But we're not going to go out..." Ye Sha's voice was full of grievances, how else would he wear it when he went out?
"Dress so ostentatiously that you are afraid that others will not know you are a demon! Go change it! Just wear the white one a few days ago, it is very good." Xiao Di ordered, but he himself changed into a dark gold suit. Bordered black brocade robe.
Am I so ostentatious?Obviously, I used to wear it like this when I went out...
Here Xiao Di went out with Ye Sha who had changed his clothes. On the other side, a group of demons invaded a certain village of the human race. The demonic energy raged and killed wantonly, almost killing everyone at sight, so frenzied that even the chickens and ducks in the village were not spared.
Ding—Danger warning: Lord!horn!by!Hang!danger!
Xiao Di, who was on his way, was suddenly taken aback, what do the five exclamation points mean in the stupid/crazy system!Are you in a hurry!You can hold on to the protagonist!You must not die before labor and management save you!
With a dignified expression, he grabbed Ye Sha by the collar and held Ye Sha in his hand, "Hurry up, we're going to speed up."
Night kill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
"Amin, you hide here and don't make a sound, be obedient!" The woman stuffed the boy into the cabinet and touched his head soothingly, "No matter what happens, don't come out!"
"Mom..." The boy felt the woman's trembling hand on top of his head with tears all over his face. He wanted to grab the woman's clothes, but was locked in the closet by the woman. He heard the woman's voice through the closet, "Remember , no matter what happens, don't make a sound!"
Hiding in the cabinet and trembling all over, through the gap in the cabinet, I saw the man in the black cloak break into the house, the long sword wrapped in black magic energy pierced the woman's chest, and when the long sword came out of the woman's body, the woman's body The corpse had been shriveled into disfigurement.He stared wide-eyed in the dark cabinet, his teeth unconsciously bit the hand covering his mouth so bloody, "Mom..."
The man in the black cloak seemed to have looked around the room, then set his eyes on the big wardrobe next to the bed, approached this side step by step, stopped in front of the wardrobe and laughed, "Here... there is a small mouse……"
With a wave of the magic sword in his hand, the wooden board of the wardrobe was as fragile as paper, and it was shattered into pieces under the sword wrapped in black air. The young man inside trembled and looked at the black cloak in front of him in horror.
Just when the black cloak swung the magic sword in his hand and stabbed at the young man, the long sword stopped half an inch in front of the young man and could not take a step forward. A slender hand suddenly appeared to hold the blade, and the dark red blood overflowed from the fingers and extended the sword The blade fell on the ground drop by drop, and the sword was wrapped around
What's going on, where did that dead fat cat go, he still has something to ask it!What happened to Zhoumu, why did Xiao Yi look so similar to Xiao Yi?Finally, why did the storage room appear?Who was the one who hugged him when he was abused almost to the point of insanity?What did that person say to himself?What about temporary administrator privileges?
ah ah!These questions are so annoying!After finally getting back to the system space, the dead fat cat was nowhere to be seen. What did it do?Could it be that Fa/Chun went on a date with a cat girl?
The system space is all gray around. When I came back, Bazahei always talked to him to explain his confusion, but he didn't find it so empty and monotonous.
So where did Bazahei go?
That dead fat cat who left his post without authorization, left him here alone to wander around, just think about it and get angry, okay!
How the hell is this going to get out?
I was wondering, when suddenly the system in my mind dinged.
Ding—Temporary administrator privileges: time travel management—script selection.
With some doubts, I opened the "Script Selection" under the "Travel Management" directory, but found that there was only one book in it—how could this be called a script "selection", it would be more appropriate to call it a script "click"!There is no other choice at all!
Stupid/crazy system!
Xiao Di had no choice but to click on the only script.
"Ding—confirmation through the script, the script is loading...
Completion: ... 97%, 98%, 99%, 100%.
Script loading complete...
The system will enter the game world after a beep, please get ready...
Beep—"
After that, Xiao Di was familiar with the dizziness of crossing. When Xiao Di regained consciousness, he found that he could not move, he could not even open his eyelids, his whole body was wrapped in cold and hard things, and the biting cold kept eroding himself His body was so cold, but he couldn't even tremble, he could only maintain the same posture like an ice sculpture.
Trying to move the eyelids vigorously, and gradually opened the stiff eyelids, what did Xiao Di see?Dazzling light shone down from the sky above his head, and was refracted by the large piece of ice frozen in front of his eyes into a bright beam of light. The frozen ice around him was like a pair of cold shackles, preventing him from even moving his eyes slightly. I realized that the beam of bright light was so close that it seemed to be within reach, but it was so far away that it seemed to have traveled from the ancient times.
Am I... frozen under the ice?
What the hell kind of script is this?Labor and capital will not get rheumatism if this continues!
Since he couldn't move, Xiao Di quickly flipped through the "Synopsis Outline" in his mind to see what was going on, because Mao was frozen here and couldn't move.
This... is actually a bloody rebirth story?Although the theme of rebirth is very popular now, is it true that the script caters to the taste of the public so much?
Thousands of years after the story of the war between immortals and demons, the immortals fell to seal the demon gods. Mortals got various skills and began to cultivate immortals, and major sects of cultivation began to appear.The protagonist Gong is a disciple of the Tiandao Sect of the sect of cultivation. He is very talented and has a bright future. It's a pity... At the beginning of the plot, he accidentally opened the seal of the forbidden area of the Tiandao Sect, releasing the demon god who has been sealed by the Tiandao Sect for thousands of years. The birth told him that he could grant his three wishes... Bah!Pooh!You thought it was Aladdin's magic lamp!In fact, the first thing the demon god did when he was born was to cannon fodder this immortal cultivator to the end of the play. . . .This also makes me play a hairy ah!
As the protagonist, Gong naturally has the aura of the protagonist, okay?That's right, he was reborn happily, and he was reborn on the body of a Muggle junior who had been bullied in another sect of cultivation, the Zixiao Sect. Under the light of the halo, since the protagonist Gong took over this body, the waste wood immediately became very talented and the bones were strange, and then there was a certain point of upgrading and face-slapping mode that I liked to see. , slapping all the people who bullied him in the past, the protagonist Gong who has been leveling up and fighting monsters all the way to the pinnacle of life, of course, will not forget the revenge of killing him back then. His greatest ambition is to get rid of the demon god who killed him before, so he He almost kills the demons when he sees them, looks for the strongholds of the demons and kicks the gym everywhere, and becomes a little demon slayer among cultivators.
How can the demon god bear such arrogance?He sent the demon killer to assassinate the protagonist Gong time and time again but failed. Of course, this arrogant and stupid villain also took the route of giving the protagonist Gong the head and giving experience-even if he was killed, he would not kill the protagonist Gong in one shot, but according to The protagonist's attack level is accurately dispatched to the protagonist's attack level, and the killer will give the protagonist's attack every time. Like a life mentor, every assassination of the protagonist's attack can make the protagonist's attack break through once.
This is not a villain, a great devil, he is simply a living Lei Feng, okay?
Then comes our protagonist Shou.No matter how good the protagonist's attack is, there will be times when he stumbles. After all, if he doesn't stumble, how can the protagonist Shou have a chance to appear on the stage!One time, the protagonist attacked the demon clan kicking hall and failed to kick it well. He encountered a hard stubble, was besieged by a group of powerful demons, and was seriously injured. He fell off a cliff and his life was hanging by a thread.
Cliff... Hehe, that's right, it's a cliff. Babies who are familiar with routines know that a cliff is simply synonymous with opportunity!Falling into the cliff in this kind of story, you will generally encounter the following situations: one is to pick up a peerless magic skill at the bottom of the cliff and then concentrate on practicing it, and a few years later, it turns out to overwhelm everyone; the other is to meet a hidden expert at the bottom of the cliff At first sight, he taught his lifelong skills, and then he turned out to overwhelm everyone... Anyway, if you fall into the cliff, you will not die, and you will definitely be blessed by misfortune when you return to the world and blind the eyes of all mortals.
As for the protagonist Gong, of course, he will follow the law of the protagonist's immortality, get a blessing in disguise under the cliff, and meet the love of his life-the protagonist Shou.It is said that the protagonist Gong fell into the cliff and was dying. The protagonist Shou happened to pass by, so he picked up the protagonist Gong and healed him. Yes, the protagonist Shou was the "hidden master under the cliff".A reclusive expert, if he is an old man who is half a foot in the coffin in his twilight years, then he is only qualified to pass on his life's skills to the protagonist Gong, but!If this expert is replaced by Fu Rongru, who looks like Pan An, the protagonist Shou, then the style of the story will be completely different, okay?
Sure enough, under the meticulous care of the protagonist, Gong gradually sparked the spark of love, and the two abused dogs, sprinkled sugar, and shameless at the bottom of the remote cliff... Do you think this is the end?Do you think the only chance for the protagonist to fall into the cliff is to find his wife?too young too simple!The protagonist Gong is still at the bottom of this cliff, and when he meets his destined divine beast, it is still a certain routine. As soon as this divine beast encounters the protagonist Gong, he is instantly blinded by the protagonist's halo, and immediately puts down his dignity as a divine beast. Shamelessly posting upside down and wanting to sign a contract with someone, but as the saying goes, there is no good product in upside down posting, the protagonist Gong obviously thinks the same way, so he refused at first, and then... he was forced to bow by this beast king (=_=!), very reluctantly signed a natal contract with this beast. The natal contract has just been completed, and the protagonist Gong has been upgraded to a few levels in an instant to become super god-don't underestimate these levels. It's dazzling, now with such a few levels, it's so strong that I have no friends, okay!
In short, this super-faced beast is very powerful, and it also makes the revenge of the protagonist Gong even more powerful. Just when the protagonist Gong brought the beast and his wife to go out for revenge, something happened suddenly.The protagonist Shou, this predestined man, how could his identity be as simple as "the tall man under the cliff"!As another leading actor in this article, of course he has a complex identity under the aura of the protagonist, okay?
Speaking of which, the protagonist Shou has the experience of being a male protagonist who was slaughtered when he was a child, and then he was adopted by the villain in this story, the Demon God. To get rid of the roots, but to keep the protagonist shou to raise and play, isn't this clearly a big death!In short, because of the blind self-confidence of the Demon God Lord, he took the protagonist Shou back for adoption after his memory was erased, so the protagonist Shou still has a very troublesome identity, that is, the godson of the Demon God Lord (=口=!).
Soon, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou lived a shameless life under the cliff, which was discovered by the big villain, the Demon God. The Demon God saw it, and the kid who seduced my son away is the Mie from the cultivators. Are you a little magician?Falling into the cliff and not dying, actually messed with my son!Can the Demon God Lord bear this kind of slap in the face?That must be unbearable!
The Demon Lord, in a rage, actually lost his IQ directly. Originally, everything would be fine if he just dropped the protagonist's attack with one move, but this guy wanted to call the protagonist back privately, and gave the protagonist a bottle of demon poison , Let the protagonist be attacked by himself to show his loyalty.So the protagonist Shou is faced with the most difficult decision in his life. He has to choose between his father who has nurtured him and the protagonist Gong whom he loves all his life. The poison is gone...
If the protagonist Shou just took the poison and died, then this story would be a bee, but this story is undoubtedly a he, because after the protagonist Shou drank the poison, he actually unlocked his natural invulnerability to all poisons—he didn’t die, not only He didn’t die, and he also broke the spell cast on him by the demon god. When he was a child, he was slaughtered by the demon god and all his families were remembered. It turned out that the person he called Dad for so many years was actually the enemy of the extermination of the family... I said the protagonist earlier Shou is the protagonist destined by God, how can he just accept the thief as his father for the rest of his life?Thinking of all the protagonist's sufferings, the three views were instantly ruined, and he felt that his previous life was a joke.
At this time, the protagonist saw that the protagonist was poisoned and died, and the poison was still poisoned by the demons. With the new hatred and the old hatred, he had already brought the beasts and began to fight with the demon gods to start revenge. The other party is the great god of the demon clan left over from the ancient war between immortals and demons. He and the beasts barely tied with the demon gods, and there were faint signs of defeat. Appeared, at the critical moment, the protagonist was stabbed by the demon god in the kidney, avenged himself and the protagonist, and saved the common people.
After the dust settled, the protagonist Shou told the protagonist Gong about his life experience, and the protagonist Gong felt even more distressed for the protagonist Shou, and the two found a place where no one was around and lived in seclusion to spend the rest of their lives together.
This outline...is so long...Xiao Di said that his eyes hurt from looking at it...Of course, a large part of the reason for the pain in the eyes is probably because the eyelids were frozen and unable to close after trying to open them just now... Damn, if I knew this would happen, labor and capital would not open their eyes!You can still sleep with your eyes closed, but with your eyes open, Lao Zi's eyes are almost sore, okay?
Xiao Di, without a doubt, is the big villain in the story who is arrogant and arrogant, likes to die, his IQ is frequently dropped, and the current appearance should be that after the battle between immortals and demons, all the immortals worked together to seal this big devil in Wanzhang Under the mysterious ice... for thousands of years.
What a millennium!Not a year or two is a thousand years!
What the hell script!When it comes up, it is a thousand-year seal, which makes labor and capital play a fool!
The sunlight refracted from the black ice is still dazzling, but after a long time, the dazzling becomes dazzling. Xiao Di kept looking at such a beam of light and said that if he didn't close his eyes again, he would become the first in history. The blind devil is gone!
What should I do if I look rheumatic now!What to do if I am nearsighted!What to do if you are blind!
Have you ever tried to play with mud in the Northeast when it is minus [-] to [-] degrees in winter...
Xiao Di: =口=!
This has something to do with playing mud in the Northeast!Can you memorize the lines?
cough cough!Have you ever tried to lick a steel pipe with your tongue when it is minus [-] or [-] degrees in winter?It's sweet!Yes, that's right, if you are a magical child who used to lick steel pipes with your tongue, then you must understand how Brother Di feels now... Eyelids are stuck on the ice and can't be pulled or closed. Close your eyes hard... That feeling refers to the feeling of wanting to pull your tongue out of the steel pipe after licking it.
But can labor and capital keep their eyes open for 1000 years?Can I let that damn light in front of me dazzle me for 1000 years?That must be impossible!
Xiao Di just froze his body and worked silently under the ice, cursing the script and cursing those goddamn immortals who sealed him. Fortunately, the script told me that you have already died in order to seal Lao Zi, otherwise the first thing after Lao Zi leaves is Dazzle your eyes with a flashlight for 1000 years!
Fortunately, the kung fu practiced by this demon god was of the fire attribute. When it was too cold, the spiritual power in the demon god's body began to automatically operate the small circle, which slightly relieved the pain of being eroded by the cold ice and freezing to death.After doing this over and over again, Xiao Di can be regarded as memorizing the path of spiritual power flowing through the meridians, and gradually learned to control the direction of the pure fire spiritual power in the demon god's body, guiding the spiritual power to flow to his eyes, melting the eyes slightly. I took advantage of the cold ice to melt and quickly closed my eyes.As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt that the ice that had just melted in front of him froze in an instant, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, vowing that he would never open his eyes casually again.
☆、45. To be a successful villain Demon God ([-])
When Xiao Di was terribly frozen under the ice, the system pig teammate finally gave his strength this time. Although the script said that the big devil was sealed under the ice for thousands of years by the immortals, Xiao Di actually traveled through it. The time may happen to be the 99th year, when Xiao Di was still sleeping one day, the plot unfolded quietly.
On the back mountain of Tiandaozong, a bloody figure stumbled and fled forward in a panic, looking behind him from time to time as if to confirm whether someone was chasing him.He is the eldest disciple of Tiandaozong, leading several juniors to practice in the back mountain, but he didn't expect that the demon killer would suddenly invade Tiandaozong while the elders of Tiandaozong were practicing in seclusion. They met in the back mountain. The ominous demons lingering all over the body, those demons began to massacre as soon as they saw the disciples of Tiandaozong, and the few juniors who were not strong enough all died at the hands of the demons, and as a senior brother, he couldn't protect the juniors and was seriously injured. I can only do my best to escape under the hands of the demons, it's really... so ugly...
After running away in a panic for a long time, when he came back to his senses, he realized that he had escaped into the forbidden area of Tiandaozong.In the forbidden area is a vast frozen lake. He was brought here by his master when he was very young. The master told him about the battle between immortals and demons in ancient times, and told him that there is a seal under this frozen lake that harms the common people and endangers the world. He told him that the mission of the suzerain of the Tiandao Sect is to protect the seal and prevent the birth of the demon god, so that he must remember his mission since he was a child, and guard this ice lake forever.At that time, he stood on the crystal-clear ice lake and looked down, and saw a vague figure under the cold ice, who seemed to be sleeping peacefully, without any danger at all.
"Hahaha, run away again, I'll see where you can escape..." The piercing laughter of the demon came from behind, and he turned his head in panic, and saw the black cloak standing not far behind him , the cloak covered his face, Jie Jie's laughter came from under the cloak.
This demon race is at least above the golden core stage, and the black chains wrapped around his body like life, waving their teeth and claws in the air. The spirit sword blocked the frontal blow, but was pierced through the shoulder blade by the chain coming from the side.
When the chain was pulled away from his body, Xiu Sui supported his body with the spirit sword and knelt down on the icy lake, trying not to let himself fall down, frowning in despair as the black cloak approached him step by step with evil spirit.
"Pfft—" He spat out a mouthful of blood uncontrollably, and the black chain stabbed at him with lightning speed. Just when he thought he was about to die in Huangquan, the moment the blood touched the ice surface, something happened. hair.A circle of red light centered on the pool of blood and spread to the entire icy lake. Circles of red Sanskrit characters suddenly rose on the ice surface. Dissipate with the wind.
"This is..." Looking at the gradually shattering red light spots in the sky in disbelief, this is... the thousand-year-old seal has been opened...
Under the frozen lake, Xiao Di, who was sleeping, was suddenly awakened. Just after waking up, he found strange power flowing in his limbs and bones. The crimson karmic fire was burning around his body like a blooming red lotus, and he could control these things as he wanted. The red lotus karma that burned the sky and the earth, and the ice that froze him around him is melting rapidly, and the ice is quickly replaced by the karma fire.
Labor and capital...freedom hahahahahahaha...
Xiu Sui stared dumbfounded at the man who walked out of the flames. The man's black long hair was flying around in the wind, and his red brocade robe was rattled by the storm caused by the explosion of the fire, "You are..."
Just as Xiao Di walked out of the seal, he saw two people standing on the edge of the ice lake. One was a guy who was wrapped in a black robe and was full of blackness, and he knew it was not a good thing at a glance, and the other was a white robe stained with blood. A young man with star eyebrows, sword eyes, righteousness, and a demented face at this time... Damn, do these two people have such a big contrast!One looks like a good young man with red seedlings, and the other almost has the word "bad guy" written on his face!
"You are..." He heard the demented youth murmur.
Ding——immediate system task: kill him.
Kill...whom?Kill this good boy?Damn labor and capital have been frozen in the ice for so long, and it turned out to be such a stupid/forceful task when they came out!Helping that black-robed villain to bully others?There is no mistake!
Wait, wait a minute!It seems that the identity of labor and management this week is indeed a big villain who does all kinds of evil... In other words, it is actually my job to do bad things?Looking at the little brother's upright and dignified appearance, could this be the main character in the outline who accidentally lifted the demon god's seal and was then ashesed by the demon god's cannonball as soon as he appeared on the stage?No, in order not to confuse the wrong person, let me confirm again...
"What's your name?" Xiao Di asked.
"I..." Xiu Sui was almost stunned by the person in front of him. Is this the demon god?The legendary three-headed, six-armed, owl-eyed, tiger-kissed demon god?A demon god who harmed the common people in ancient times and became a disaster for the world?The demon god who was sealed under the frozen lake and slept for thousands of years?What if I accidentally opened the seal?What to do when the demon god is born...
He replied blankly, "...My name is Xiu Sui..."
Xiu Sui?Fuck it is true!Xiao Di silently gave the protagonist some wax in his heart: I'm sorry brother, although you helped me open the seal and rescue me from the damn ice, but I'm really sorry, I have to cannon fodder you because I only can cannon fodder you Only you can be reborn to be tyrannical, cool and awesome!
Thinking of this, Xiao Di stretched out his hand, and pinched his neck under Xiu Sui's dazed gaze, "Crack!" It was much easier to pinch someone's neck than Xiao Di imagined, let go, and the young man The corpse fell limply from his hands.
The main character attacks and dies.
What?You ask me why I don't just burn it with fire?Don't be kidding, the red lotus karma fire of the big villain Demon Lord has the property of burning the sky and destroying the earth. If it is burned, it will burn the soul. If you accidentally burn the soul of the protagonist Gong to death Who am I to cry to!
Xiao Di, who sent the protagonist to the road of rebirth, turned his head to look at the reactionary villain in black robe, and said with contempt, "Who are you?"
With the lessons learned from Xiusui just now, Heipao visibly trembled when he heard Xiao Di ask him, and hurriedly knelt down and bowed, fearing that this moody Lord Demon God would cut off his neck with a trembling hand, "My lord, this villain is the demon Zhu The demon general Yesha under the Demon Slaughter Lord came to Tiandaozong to rescue His Excellency by order of Lord Demon Lord to break the seal of Tiandaozong."
"Demon Race..." The demon god in front of him looked far away and seemed to be caught in a distant memory (mistake), "How long has this deity been sealed." I always feel that the title "principal" is swollen!Take a look at who in the fantasy novels claims to be a good person, whoever dares to call himself that will be hanged and beaten by the hero in the end, okay?
"My lord, it has been more than a thousand years since the last battle between immortals and demons." Ye Sha bowed his head and replied.
"Has it been 1000 years..." Xiao Di sighed pretendingly, "Thousands of years have passed, it's hard that you haven't forgotten me."
"Your Majesty is the god of the demons. We dare not forget you. For thousands of years, the warriors of the demon race have been looking forward to your return to the demons and lead them to conquer the world." Ye Sha, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his head and looked at the man with fiery eyes.
Feeling the gaze shot from under the black robe, Xiao Di's hair stood on end immediately, brother, such a black robe can't block your hot gaze, you can't be a fan of this demon god!
Following Ye Sha back to the territory of the Demon Race, Xiao Di discovered that it was not only Ye Sha, but the entire Demon Race was a fan of this big villain, the Demon Lord!Hmm... Very good, this is very good, when he was frozen under the ice, he was still worrying about how to make the devils listen to him, after all, in the outline, the demon god commanded the demons to die Yes, now the problem is solved, the strong of the Demon Race is respected, and this Demon God Lord is undoubtedly the strongest of the Demon Race, so the whole Demon Race is the brainless fan of this Demon God Lord, then things will be much easier.
After the demons settled down, Xiao Di quickly discovered that the color that the entire demons like is either black or red. Looking around the gray area, there are occasionally a few eye-catching reds. The effect should not be too shocking. Demons Even the name is all kinds of dark and reactionary negative energy, such as massacring the world, killing the world and destroying the world, it sounds like a blood-splattered second-degree disease feeling, every time Xiao Di wants to call someone, there is a feeling A deep sense of shame - good!I know that you demons are a bunch of villains who are determined to fight against human civilization, and a bunch of villains who have been born to pursue all their lives to make trouble for the world, but are you really not ashamed of taking such a name? !As a villain, where is your aesthetic and your taste?
"That... Night Kill?" Xiao Di called out, maybe because of the fledgling plot (Xiao Di: What the hell!), after Xiao Di returned to the Demon Race, he called this Demon Race called Night Kill from the Slaughtering Demon King. To come here to be his pony boy, to be seen by the Demon God is a great honor, and Ye Shah packs up his bags immediately, full of joy and joy, and resolves that he will always follow the Venerable Lord and never betray him.
"My lord." The black-robed demon emerged from the darkness, knelt on the ground and responded.
"That Ye Sha..." Looking at the demons emerging from a cloud of black air with black lines all over his face, Xiao Di patted Ye Sha on the shoulder with deep eyes, and said earnestly, "Don't hide in that black cloud in the future." I’m so angry, it makes me feel uncomfortable.” The ghost knows what the composition of the black gas is, and whether it’s safe to hide in it. At first glance, it looks like the PM2.5 is seriously exceeding the standard. What to do if you have lung cancer!
Ye Sha hesitated for a moment, seeing that the Demon God didn't look like he was joking, "...Yes, but if the subordinates don't hide in the demonic energy, how can they hide themselves."
Xiao Di:. . . . .
"What are you doing hiding yourself? Are you very shameful?"
"But……"
"Don't hide if I tell you, there are so many!" Xiao Di waved his hand, "Also, don't you feel hot when you are wrapped in such a cloak every day?"
"The exercises my subordinates practice are ice-type, so they won't feel hot." Ye Sha replied seriously.
"Okay, if you don't get hot, I will get hot! I order you, don't wear that cloak in the future, go and find something to wear!"
"...Yes." Ye Sha's voice was full of grievances.
Wronged yarn!Labor and management are teaching you how to be a human being! "How about this, take off your cloak now!" Xiao Di ordered Ye Sha, who was kneeling.
"...Yes." Of course Ye Sha, who has lived in the dark since he was a child, is unwilling, but what the Venerable Lord said is an oracle, can you not listen?That must be impossible!After hesitating again and again, he took off the cloak and the wide hat, and immediately lowered his head to avoid being seen as soon as he showed his face.
Xiao Di originally thought that the villain who covered himself up was an ugly old man with sores on his face and yellow teeth, but he didn't expect that the face under the cloak was unexpectedly young and handsome. Pale, but this does not affect the overall appearance of this villain, the pale face makes him look a little weak?The murderer who was full of evil spirits when they met for the first time was completely like two people. Could this be the cute contrast in the legend?
He stretched out his hand and raised Ye Sha's face, "That's not bad, what are you doing all the time covering yourself?"
Ye Sha's pale face flushed instantly under Xiao Di's hands, his eyes dodged like a little daughter-in-law being molested, "Respect... Your lord, can I...don't show my face..."
"No, you are not allowed to cover your face in the future, it's good." Xiao Di ordered sternly, "Order, from now on, no one will be allowed to wear a black cloak that covers the face in the Demon Palace, and it is not allowed to use the magic mask casually." I want to be able to see everyone's face." The surrounding environment has a great influence on people, so it's no wonder that every demon has a world-weary and reactionary look, and they have lived in this hellish environment since childhood The environment does not change / the attitude is strange, face life with a smile, everyone is responsible for building a harmonious society, dear!
In this way, under the leadership of Xiao Di, the painting style of the Demon Palace changed suddenly. The palace people all took off their lifeless black robes, and were forced by Xiao Di to change into brightly colored clothes. At the beginning, everyone was not used to it, and always felt that they were naked/running around, but after seeing everyone's painting style, they got used to it.Xiao Di himself also rejected the original owner's coquettish big red robe - the standard red clothes for the villains in fantasy novels should not be too disturbing. Just make it clear that I owe you a fight, okay?Afraid that others will not know that you are a villain?
Brother Di told all the children that the real villain is the real villain who is high-profile and low-key, and those who show off their tricks to death are low-level villains, and they will be hanged and beaten sooner or later! (Is there something wrong? I seem to be a cannon fodder?)
It is said that these demons either like to wrap themselves tightly without revealing a single hair, or they like to dress revealingly and reveal everything that should not be exposed to others.This day Xiao Di just walked into the main hall of the Demon Palace, when he was surrounded by a large group of demon women in revealing clothes and posing. After being driven out, Xiao Di took a deep breath, turned to look at Ye Sha, "Ye Sha, what's going on."
Ye Shau had already taken off his gloomy cloak, and stood there with a pale face like a soft persimmon who could be bullied by anyone. When he heard Xiao Di's question, he quickly replied, "This is prepared by the Slaughter Demon Lord for His Excellency, the demon Lord Jun said that if His Excellency doesn’t like it, he can prepare something else.”
grass!What the hell happened to the slaughter!Do labor and management seem so dissatisfied!With a black face, he ordered, "Ye Sha, tell Zhu Lu, don't put people on my side in the future, I don't need it! Oh, yes, tell me, from now on, all the women in the devil's palace will dress me properly, and don't show them." The breasts are exposed, the navel is exposed, the thighs are exposed, the bangs must not exceed the eyebrows, and the skirt must exceed the knees!"
Damn, why are all the demons like problem children, all kinds of weird things, labor and management are almost becoming the class teachers in the special children's class - you are definitely the worst class I have ever led!
"Yes, Your Majesty." Ye Sha nodded honestly, always feeling that the image of Lord Demon God was far from the character in the rumors and his own imagination—no, it would be better to say that he was the completely opposite type.
Lying comfortably on the couch with eyes closed, he ate a bite of the grapes that had been shaved and shaved off the seeds from time to time. He felt that the life of this big villain was actually pretty good.Suddenly, a "ding" in his mind interrupted his refreshing meditation.
Ding——immediate task: Adopt the protagonist Shou.
Xiao Di sat up from the couch in an instant: Damn!What should I do if I completely forget the protagonist!
The author has something to say: Ding—your friend [the protagonist Shou] is online now...
☆、46. Be a successful cannon fodder demon god ([-])
"My lord?" Seeing Xiao Di suddenly sitting up from the couch, Ye Sha asked a little strangely.
"Ye Sha, go change your clothes and get ready to go out." Xiao Di ordered with a serious face.
"... Oh." Going out?where to goYe Shau actually wanted to ask His Excellency where he was going, but seeing His Excellency's appearance, he didn't dare to ask, so he could only change his clothes in a daze, thinking that when the time came, he would just follow His Excellency closely. That's it.
Seeing Ye Sha change his clothes back, Xiao Di immediately turned dark again: "Who told you to put on that damn cloak again! Take it off quickly!"
"But we're not going to go out..." Ye Sha's voice was full of grievances, how else would he wear it when he went out?
"Dress so ostentatiously that you are afraid that others will not know you are a demon! Go change it! Just wear the white one a few days ago, it is very good." Xiao Di ordered, but he himself changed into a dark gold suit. Bordered black brocade robe.
Am I so ostentatious?Obviously, I used to wear it like this when I went out...
Here Xiao Di went out with Ye Sha who had changed his clothes. On the other side, a group of demons invaded a certain village of the human race. The demonic energy raged and killed wantonly, almost killing everyone at sight, so frenzied that even the chickens and ducks in the village were not spared.
Ding—Danger warning: Lord!horn!by!Hang!danger!
Xiao Di, who was on his way, was suddenly taken aback, what do the five exclamation points mean in the stupid/crazy system!Are you in a hurry!You can hold on to the protagonist!You must not die before labor and management save you!
With a dignified expression, he grabbed Ye Sha by the collar and held Ye Sha in his hand, "Hurry up, we're going to speed up."
Night kill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
"Amin, you hide here and don't make a sound, be obedient!" The woman stuffed the boy into the cabinet and touched his head soothingly, "No matter what happens, don't come out!"
"Mom..." The boy felt the woman's trembling hand on top of his head with tears all over his face. He wanted to grab the woman's clothes, but was locked in the closet by the woman. He heard the woman's voice through the closet, "Remember , no matter what happens, don't make a sound!"
Hiding in the cabinet and trembling all over, through the gap in the cabinet, I saw the man in the black cloak break into the house, the long sword wrapped in black magic energy pierced the woman's chest, and when the long sword came out of the woman's body, the woman's body The corpse had been shriveled into disfigurement.He stared wide-eyed in the dark cabinet, his teeth unconsciously bit the hand covering his mouth so bloody, "Mom..."
The man in the black cloak seemed to have looked around the room, then set his eyes on the big wardrobe next to the bed, approached this side step by step, stopped in front of the wardrobe and laughed, "Here... there is a small mouse……"
With a wave of the magic sword in his hand, the wooden board of the wardrobe was as fragile as paper, and it was shattered into pieces under the sword wrapped in black air. The young man inside trembled and looked at the black cloak in front of him in horror.
Just when the black cloak swung the magic sword in his hand and stabbed at the young man, the long sword stopped half an inch in front of the young man and could not take a step forward. A slender hand suddenly appeared to hold the blade, and the dark red blood overflowed from the fingers and extended the sword The blade fell on the ground drop by drop, and the sword was wrapped around
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