The Weasel Lord, who was delayed by spiritual practice

At noon, the auspicious time had come, everything was ready, and Orion and Weasel came to worship and get married.

Running around in the mountains and forests to tell each other, a lot of people came to watch the excitement inside and outside the courtyard.Weasel's juniors also know how to come over and help him lift the hem of his skirt.

The boa constrictor sat in the center of the hall as their officiant and witness, and a parrot shouted for them, "One bow to heaven and earth, two bows to high hall".

The weasel was covered with a veil, and he didn't know east, west, north, south, and Orion told him in advance how to kneel and worship.At this time, Orion saw that he was a little confused, so he had to gently support him, and knelt down with him.

After worshiping the heaven and the earth, worship the boa constrictor. According to the weasel, the boa constrictor is bigger than him, and it is worthy of this worship.Finally, the husband and wife worship each other and send them to the bridal chamber. The ceremony is over.

Orion sent his daughter-in-law back to the house, came out to thank everyone, and distributed candies and pastries, which were bought down the mountain yesterday.

Seeing that there was nothing else to do, the boa constrictor was about to leave. Orion wanted to stay but did not dare to stay, so he asked him, "Do you like to drink? I have good wine here. I will bring you a jug."

Seeing his kindness, the boa constrictor took a pot and left.

After watching the excitement, the animals left one after another, and some foxes smashed the cakes and refused to leave.

Seeing that they were all gone, Orion quickly closed the door and hid in the room.

The weasel lifted the veil and lay down on the bed.

"Why did you take off the hijab yourself?" Orion looked at him.

"Huh? Can't you lift it?" Weasel sat up and put the hijab back on.

Orion looked at him, full of joy, walked over to lift his hijab, and looked at him.

The weasel grinned, "Aren't you offended?"

Seeing such a pretty person, Orion almost couldn't hold back, "Lady, let's practice spiritually."

"Ah, now?" Weasel looked outside, the sky was still bright, "Isn't it night?"

"No, anytime is fine," Orion said a little excitedly, "It's also possible during the day."

"Really?" Weasel looked at him dubiously.

"Hmm." Orion swallowed.

"Do you know how to practice spiritually?" Weasel asked.

"I know." Orion took out a bottle of unknown liquid from nowhere, "It will make you feel better if you put this on. Come on, lady."

At the beginning, the weasel still felt the pain unbearably, but after grinding it slippery, he gradually felt a little bit of fun, and he was happy.

Hearing his humming and chirping, Orion was so excited that he became even more frenzied.Crazy Wave, Crazy Wave (everyone sing with me) Crazy Wave is an attitude, Crazy Wave is ups and downs, don’t give up and follow your steps, come if you want to love you, Crazy Wave, Crazy Wave~

The big boa constrictor went back to his big tree, drank someone's wedding wine, and felt as depressed as a married woman.It seemed that the weasel belonged to someone else after getting married, and would never come back again.

It's ridiculous to talk about spiritual practice.The boa constrictor didn't believe it, but felt lonely and had nowhere to go.I still feel lonely today.

Why don't you go down the mountain and indulge yourself for a while today.

The boa constrictor went down the mountain, still remembering the spiritual words.So I found the Prince's Mansion, sneaked in and watched the live version.

The so-called thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, the weasel looked at the one below, he thought it was such a spiritual practice.However, the boa constrictor looked at the one above, and he thought it was such a spiritual practice.This led them to choose a different path and go further and further on this path.Farther.

Ah, the future, you are infinitely bright~

The big boa constrictor looked like a snake in the palace looking at the entanglement of human beings, and he felt a little impulsive in his heart, but he restrained himself from rushing forward to destroy his good deeds.

There is a general in the palace, and that general happened to be on duty tonight, and happened to be spotted by a boa constrictor on patrol, and the boa constrictor was worried that no one would vent his anger. Seeing this handsome man, with extraordinary appearance, just as he wanted, he was taken away. An empty room.

"Who!" The general was shocked, and was about to draw his sword, but was knocked to the ground by a force, making a clang.

The big boa constrictor didn't talk nonsense with him, he just peeled off the person in twos and twos, and it made him shine.Poor general, he couldn't figure out what happened, so he was yelled at...

There was a lot of movement in the room, someone knocked on the door, the general hurriedly silenced, he wanted to die at the moment.Who dared to treat him like this in the palace!He couldn't see the man's face clearly, he only knew that he was very strong, and he couldn't break free from his grip.

"Who's inside?" Someone outside knocked on the door, and the general recognized the voices of his subordinates.But the people behind didn't care about it at all, they were still shaking like hell, the general almost fainted from the pain.But dare not make a sound.

After a while, his subordinates left, and the general exhaled viciously. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Who the hell are you? Why are you doing this to me!"

The boa constrictor didn't have much interest in seeing this spiritual practice, so he ran away in a gust of wind.Only the general was left to face the endgame alone.

The general tidied up his clothes with trembling legs. After a "catastrophe", wearing the iron armor again was like torture.The generals didn't know how he survived the night.

The boa constrictor returned to the mountain, still hanging from the tree.Watching the sunrise and sunset, watching everything in the world remains the same.

Occasionally, when he wanted to practice spiritually, he went to the palace to find the general.

This time the general saw his face clearly, and the general resisted desperately, but was still captured mercilessly.

The boa constrictor still eats up people without saying a word.

"Hey, don't go..." the general stopped him, "You are not... from the palace, who are you?"

"You still have the strength to scream?" The boa constrictor glanced at him.

"You are..." the general said, really fainted.

Seeing that he was fainted, the boa constrictor felt pity for some reason, walked over to him, and touched his head to heal his wounds.

Before leaving, he dressed him again.

For the third time, the general finally roared, "Don't...do this kind of thing to me again! Why me! Why me! There are others! Please, find someone else! Go..."

"Because the uncle has taken a fancy to you," said the boa constrictor, "and wants to have a spiritual practice with you."

"You! Bastard! You bastard!" The general greeted the eighteen generations of his ancestors, but it was a pity that the boa constrictor had lived too long, and he couldn't remember who the eighteen generations of his ancestors were.

When I came for the fourth time, I found that he was not in the palace, and the boa constrictor found his home.found him ill.

The boa constrictor hid outside the window and watched, and waited for everyone to leave before he went in to see him.

People who used to be good-looking are now sickly and without a trace of loveliness.The boa constrictor pointed his forehead to help him heal.

General Yoyo woke up and was startled when he saw it was him.The boa constrictor held him down and said, "Don't worry, I won't do that to you anymore. I'm here to say goodbye to you."

"Farewell? Where are you going?" The general looked at him.

"I didn't go anywhere. I offended you before. I'm sorry." The boa constrictor said and got up.

"You!" The general resented, "You just say sorry for what you did to me?"

"Don't push yourself too hard, I could have said nothing." The boa constrictor looked at him coldly.He felt that spiritual practice was no big deal at all.It's no wonder, after all, he is not a human being, and he doesn't know how humans think about such things.

"Then why did you say that? Why did you come? Get lost!"

The boa constrictor looked at him, struggling like a field mouse that had nowhere to escape.Suddenly he felt a little pitiful.

"I could have married a wife and had children, but you ruined everything for me!" the general said angrily, "Now you pat your ass and leave, what do you want me to do?"

"What do you think?" The boa constrictor looked at him, "Do you want me to marry you?"

The general looked at him, his face flushed from holding back, and he managed to squeeze out a word between his teeth: "Get lost!"

Hearing this, the boa constrictor had no choice but to turn around and leave.The general covered his face with his hands, and painful whimpers flowed from between his fingers, followed by tears.Unstoppable tears.Hate him, want to kill him.kill him.

"Why are you crying?" asked the boa constrictor.

The general suspected that he had heard it wrong, and moved his hand a little away. Seeing him standing there, the general wiped away his tears and said angrily, "What are you doing back here!"

"This bone flute is for you. When you need me, you can blow it and I will come to you."

The general stared at the bone flute the size of a finger bone that he handed over in a daze. The general took it and put it to his mouth and blew it. A very loud whistle rang in his ears, and the boa constrictor covered his head in pain. "Don't blow it now, it's too close to hear you."

"Are you uncomfortable?" the general asked.

"Yes," the boa constrictor nodded.

The general looked at him, hooked the corner of his mouth, put the bone flute into his mouth, and blew it hard.The big boa constrictor felt the ground tremble, the mountains screamed and the sea tsunami, all sharp things came rushing in, irritating every inch of his skin, he couldn't control it, he couldn't help but turned into a snake and flew out of the window...

Seeing his real body, the general froze on the spot. Is this, yes, the snake demon?

The general looked at the bone flute in his hand, and dared not play it again, fearing it would be poisonous.

Seeing him leave in such pain just now, the general felt that the great revenge had been avenged, and he felt very happy.

The boa constrictor managed to get back to the mountain, and after hanging from a tree for a few days, he felt better.Obviously that thing is so powerful, why give it to him, if he blows it every now and then, won't he be exhausted?It's self-inflicted.

Even so, the general didn't blow it again, and the boa constrictor didn't look for him again.Their fate seems to be broken at this point.

Originally, it was also a sudden whim of the boa constrictor, but it was forgotten after a while.