The Weasel Lord, who was delayed by spiritual practice

What if you can't become a fairy?Apparently the weasel had never thought about that question.

"I, why can't I become a fairy?" Weasel said stubbornly, "I practice spiritually with him, and soon I will be able to cultivate a fairy body and ascend to the Tao."

The boa constrictor couldn't bear to puncture his fantasy, so he let him go.

Orion arranged it at home, pasted up red paper, replaced the seats with new quilts and pillows, everywhere was bright red, and looked brand new.

Sure enough, the weasel invited the boa constrictor, and Orion couldn't help but tremble when he saw it.

The weasel stepped into the house and called Orion, "Mr., I have invited my friend."

"Hey," Orion came out and greeted the boa constrictor, "Hi, please sit down. Drink, drink tea."

The big boa constrictor nodded at him, and sat down solemnly. Looking at him, Orion was terrified.

Seeing the Orion in a daze, the weasel said to him, "Mr., go get a roast chicken and eat it. My friend is hungry."

When Orion heard that his friend was hungry, he hurriedly agreed, "I'll go right away!"

The weasel said to the boa constrictor: "I just said to make you look better, you see it scares people."

The boa constrictor glanced at him, although he didn't think so, but he still changed himself to look better, with black hair on his head, and a softer face, no longer so cold and hard.

The weasel looked at him much more pleasingly, "That's it, this looks good."

Orion came out again and saw the boa constrictor, he couldn't help being surprised, "Ah, this is it?" Then he looked around, "Has your friend left?"

"No, no," said the Weasel, "that's him, and he looks better."

Orion brought out two roast chickens and said to them, "You guys eat first, and I will get two roast rabbits."

Orion put down the grilled chicken and went in. The weasel said to the boa constrictor, "Eat it, it's delicious."

The boa constrictor picked up a grilled chicken and threw it into its mouth, with a thud, it swallowed it.The weasel was stunned and forgot to wipe his saliva.

"What's the matter?" asked the boa constrictor.

"Don't you chew it?" The weasel wiped his saliva and looked at the leftover roast chicken. The boa constrictor also looked at the roast chicken. The weasel was a little protective and said in a discussing tone, "Why don't I eat the meat? Swallow bones for you? Anyway, it's the same for you..."

"Not the same," said the boa constrictor, "the bones are stuck."

weasel:……

Both of them looked at the roast chicken, the weasel was too embarrassed to move first, and the boa constrictor was too embarrassed to compete with him after eating his share, "You can eat it, isn't there a roasted rabbit? I'll wait for the roasted rabbit."

"Oh, that's good!" The weasel took the roast chicken and gnawed on it.The weasel ate the meat and spat out the bones. The boa constrictor remembered that he was told to swallow the bones, and stared at the pile of bones, thinking whether to swallow two pieces while he was not paying attention.

Orion's movements were fairly quick, and not long after, he brought out two more roasted rabbits.The boa constrictor swallowed a baked rabbit and looked at the weasel.Before the weasel chicken was finished, he didn't like roasted rabbit very much, so he said to the boa constrictor, "You can eat that roasted rabbit too, I won't eat it."

"Then I won't be polite." The boa constrictor picked up the roasted rabbit and threw it into his mouth, swallowing it with a thud.Orion saw it from a distance, but he didn't dare to come to eat with them, for fear that if he didn't get enough to eat, he would feed himself.

"Why doesn't your family come over to eat together?" the boa constrictor asked.

Seeing that the table was empty, the weasel was a little embarrassed, and asked the boa constrictor, "Are you full? If not, go and catch some voles yourself. You have a big appetite."

"Fortunately, I came here after dinner," said the boa constrictor, "I just saw that it was grilled deliciously, so I couldn't help but want to try it."

Orion ate some indiscriminately in the kitchen, and then came out to ask them if they were full, and if they were not full, they would go get some.

"No more trouble," said the big boa constrictor, "The Great Immortal asked me to come and see you get married, so you can get married."

"Tomorrow is the auspicious time to get married... Tomorrow is noon." Orion said weakly.

"It still has to be tomorrow? Why is it so troublesome?" The big boa constrictor frowned, he didn't want to come at noon, "You can do it now, I think this is an auspicious time, when you have enough food and drink to think about lust."

"No, it's too hasty, and tomorrow's noon is an auspicious time." Orion insisted.

Seeing Orion's insistence, the weasel had to say, "Okay, okay, let's make it noon tomorrow."

The weasel asked the boa constrictor, "Will you stay here tonight?"

Seeing that Orion was afraid of him, the boa constrictor refused, "No, I'll come back tomorrow morning."

The boa constrictor stood up and said to Orion, "Thank you for the hospitality tonight. I'll come back tomorrow."

"Oh, good." Orion sent him to the door, "Go slowly."

Seeing the boa constrictor walk away, Orion was relieved.The boa constrictor's aura was too strong, he didn't dare to speak properly while he was there.

After a busy day, Orion needs to get his clothes to take a shower.

The weasel fell asleep after eating, and his wedding dress was still on.Orion looked at him, how pleased he was.

They will get married tomorrow, and he will be his wife.

Orion was so excited that he almost stayed up all night, and got up early in the morning to prepare food.Because the boa constrictor was coming, Orion prepared more.The chicken was roasted in a cage, the rabbit was finished roasting, and a sheep was bleating, and the Orion took a knife and was ready to yell at it.

The weasel got up and saw the Orion pulling the sheep to be slaughtered, so he yelled, "Sir, stop."

Orion heard his voice, stopped moving, looked up at him, "I'm afraid I don't have enough food."

"There's no need to slaughter it, enough is enough." The weasel said, "The sheep is too hot to eat, so let's keep it alive."

Orion heard that the sheep were herded, and looked at the weasel, "Is it really enough? Your friend eats a bit."

"It's all right, if it's not enough, he will find food for himself." The weasel waved his hand nonchalantly, "If you keep it, you won't have enough food here."

Seeing that Orion was still worried, the weasel comforted him, "He's about to become a fairy, he won't die of hunger."

Orion felt relieved, looked at the weasel, and said happily, "After today, you will be my wife."

"Well, are you happy?" asked the Weasel.

"Nature is happy." Orion looked at him, "Are you happy?"

"Well, I think it's very interesting," said the weasel.

The boa constrictor came early in the morning, just after breakfast, he finished all the preparations that Orion had worked so hard to prepare.

The weasel was a little dissatisfied, "You have finished eating my food, and Mr. Lang will have to fight hard again."

The boa constrictor glanced at Orion, and Orion hurriedly said, "It's all right, it's just for you. If you don't eat it, we won't be able to finish it."

The boa constrictor said: "Did you hear that, it was originally prepared for me. Before you get married, you will protect your husband's family. Don't forget that this is your mother's family."

Weasel said: "Who has a family like yours, so unlucky."

The big boa constrictor said: "Daxian, after you get married, you can't be self-willed anymore, do you understand?"

weasel:……

The boa constrictor said to Orion: "My immature fairy will be handed over to you in the future. You must take good care of him and don't let him be wronged, otherwise I will come to you."

When Orion heard that he was looking for him, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak loudly, but only responded in a low voice, "It must be..."