Seongnam monsters

In fact, Si Nian didn't have an innate rejection of marriage, it's just that he has never been tempted by anyone.What surprised him was the identity of the man in the hexagram. He was not only a man, but also a pure human being.

Wu Huaizi wrote down his birth date, he is exactly 30 years old this year.

Si Nian asked Jin Yu what men today are doing when they are 30 years old.

Jin Yu said that she was trying to have a second child.

Si Nian became more and more irritable, and felt that it would be better to stay on the mountain and practice alchemy.He was afraid that if he couldn't hold back, he wanted to plant grass on his grave before he set his sights on the other party.

It's a new era, and it's really not worth fighting.

"Do you like men?" Si Nian suddenly looked at Jin Yu.

"I don't like it, but I respect all sexual orientations." Jin Yu put on a professional smile, but when Si Nian squinted his eyes and swept it away, his heart was still flabbergasted.

Don't look at me like that, I'm really not gay.

Si Nian stopped talking.At this time, the rain was much lighter, so he simply left the umbrella in the pavilion, and arrived at the back mountain in a single step, just in time to catch up with those few fighting enthusiasts who were sneaking away from the scene.

The two sides met on a narrow road behind a bush, and Si Nian had a faint smile on his lips: "Are you fighting? Count me in."

The crazy demons of Terinokan fell to their knees with a plop.I think everyone was a domineering master back then. Who would have thought that after coming to Heshan, they would run into this butcher.

Si Nian scanned for a week, and suddenly found that there was not a single banshee on their hill.

Is this really a destiny in the dark?

Thinking of this, Si Nian's complexion couldn't help becoming more stinky, looking more and more uncertain.But just when the demons thought that they were about to face another catastrophe and trembled, he turned around and left again.

The monster kneeling at the front was named Yuan Zhou, who looked as thin as a stick, but he was the most fierce fighter on this hill, and he admired Si Nian the most.He stood up and wanted to catch up, but Si Nian walked so fast that he didn't even touch a corner of his clothes.So he turned back and looked at Jin Yu suspiciously: "Boss, what's wrong?"

Jin Yu shrugged: "He doesn't see men recently."

Yuan Zhou: "Huh???"

"Anyway, don't get close to him recently."

"Why? Is the boss thinking of spring?"

"Hmm..." Jin Yu thought for a moment and replied, "Not yet."

Jin Yu didn't dare to tell the truth, for fear of being heard by Si Nian, she planted grass on her grave.But the so-called speaker has no intention and the listener has a heart, and this ambiguous answer fell into Yuan Zhou's ears, and it was a thousand miles away from the truth.

As a qualified admirer, Yuan Zhou felt that the boss had been lonely for so many years, so maybe he really missed a banshee, which is also normal for a demon.He can plan to go down the mountain and grab one for him, anyway, the barrier is about to break.

On the other side, the Huya and Cuntou two monster groups are planning to set fire to Teru Yeguan.They thought that Zhao Yeguan would collapse sooner or later anyway, and the sooner it collapsed, wouldn't they be able to go down the mountain one day earlier?

And how fun it is to set fire to play, which used to be something that could only be done during the Chinese New Year.Anyway, if something goes wrong in the end, just push it to Xiaojin Long's head, and the alchemy furnace is the easiest to leak.

But Sinian was only thinking about the man in the hexagram, and he didn't expect the mess that was coming.

Jin Yu soon left again. He was the only demon in Heshan who could come in and out freely for more than a hundred years. Thanks to him, although Heshan was isolated from the outside world, he was not ignorant of the outside world.Before leaving, he gave Si Nian a mobile phone as a congratulatory gift when he was about to go down the mountain.

Jinyu is considerate in handling things, and the mobile phone is also equipped with detailed instructions for use, and various commonly used apps have been downloaded in advance. The only disadvantage is that there is no Internet on the mountain.

The barrier has not yet been broken, and Teruno Temple cannot receive the human network, but there is a faint signal on the top of the mountain.Si Nian got such a novelty, and for a moment he forgot all the men in the hexagram, and simply ran to the cool pavilion on the top of the mountain to stay, so that no one could disturb him.

Sure enough, the top of the mountain could receive a signal through the thinner and thinner barrier, so an hour later, Si Nian skillfully started surfing the Internet.

In fact, for Si Nian, the mobile phone is not too surprising.It is not uncommon for him to have seen so many magic tools and treasures in the demon world, all of which are extremely exquisite.However, the functions of the mobile phone are undoubtedly powerful and comprehensive, and there is no threshold for use, with obvious brand marks of the times, and it looks fresh.

Si Nian played with it carefully for a while, then turned to the last page of the user manual, where a phone number was recorded.It was specially written here by Jin Yu, but Si Nian couldn't remember who the owner of this phone number was for a while.

Mr. Duan?Which Mr. Duan is it?

For many people and things from the past, Si Nian had already forgotten about them.If it is not important, there is no need to remember it; even if it is important, if it is not pleasing to the eye, then forget it. This is his consistent style.Duan's surname looked very strange, and he thought for a long time before he remembered that the kid he saved back then seemed to be named Duan.

Si Nian seldom saves people, and it is only once that he shows his kindness. If he saves, it is fine, and it is not rare to be thanked by others.But that person insisted on repaying his favor, even knowing his reputation outside, he never backed down.On the day Si Nian left Sijiu City, as a human being, he even came to see him off.

Duan is the only one who still remembers him.Just counting the time, he should be no longer alive, so this old gentleman is his descendant?

Thinking of the old people, the box of memories is like Pandora's box, which is opened unexpectedly.Si Nian looked up at the starry night sky, and suddenly thought of the roads he had traveled.

And the many years I spent here.

He sits here, watching the stars in the sky become less and less and less and less each year.Jin Yu said it was due to air pollution, the stars were not missing, but covered, but this meant the same thing to Si Nian.

I can't see the star, it doesn't exist, whether it's really gone or covered up.

All in all, nothing interesting.

Si Nian put away his mobile phone, no longer interested in playing with it, but also didn't want to go back to the Taoist temple, so he sat in this cool pavilion all night.Who knows, he just left for one night, and the Taoist temple was turned upside down.

Here's the thing.

The barrier on Heshan hasn't been broken yet, Yuan Zhou and the others can't go down the mountain for the time being, what if they can't catch the banshee?They can change by themselves.The result of a group of lunatics gathering together is that there are no secular rules that can constrain their brains, each monster can change in the style he likes, nine out of ten monsters take the sexy and enchanting route .

Yuan Zhou has a fearless spirit of sacrifice for the idol he worships, but the enchanting hemp stick is still a hemp stick, scaring the two arsonists who got up in the middle of the night.

The arsonist had two barrels of oil in his hands, and a candle was burning in one of them.When they saw the enchanting hemp stick, they thought they saw a female ghost crawling out of the grave in the back mountain. With a shake of their hands, Sparks fell into the oil barrel.

At that time, they were standing at the door of Si Nian's alchemy room. Inside that door was a lot of saltpeter for alchemy.

The backyard guest house of Terinokan was bombed to the sky just like that.

The worst thing was the Wujin Panlong Furnace. There was only a loud bang, and the furnace lid was blown away a hundred meters away like a discus.

When Si Nian heard the noise on the top of the mountain, he looked in the direction of the Taoist temple and raised his eyes into the distance, only to see the flames burst into the sky in an instant, accompanied by the roar of monsters, and it was very lively.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! My Gail!!!"

"Gail!!!"

"Boss, are you in there! Quickly save the boss!!!"

"Boss, I'm here to save you!!!"

"Save my Gail first!!! My Gail!!!"

"..."

The veins on Si Nian's forehead bulged, and he appeared in the Taoist temple, kicked Yuan Zhou, who was screaming the loudest, into the fire.The noise stopped abruptly, and all the demon's actions seemed to be paused, and he looked at him stupidly.

"Are you going in to accompany him?" Si Nian raised his lips.

"No, no, no, no." All the demons shook their heads frantically, and retreated in unison.

Si Nian sneered, opened his five fingers slightly, and black mana gushed out instantly, breaking all the walls connecting the guest house and the main body of the Taoist temple, and isolating the fire.But instead of completely extinguishing the fire, he watched it continue to burn.

Everyone couldn't see his face clearly, only a pair of earrings with tassels swaying in the firelight, which was both breathtakingly beautiful and frightening.

Everyone dared not speak out, even Xiao Jinlong was not in a hurry to find his Gaier.It wasn't until the last wall of the guest house collapsed that Si Nian mercifully lifted Yuan Zhou out of the fire and threw him into the pond in the temple.

With a plop, water splashed everywhere.

Yuan Zhou poked his head out of the water, the majestic wild boar demon was burned to a bare pig, even his eyebrows were gone, but he still didn't dare to go ashore: "Boss..."

"Shut up." Si Nian now dislikes all male species except himself, and said, "You all go down the mountain for me tomorrow, and no one is allowed to stay."

Hearing the word "going down the mountain", Huya immediately raised his head excitedly, forgetting the stupid thing he just did: "That's great! Boss, I'll go down the mountain with you! Back to Beijing together!"

"It's you who go on your own, not me."

"Ah? Why not together? Boss, don't you want us?"

Si Nian turned his head, the expression on his face behind the back of the fire was hard to see.He looked at the anxious Huya and the other monsters who were also dumbfounded, and said slowly: "Let me go as soon as I go, and come back as soon as I come back. When did I become so talkative?"

Hearing this, Xiao Jinlong's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly asked, "Then what do you want to do? Where are you going?"

"That's none of your business." Si Nian chuckled, his lightly raised eyebrows and eyes were just like those of the fierce and reckless young man in the catkins flying season.

But now Si Nian is free.

Meanwhile, Beijing, Liting.

The suburban villas built on the mountain still retain the retro and elegance of the old-school architecture.The evening breeze passes through the hanging flower door, blows the eaves lightly, and listens to the ticking of the leak, suppressing a little silence.

The dexterous black cat shuttled back and forth in the corridor, its tail raised high, and it cast a defiant and cold gaze.

Suddenly, it seemed to hear something, turned around and ran back.

Rushing into the living room, it looked towards the sofa, and all it could see were long legs wrapped in black trousers.They overlap each other lazily and casually, reaching to the edge of the coffee table, as if deliberately challenging the rules in this mansion.

The warm yellow light jumps on the patent leather shoes, accompanied by the louder and louder reprimand of the old man opposite, it makes people tremble.The long-legged man still looked casual, with a smile on his lips.

However, in the black cat's erect golden pupils, he is like a strong cheetah, with the sharpest minions and the most ferocious hunting posture.

It can feel that the perfect posture hidden under the clothes is the animal instinct wrapped under the appearance of a modern gentleman.

"You mean, the master's benefactor is coming back, so what does that have to do with me?" The man looked down at the black cat, and stretched out his hand to beckon to it.

Although the black cat was somewhat reluctant, it still walked over obediently. This is also an animal instinct.

"Are you trying to piss me off?" The white-haired old man was hale and hearty, his voice was like a bell, and his crutches tapped on the ground: "It's fine if you don't want to get married, but you won't even want to pick someone up? I mean Took your skin or broken your foot?! This is your grandfather’s benefactor, that is, the benefactor of your whole family. Without him, there would be no me, without me, there would be no you. It’s fine if you don’t feel grateful to Dade. If you dare to say something to you It's okay to try?!"

The man finally raised his eyes, stroking the cat's fur with his finger wearing a black ring, and said, "It's not impossible for me to pick him up. If you want to repay your kindness, I'll bring him back. You can do whatever you want. But--the benefactor of the grandfather, that is What year? You mean to tell me he crawled out of the coffin?"

With just a few words, the old man was stunned.However, he stared and did not continue to curse, but suddenly snorted coldly, "Speaking out will scare you to death."

"Oh."

"What kind of perfunctory attitude is this? Do you think I was telling ghost stories to make you happy when you were a child? Do you think I've been lying to you? There are ghosts in this world!"

"Grandpa." The man was helpless, he seriously suspected that the old man called him back to the ancestral house tonight just to make him happy, to vent his dissatisfaction with his delay in getting married.

"You young man, why don't you have any imagination at all?" The old man suddenly put on a disgusted look: "The benefactor is a monster, a big monster who can summon wind and rain. It's your honor to let you pick him up."

"Really." The man looked at the old man with a half-smile, and the grandparents and grandchildren stared at each other, seeming to be dissatisfied.However, just when the old man thought that the other party was about to say something outrageous, he nodded in agreement.

"You really agreed?"

"Yes. Isn't he a benefactor? Don't worry, no matter whether he is a man or a monster, I will repay the favor that should be repaid."

The author has something to say: Don't be angry, grandpa, don't worry, grandpa, the arrangements are made, and everything is arranged for you.