Seongnam monsters

Before the thunder and sting, the sky was not seen for 49 days.

The continuous rain wetted the rhododendrons in front of the court, but the rain could not take away the redness of the ground. They were carefully picked up, cleaned, and placed in a small bamboo basket.

A bony hand reached into the bamboo basket and picked up a few petals, and his fair fingers lingered in the bright red, dusting off some water droplets.However, these petals were not used to make tea, the hand tossed them lightly, and threw them into the Wujin Panlong Stove in front of him.

This is a pill stove, the stove is not big, only half a meter high, with small ears and round belly, like an angry puffer fish.Even the five-clawed golden dragon coiled around the body of the furnace is so fat that it looks naive.

But there was nothing lovely about what was burning in the stove.

Petals, sulfur, silver nuggets, etc., and even a branch of an unknown species exuding a strange aroma were randomly thrown in it, which shows that the owner of the alchemy furnace is not familiar with the correct way of alchemy.

After a while, the blue flames began to tremble, the heat was boiling, and an ominous smell wafted from the dragon's mouth.

In the courtyard, there were a few whispers hidden in the pattering rain.

"Look, it's going to explode again..."

"How many times is this already?"

"The nine hundred and ninety-eighth time?"

"It's been a bad day recently. Don't knock down the mountain. Isn't there a graveyard to the west? When the time comes, the coffins will be shaken out. It's scary..."

"A monster, are you still afraid of dead bodies?"

"By the way, the mushrooms you ate last time were picked from someone's grave."

"Depend on!"

"..."

"Blow it up, blow it up, blow it up!"

"Poof!" But there was a muffled sound.

The man stretched out his hand to press the furnace cover, and the faint light surged between his fingers, directly strangling all the fluctuations in the furnace.But the little golden dragon on the stove seemed to come alive, and raised its head with its tail flicking, vomited out a pile of black waste in extreme distaste, lowered its eyes, and said, "What is this, I'm about to vomit."

"You've already vomited." The man casually waved the black waste into the trash can, his tone neither salty nor weak.He was sitting on the ground without shoes, and he was wearing a black gauze dress over his inner jacket, which seemed to be somewhat fairy-like.

Now that the smoke cleared, he took the ancient alchemy book next to him, frowned and glanced at it, then threw it away without interest, and lay down lazily on his side.It was like a goblin in its original form, without its fairy energy, falling into the mortal world and turning into a drunken young man in a high school.Those seductive eyes with natural eyeliner looked at the wind and rain in the courtyard, filled with boredom.

Xiao Jinlong was quiet for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "The time limit set by the master for you has already arrived, and this enchantment can't trap you. If you are so boring, why don't you go down the mountain to have a look? I heard Jin Yu say , The world now is very different from before, there are many new things, mobile phones, computers, airplanes, yachts, and takeaways, interesting and fun, you said that we don’t even have internet on this mountain, what are you doing here?”

The man didn't answer, and tapped his fingers on the floor one after another, not knowing what he was thinking.

The sound of wind and rain suddenly became louder, causing the cuckoos in the courtyard to mourn.

"You don't know, no one dares to tell you that after you left, those monsters in Sijiu City said you were crazy and couldn't go back. The dignified boss of the Southern District, Si Nian the butcher, you don't care if you are arranged like this ? I have never seen you so kind-hearted before."

Hearing this, Si Nian finally narrowed his eyes slightly, but in the end there was only a sneer.

Xiao Jinlong knew that this person would not listen to other people's persuasion, but he had to say: "Although there is an enchantment here, but without the master, the Taoist temple can last for more than a hundred years. It is almost at the limit, and the enchantment will break sooner or later. You If they don't go down the mountain, they won't go down the mountain, they're all going to die with a broken Taoist temple, what are they trying to do?"

Si Nian raised his eyes and asked back, "What are you planning?"

"I want to be free." Xiao Jinlong replied straightforwardly: "I don't have long legs. If you don't take me out, I won't be able to stay here forever."

Xiao Jinlong actually didn't quite understand it. When this man was first sent to the Taoist temple, he was very murderous and wanted to go out all day long.But now that he can go out, he won't leave again.

"Okay, if you want to go out, let Jin Yu take you there." Si Nian rubbed his shoulders and sat up, as if he didn't want to continue this topic.His eyes swept across the court, suddenly cold.

"Are you whispering, pretending I didn't hear you?"

As soon as the words fell, only two figures immediately rolled out of the wind and rain in the courtyard.Tall, with a straight head, regular facial features, and a straightforward smile.The short one has a pair of small canine teeth, a fair face and lively eyes.

But before the two of them could speak, they were stopped by a "shut up".

Si Nian stood up, and the gauze swayed as he walked, like a black cloud that was about to fall from the sky.Black clouds floated into the back room, leaving only Yu Yinmiaomiao.

"When Jinyu comes back, let him come to see me."

Huya and Cuntou looked at each other, then they all leaned towards the alchemy furnace, and asked in a low voice like thieves: "Did you find out anything? When is the boss planning to go down the mountain?"

Xiao Jinlong raised his head: "Didn't you all hear it? I asked a fart."

"You're with him all day, don't you know?"

"You listen to the corner all day long, don't you know?"

Both sides had nothing to say, so the two demons and one furnace sat in a row under the corridor, facing the spring rain, sitting in the city of sorrow.

After a while, Huya propped his chin and said: "Tell me, how do other monsters live in big cities? I heard that life in big cities is very stressful now. They have to study, find a job, and pay off their mortgage. You can’t even afford a toilet, let alone beg for a wife, it’s too scary.”

Xiao Jinlong hung his eyes: "Human beings can live, but you can't?"

Huya's eyes widened exaggeratedly: "I'm just a weak little monster growing in a ravine. Humans are so scary!"

The inch head next to him only had a silly smile.

Finally, Xiao Jinlong said: "Anyway, this mountain must be descended. The master once said that those who come from the world of mortals must return to the world of mortals."

On the other side, Si Nian, who had returned to the back room, did not rest.The window was half open, and he could see the misty rain on the distant mountain. He played chess with himself on the bamboo roof for a while, and vaguely heard another strange noise from the back mountain. With a soft "tsk", he opened the umbrella and went out.

He went out through the back door. He had been living in the guest house of the Taoist temple for so many years. From here, it happened to be a stone step leading to the top of the mountain.

The green bamboo umbrella was in full bloom in the bamboo forest. He went up the stairs, listening to the raindrops piercing through the forest and beating the leaves, seeing the lush greenery everywhere, his heart should be more peaceful, but the noise of the world was always faintly heard in the wind.

He quickened his pace, and in front of him was a thatched pavilion with the name Wugou.

Standing in the pavilion, the sound mixed with the wind became clearer.There are the footsteps of pedestrians rushing to avoid the rain, the crying of children, the impatient quarrels of young couples, and even the sound of spatulas touching iron pans when people cook at the foot of the mountain.

All the voices seem to be urging him, it's time for you to go down the mountain.

Si Nian looked up, and the barrier on Heshan was indeed getting thinner and thinner.Before long, not only these voices will come through, but the entire Heshan Mountain will be buried in the fireworks of the world.

He couldn't help looking back, and there was a huge boulder standing next to the mountain spring not far from the back door, on which two large characters were chiseled with an axe - Zhao Ye.

Terino is the name of the Taoist temple.

Heshan, Terunokan, is a place isolated from the world by a huge barrier. For the monsters living in Heshan, it is a cage and a paradise.

The sealing of the barrier has avoided all the troubles in the world, but as an old antique that has never even used a mobile phone, Si Nian can't tell whether they have abandoned the era, or the era has abandoned them.

Xiao Jinlong said that all the monsters in Forty-Nine City thought he was crazy.But according to the wild view, isn't it just a madhouse?Which one of the monsters locked here is not a doomsday madman.

With the advent of the new era, they should naturally embark on a new path.

It's not that Si Nian doesn't want to go down the mountain, it's just...

Just at this moment, the blades of grass in the forest trembled slightly, and a person came out.This man was wearing a suit, with hairspray on his hair, and a hairstyle that caught up with the trend. He smiled before he spoke, not like a monster, but like a shrewd businessman.

"Sure enough it's here." Jin Yu brushed off the water from his clothes and stepped into the pavilion, stood shoulder to shoulder with Si Nian, followed his gaze, and said, "I saw it when I walked over just now, Yuan Zhou and the others Fighting in the back mountain, a large rock collapsed. Now I am nervous to clean up the mess, and I am afraid that you will pass by."

Si Nian declined to comment.

Jin Yu smiled, and said: "I went to Beijing this time and visited several other districts. The west district is a newcomer, and the east district and north district are the same two from the past. Everyone is loyal and nostalgic. Please ask me. In a word, when do you plan to go back?"

Si Nian raised his eyebrows: "The original words?"

"The original words..." Jin Yu rubbed his nose: "Fourth Master asked if you are dead? If you are not dead, you can go back to work. Now you can't be a landlord, you can't enclose the land, you can't collect protection fees, and you can't kill, but The salary is very high, five insurances and one housing fund, and team building.”

What the fuck is this all about?

Si Nian wanted to roll his eyes when he heard that, but somehow he restrained himself.Rubbing between his brows, he asked, "How much have you heard about that?"

Jin Yu shook her head: "There are too few clues. Where can I find them? However, since the hexagram says that the fate is in this month, you don't need to look for it. It will come naturally. Don't worry."

"Do you think I look anxious?"

It looks alike.

Jin Yu cherishes his life, facing the famous butcher, of course he will not speak out what is in his heart.And as a qualified intelligence dealer, he is definitely professional.

"If necessary, I can continue to search, but the time shown in the hexagram is running out." He smiled.

Si Nian is really not in a hurry, if possible, he would rather never find the person mentioned in the hexagram for the rest of his life, because it is a marriage hexagram.

Half a month ago, on the day he was "released after serving his sentence", he received a gift left by the person who imprisoned him here, that is, the master of the Taoist temple, that is, a hexagram for Si Nian before he left .

The hexagram shows that he will meet his true son within a month after the Waking of Insects.

what?What kind of emperor?what?

This is a man, right?

I am also a man, right?

What is this for?Do you cut your sleeves according to the order of heaven?

Wu Huaizi, that wicked fake Taoist priest, was afraid that he wouldn't be able to see clearly, so he even circled the words "True Destined Son" in cinnabar for him, and added a sentence of "A hundred years of good marriage".This made Si Nian go down the mountain properly, even if he wanted to go down the mountain, he had to blow up the damn Taoist temple and mountains together first.

He asked Jin Yu to check the person on the hexagram, naturally to avoid him.

What is marriage?

Marriage is like shit.