don't pull my short legs

A burglar broke into the house.

Zang Shixi first realized this matter. When he went to look for lubricants with great interest on a certain night with a good atmosphere, the box specially used to put lubricants of various flavors was empty.

He turned the box over and over several times in disbelief before he finally settled on this fact:

None left.

"Impossible." Tu You huddled under the quilt with a dazed expression, "Who would steal that kind of thing?"

"Sure..." Then, he blushed and hummed softly, "Sure...you used it too fast..."

Not only did he torment him so much that he could barely get out of bed during the heat/estrus period, and he was not much better at ordinary times.Woke up the next day with back pain.It made him wonder whether Zang Shiyi's physical fitness is too good or the fox clan is just so talented.

Still, he liked it.

As a male monster, Zang Shiyi naturally found this reason very useful, so he didn't think much about it.After all, he is not a monster full of yellow/colored waste, without lubricant, and it is good to chat with Tu Youchun.

The next day, he bought a full box again.

After all, a happy life is still very important.

This matter was exposed in this way, but soon, the thief came out again.

This time, it was Tu You who discovered something was wrong.

A week later, when cleaning up the room, the full box of lubricants ran out.

If you toss at this frequency, let alone get out of bed, you won't even have the strength to move your fingers.It's like being imprisoned/imprisoned [-]/[-], and he's already dead.

Is there really a thief who steals lubricant?

Tu You was very confused, he couldn't really go to the police because of this box of lubricant.What's more, if you call the police, you have to report to the management office. By then, everyone will know that Director Zang's house has lost lubricant.

He still can't afford to lose face.

With a very delicate mood, Tu You first went downstairs to tell the little snake to face him, and told him to be more careful in the past two days, and then bought new lubricants to fill up the box.

Or buy a monitor and install it at home?He thought about this possibility, but then he thought, after security monitoring, even he and Zang Shiyi had to be photographed.If it gets out accidentally, the two of them will become the protagonists of a small movie.

He refused.

Before he could figure out how to deal with this matter, the vixen called and told them to go back and eat mulberries.

Tu You likes to eat mulberries the most, so he quickly forgot about the thief who stole the lubricant.Let Zang Shixi ask for leave and go back with the kids.

The dumplings have been grown for a year, and they are all round and white, and they can already be called people.However, I still haven't given up my habit of being surrounded by people.As soon as Tu You entered the house, he was arched firmly, and he was able to escape by calling out for help from the white rabbit.

I happily ate mulberries and had a good night's sleep.However, when he got up the next day, Tu You found that both the white rabbit spirit and the vixen spirit were not in a good mood.

"You kid!" After breakfast, the vixen complained to Tu You after seeing the kids had gone to play, "Do you think your dad is getting old?"

Tu You was confused: "Dad, what are you talking about?"

"Your dad and I are in the prime of life! We must live a normal life at night!" The vixen's eyes were red with grievance, and he twisted Tu You's face, "Can you stop taking all the lubricants?" Let's go! If you didn't bring it back, you didn't bring it with you, so what's the matter if you take away all the boxes?"

Tu You:? ? ? ! ! !

The thief who stole the lubricant came after me! ! !

Is there any reason?He actually set his sights on their house and stole it!

So he ran aggressively to complain to Zang Shixi.

After listening to Tu You's excited accusation, Zang Shixi pondered for a while, then whispered a few words in his ear.Then I saw Tu You's eyes that suddenly widened.

So none of them mentioned this matter again during the day, until they went to bed at night, went back to their respective houses, and the two of them lay on the bed and stared at the beams.

After a while, there was a rustling sound in the yard.

He rushed out with a flashlight, and the thief who stole the lubricant was caught in the bright beam of light.

The king, who was banned from eating candy during the tooth replacement period, stood there blankly, surrounded by lubricants scattered all over the floor.

"The store manager..." Caught on the spot, he was stunned for a while, and the puffy-cheeked king picked up a lubricant and flattered him, "Do you want to eat it? Strawberry flavor!"

The author has something to say:

King: Who told the store manager to steal my snack bag (;｀O?)o last time!

This is the end of the extra episode, the full text is over.See you again by fate ~ Chirp Mi (o?д?)o!