don't pull my short legs

Tu You wants to lose weight.

Because he was horrified to find that the wedding dress that Grandma Can made for him was tight around the waist.

"How can I gain weight?!" He has maintained a slender and perfect figure since the stereotype period. He gesticulated the clothes on his body for a long time in disbelief, and reluctantly took out the tape measure. Finally, he made sure of one point:

His waist had grown half an inch.

"No?" Zang Shixi watched Tu You walking back and forth in front of the mirror anxiously, and couldn't help laughing, "Why didn't I feel it?"

He touched it every day, but he didn't find it at all.

Tu You rolled his eyes unceremoniously: "Don't you feel that you have touched too much meat?"

Seeing Tu You's appearance for the first time, Zang Shixi felt a little funny: "Then when I come back from get off work, we can go out to exercise together?"

What kind of forest and mountains, just can do something else.

"Look! I knew I was fat!" However, Tu You, who was immersed in the bad news, didn't realize the meaning at all, and his mind was full of the extra half inch, "Don't eat, don't eat! You Eat it yourself!"

After speaking, he jumped off the dining table.Leave the stunned Zang Shiyi there.

"..." Zang Shixi gestured for half an inch, and then gestured for Tu You's waist.

Did he really not figure it out?

No matter what Zang Shixi thinks, Tu You, who is determined to lose weight, is very firm.Anyway, he's a monster, so it's fine if he doesn't eat a few meals.

The first day went very smoothly. Facing a lot of snacks at home, Tu You remained indifferent.I even went to the terrace in a good mood to do yoga for a while, but unfortunately, my waist didn't lose weight at all.

As a result, the next day, Xiao Tengjing came to the door with her sister.

Vine monsters grow fast, and the little girl who had only a few leaves before has now grown into a flowering vine.Seeing Tu You open the door, he happily plucked a small yellow flower and pinned it to Tu You's ear, then pushed his elder brother inarticulately: "Time! Time!"

"Uncle Tu!" Xiao Tengjing quickly raised the plate in his hand, "My mother is learning desserts recently! This is what she made! Give them a taste for you and the king!"

Putting the plate into Tu You's hand, Xiao Teng Jing happily said: "I still have to give it to other monsters. Goodbye, Uncle Tu!"

The two little guys ran away, leaving Tu You holding the plate in a daze.

Fuji Jing's mother's craftsmanship is very good, and the cakes and puffs she made are not inferior to the works of professional pastry chefs.Staring at the exquisite dessert, Tu You recalled the creamy and smooth taste, then swallowed silently.

"My lord!" Before he was completely shaken, he quickly called out to his lord, "Come here for some snacks!"

It's so high in calories, he can't eat it!

A few brats came over upon hearing the sound, and babbled away the desserts.The little panda licked its fingers contentedly: "It's delicious!"

Taking a look at the little panda's round face, round belly and round paws, Tu You felt that his choice was very wise.

How can you shake the cause of weight loss just for a little temptation!

"Aren't you going to eat tonight?" After returning home, he found that Tu You hadn't cooked, so Zang Xiyi could only make instant oatmeal by himself, and took a few packets of beef jerky from Dawang's snack bag. Can you bear it?"

Looking at Zang Shiyi who had cereal in one hand and beef jerky in the other, Tu You rubbed his hands on the sofa: "Stay away from me! Don't shake my will!"

Zang Xiyi raised his eyebrows, and presented the disassembled beef jerky to Tu You: "You really don't want to eat it?"

"Roll!" The spicy and spicy fragrance came out of the bag, and Tu You kicked Zang Shixi, "I really can't wear any more wedding clothes! Go and marry yourself!"

Therefore, Tu You, who was very determined, was not defeated by the temptation the next day.

"I don't think that's okay." Sleeping in a daze at night, he seemed to hear such a sentence.

The third day was the weekend, and he didn’t have to go to work. Zang Shiyi got up early and went to a time-honored store in J City to queue up to buy crispy chicken.As soon as the oil paper was removed, the whole room was filled with a tantalizing fragrance.

The little panda's saliva dripped down, pouring over the king's head and face: "Father! I want to eat!"

"You still don't want to eat?" Zang Shixi removed a chicken leg and stuffed it into the little panda's mouth, then looked at Tu You who was struggling.

The crispy chicken is tender and the soup is tasty.Crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.The little panda gnawed and smacked its lips loudly, making its little face shiny.

"..." No one, big or small, made him feel at ease. Tu You silently picked up the water bottle and sat down in the living room.

"It's delicious! I want more!" The voices of the cubs in the restaurant came one after another, mixed with the happy barks of a few puppies.

No way... Tu You took a big sip of water, and he couldn't give up all his efforts!

Fortunately, there are many youngsters in the family, and those crispy chickens were eaten up in a short time.Tu You breathed a sigh of relief, and could continue his hunger strike.

"Ah yes, you can just take the elevator up." Zang Xixi picked up his phone before he could catch his breath, "I'll open the door for you."

???

Tu You looked at Zang Shishi.

"There is a new dessert shop in the shopping center opposite the bureau, and the cakes are especially delicious." Zang Shixi smiled brightly at him, "Milk tea is also delicious, don't you want to try it?"

It's the other way around!

Tu You almost jumped up to beat someone, but was quickly overwhelmed by the kids who wanted to eat cake.

This is not over yet, after eating the cake and resting for a while, Zang Shixi ordered hot pot again.The aroma of butter and chili wafted all over the room, and even the hair cakes were peeping around the table.

"Come and feed the cake, don't burn it." The caring father Zang Shiyi handed Tu You a pair of chopsticks.

Tu You: "!!!" This is what you want to do! ! !

But it was impossible for him to really let the blind Fa Gao eat hot pot by himself, so he could only hold Fa Gao and sit down at the table holding his breath.

"That's yellow throat, don't boil it for too long, it's crispy and delicious." Zang Xiyi said to the rest of the cubs solemnly, "Put the wide noodles in the pot first, and be careful when eating fried tofu , there is a lot of soup in it, don't get burned."

"It just so happens that you don't want to eat." After asking around, he finally found Tu You next to him. Zang Shixi said happily, "Then you help us order the food!"

Tu You: "..." It was definitely on purpose!

Thinking about that half-inch waist, he gave Zang Xiyi a very backbone look.Pick up the chopsticks and start to eat the hair cake.

All kinds of ingredients are rolled in the butter hot pot, the frozen tofu is trembling and soaked up the soup, and the mutton roll is rolled in the dipping sauce, exuding a strong aroma.After eating, Zang Shixi even went to the refrigerator in a good mood to get eggs, and directly cracked them into the hot pot.

When the egg liquid has solidified to half, take it out with a slotted spoon and put it in an oil dish.The minced garlic and chili oil make the egg yolk taste delicate and hot, and it is served with brown sugar rake, which neutralizes the stimulating feeling very well.

"It's so delicious!" The little panda beamed with joy, "Papa, Papa! Let's have hot pot tomorrow, okay?"

Tu You: Not good...

"Okay." Satisfied with the meal, Zang Shixi took the phone, "What else do you want to eat tonight? How about barbecue?"

"Zang Shishi!" Tu You couldn't bear it any longer, "Why do you let them eat so much!"

"We don't lose weight." Zang Shili was confident, and reached out to touch the round face of the little panda, "What's wrong with eating more?"

Unable to refute, Tu You stared at Zang Xixi several times in anger, and slammed the door behind him when he went back to the room.

"Uncle Zang." The king blinked, "Is this okay?"

Don't make the store manager angry.

"It doesn't matter." Zang Shixi waved his hand, "Go to barbecue at night! I know one that is particularly delicious!"

Listening to the movement outside the door, Tu You gritted his teeth and lay on the bed.The hunger in his belly made him sleepless, and even though the door was closed, the smell of hot pot still penetrated through the crack of the door.

This day can't go on!

When it was a little later, Zang Shixi took the kids out to eat barbecue. Before leaving, he took out the crispy chicken that had been hidden in the refrigerator, heated it in the microwave, and put it on the dining table.

As a result, when the kids with round bellies came back, the crispy chicken didn't move, and it was put there as it was.

Really made up your mind?Zang Shixi frowned, is it okay to go on like this?

He originally wanted to wake up Tu You to eat something, but seeing Tu You sleeping soundly, he couldn't bear it.I can only think silently in my heart that when I wake up tomorrow morning, no matter whether Tu Youle likes it or not, I will force him to eat.

Thinking of this, Zang Shiyi also fell asleep.

"Wake up! Wake up!" After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, a kid suddenly called him.

Waking up in a daze, Zang Shiyi found the king standing next to the bed: "There are thieves!"

Zang Shixi woke up instantly.

He subconsciously looked around and found that the bed next to him was empty.

"On the terrace!" The king bit him anxiously, "Go and see!"

Opening the balcony door with the king, Zang Shixi caught the thief and the stolen goods.

Tu You gave him an aggrieved look, then opened a bag of biscuits and continued pouring them into his mouth.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Seeing clearly the things in Tu YouXi's arms, the king went crazy, "Master, please eat less! Leave me a shag of beef jerky! One is fine...fuck you, don't eat them all!"

Satisfied, he ransacked the king's snack bag, Tu You hiccupped, Shi Shiran walked by the king who was struck by lightning, and threw himself back on the bed.

"Ahhhhhh!" The next day, Tu You's screams echoed in the building, "Three catties! Three catties! Three catties fatter!"

"...Let's do some exercise with me." Zang Shixi pinched Tu You's waist, and sighed pretendingly, "You don't have to move, I'll do it."