don't pull my short legs
Chapter 68
The king soon no longer feels melancholy because he is an ordinary animal.
Because it found that in this family, the protection of animals and animals are not as powerful as the store manager.
"You two don't need to go to the table today." Tu You pointed to the corner, gritted his teeth eeriely, "Stand there for me!"
White Rabbit Jing and Zang Shiyi: "..." So fierce.
"Xiaoyou..." The old father, Bai Tujing, wanted to do the last redemption, "I was..."
"Shut up!" Tu You didn't want to listen to him at all, so he stuffed the porridge bowl into Bai Tujing's hand, "Hurry up!"
White Rabbit Jing could only hold the porridge bowl and Zang Shiyi and squatted in the corner pitifully.
"Can you make less trouble, kid!" He blew on the porridge and glanced at Zang Xixi angrily, "Aren't you uncomfortable if you don't torment me for a day?"
The chief culprit, Zang Xizhi, pretended not to hear, and silently picked up the bowl and drank porridge and pretended to be dead.
"Cough!" After taking a sip, he almost spit it out.
"Hey, it's strange." The vixen who went to the kitchen to find honey rubbed the tips of her ears and stared at the soy sauce bottle in confusion, "Why is there only half of the new soy sauce I bought yesterday?"
Sitting firmly on the seat, Tu You snorted coldly, and wiped the face of the little panda with rice paste all over his face.
The orphanage's adoption application was quickly approved, but after going to the administration to get a good account and buying milk powder and other daily necessities for the children, it was already August.
According to Tu You's thinking, anyway, there are many empty houses in the building, so the white rabbit spirit and the vixen spirit simply took the group and settled down in J City.The dumplings are young, so in case something happens, there will be someone to take care of them.
"No." As a result, the vixen resolutely objected, holding his face and moaning coquettishly, "I'm not used to living in a big city. After I come here, I just stay in the house, and there are no familiar monsters to visit. If it wasn't for Xiaoyou You, I'm not coming."
The pet husband, madman White Rabbit, naturally listens to vixies, and said to Tu You while hugging a litter of little dumplings: "You young monsters like big cities, and we old people like to stay in small places. Besides, Small towns are also safe. You see so many abducted children in big cities, one day you lose one of your dads, don’t you feel so distressed.”
"Bah, bah, bah!" The vixen glared at him, "Why can't you speak at all!"
The White Rabbit stuck out her tongue, and continued to coax the dumplings.
Since they are all so persistent, it is not easy for Tu You to refuse.
After buying enough presents, big and small, to bring to the monsters in the town, the fox spirit and the white rabbit spirit set off home with the dumplings.
Thinking that it would be inconvenient for children on the road to take human transportation, Tu You originally planned to drive and play while driving to send them back.
As a result, two days before the departure, Li Qi called and said that he had a friend who happened to fly to the nearest airport to the town on business, and he was using a private jet specially approved by the authority, so he didn't need to go through security checks.It happened to be able to pick up the vixen and the others.
So Tu You had no choice but to send these two fathers who did not make him worry-free, together with the dumplings to the airport.
"Come back early during the Chinese New Year!" With several dumplings in his hand, the vixen's eyes turned red, "Call for Eleven, and bring them back for you Grandpa Carp and the others to have a look!"
"Dad..." Tu You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said while wiping the vixen's tears, "Zang Shiyi is not a rare object, why did you say it was like an exhibition. I will definitely go back early this year, you Stop crying."
Tuanzi snorted twice, expressing his agreement with his words.
On the other side, White Rabbit Spirit first got bored with Li Qi and stared at each other, and then dragged Zang Shiyi over.
"Don't think that you can do whatever you want when I get home, do you hear me!" He lowered his voice, "If Xiaoyou makes a mistake, I'll take your skin off and sell it to a fur shop!"
Zang Shiyi: "..." This kind of threat has made him immune to the calloused ears this summer.
"Uncle, don't worry." Looking at Tu You, who was wiping the vixen's tears before hugging him and started crying, Zang Shixi nodded, "I will take good care of him."
With his assurance, White Rabbit Spirit's tense face relaxed a bit, then gave Li Qi a vicious look at Li Qi who was watching the play, and then went to find Fox Spirit.
"You're such a monster, you're still crying." As soon as Tu You raised his head from the vixen's shoulder, Li Qi mercilessly laughed at him, "Okay, I'll take your dad and the others in, and you two can leave."
Those who go through that special channel are all commissioners of the management bureau, so it is not good to meet them.
Tu You could only watch helplessly as the vixen and the others left.
After a few seconds, he felt his hands soften.
Zang Shixi stuffed him with a handkerchief.
"Thank you." Tu You said sullenly.
Zang Shixi didn't say anything, and put his hand lightly on his shoulder.
After all, he is not a child, so Tu You will not feel sad after being sad for a while.He raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Why is it so late?"
It was still early in the morning when I came out, and now it was almost time for lunch.
"Let's go back to the city and find a place to eat first." When the little panda came out in the morning, he cried and grabbed his trouser legs to prevent him from leaving. Zang Xiyi had to coax him for a long time before he was able to get out and go out without having breakfast at all.After such a toss, I am really a little hungry.
So they headed downtown.
On the road, Zang Shixi was driving, and Tu Youwo was watching him from the passenger seat, and suddenly said out of nowhere: "My dad and the others are gone, are you happy?"
"Huh?" Zang Shixi didn't understand.
"Just..." Tu You didn't know why he said such a thing, so he could only follow the train of thought just now, "There are no monsters who will add soy sauce to your porridge anymore."
White Rabbit Jing and the others left, Zang Shiyi and him no longer had to pretend to be lovers.
Although this did solve a big problem, Tu You felt strange for some reason.
He couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, he just felt it was very subtle.
"Nonsense." Zang Shixi glanced at Tu You, "Your father is gone, isn't it still you?"
Since he was caught speaking ill last time, he hasn't had a few normal meals at Tu You's house.The dishes in the bowl are either so salty that you can drink up the water tank in one go, or porridge so sweet that your teeth will fall off.
Even the little panda, who loves sweets the most, took a sip of his porridge and ran to the bathroom to spit it out. When he came back, he was wronged and ignored him for a long time, thinking that Zang Xiyi was just bullying him.
Tu You stuck out his tongue.
"The weather is so hot, let's eat lightly." August is the hottest time in J City, even monsters can't bear it, Zang Shiyi looked at Tu You.
Naturally, Tu You had no objection, so they made up their minds and they went to a famous century-old porridge restaurant in J City.
Because of the hot weather, not many people came out, so the number of customers was relatively small.Apart from them, there were only five or six children. Listening to the conversation, it seemed that they came to drink mung bean soup together after the remedial get out of class.
"As expected of the younger brother of the common people, this monster with an ordinary business mind is really incomparable." Drinking the cold white fungus soup, Tu You flipped through Weibo.
Since the day when the little panda appeared in the live broadcast, the number of followers on @日天日地库大王’s account has skyrocketed, and the topic has also continued to rise.But the king was just discouraged that afternoon, and the next day he cheered up and invited the red pandas to do a live broadcast with them.
The silly little panda didn't know what a live broadcast was at all, but only knew that it could eat together, so it happily jumped on the table, and when it was happy, it hugged the fat cake and the king and rubbed it back and forth while calling Dad.
Tu You didn't think there was anything good-looking, but human beings seemed to like to watch this.
"Is this interesting?" After the live broadcast in the morning, a video of a red panda standing up to get formula milk for Fa Gao became popular again. Tu You couldn't figure it out, "What kind of aesthetics are human beings?"
Why is it different from what he imagined?
"Just go and watch the panda live broadcast made by humans." Zang Shixi wiped his mouth, "24 hours of non-stop live broadcast around the world, a group of people can watch a sleeping panda for a long time."
Tu You: "..." What? !
There is such a thing in the world!
Seeing Tu You who was stunned and even forgot to drink the sweet soup, Zang Shixi couldn't help laughing: "Why are you so scared? It's the nature of animals to like cute things. Don't you go around picking up children and bringing them home?"
Tu You was about to suffocate.
Could it be that he was working in the wrong direction from the beginning?
"Human...doesn't human beings like the kind of good-looking and troublesome people in the Cowherd's shop..." So Tu You said weakly, "Why... ..”
Why do I fall in love with stupid things now?
Hearing what he said, Zang Shixi frowned.
"Why do you care about this?" Don't even think about it, this wrong idea must have been instilled in Tu You by Li Qi, but Zang Shiyi was still very curious, "Speaking of which, you didn't want to open that bar to make money, did you?" ?”
After going to a bar once, Zang Shixi felt that Tu You might not be able to make any money back.But judging by his appearance, it seems that he doesn't particularly care about making money.
Not for the money...is it for the fun?Zang Shixi suddenly had alarm bells ringing in his heart.
"Just..." Tu You stirred the sweet soup with a spoon, looked at the spinning white fungus, "I just followed my uncle to the Cowherd's shop once, and I feel that I can do what humans can do. …”
This was said as if he hadn't said it, it was vague.
This made Zang Shixi even more curious.
Staring at Tu You, who suddenly didn't dare to look at him, and just buried his head in drinking sweet soup, looked at him for a long time. Thinking of what he said earlier, Zang Shixi suddenly had a very bold idea.
His heart moved slightly, and he wanted to grab Tu You's hand across the table.
"Ah!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, the child at the table who had made an appointment to drink mung bean soup suddenly burst into screams.
"Help!" The little boy whose shoulder was cut off was stunned for a few seconds before he remembered to call out, "Uncle, help!"
Because it found that in this family, the protection of animals and animals are not as powerful as the store manager.
"You two don't need to go to the table today." Tu You pointed to the corner, gritted his teeth eeriely, "Stand there for me!"
White Rabbit Jing and Zang Shiyi: "..." So fierce.
"Xiaoyou..." The old father, Bai Tujing, wanted to do the last redemption, "I was..."
"Shut up!" Tu You didn't want to listen to him at all, so he stuffed the porridge bowl into Bai Tujing's hand, "Hurry up!"
White Rabbit Jing could only hold the porridge bowl and Zang Shiyi and squatted in the corner pitifully.
"Can you make less trouble, kid!" He blew on the porridge and glanced at Zang Xixi angrily, "Aren't you uncomfortable if you don't torment me for a day?"
The chief culprit, Zang Xizhi, pretended not to hear, and silently picked up the bowl and drank porridge and pretended to be dead.
"Cough!" After taking a sip, he almost spit it out.
"Hey, it's strange." The vixen who went to the kitchen to find honey rubbed the tips of her ears and stared at the soy sauce bottle in confusion, "Why is there only half of the new soy sauce I bought yesterday?"
Sitting firmly on the seat, Tu You snorted coldly, and wiped the face of the little panda with rice paste all over his face.
The orphanage's adoption application was quickly approved, but after going to the administration to get a good account and buying milk powder and other daily necessities for the children, it was already August.
According to Tu You's thinking, anyway, there are many empty houses in the building, so the white rabbit spirit and the vixen spirit simply took the group and settled down in J City.The dumplings are young, so in case something happens, there will be someone to take care of them.
"No." As a result, the vixen resolutely objected, holding his face and moaning coquettishly, "I'm not used to living in a big city. After I come here, I just stay in the house, and there are no familiar monsters to visit. If it wasn't for Xiaoyou You, I'm not coming."
The pet husband, madman White Rabbit, naturally listens to vixies, and said to Tu You while hugging a litter of little dumplings: "You young monsters like big cities, and we old people like to stay in small places. Besides, Small towns are also safe. You see so many abducted children in big cities, one day you lose one of your dads, don’t you feel so distressed.”
"Bah, bah, bah!" The vixen glared at him, "Why can't you speak at all!"
The White Rabbit stuck out her tongue, and continued to coax the dumplings.
Since they are all so persistent, it is not easy for Tu You to refuse.
After buying enough presents, big and small, to bring to the monsters in the town, the fox spirit and the white rabbit spirit set off home with the dumplings.
Thinking that it would be inconvenient for children on the road to take human transportation, Tu You originally planned to drive and play while driving to send them back.
As a result, two days before the departure, Li Qi called and said that he had a friend who happened to fly to the nearest airport to the town on business, and he was using a private jet specially approved by the authority, so he didn't need to go through security checks.It happened to be able to pick up the vixen and the others.
So Tu You had no choice but to send these two fathers who did not make him worry-free, together with the dumplings to the airport.
"Come back early during the Chinese New Year!" With several dumplings in his hand, the vixen's eyes turned red, "Call for Eleven, and bring them back for you Grandpa Carp and the others to have a look!"
"Dad..." Tu You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said while wiping the vixen's tears, "Zang Shiyi is not a rare object, why did you say it was like an exhibition. I will definitely go back early this year, you Stop crying."
Tuanzi snorted twice, expressing his agreement with his words.
On the other side, White Rabbit Spirit first got bored with Li Qi and stared at each other, and then dragged Zang Shiyi over.
"Don't think that you can do whatever you want when I get home, do you hear me!" He lowered his voice, "If Xiaoyou makes a mistake, I'll take your skin off and sell it to a fur shop!"
Zang Shiyi: "..." This kind of threat has made him immune to the calloused ears this summer.
"Uncle, don't worry." Looking at Tu You, who was wiping the vixen's tears before hugging him and started crying, Zang Shixi nodded, "I will take good care of him."
With his assurance, White Rabbit Spirit's tense face relaxed a bit, then gave Li Qi a vicious look at Li Qi who was watching the play, and then went to find Fox Spirit.
"You're such a monster, you're still crying." As soon as Tu You raised his head from the vixen's shoulder, Li Qi mercilessly laughed at him, "Okay, I'll take your dad and the others in, and you two can leave."
Those who go through that special channel are all commissioners of the management bureau, so it is not good to meet them.
Tu You could only watch helplessly as the vixen and the others left.
After a few seconds, he felt his hands soften.
Zang Shixi stuffed him with a handkerchief.
"Thank you." Tu You said sullenly.
Zang Shixi didn't say anything, and put his hand lightly on his shoulder.
After all, he is not a child, so Tu You will not feel sad after being sad for a while.He raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Why is it so late?"
It was still early in the morning when I came out, and now it was almost time for lunch.
"Let's go back to the city and find a place to eat first." When the little panda came out in the morning, he cried and grabbed his trouser legs to prevent him from leaving. Zang Xiyi had to coax him for a long time before he was able to get out and go out without having breakfast at all.After such a toss, I am really a little hungry.
So they headed downtown.
On the road, Zang Shixi was driving, and Tu Youwo was watching him from the passenger seat, and suddenly said out of nowhere: "My dad and the others are gone, are you happy?"
"Huh?" Zang Shixi didn't understand.
"Just..." Tu You didn't know why he said such a thing, so he could only follow the train of thought just now, "There are no monsters who will add soy sauce to your porridge anymore."
White Rabbit Jing and the others left, Zang Shiyi and him no longer had to pretend to be lovers.
Although this did solve a big problem, Tu You felt strange for some reason.
He couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, he just felt it was very subtle.
"Nonsense." Zang Shixi glanced at Tu You, "Your father is gone, isn't it still you?"
Since he was caught speaking ill last time, he hasn't had a few normal meals at Tu You's house.The dishes in the bowl are either so salty that you can drink up the water tank in one go, or porridge so sweet that your teeth will fall off.
Even the little panda, who loves sweets the most, took a sip of his porridge and ran to the bathroom to spit it out. When he came back, he was wronged and ignored him for a long time, thinking that Zang Xiyi was just bullying him.
Tu You stuck out his tongue.
"The weather is so hot, let's eat lightly." August is the hottest time in J City, even monsters can't bear it, Zang Shiyi looked at Tu You.
Naturally, Tu You had no objection, so they made up their minds and they went to a famous century-old porridge restaurant in J City.
Because of the hot weather, not many people came out, so the number of customers was relatively small.Apart from them, there were only five or six children. Listening to the conversation, it seemed that they came to drink mung bean soup together after the remedial get out of class.
"As expected of the younger brother of the common people, this monster with an ordinary business mind is really incomparable." Drinking the cold white fungus soup, Tu You flipped through Weibo.
Since the day when the little panda appeared in the live broadcast, the number of followers on @日天日地库大王’s account has skyrocketed, and the topic has also continued to rise.But the king was just discouraged that afternoon, and the next day he cheered up and invited the red pandas to do a live broadcast with them.
The silly little panda didn't know what a live broadcast was at all, but only knew that it could eat together, so it happily jumped on the table, and when it was happy, it hugged the fat cake and the king and rubbed it back and forth while calling Dad.
Tu You didn't think there was anything good-looking, but human beings seemed to like to watch this.
"Is this interesting?" After the live broadcast in the morning, a video of a red panda standing up to get formula milk for Fa Gao became popular again. Tu You couldn't figure it out, "What kind of aesthetics are human beings?"
Why is it different from what he imagined?
"Just go and watch the panda live broadcast made by humans." Zang Shixi wiped his mouth, "24 hours of non-stop live broadcast around the world, a group of people can watch a sleeping panda for a long time."
Tu You: "..." What? !
There is such a thing in the world!
Seeing Tu You who was stunned and even forgot to drink the sweet soup, Zang Shixi couldn't help laughing: "Why are you so scared? It's the nature of animals to like cute things. Don't you go around picking up children and bringing them home?"
Tu You was about to suffocate.
Could it be that he was working in the wrong direction from the beginning?
"Human...doesn't human beings like the kind of good-looking and troublesome people in the Cowherd's shop..." So Tu You said weakly, "Why... ..”
Why do I fall in love with stupid things now?
Hearing what he said, Zang Shixi frowned.
"Why do you care about this?" Don't even think about it, this wrong idea must have been instilled in Tu You by Li Qi, but Zang Shiyi was still very curious, "Speaking of which, you didn't want to open that bar to make money, did you?" ?”
After going to a bar once, Zang Shixi felt that Tu You might not be able to make any money back.But judging by his appearance, it seems that he doesn't particularly care about making money.
Not for the money...is it for the fun?Zang Shixi suddenly had alarm bells ringing in his heart.
"Just..." Tu You stirred the sweet soup with a spoon, looked at the spinning white fungus, "I just followed my uncle to the Cowherd's shop once, and I feel that I can do what humans can do. …”
This was said as if he hadn't said it, it was vague.
This made Zang Shixi even more curious.
Staring at Tu You, who suddenly didn't dare to look at him, and just buried his head in drinking sweet soup, looked at him for a long time. Thinking of what he said earlier, Zang Shixi suddenly had a very bold idea.
His heart moved slightly, and he wanted to grab Tu You's hand across the table.
"Ah!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, the child at the table who had made an appointment to drink mung bean soup suddenly burst into screams.
"Help!" The little boy whose shoulder was cut off was stunned for a few seconds before he remembered to call out, "Uncle, help!"
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