don't pull my short legs

Tu You was startled: "What did you say?"

Could it be that he sneaked away to eat something while he was not paying attention while cooking, and it broke?

"No, no!" Looking at his expression, the king knew that he was thinking badly, so he desperately waved his little short hand, "Isn't it bursting! Yes... yes..."

Under Tu You's puzzled eyes, the king showed an expression of being robbed of snacks, and said aggrieved and envious: "It's so popular."

Tu You:? ? ? ? ?

The cause of the matter is this.

Because I stayed in the hospital for a week last time, I couldn't start the live broadcast.So after returning from the hospital, in order to consolidate his popularity, Dawang decided to extend the daily live broadcast a little bit.From eating two meals live to eating three meals live.

Anyway, for it, it's just a matter of stuffing its teeth, and it doesn't make any difference.

When Tu You came back with the red panda, Da Wang and Fa Gao were preparing for the extra live broadcast. They were busy packing nuts and pouring formula milk, so they didn't notice the red panda on the sofa watching them make snacks.

Little Panda: Hungry QAQ.

However, it also vaguely knew that the king and the others seemed to be busy with important things, so he sat on the sofa obediently, staring at the king and the others as they ate.

His eyes were too hot, and the king naturally noticed the little panda whose saliva was almost drenching the sofa, so he covered his mouth with his paw while gnawing nuts, and said vaguely, "I'll eat it for you later!"

During the live broadcast, it always switches to mute, because it is afraid that one day it will suddenly spit out people's words when it is excited.So the humans in the live broadcast room didn't hear it speak.

Hearing what it said, the little panda continued to stay where it was.But after all, he was still a child. After a while, before Tu You's rice paste was served, or the king brought him some snacks, the hungry little panda began to cry.

Your Majesty: "..." The child is so difficult.

But seeing that the time for the live broadcast was approaching, it was too shameful for the little panda to cry like this.It jumped up from the table, and wanted to jump down to find something to eat for the little panda.

It doesn't matter if you jump, because the table was too clean when you rolled your teeth last time. This time, the king slipped and flew out diagonally.

Human audience: (⊙x⊙;)!

Invisible Hair Cake: "What?"

Originally thought that this time it would definitely fall to the ground and fall half dead, the king was ready for another two teeth to be knocked out, and in the next second, his body warmed up.

Human audience: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! !

After staying in the circus for so long, although the little panda made no progress in backflips and hanging ropes, his reaction was fast.Seeing that the king fell headfirst to the ground, it flew over and grabbed him in one bite, and slid it onto the table.

The big king who was held in his mouth, only showing half of his chubby buttocks: "!!!"

spit it out! ! !

Fa Gao was taken aback by the little panda that suddenly jumped onto the table, but he couldn't speak, so he could only bleat and push the other with his claws.

And the human audience in the live broadcast room was almost scared to death.

"Housing management! Housing management!" The bullet screen suddenly became full, "Contact the anchor quickly! Something happened!"

The house manager also looked confused, he was just sent by the common people out of love for his younger brother to help the king manage the live broadcast, and he could see the king every day during the live broadcast.There is no contact information in private, where can I contact you?

The little panda didn't know the worries of human beings. It stared curiously at the colorful screen for a while, and felt that there was nothing interesting. In addition, the king kept moving in his mouth, so he opened his mouth and spit out the king.

The king with drool all over his face: "..."

The little panda stretched out its paws to touch the wet king, and seeing the sad look on his face with his eyes closed tightly, he realized that he seemed to have done something bad with good intentions, so he pursed his mouth in frustration, and then directly picked up the king.

The human audience who finally breathed a sigh of relief started a new round of bombing: "Where is the anchor! Come out and take care of it!"

The dying anchor lying in the hands of the little panda: I can't control it, I can't control it.jpg

Thinking that they would see the tragic scene of the king being eaten alive, many fans have already started to complain to the platform.The scene suddenly became chaotic, and many people @ Cang Sheng and Hu Chen on Weibo, and the Weibo of the support club also exploded.

The little panda didn't know anything about the bloody storm it had caused. Sitting on the table, it grabbed the king into the air with one hand, and pulled the big fluffy tail behind it with the other hand.

Human audience: "???"

"Are you all right?" Holding its fluffy and dry tail, the little panda put the king in, rubbed/rubbed it up and down for a long time with a serious face, and stopped when it felt almost done.Wu Liuliu's eyes flickered and looked at the dazed king.

Human audience, the king: dumbfounded.jpg

"I want to eat too!" The little panda, who didn't understand the situation at all, saw that the king was fine, so he put it down, and then stretched out his short hand and pointed at the nut bowl that the king hadn't finished eating.

Then, seeing that the king who had already petrified in place had no objection, the little panda took it by himself without any hesitation.Feeling a little dry, she turned her head and asked Fa Gao: "Can I drink your milk?"

Although he didn't know what happened, Fa Gao pushed the formula milk over to him.

The human beings who were stunned in the live broadcast room reacted for a while before they realized that this big cat with a fluffy tail was not here to eat the king.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" After two or three seconds, the bullet screen quickly spread into a thick layer, "You actually wiped off your own tail after picking up the king! How could there be such cuteness in the world?" big cat!"

"It's not a big cat, it's obviously a red panda, okay!" A fan smashed a rocket, "You are born with cute skills!"

The illiterate red panda had no idea what the humans were talking about. It ate up Dawang's nut bowl and drank all of Fatao's milk.Then he touched his swollen belly and stared blankly at the camera in a daze.

"Come closer!" Enthusiastic fans offered rewards one after another, "I want to see the big tail!"

The king who has been almost forgotten by his fans: "..."

"Could it be because it's a red panda?!" Da Wang cried while lying on Tu You's shoulder, "Our hamster is obviously very cute, too!"

Human beings are so fickle, they kept saying they loved it ten minutes ago!

Tu You: "..."

He took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.The video of the little panda wiping the king's face with its tail has gone crazy.

"Cang Ye!" He gritted his teeth, "You also know that he is a little panda!"

Can the national protected animals be photographed casually? !

But now I can't stop it even if I want to. On Weibo, the popularity of #小猫大王# is rising steadily, and there is no room for him to intervene.

"It's over." Tu You said to Zang Shixi who heard the king's cry and came over, "Now I have to report to the Forestry Bureau again."

Maybe it will be caught by someone with a heart, and the whole network will be hacked.

Raising national protected animals in violation of regulations, this black spot cannot be cleaned at all.

Zang Shiyi: "..." Human beings have a very strong awareness of animal protection.

After such a incident, Tu You was not in the mood to feed the little panda rice paste. He stared at the door of his house, waiting for the forest police to come again at any time.

Having cried enough, the king hiccupped and ate all the napkins that Zang Shiyi handed over, and stretched out his paws to wipe away his tears: "Store manager, don't wait, the Forestry Bureau won't come. "

Tu You: "Huh?"

The last time he was driving a red panda, he was spotted by sharp-eyed humans. This time, it was exposed on the entire Internet. Could it be that no one noticed?

Da Wang, who was ruthlessly abandoned by fans, took two deep breaths, tried to calm down for a while, and then buried his face in Fa Gao's arms and said sullenly: "You go to my Weibo."

It's the account of @日天日地库大王.

Not understanding what the king meant, Tu You clicked on Weibo.

In Dawang’s account, at the top is a photo of the original “Domestication and Breeding Permit for Wild Animals under Huaguo Key Protection” approved and stamped by the Forestry Bureau of J City. legal.

Tu You was shocked: "When did you toss this kind of thing!"

The king pursed his lips aggrievedly: "It's been done a long time ago... My brother said that if you encounter some monsters transformed from protected animals in the future, you will be in trouble if you can't tell."

Only when facing matters related to Hu Chen, Cang Sheng was confused. For the rest of the time, he had already thought out all kinds of possible situations for the king early in the morning.

Tu You: "..." It really is my brother.

If so, it's fine.He even clicked on Weibo and re-watched the video of the king being held firmly by the little panda and wiping his face with his tail seriously. I have to say, it is indeed quite cute.

No wonder humans love red pandas so much.

"Okay, let's come over for dinner." After a false alarm, nothing major happened, and Tu You's mood improved again.

Hearing eating, the little panda stopped being in a daze, and ran over happily wagging its tail.

The king glanced at it depressedly, ignored the snacks that Tu You handed to it, and moved back to the living room with heavy steps.

Seeing the king drooping his head and walking away silently, Tu You was taken aback and hurriedly followed.

"Non-protected animals have no status." The young master Cang Ye finally realized the cruelty of society today, and sat down next to Zang Shiyi, giving him a quiet look, "It must have been difficult for you these years."

Zang Shiyi: "..." Actually, it's okay, after all, Tibetan foxes are still rarer than hamsters.

"You must reincarnate well in your next life, and it's best to be a giant panda." The king held his chest and said sadly, "You don't have to do anything every day, and you can eat, drink, sleep and sleep every day, and you will be loved by many people."

Zang Shixi: "..." It seems to be true.

But when you think about it carefully, this kind of value is too negative.

"What's so great about the national protection of animals." Not knowing that Tu You was behind him, he patted the king's head, "Your store manager also protects animals, right? Didn't he still wet the bed when he was a child and pissed off his dad!"