don't pull my short legs

"I don't wear it!"

Tu You pinched the short skirt with two fingers, looked at the silicone fake breast tremblingly, and squeezed out a sentence: "I'd rather go back naked!"

Anyway, there is still the last piece of underwear on his body to hide his shame. As a male monster, he would rather die than surrender.

The big deal is to be educated by the police uncle.

Seeing him sitting there angrily and puffing his cheeks, Zang Shixi couldn't help but feel a little funny: "You wait here for a while, I'll go and buy you a set of clothes, okay?"

The bar is opened on the commercial street, and there are a lot of fast-moving brands around the corner.Li Qi has no time and can't wait, but Tu You can wait.

Tu You was still sulking at the fake breasts: "...Huh?"

He actually forgot this trick.

It's all the fault of that bastard Li Qi!No matter how you think about it, it's Li Qi's fault!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Tu You unceremoniously kicked the silicone fake breasts.

The meat ball bounced and rolled away.

"I'm going now." Zang Shiyi's eyes rolled around with the fake breasts, and quickly retracted, "Then I will close the door."

It's really hard to tell if a customer comes in when you wear it like this.

Tu You nodded dejectedly, propped himself on the bar and jumped up to sit, his legs dangling: "Hurry up and come back."

Zang Shixi blinked, looked at his waist, and responded.

After closing the door and walking down the stairs, Zang Shiyi suddenly thought of the scar on Tu You's abdomen that had not completely faded.

Different from his tattooed chest, Tu You was white from head to toe. Although the color of the scar was light, it was still more conspicuous against the fair skin.

Zang Shixi couldn't help stretching out his hand to cover the wound on his abdomen that hadn't existed for a long time.

When the hyena's claws came in, his eyes were black with pain, and he almost bit off his tongue.Mouth full of blood.

But getting injured is a common occurrence for him. It's very common for him to get used to the monsters in the six places who don't have any bumps on their bodies.Tu You, on the other hand, didn't know how to bear it.

Thinking of this, Zang Xiyi's cold expression softened a little.

All these years, he has been the only one who has been protecting others, and this is the first time he has been protected by others.

No matter what, he accepts the love.

If something happens to Tu You in the future... Zang Shixi thought silently, as long as he doesn't touch the bottom line, he will help as much as he can.

Of course, as soon as he stepped out of the building, he quickly became expressionless.You can't sell yourself.

Even if you kill him, you won't sell yourself.

Tu You, who was waiting for the clothes to save his life in the bar, naturally didn't know what Zang Shixi was thinking. If he knew, he would definitely hug him and cry, "I don't want your life, you better sell yourself."

He is such a good monster who pays attention to practicality.

Although it is midsummer, the air-conditioned bar is still quite cold.She wore only a pair of shorts all over her body, and after a while Tu You was shivering from the cold.

The bar is equipped with central air conditioning, and the control panel is in his office.If you want to increase the temperature, you have to go to the office first.

After waiting for a long time, Zang Shixi still didn't come back, and Tu You couldn't wait any longer.

No one would come up anyway, he pushed open the door, took a look in the corridor, and quickly slipped to the office.

When he got to the office, he didn't forget to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to see if there were any clothes he could wear, but unfortunately, since he was robbed by the king, he had nothing here except the most basic office equipment.

Tu You could only grab a cushion, hold it in his hand and prepare to go back to the bar.

"Boom."

There was a noise from the bar.

???

Tu You raised his head vigilantly.

It sounded like the wine bottle had been knocked over, could it be that Zang Shixi had come back?

He raised his voice slightly: "Zang Shishi?"

"Boom."

Another bottle was knocked over.

Obviously, this would not be something that Zang Shixi could do.

Breaking into a room to grab a drink?Drunk coming?The little bastard messed up the scene?

Several possibilities popped up in Tu You's mind instantly.

He threw the cushion back softly, rummaged in the drawer, and found an unsharp knife.

Relying on the physique of a monster, an unsharp knife in his hand is enough to overwhelm a dozen humans.There is also a sharpened knife in his drawer, which is specially reserved to deal with monsters who come to make trouble.

With a knife in his hand, Tu You slightly bent his knees and gently touched towards the bar.

He looks a little weird now, like he stripped off his mental illness and went to the street to hack people with a knife to retaliate against society.

"Boom blah blah."

As soon as he took a few steps, several bottles fell down.

Bitch!The fire in Tu You's heart came to the ground, it was the wine that he put on the bottle by himself!

This time, he didn't care whether he would be heard by the other party or not, and rushed into the bar with a knife in his hand.

What came into view were several wine bottles lying on the ground, all of which were empty without exception.

Looks like a veteran alcoholic.

However, Tu You took a knife and looked around angrily. Except for a few wine bottles, it was the clothes and fake breasts that Li Qi dropped.

There was no one at all.

Is it still haunted?

The bar naturally has a bar atmosphere, and the lighting is very dim.When it was full of people, I didn't feel much, but now there is only Tu You, and the shadows of the tables and chairs cast irregularly on the floor, which is inexplicably a little gloomy.

Tu You felt a little cold.

"Who's patronizing, come out and show yourself?" As a monster in the new century, he refused to bow to the feudal superstition forces, "We have a soft opening today, and drinks are [-]% off!"

"belch!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud belch from behind the bar.

"Your Majesty?" This was Tu You's first reaction.Didn't he take Dawang and Fagao to Zang Shiyi's house before going out?

When did you sneak out?

Before he could figure it out, a wine bottle wobbled out from behind the bar.

"Why is it you!" Tu You was startled when he saw clearly the little guy holding the wine bottle.

It wasn't the king who drank three or four bottles of wine in one go, but he was indeed a brat he had seen.

"Good, delicious." The little otter, who tripped him into the pool yesterday, tried his best to hold the wine bottle, gurgled and drank the bottle cleanly, "One more bottle!"

After drinking too much wine, the little otter's face was flushed and he staggered when he walked.

"Don't drink it!" Tu You snatched the bottle, "How did you get out!"

The orphanage was at least an hour's drive away from the bar, and the management was so strict that he couldn't figure out how a cub would touch it.

Seeing that the wine bottle was taken away, the little otter was unhappy: "Drink! Drink more!"

As it spoke, it stretched out its fleshy little paws at Tuo You.

"You can't drink!" Tu You kicked the bottle away, bent down and picked up the little otter, "You came out by yourself?"

The little otter tilted his head, thought for a while, and drooled: "Myself...uh...Huahua!"

Its small, bewildered eyes suddenly lit up: "I came out with Huahua!"

"Huahua? Where are you, Huahua?" Put on the bar by Tu You, the little otter struggled to get up, and chased his tail in a big circle, "Huahua, come out quickly! I'm obedient! I'll learn to recognize it with you Words! Don't leave me behind!"

In the last few sentences, the little otter started to cry, and he was half sober from the wine, his legs and feet became visibly quicker.

After turning around, it realized that it had lost Huahua.

"You two together?" Tu You subconsciously wanted to pull out his mobile phone to call the police.

Isn't the orphanage's security measures well done?How could two cubs run out suddenly?

When Li Qi grabbed his clothes just now, he took out all the things in his pockets. Lollipops and other small snacks were piled up in a mess. Tu You searched for a long time before finding his mobile phone at the bottom.

However, when he turned around, he found that the little otter on the bar was gone.

The door of the bar was opened a thin crack, just enough for the little otter to squeeze out.

"This unlucky boy!" Tu You slapped his legs, just about to chase him out, and then he was shocked.

He almost forgot that he only had a pair of underwear left on his body.

Zang Shixi was pestered by the clerk to have a baby!He hesitated angrily for two or three seconds, and immediately grabbed the jacket and skirt that Li Qi had left behind.

He kicked the silicone boobs aside.

"Don't run!" Putting on his clothes in a hurry, Tu You didn't forget to grab the long black wig when he chased him out, "Come back here!"

When Tu You chased him out, Zang Shixi had finished swiping his card at the counter.

He didn't have the habit of shopping for clothes, and basically only wore uniforms issued by the administration. The only time he was taken out to buy clothes was when he met Tuanzi last time.This time he came out to buy by himself, he was not used to it.

"1.7 meters eight, quite thin." So he told the shopping guide sternly, watched the shopping guide take him to the women's clothing, and added nervously, "Boy."

The shopping guide was very knowledgeable and interesting, and immediately took him to the men's clothing section, and quickly showed him new styles one after another.

"Your boyfriend has such a good figure, these suits are fine." The shopping guide showed him the clothes in his hand.

Zang Shixi felt embarrassed for a moment: "He's not..."

The shopping guide narrowed his eyes, gave him a "I understand" look, and stopped talking about his boyfriend.It's just that when recommending clothes later, I will add a sentence: "There are also your sizes."

Zang Xi was silent.

Zang Shiyi was very satisfied with the recommended sets of clothes. He imagined how he would look on Tu You, and they all felt good, so he wanted them all.

Anyway, it wasn't his card that was swiped.

Carrying several paper bags, within 3 minutes of leaving the store, Zang Xiyi saw a little otter thumping through the crowd, and with its dexterous figure, he managed to sprint far away.

He was wondering whose family this child was, when he raised his eyes, he saw Tu You who was chasing after him with bare feet.

"..." He was stunned.

Li Qi and Tu You are similar in figure, and the lace shirt and skirt that are left over still fit well.In addition, Tu You's appearance is slender and handsome, and after putting on a long black wig, he can't tell that he is a boy at a glance.

It is the empty chest, completely different from the charming woman Li Qi created, more like a pure and flat-chested girl.

"What are you looking at!" Seeing Zang Shiyi staring at him like an idiot, the flat-chested girl Tu You was furious, "Catch that child back!"

Only then did Zang Shixi come to his senses, threw the paper bag away, turned around and chased the fleeing little otter with Tu You.

On one side they were busy chasing the brat, on the other side, the little snake who just got paid to go shopping blinked.

"Brother!" The gossip wanted to be shared with the closest people immediately, he decisively took out his phone, "You will never imagine what I saw!"

"Wait a minute, I'll look for it for you." In the guard room, the big snake said to the white rabbit who came downstairs to borrow tools, "We have the hammer here, but we don't know where to put it."

White Rabbit Jing nodded: "Don't worry, just look for it slowly."

The vixen thought that the nest he made for the dumplings was not soft enough, so he thought about making a new one, but he couldn't find any tools at home, so he sent the white rabbit to the guard room to borrow it.

While looking for the hammer, Orochi turned on the phone for hands-free: "What can you see when you go out for a stroll?"

"The Tibetan fox upstairs has a girlfriend!" Xiao Snake excitedly raised his head and looked at the backs of Tu You and the others, "It looks so pure!"

White Rabbit Essence:? ? ? ? ?

"Oh, that's right!" Little Snake stood on tiptoe, "They seem to have a baby! It's an otter! It's chasing the baby now!"

"What nonsense are you talking about..." Big snake couldn't laugh or cry, Tibetan fox can give birth to otters?

After rummaging in the toolbox for a long time, he found the hammer and got up quickly: "Mr. Tu..."

"Huh?" Big Snake wondered, staring at the empty window, "Don't want the hammer anymore?"

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White Rabbit Spirit: Why not? !Labor and capital hammered his head off!