don't pull my short legs

"What to see, what to see, did you know me on the first day?!"

After being dismantled as a tycoon in women's clothing, he had a fight with the man and scratched the opponent's face. Li Qixiong, who had won a big victory, walked into the bar with high-heeled shoes and swayed, and picked a man at random Sit down.

Then he slammed his chest on the bar counter viciously.

The chest dutifully jumped twice.

Tu You and Zang Shishi: "..."

It was just too substantial.

"Fake!" Tu You was frowning and looking at the scenery on Li Qi's chest, when the other party put his hand into the neckline without any particularity, and then pulled out the silicone fake breast with vigor and vitality, "You want to like it?" A certain treasure has three hundred pairs!"

"..." The extremely elastic false breasts trembled in front of his eyes, and Tu You's eyes were almost blind, "Why are you dressed like this!"

Li Qi raised his eyebrows, stretched out his white and delicate hands to fumble around in the bag, found out a box of Soft Seven Stars, took out one, took out a lighter and clicked it with a "snap": "What are you talking about?"

He squinted his long and narrow eyes, his delicate features were hazy in the curling smoke, and a few strands of hair hung down the side of his face, making his palm-sized face even smaller.Coupled with the straight long legs and the graceful waist, any human being with normal aesthetics will praise it as beautiful.

"If my dad finds out, he will definitely beat you!" Tu You gritted his teeth, "Didn't you promise him not...not to do bad things?!"

The vixen has always wanted Li Qi to find a partner to settle down, but the other party is born to live among thousands of flowers, and the man he has teased since childhood can circle the world.It was later that the White Rabbit Jing gave Gongji a good beating in the name of disciplining the younger brother of the Fox Jing, which made Li Qi calm down a bit.

Finally, I no longer encourage vixen to look for a second spring.

"Xiao You." Li Qi spit out a few smoke rings, opened and closed his red lips, and said in a lazy tone, "Please, I'm a fox! If a vixen doesn't seduce humans, is he still called a vixen?"

Zang Shixi gave him a hard look.

"Of course, you may not have much talent." Facing the death stares from his subordinates, Li Qi was unmoved, nodded calmly, and looked at Tu You again, "Is this the bar you want to open?"

Tu You uttered a dying moan.

He didn't want the elders to intervene in this matter, because the white rabbit spirit and the vixen spirit were relatively conservative, and they would definitely beat him to death after discovering the bar's style of painting.Secondly... Li Qi was too open, he couldn't bear it.

"You can't do it here." Sure enough, Li Qi clicked his tongue, turning his critical eyes back and forth on Tu You and Zang Shiyi, "Look at what you two look like in your clothes, and look at that expression, you two are so vivid. Debt collectors, who would dare to come to the door?"

Tu You tried to protest: "Uncle... isn't our place strictly controlled!"

He would like to have a bigger scale, but he is also afraid of being caught and skinned by the management bureau.

"He's not small, but he's quite timid." Li Qi touched his flat chest a few times, then looked at the fake breasts that were put aside, showing a regretful expression, "You don't engage in illegal transactions, dress cooler what's the matter?"

"I don't do it..." Tu You whispered, "You do..."

"Hey big nephew!" Li Qi didn't want to listen to these words, he puffed up his chest, "I'm sacrificing my small self to fulfill my big self! For peace..."

In the middle of the sentence, Li Qi realized that he seemed to have accidentally slipped his mouth, and said, "In short, it has nothing to do with illegal transactions!"

"Are you going to tell me?" Tu You keenly heard something wrong in his uncle's words, "If you don't say it, I'll tell my dad when I get home. Not only are you seducing innocent humans, but you're also wearing women's clothing!"

Even buy D cup big breasts!

"You unlucky child!" Li Qi's eyes immediately stood up, "I hurt you for nothing, didn't I!"

"I want to know too." Zang Xiyi, who was watching the battle, added coldly.

Zang Shiyi didn't believe Li Qi's nonsense about going out to seduce humans at all. Sometimes the pearls and jades were far ahead, and the remaining humans and monsters were probably worse than dust in Li Qi's eyes.

With Li Qi's courage, he would not do anything out of the ordinary under Shi Yuan's nose.The only possibility is that this move was acquiesced by Shi Yuan.

"..." Being pinched from two sides, Li Qi was so angry that he pinched his silicone fake breasts, "Help! Just help!"

Tu You narrowed his eyes: "What's the matter?"

"I have a friend in the orphanage." Li Qi rolled his eyes at him angrily, "Recently they did a return visit to the adoptive families, and several families couldn't be contacted. I've been in the guy's company. I'll have to sacrifice my time to infiltrate the enemy and see what's going on!"

Tu You was stunned: "Why did you go? Isn't this something that the administration should take care of?"

"That person has begged on me, can I still refuse?" Li Qi glanced at him with rolling eyes, "I don't want the child to be tied to a wolf..."

Tu You understood this sentence: "When you hook up on this side, you will get it on the other side, right?"

"Go, go!" Dissatisfied with his words, Li Qi stretched out his hand and poked his forehead, "This is a serious pursuit!"

Tu You was taken aback for a moment, and it took a while to understand what uncle was talking about.

"My God..." He muttered to himself, "Didn't I have hallucinations from being too tired these two days..."

Will Li Qi, who is merciful and promiscuous everywhere, have a day of peace?

"Okay! Don't think about it!" Seeing his stunned look, Li Qi chuckled, "I will catch up with him someday, and bring it back for you to see."

Zang Xiyi bowed his head and curled his lips, expressing his disdain for his boss's behavior of only talking big.

"Eh?" Li Qi smiled, and Tu You realized, "Then just now..."

He dismantled Li Qi's platform in front of that human being, didn't all of it be exposed?

"It's okay." Li Qi waved his hand, "I have found out all the information that should be inquired about. I originally planned to dump that guy when I made an appointment today. I prepared a cuckold script before, so it's useless for you two to make such a fuss." .”

Tu You: "..."

He didn't know which was more harmful to that man, the big guy in women's clothing or the cuckold.

After drinking two glasses of wine and chatting with each other, Tu You suddenly remembered the matter of adopting Tuanzi: "Uncle, my dad and the others want to adopt a few children from the orphanage recently. I can't find some materials. Can your friend help me out?"

It's not that he wants to be lazy, but that those few pieces of paper really can't be found.According to Tu You's conservative estimate, the possibility of being eaten by the king is relatively high.

"Adopt/adopt a child?" This time Li Qi was in a daze, "Don't you have you in your family?"

"They will go back to their hometown after a while, and I won't go back. There are a few children in the house and it will be more lively." Tu You shrugged.

"Then... okay." Li Qi subconsciously looked at Zang Shiyi, and nodded after getting a positive look.

Tu You heaved a sigh of relief after the big deal was done, and wanted to catch up with the uncle whom he had finally met to chat a little more and inquire about the future aunt, when Li Qi took out his cell phone.

"Ah, it's okay, it's all over." Li Qi stood up subconsciously when he answered the phone, "Where am I? There's a new bar on the commercial street...you're right here?!"

"What's wrong?" Seeing Li Qi's expression of fear suddenly, Tu You asked.

Not caring about answering him, Li Qi hung up the phone and threw the phone on the bar, then kicked the pair of fake breasts directly under the bar.After pulling off the wig three times, he kicked off the high heels in a panic, turned around anxiously with his bare feet, and then grabbed Tu You's hand: "Do you have any extra clothes?"

Tu You shook his head.

"It's over, it's over..." Li Qi was so frightened that his lips turned white, and after muttering a few words, he suddenly had an idea.

Tu You felt a chill down his back.

"Eldest nephew! I don't love you for nothing! Help me this time!" He was about to refuse aloud, but Li Qi had already pounced on him, "This is a life-saving matter!"

......

Three minutes later, Li Qi, who was neatly dressed, straightened his hair and neckline, and rushed downstairs without looking back: "Next time I will bring friends to visit! See you, nephew, when we are free!"

Tu You was trembling with anger: "Get out! You don't have to come back! It's best to disappear from my eyes for the rest of your life!"

Zang Shixi, who had witnessed the whole process of Li Qi's robbery, looked at Tu You who had been stripped down to a pair of pure cotton underwear, and then at Li Qi's short skirt, high heels, silicone fake breasts, and spread his hands innocently.

The author has something to say:

Tu You: I will not wear women's clothing in this life, I will not wear it when I run naked, and I will not wear fake breasts... Li Qi, I hate you!