Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

One person and one cat chatted through the language barrier. After a cup of tea, the little beauty put him down.

Su Baili crawled out of his pocket, only to find himself in a dilapidated woodshed, which was crowded and dark, with dusty dry firewood piled everywhere.

Ants gathered everywhere in the corner, and there was a hornet's nest the size of a football hanging outside the eaves, and the dense and piercing buzzing was endless.

And the only empty space in this firewood room, the only clean place, is a wooden bed under the window.

Su Baili was a little dizzy, "Meow meow??" The little beauty actually lives here?sky!What kind of human suffering is this?

He has a slight obsession with cleanliness, and when he saw this woodshed where he could not stay, his hair exploded instantly. The palm-sized cat immediately gained weight, like an inflated balloon.

The little beauty smiled, happily hugged it into her arms and ruaed it.

After eating the pears, the cat was stuffed in a rag nest.

"You're going to sleep here tonight."

"Meow∽" No, no death, I don't want to live with ants.

Su Baili looked around, the only place he could see in the woodshed was the little beauty's bed.

After locking on to the target, the kitten quickly escaped from the rag nest and climbed onto his bed with a whoosh.

"Meow∽" I will sleep here tonight.

The little beauty pinched the back of his neck and threw him under the bed, Su Baili desperately grabbed his sleeve.

One person and one cat confronted each other for a long time, but the little beauty compromised: "It's fine to sleep on my bed, but you absolutely can't shit or pee on my bed."

"Meow meow?" Are you insulting a person, or a cat?Who the fuck would shit and pee on the bed.

The snow-white cat's fur exploded again, and he silently stretched out his claws, the tips of which were shiny, ready to slap the little beauty viciously.

But the little beauty took the snow dumpling into her arms quickly, rubbed it, and said in a low voice, "Good night, cat!"

Su Baili was wrapped in his arms, struggling for a while, seeing that he couldn't get away from behind, he simply found a comfortable position and fell asleep.

***

When Su Baili opened his eyes again, it was already dawn, and there was no one around, and the little beauty went out at some point.

Su Baili sat up and stretched. When he was about to wipe his eyes, he realized that he had turned into a human.

He calculated the time, and estimated that the ooc's beast curse time would be about five hours, which is ten hours in modern times.

That is to say, he can have two bodies and two lives by himself, which is not too bad.

Su Baili relaxed his heart, got up and left the little beauty's firewood room, and went to his Liyun Palace.

He still hasn't forgotten what he promised Yin Wushang yesterday, what he said yesterday, he asked the little apprentice to come to worship the teacher in the morning.

When Su Baili arrived, the little apprentice was already waiting for him in the hall.

Yesterday, through the screen, I didn't see what the little apprentice looked like, but seeing it with my own eyes now, Su Baili smiled gratifiedly.

His apprentice looks pretty good, on par with the little beauty I met last night, each with its own merits.

……

After kowtowing and offering tea according to the usual practice, Yin Wushang called Su Baili his master generously and respectfully.

After paying homage to the teacher, Su Baili was going to give him morning lessons again.

"Shang'er, there are hundreds of types of weapons, such as swords, spears, swords and halberds, what do you want to choose..."

"Sword." Yin Wushang replied without hesitation.

"The sword is the most lethal, but it is also the most difficult to enter the Tao, Shang'er..." Su Baili thought for a while, the sword master slaughtered, and entered the Tao with the sword, the murderous aura is too heavy, and Yin Wushang has the root of the devil. , if you use a sword, it is easier to fall into the devil.

He hesitated and said, "Shang'er, as a teacher, I hope you can play the piano."

Concentrate first and then play the qin, of all the weapons in the world, the qin is the most self-cultivating, and it is also the most suitable for Yin Wushang.

Yin Wushang was very obedient and did not disobey him. After pausing for a moment on Su Baili's sword, he nodded and smiled and said, "Then as the master said, the disciple chooses the piano."

Su Baili stroked his soft hair, and said comfortingly, "Shang'er is so good."

***

After the morning class, it was already time for dinner. Su Baili accompanied him for lunch and taught him some basic exercises. When it was getting dark, they were ready to go their separate ways.

Before leaving, Su Baili turned to him again and said, "Shang'er, you are new here, if there is anything you don't feel comfortable with, you must tell your teacher. Since you have joined the teacher's school, then the teacher is your closest relative." people."

As soon as Su Baili finished speaking, there was a crazy sound in his head [Warning warning: Immortal Leng Leng cannot exceed 25 words in one sentence!The indifferent fairy can't exceed 25 words in one sentence!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

The buttocks began to itch, and Su Baili knew that the tail must have grown back.

Twice!It's fine if you can't swear, and you can't exceed 25 words in a sentence, which is simply torture for a chatty person like him.

Fortunately, the robe he was wearing was long, wide and loose enough to perfectly cover his tail, otherwise he would be embarrassing in front of his disciples.

Su Baili pretended to be calm and tugged at his hem, with a calm face.

Yin Wushang on the opposite side froze for a moment, met Su Baili's clear eyes, and said softly: "I understand, thank you, Master."

"Well, it's getting late, Shang'er, go back early." Su Baili patted his shoulder, turned around and left quickly.

Yin Wushang didn't move, he stood on the spot and watched Su Baili go away, with a strange smile on his lips.

He said to himself: "Is the Qingwu Xianjun in my writing actually like this? It's really interesting."

"Shang Zai Zai, what should I do? Daddy is suddenly reluctant to return Master to you."

***

Yin Wushang stood where he was and laughed softly.

To be precise, his name is not Yin Wushang, but Jiang Xiaonian.

No!To be more precise, he is Jiang Xiaonian with a modern soul.

He is a person who traveled from modern times and is the author who created this book.

Three days ago, after being cursed by the reader named Hei Fengli, he traveled over time and became the protagonist of this book, Jiang Xiaonian.

He is the man!A bit rebellious, a good protagonist is wrong, but I want to try the life of a villain, and I want to try the rumored taste of blackening and becoming a demon.

So the moment he met the villain Yin Wushang in the mountain gate, he was ready to tamper with the plot.

The characters in his works, he knows best, Yin Wushang had a miserable life when he was young, and he often couldn't eat enough, so he easily changed his name with Yin Wushang with a steamed bun.

He became Yin Wushang, and Yin Wushang became Jiang Xiaonian.

In the original book, when the Qingwu Immortal Lord accepts disciples, he will say the word Shang is unlucky, and then drive Yin Wushang out of Liyun Palace, leaving Jiang Xiaonian alone.

So according to the development, after he and Yin Wushang changed their names, Immortal Qingwu would definitely drive him away, leaving behind the real Yin Wushang.

But who would have thought that this Qingwu Immortal Lord did not follow the original book, and his attitude and way of speaking were not as described in the pen.

His original setting for Xianjun was indifference and aloofness, but he didn't expect to be so enthusiastic.

Jiang Xiaonian is interested...

***

It was completely dark, Jiang Xiaonian didn't go back to Liyun Palace, but went to the back kitchen to get a roast chicken, and then walked straight down the mountain.

He had inquired about it, and Yin Wushang slept in the firewood room at night, and was arranged by the steward to work in the medicine field at the foot of the mountain during the day as a medicine boy weeding, only taking care of lunch and not dinner.

So Yin Wushang must be hungry at this meeting.

A young boy who has just developed his body must not be hungry. He used to be a paper man who could be tortured casually, but now he has become a living person with flesh and blood. It seems a bit unreasonable to torture his cub like this.

My dear father should send him a roast chicken.

Jiang Xiaonian carried the roast chicken and walked towards the woodshed, but before he reached the woodshed, he met Yin Wushang on the way.

Jiang Xiaonian stepped forward to stop him and asked, "Where are you going?"

Yin Wushang replied indifferently: "Looking for something to eat."

Jiang Xiaonian looked at the thin and frail young man in front of him, and he knew it was like this.

He handed over the roast chicken wrapped in oil paper, and said, "Have you not had dinner yet? Hey! This is for you."

Yin Wushang didn't answer, just looked at him calmly.

For some reason, he hated this man inexplicably, he hated his expression of being superior and thinking that he was in control of everything.

Jiang Xiaonian didn't know that he had already been blacklisted by him, so he passed the roast chicken forward: "You take it, eat it while it's hot."

"What do you want me to exchange for this chicken?" Yin Wushang's voice was obviously alienated.

One half of his face was hidden in the moonlight, making his expression invisible, but the other half of his face exposed to the moonlight was amazing enough.

If Su Baili was here, he would definitely recognize this young man as the little beauty who picked him up last night.

……

Jiang Xiaonian said: "You don't need to exchange anything, I gave it to you, you can eat it."

"Do I know you well? Why do you pity me?"

Yin Wushang hated the way he looked at him for charity, and he didn't want to have too much involvement with Jiang Xiaonian, so he glanced coldly, and finally walked away from him.

Jiang Xiaonian grabbed him, "What do you mean pity you? I'm trying to compensate you."

"Okay, don't talk about it." Yin Wushang turned his back, and said slowly: "One steamed bun for another name, I think this deal is a good deal, and you don't owe me anything, what compensation are you talking about?"

Excuse me!This kid... has a really weird personality, he can have a bad temper, and he was born to be a villain.

Before Jiang Xiaonian could speak, the messenger jade tablet on his waist flickered, and the voice of Immortal Qingwu came from afar: "Shang'er, where are you?"

"I'm watching the moon halfway up the mountain." Jiang Xiaonian glanced at Yin Wushang who was about to leave, and casually threw the roast chicken in his hand.

"Oh?" Su Baili in Liyun Hall glanced at the moon covered by dark clouds, thought for a while and said, "It's dark and the road is slippery, come back earlier."

"Ah?" Jiang Xiaonian was taken aback, the corners of her lips curved slightly, and said softly, "Okay, thank you for your concern, Master."

Su Baili heard the other party's obviously happy tone, guessing that his little apprentice must be moved.

After he disconnected, he was so happy that he let out a big smile.

He is really good as a master, if Yin Wushang really falls into the devil in the future, he will definitely be reluctant to kill himself.

Hahahahahahaha...

[Warning warning: The indifferent fairy can't have such an exaggerated expression!The indifferent fairy can't have such an exaggerated expression!The host's words and deeds are ooc, and he will be punished as a beast. 】

Su Baili: "..."

Extreme joy begets sorrow, he touched the cat ears slowly emerging from the top of his head and fell into deep thought.

It turns out that laughing is not enough?

grass!How will you live in the future?

Dogecoin Qianshanjue, I love you!