Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Ye Bugui hugged the broken-tailed Zhizhi, looking at its originally round body, which had lost nearly half of its weight in the past few days, his heart seemed to be tightened all of a sudden.

"Would you like to have something? I roasted it. You can try it. It's delicious." Ye Bugui brought a plate of sliced ​​roasted venison.

The venison was grilled to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Ye Bugui carefully sliced ​​the venison into thin slices. Each slice was fat and thin, golden in color, and exuded the unique aroma of barbecue. Just smelling it made the mouth water.

"Eat a little?" Ye Bugui coaxed patiently.

……

Ever since he joined the Lingshan School, Ye Bugui never cooked anything himself.

Because of his high talent and pure spiritual roots, he was directly accepted by Dongyang Xianzun as the last closed disciple after joining the Lingshan School, ranking seventh.

Su Baili entered the competition on the same day as him but ranked sixth.

Su Baili was a senior, he had no choice but to be a senior.

In fact, it's okay to be a junior, but Ye Bugui just doesn't want to, because before he cultivated immortality, his parents abandoned him and left his elder brother.

In Ye Bugui's subconscious mind, he would be abandoned if he was his younger brother, so he and Su Bai had been fighting for hundreds of years for the title of Senior Brother and Junior Brother.

These are irrelevant things, what is important is that after he entered the sect of Dongyang Immortal Venerable, many people served him.

Of course, in order to curry favor with him, there are even more people rushing to serve Zhizhi, and all kinds of high-quality delicacies are sent to his peak in turn.

So after that, he never cooked anything for Zhi Zhi himself.

Today's situation is different from the past. Because of the broken tail, Zhizhi is in a bad mood and has a bad appetite.

It is a clean and beautiful mouse. It is in a bad mood because of the lack of a fluffy tail, and because of this, it has not eaten for several days.

Now Zhizhi is not in the mood to look at the very tempting plate of venison, and is also weak to Ye Bugui's soft-spoken coaxing. After two "squeaks", he turned his head and stared at the naked butt in a daze .

Ye Bugui was so anxious that he ate in his room. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly thought of something, picked up Zhizhi and said, "Let's go to the master."

Zhizhiwo lay motionless in his arms.

Ye Bugui rubbed his head, and continued: "Master is already in the realm of gods and humans. He can bring people back from death and rebirth with a broken arm, so it should be easy for you to grow a tail."

"Zhi... Zhizhi..." Zhi Zhi raised her head, doubts in her eyes.

Ye Bugui assured: "It's true, he can definitely make you grow a tail, let's go find him."

Only then did Zhizhi regain some energy, and the dark eyes were also stained with light.

Ye Bugui coaxed: "But you have to eat something before I take you to him."

"Zhizhi." Zhizhi jumped out of his arms, jumped directly onto the table, picked up the roasted venison with his front paws, and stuffed it into his mouth.

As if praising Ye Bugui for his good craftsmanship, he even gave a satisfied "squeak... squeak..." a few times.

"Of course, the meat I roast is not covered." Ye Bugui pinched off the sticky crumbs from the corner of its mouth, and muttered, "You are the only one who has eaten my barbecue in this life, and no one else has this honor." Woolen cloth!"

"Zhizhi..." Zhizhi licked his fingers, buried his head and continued to eat the barbecue.

After eating all the meat on the plate, he habitually cleaned the corners of his mouth and paws, and jumped into Ye Bugui's arms again.

"Squeak..." Zhizhi wanted to grow a tail impatiently, urging desperately in Ye Bugui's arms.

"Okay, I'll go right away, I'll think about where the last time I saw the old man." Ye Bugui thought about it.

Master has traveled all over the world in the past hundred years, and he remembered that the last place Master appeared was Jinling City, the capital of mortal emperors.The so-called small hermit hides in the mountains, and the big hermit hides in the world. Master, he wouldn't just live in Jinling City, right? !

No, it's him who is talking about!

I had such bad luck a few days ago, but after the bad luck ended, good luck came.

Dongyang Immortal Venerable, who was invisible to the dragon, was found by him with no difficulty.

"Why do you come to find me as a teacher?" The famous Dongyang Immortal, like a little old man, dressed in coarse clothes, lived in a courtyard in the imperial capital, raised birds and played with crickets.

At this moment, the old man is crossing his legs, holding a cup of Yunwu tea, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes are so piled up that they can kill a mosquito.

Ye Bugui: "..."

He twitched/twitched the corners of his mouth, and said cautiously: "Master, you should keep your original appearance, this disciple finds it strange." The little old man frowned displeasedly: "If you have something to say, hurry up, If you fart, let it go, for the teacher and the meeting, you have to find the little old man next door to fight crickets, and I don't have time to spend with you."

Ye Bugui had no choice but to face the wrinkled old man's face and respectfully said: "Master, Zhizhi's tail is broken, and my apprentice came all the way to find you, and I want you to help it regenerate by cutting off its tail."

"Don't help, if the tail is broken, it will be broken, as long as the life is still alive." Dongyang Xianzun glanced over Zhizhi's body, frowned, and said to himself: "This treasure hunting mouse is hundreds of years old." Why hasn't it turned into a human form yet?"

Ye Bugui hooked Dongyang Xianzun's sleeve humbly, and begged: "Master, please, Zhizhi loves beauty, and it won't eat or drink without its tail."

Dongyang Xianzun pinched the back of Zhizhi's neck, lifted him in front of his eyes, swayed from side to side, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "It's better to eat less, look how fat it is, like a fried hairball Like, how can there be such a fat mouse in the world."

"Zhizhi..." Zhizhi was wronged to death, everyone praised him for being cute, only this little old man always disliked him, laughed at him for being ugly when he first met him, and now laughed at him for being fat.

If it hadn't been for something to ask for now, it would have scratched it with one paw, scratching this stinky old man.

Ye Bugui was still begging: "Isn't it easy for you, Master?"

While begging, he threatened: "If you don't help Tuer, Tuer will live with you, annoy you every day, pull out your beard, kill your birds, and crush your crickets to death."

The little old man was so angry that he blew his nose and stared, his beard turned up in anger: "How dare you."

"Look if I dare." After a confrontation between the master and the apprentice, the little old man compromised, let Zhizhi cut off his tail and reborn, and secretly stuffed it into Zhizhi's mouth without Ye Bugui noticing. A transformation pill that is rare in the world.

"Hey... this brat has tormented me for hundreds of years, now I want you to toss him too..."

Ye Bugui didn't hear his mumbling, and asked suspiciously, "Master, what did you say?"

"It's nothing, I didn't say anything as a teacher." Dongyang Xianzun narrowed his eyes with a smile, waved his hand and began to drive away: "That's fine, you go, I won't keep you for dinner as a teacher."

"Thank you, Master, my disciple will leave."

"Wait...Little Guier, wait a minute..." The little old head suddenly thought of something, and suddenly kept Ye Bugui, and called out his nickname.

Ye Bugui frowned instantly, "Tu'er said, don't call me little turtle."

"Okay, okay, it's not the little turtle..."

The little old man stroked his beard, picked up the cold tea in front of him, and suddenly said seriously, "Where is A Li? How is he?"

"He's fine." Ye Bugui twirled his fingers around Zhizhi's newly grown tail, and carefully stroked the fluff on it.

"He's married."

"boom……"

The little old man shook his hand, and the teacup in his hand suddenly fell to pieces, and the tea splashed all over the floor. He couldn't believe it: "What did you marry? Who did you marry?"

"Master, are you hiding here without hearing anything from the window?"

Ye Bugui took a step back, avoiding the tea that was slowly left behind, and said doubtfully: "The new demon king slapped the Lingshan faction in the face, and Feng Fengguangguang married the Lingshan traitor Su Baili, haven't you heard of it? Isn’t the matter known to everyone in the world?”

"What kind of traitor, what kind of Demon Lord? Isn't Chiba Demon Lord dead for hundreds of years? Why did a new Demon Lord appear?" The little old man was embarrassed and puzzled. It's true that I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only fight crickets with my heart.

In order to ease the embarrassment, he took another cup and poured tea.

Ye Bugui had no choice but to tell Dongyang Xianzun all the ins and outs of the matter, including the fact that Su Baili betrayed the Lingshan School for Jiang Xiaonian back then.

"What kind of traitor, shit traitor..." After the little old man cursed, the cup in his palm shattered into powder again, and the water and tea leaves turned into nothingness in his hands.

"What's the name of the sect master? Zhang Zhen? This kid is full of idiosyncrasies. He has too many comfortable days. How dare he treat me like this? I'll teach him a lesson."

"Wait..." Ye Bugui scratched his head irritably: "Master, this incident was originally Su Baili's fault, and our Lingshan School's rules are like this..."

"Bullshit rules, I am the rules."

The little old man is still a little old man, but the momentum around him has changed. The courtyard is quiet and silent, as if the air and time have stood still. The birds in the birdcage, the crickets in the ground cage, and the ants in the grass are all motionless.

Ye Bugui knew that his always good-tempered master was really angry, so he lowered his head and dared not speak.

"What's the matter with the new Demon Lord? Ah Li really married himself?"

"Really." Ye Bugui nodded honestly.

After hearing this, the little old man remained calm and no longer angry, but made tea again, blowing the foam on the tea, and said to Ye Bugui: "You go back."

"Yes." Ye Bugui heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly stepped out of the yard with Zhizhi in his arms. Sure enough, when he turned around, his eyes glanced at the place where the master was sitting just now, and the little old man had disappeared.

Ye Bugui wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, thinking gloatingly, Yin Wushang, you are miserable!

***

The imperial capital of mortals, Jinling City is unparalleled in bustle.

Ye Bugui is not interested, but Zhizhi likes to join in the fun, it hides in Ye Bugui's neckline, only a small half of its head is exposed, its eyes are rolling around, looking very interested.

Ye Bugui didn't want to spoil its interest, so he took it for a walk in Jinling City, after eating and drinking, he found a hotel, opened a room, and planned to return to Lingshan School tomorrow.

At midnight, the bustling Jinling City finally returned to calm, with only the sound of wind blowing and falling leaves on the wide avenue.

When Ye Bugui fell into a drowsy sleep, he suddenly felt his chest sink, as if a boulder was crushed.

Is Zhizhi fat again?

Ye Bugui closed his eyes and stretched out his hand to push, but he didn't touch the furry branches, but he touched a warm and naked body.

It felt...as if someone was pressing on him.

Omg!

Ye Bugui, who was in a daze, was immediately woken up by fright, and when he opened his eyes, he met a pair of eyes that were as black as glass.

"You... who are you?"