Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

The drunk cat "meowed ∽", closed its eyes, and fell asleep in an instant.

Yin Wushang was holding it, pitifully, just about to put his head down and take another breath, when the night watchman outside came to report: "Mozun Qianjue has come suddenly, and he is begging to see him outside the hall."

Yin Wushang regained his energy in an instant, Jiang Xiaonian, this bad guy, must have come to steal the master.

Now, the master belongs to him alone, so he can't let Jiang Xiaonian think about it anymore.

Yin Wushang summoned the magic sword and prepared to go out to fight with it. After thinking about it, he was afraid that Jiang Xiaonian would sneak in, so he simply opened the neckline and stuffed the sleeping cat into the warm underwear.

Holding the sword, he walked out aggressively.

***

Outside the Promise Demon Palace.

Jiang Xiaonian frowned immediately when he saw Yin Wushang, but unexpectedly, he didn't call Jiao Weiqin out. He just poked behind him and said displeasedly, "Where is Master? Why didn't he come?"

"Why did he come here!" Yin Wushang glanced at him, and reflexively touched the softness of his chest: "Jiang Xiaonian, you should know exactly what day it is."

"Of course I know."

"Are you here to find fault?" Yin Wushang glanced at Jiang Xiaonian, who was alone, with a rare complacency on his face: "He is mine now, mine alone, don't even think about coveting him anymore." heart."

"What are you talking about? What are you coveting and not coveting? Even if you get married, he is still my master." Jiang Xiaonian snorted coldly, and said again: "I am here to find the master, not to find fault, you Don't point your sword at me, I just want to see him."

"No." Yin Wushang shook his head without thinking, but slowly put away the sword in his hand: "I won't let him see you." "You are too small-minded."

"do you have any opinion?"

Jiang Xiaonian laughed angrily: "As a person with modern education, I still know etiquette and shame. No matter how much I like a married man, I will not go beyond that. You can rest assured about this."

"Even if you tell me about flowers today, I won't let you see them."

"Forget it if you don't see it." Seeing that he couldn't hear him at all, Jiang Xiaonian stretched out his hand and said, "Then give me the iron-eating beast."

"What?" Yin Wushang didn't keep up with his brain circuit a little bit, still stuck on the question that he wanted to see the master.

"I asked you to give me the iron-eating beast. Master said so. Don't try to play tricks this time."

Yin Wushang asked suspiciously: "When did Master say, when did he go to you? Also, why did he give you Chouchou?"

"The day before yesterday, the master said that the ugly one would be exchanged for a flower in a stone..."

***

A few days ago, Su Baili went to Jiang Xiaonian, not for anything else, but for the flower in the stone.

Seeing that Yin Wushang wanted to get the flower in the stone so much, Su Baili missed it repeatedly because of the unfamiliar terrain.

But Jiang Xiaonian is different, he has been the king and hegemony in that area for many years, it is much easier to get the flower in the stone than Yin Wushang.

So he went to Jiang Xiaonian and exchanged Chou Chou for Shi Zhonghua.

Jiang Xiaonian was going to the Desert of Death, but the Desert of Death was the same as Wuwanggu, and he didn't need spiritual energy and magic energy. If he wanted to go deep into the desert, it must be too difficult to find the Nine Whipworms by walking all on his feet.

Then he must have a mount, but ordinary animal pets are not suitable for that kind of weather and geographical environment. After all, only iron-eating beasts can.

So, Jiang Xiaonian agreed.

In order to be able to stand up for the rest of his life and be an upright man, even though he was unwilling, he still went to the depths of the magma to retrieve the Sanshenghua.

……

"The ins and outs of the matter are like this. I ventured into the depths of the magma and found the flower in the stone for the master. The master said to give me the iron-eating beast."

Seeing that Su Baili hadn't shown up, Jiang Xiaonian couldn't help but get annoyed: "This is what I agreed with Master, you can't play tricks."

"Who wants to play tricks?" Yin Wushang snorted coldly.

Although he was not happy that Master went to see Jiang Xiaonian alone, but when he thought that Master only went to see Jiang Xiaonian for Shi Zhonghua, all the displeasure disappeared immediately.

He whistled: "Chou Chou, come here."

"Gee... chirp..."

A huge black long-billed beast wobbled over.

"Chichi..."

Yin Wushang reached out and touched its long nose: "Chou Chou, you will follow him from now on."

"Chichi?"

Chou Chou was stunned for a moment, looked at Yin Wushang, then at Jiang Xiaonian, his whole face wrinkled immediately.

"Ji..." Without such a thing, why did you abandon me?You masters are not reliable at all.

"If you follow him, he will not treat you badly, his Liuhuo City has dozens of fine iron mines." Yin Wushang saw the ugly displeasure, and immediately explained: "If you don't believe me, you can ask him. "

"Chichi?" Chouchou shifted his gaze to Jiang Xiaonian.

Jiang Xiaonian nodded immediately.

"I really have dozens of fine iron mines, as well as copper mines and gold mines. Even if you eat one ton a day, you can eat it for 80 or [-] years."

Jiang Xiaonian worked hard to sell it: "You just follow me, I promise, as long as I have a bite to eat, you will have a bite to eat."

Chou Chou's eyes lit up, and he immediately shook off Yin Wushang's hand touching its nose.

Yin Wushang: "..."

What a shame!

Chou Chou strode towards Jiang Xiaonian with big strides, his long nose arched towards him, looking extraordinarily eager.

"Chichi!" Then follow you, it doesn't matter who you follow, as long as there is something to eat.

Jiang Xiaonian hurriedly climbed onto Chouchou's back, yelling at it to turn around and prepare to return to Glazed Fire City. Before leaving, he paused again, then turned his head and said, "Master wanted to treat you well from the very beginning. That's right from the beginning, if it wasn't for..."

Jiang Xiaonian sighed, and even though she was uncomfortable, she still said it: "If I hadn't been a hindrance, then from the beginning, you were the person he wanted to treat well the most, even if so many things happened later, he It's also unavoidable, you have to know that he doesn't owe you anything from the beginning to the end."

"I know."

Jiang Xiaonian: "You have to treat Master well. If one day, I know that he has been wronged, then I will definitely be rude to you."

"You don't need to teach me, I know what to do."

"I'm serious." Jiang Xiaonian put away her usual hippie smile, and said with a serious expression: "Leave aside those one-sided Xiao Xiao who wants to say, he is also my only relative in this world, if you dare to betray him , I will definitely fight you hard, even if it costs me everything."

Yin Wushang also put away the ridicule just now, put his hand on the soft part of his chest, and said extremely seriously: "I am also serious. Even if I betray everyone, even if I am an enemy of the world, I will not betray him."

"Okay, I hope you remember what you said today."

After Jiang Xiaonian finished speaking, he rode away on Chouchou. He returned to Liuhuo City and found Ye Bugui who had been waiting for a long time.

"Master Ye, can we set off for the Desert of Death?"

"Yes." Ye Bugui touched Zhizhi, and lazily said: "You just need to be ready, I can set off at any time."

"What else should I prepare?"

"Eat and drink." Ye Bugui bent his fingers and twisted Zhizhi's tail in his hand: "The desert of death can't use aura and magic power, so your Xumi ring can't be used at all. And because of the terrain and climate , the human body must replenish physical energy, even if you are a monk, you can't stand not eating for a long time, so, let's prepare more food, the storage ring can't be used, and it can only be packed in a package. "

"understood."

After Jiang Xiaonian ordered his servants to prepare everything, he and Ye Bugui officially set off for the Desert of Death.

No matter how many things they brought, they couldn't keep the Death Desert too big and vast.

After three months, all food and water were consumed.

So they turned their attention to native plants in the desert.

"Is this thorny thing edible?" Jiang Xiaonian excitedly found a thorny vine, pointed to the tender green stem on it and said to the leaves: "Master Ye, it shouldn't be poisonous, right? "

"My God! How can there be such a tender green vine in the desert?" Ye Bugui looked up at the bright green leafy vine in front of him, his eyes widened. "In such a harsh environment, such a tender thing can grow, how did it survive?"

The color of this vine is fresh green, which contrasts with the withered yellow sand of the Death Desert. It seems to be the last ray of bright color in the desert, shocking their vision.

Jiang Xiaonian squeezed out its thorns, squeezed into the depths of the vine, ate its leaves, and squeezed its juice: "It doesn't matter if it is fine or not, as long as it can be eaten."

***

Long, long ago, there was a thorny sand vine that grew in the desert of death.

This thorny sand vine is very rare, and it is the only vine from ancient times in the world.

Due to the lack of water in the desert of death, the desert itself has few plants, and it was born in ancient times. Although its upper body is just an ordinary vine, in fact, its lower body basically traverses half of the desert of death. The root system is extremely developed. , It is not difficult to absorb water.

Because there is no need to worry about food or drink, even in such a difficult desert of death, it is still green and moist, with sharp and silvery spikes, and green and tender leaves.

Among the series of plants in the Dead Desert, it can be said to be the most beautiful one.

It is very difficult for plants to produce autonomous spiritual consciousness, but because it has existed for a long time and absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, it is about to become refined when other plants cannot cultivate.

Give it another half a month, and it will be able to transform into a human form, becoming the first plant in the world that can transform humans.

Because I have a human mind, I begin to be unwilling to be lonely.

But the desert of death is too dangerous, basically no outsiders have come here, and it will always be accompanied by dry sand and tiny insects and ants.

Day after day, it stares melancholy into the distance, fantasizing about the appearance of human beings.

What should human beings look like?

Four legs?Will there be leaves growing on the head?Will it grow a hard shell like a bug?

……

On this day, when the thorny sand vine was staring into the distance in a daze, a man in red appeared riding a giant beast.

That giant beast was obviously so ugly, but in its eyes, it still felt that the man in red appeared stepping on colorful auspicious clouds.

That was the first human it had ever seen.

It turns out that humans grow up like this!

There are two feet, two hands, a fair and handsome face, cherry red lips, and black and beautiful eyes.

Sure enough, they grew into the most beautiful appearance of living creatures in the world.

The thorny sand vine looked at the bright red that was getting closer and closer. It was the first time that it knew that there was such a brilliant color in the world. It was the first time it met, and it attracted all its eyes.

If it wasn't a plant, it would definitely be beating wildly and dancing at this moment.

Is this... Could it be the legendary feeling of love at first sight? !

Ahhhhh!

It was thinking, if it becomes a spirit, it will become such a beautiful person after it takes human form.

……

The man in red walked up to it and touched its green leaves.

It feels warm and smooth to the touch, a temperature that makes people feel nostalgic. It is so ashamed that it curls up the green leaves. If it takes the shape of a human, its face should be red at the moment.

But the man in red looked at it brightly, and suddenly said: "Should this prickly thing be edible?"

"Eat?" Thorny Sand Vine panicked inexplicably. "What to eat?"

Before it had time to figure out what was going on, the man in red shot suddenly.

"Master Ye, it smells so good! It's like the smell of melon, it's very fragrant, I think it should be edible!"

He pulled out the thorns on its branches three times and five times, picked a few tender green leaves and stuffed them into his mouth.

"It's pretty tasty."

Thorny sand vine: "..."

It has no nervous system, and it doesn't feel pain, but the thorns and leaves are equivalent to its hair.

The thorny sand vine trembled violently: "I am the first plant in the world to become a sperm. I will change into a human form next month. Originally, I will be a handsome brother who looks better than Pan An, but now you have pulled me out!" hair? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm bald! I'm getting bald!"

"It shouldn't be poisonous, right?" the man in red said after eating a mouthful of leaves.

He stretched out his hand and casually folded off the tender green stems on it, only to find that the translucent juice flowed out slowly.

"Fuck! It's still running!"

The man in red's eyes lit up, pointed it at his open mouth, and then squeezed it hard, and the clear juice flowed into his mouth.

"Tsk tsk tsk...it's pretty sweet," the man in red waved to the other person. "Master Ye, would you like to eat some too?"

Another person shook his head: "No, I'm not hungry yet."

Only the thorny sand vine screamed silently: "I'm going to be squeezed dry, you can just pluck me bald, but you still squeeze my juice? Ahhh!"

The man in red squeezed a young leaf, broke a bunch of stems, squeezed out the juice, and then squeezed out another tender stem. After squeezing dozens of tender stems in a row, he finally had enough to eat and drink.

"We're full, Master Ye, let's go..."

The man in red is gone.

Only the thorny sand vine trembling with anger remained, "You wait, I want revenge, and I will definitely seek revenge from you."

Cisha Teng thought bitterly, "I will pay back ten times and a hundred times what this villain has done to me. He made me bald, and I want to make him bald. He squeezed me dry, and I will also make him bald." To squeeze him dry."

"You wait for me, I will definitely take revenge."

Ten days later, driven by hatred, it turned into a human body a few days earlier. Because of the special nature of its body, its demonic power was extremely abundant, and it became a super powerful monster that could deter one party.

He is a big monster with handsome appearance and snow-white skin. He actually looks quite similar to the man in red. The only flaw is that he is bald!

On the day of cultivating the human form, Sateng Ginger walked in the direction the man in red left by relying on his induction, gnashing his teeth, ready to take revenge.

But when he found the man in red, the man in red was besieged by a group of nine whipworms.

"Master Ye, you didn't say that the nine-whipworms live in groups, and live forever! Can we escape here?"

"I don't know." Ye Bugui looked at the endless swarm of nine-whip insects, his eyes went dark, he couldn't control the sword here, and he couldn't pinch the barrier. When the overwhelming insects surrounded him, he had nowhere to escape.

The insects are getting closer and closer, and the hard-shelled arthropods are surrounded together, making a sound like teeth or nails scraping on a blackboard, which makes people's joints numb and teeth sour.

Jiang Xiaonian shook, shook off the goosebumps all over her body, and said in despair: "We have searched for feelings from thousands of miles away, and we are here to deliver food to them? It's over!"

……

La Shateng saw that the man in red was about to be surrounded, and there was no bones left to eat, and he became anxious all of a sudden.

No, this is his enemy. He has to avenge his revenge with his own hands. The enemy cannot be eaten by these bugs. Then who should he seek to avenge his bald head?

As a result, the thorny sand vine transformed into its own body, and its root system stretching thousands of miles, like an iron broom, lifted the desert of death into flying sand and rocks.

The strong fragrance is pleasant to humans, but it is quite irritating to insects. The nine-whip insects were stimulated by the insect repellent incense and fled one after another.

Jiang Xiaonian took the opportunity to catch a few solitary ones, and after a closer look, he found out the ins and outs of the name of the Nine Whipworm. It turned out that this bug actually had nine genitals, and nine chickens grew under their bodies like a single pusher.

Terrifying yet inexplicably joyful.

Confused, Jiang Xiaonian quickly tore off their shells, dipped them in the sauce that had been prepared a long time ago like eating lobsters, and swallowed them without chewing.

The rumored nine-whipworm, which can make people invincible with a golden spear, does have magical powers. After swallowing it, the whole body becomes hot, and the blood of the beast boils.

……

Here, the vigilant Ye Bugui immediately saw the man in green who rescued them from the sea of ​​insects.

"Dare to ask Your Excellency..."

The man in green stared at the man in red, gritted his teeth and said, "I am your enemy."

"Enemy?" Ye Bugui looked at his murderous eyes and argued, "No, you are our benefactor."

He took a step back, touched Zhizhi and said, "Accordingly, you saved me, so I should promise you with my body, but I am too old to be worthy of you, so I let my nephew promise with my body to repay you." Your life-saving grace!"

Ye Bugui waved back, "Jiang Xiaonian, come quickly."

Jiang Xiaonian: "????"

He had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, when the man in green saw him, he suddenly exploded. After the smoke passed, both the man in green and Jiang Xiaonian disappeared.

Now it was Ye Bugui's turn to be stunned.

"Where are people? It's over! How do we explain to Su Baili now?"

Ye Bugui had no choice but to forcibly activate the secret technique in the desert.

"Little nephew, hold on, hold on for three days. After three days, I will come to rescue you."

***

Over there, after the man in green took Jiang Xiaonian away, he chose a deserted place before landing.

Jiang Xiaonian stared at him vigilantly: "Who are you? Why did you save me? What do you want to do after saving me?"

"Who am I?" The man in green snorted coldly: "You will know who I am immediately."

The roots that emerged quickly grabbed the sword in Jiang Xiaonian's hand, dropped the knife in his hand, and shaved off Jiang Xiaonian's hair.

Jiang Xiaonian: "..."

Bald?

He stroked the top of his hair that was about to be shaved, and said angrily: "What are you doing, why are you shaving my head? There is something wrong with you."

"Hmph! Do you know who I am now?"

"do not know."

"Half a month ago, you also plucked my hair bald, so you forgot after not seeing me for so long?"

"Crazy you! When did I bald your hair? It's nothing like that."

"I am that green vine in the desert." The man in green turned his hands into a whole body, and the originally white hands turned into green twigs in a moment.

He told Jiang Xiaonian the whole story. "You bald my leaves, and I will cut off your hair. If you have revenge, you will complain."

"So that's how it is," Jiang Xiaonian said, "You're done with revenge now? Can I go?"

The man in green: "No, you squeezed me dry back then, so I have to squeeze you dry too."

Jiang Xiaonian frowned, this man in green looks clean and fresh, can't he be so vicious?

He said: "I am a human being. If you squeeze me dry, I will die. Although I squeezed you dry, you are not dead, so this is not fair."

The eyes of the man in green rolled around his face several times, and suddenly he couldn't do anything. The man in red's appearance was all based on his aesthetics, and he was the first person he had ever seen in his life. Can't bear to let him die.

He hesitated for a while, then said: "It makes sense, then is there any way to squeeze you dry without losing your life?"

"Yes." Jiang Xiaonian, who had eaten the nine-whipworm, was about to explode, his blood seemed to be on fire, and he wanted to find a place to vent immediately.

His eyes rolled around, he looked up and down the man in green seriously, and after making a decision in his heart, he coughed lightly and said: "We humans actually have a way to be squeezed dry and not die, do you want to try it?" do you want to try?"

The man in green said without hesitation, "That must be tried."

……

After one night, Jiang Xiaonian was squeezed dry, but the man in green was full of energy, his face flushed red, as if the green plants had been saturated with water.

He put on his trousers, waved his hand and said, "The revenge is over, you can go."

"Where do you want me to go?" Jiang Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, feeling somewhat reluctant for no reason.

The man in green who suddenly saved him, cut his hair suddenly, and slept with him for no reason is the only person who is closest to him besides the master.

They are so close to each other, they are frank and honest, and they are in harmony with each other, and the two of them are one.

The man in green glanced at him: "I don't care where you go, why should I care where an enemy goes."

Jiang Xiaonian hugged his slender waist, and said cheekily: "Let me stay for a few more days! You can squeeze me dry at any time."

The man in green frowned: "But I've squeezed it once."

Jiang Xiaonian's face was full of satisfaction: "Squeeze it a few more times. I squeezed you more than a dozen times at the beginning, but you only squeezed me once last night. You are at a loss."

The man in green thought for a while, then nodded: "It makes sense."

Juicing is so comfortable, it's good to squeeze it a few times.

Jiang Xiaonian tempted: "Then squeeze it again now? Let's continue..."

***

One red and one green, one human and one demon, get along very harmoniously.

During the three days, apart from the juicing, the time spent together was quite harmonious. The people in green were inexplicably easy to get along with, and they were simply obedient.

After getting along for a long time, Jiang Xiaonian gradually discovered that the eyebrows and eyes of the man in green actually looked quite like him, and the more he looked, the more he resembled him.

He stroked his eyebrows with his hand and boasted, "It's so pretty."

"Really?" The man in green smiled and said, "It looks like you."

"What?" Jiang Xiaonian was taken aback, "What does it mean to look like me?"

"You are the first person I've ever seen, and your eyebrows and eyes are also the most beautiful in my opinion." The man in green tilted his head and said, "Because I like it, so after the transformation, I also grew like this."

"You have vision." Jiang Xiaonian felt a little proud.

A selfish person always only loves himself, so, facing a face that resembles him eight quarters, an inexplicable feeling is ready to move, like a seed sprouting without knowing when, and it is breaking out of the ground.

"From now on, you will follow me, and I will take you back to Glazed Fire City..." Before Jiang Xiaonian could finish speaking, blood was shining in front of his eyes, and a big hand in the blood color pulled him into the void.

Caught off guard, the man in green only had time to wrap his twigs around him, "Where are you going?"

"Let go." Jiang Xiaonian felt the twigs wrapped around her waist that were about to tear off, reached out to touch them, and comforted her, "I'll come back and find you."

The blood faded away, and only the man in green was left in the khaki-colored desert. He looked at the disappeared man and murmured, "Will he really come back?"

***

Ye Bugui's secret technique hurt his body, but at least he rescued Jiang Xiaonian, and using the secret technique, the two moved out of the desert of death safely.

"Are you okay?" Ye Bugui looked Jiang Xiaonian up and down, and he didn't break his limbs, but his face was flushed red, and he let out a weak sigh of relief.

"I can finally explain to your master."

Jiang Xiaonian said displeased: "You can explain to my master, but you ruined my luck."

"What the hell?"

"I said you ruined my luck and broke my marriage line. Master Ye, please send me back."

"are you crazy?"

Jiang Xiaonian's face collapsed: "It's not easy for me to have someone who fell in love at first sight. Before I got to know him and asked his name, you asked me to drag him away. If I can't marry a wife in the future, will you be responsible?" Responsibility?"

Ye Bugui: "..."

This shit is really a little white-eyed wolf, he spent his blood to save him, and he blamed himself for tearing up his marriage.

"Bah! What the hell? I don't care about you anymore." Ye Bugui took a breath, hugged Zhizhi and left. "Wait, Master Ye." Jiang Xiaonian stopped him, "Tell my master when you go back."

Ye Bugui said impatiently, "Say what?"

"Tell him not to worry, I will go back when I find a wife."

"What if I can't find it?"

"I won't go back if I can't find it, and I don't want it in Liuhuo City."

Ye Bugui looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Sick? A daughter-in-law appeared out of nowhere in just one night?"

"As a person who has received modern higher education, I naturally practice monogamy. He slept with me, so I naturally have to be responsible for him." Jiang Xiaonian said seriously: "So no matter what, I have to find him .”

Ye Bugui: "??"

"What the hell?... Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you. Speaking of which, you can make up your own mind, as long as you come back alive."

***

Jiang Xiaonian was determined to do something, so she tried her best to do it.

He abandoned the Glazed Fire City that he had worked so hard to manage, gave up countless treasures and power, and resolutely went deep into the desert of death.

In a certain dusk, I finally found the only touch of green in the endless desert.

"I found you." Jiang Xiaonian reached out to him.

The man in green subconsciously put his white and slender fingers into his palm: "What do you want me for?"

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said seriously: "I want to spend the rest of my life with you! For the rest of my life, I just want to squeeze juice with you alone."

"To spend the rest of my life together? The rest of my life?" This time it was the man in green's turn to be dazed, "For the rest of my life, are you sure you want to keep squeezing juice for me?"

"Sure." Jiang Xiaonian raised the corners of her lips.

"No regrets?"

"I don't regret it." Jiang Xiaonian's smile was extraordinarily bright in the barren desert: "I ran all the way to find you, and I searched for you day and night for three months, counting all the way, a total of 97 days. The desert environment is harsh, and every minute and every second is full of dangers. I am thinking about every minute and every second. I have a total of [-] opportunities to repent. But I have chosen so many times, and finally I want to give You juice."

"Are you humans all so kind?"

"No."

"Uh?"

"My kindness is only for you..."

"Then have you squeezed juice for others?"

"No, I only squeeze the juice for you!" Jiang Xiaonian looked at him eagerly, "Do you agree?"

"Agreed!" The man in green nodded: "Squeezing juice is so comfortable, of course I agree. For the sake of your sincerity, I will... only squeeze juice with you in the future."